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Title: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: WonderMeal on March 03, 2014, 02:05:10 PM
As a 'Cats fan, I am cursed with being both irresistible to the Fairer Sex and incredibly virile/fertile. This has presented a problem in the WonderMeal household, as I'm running out of gE names for future offspring (WonderMealette, WonderMeal Jr., WonderMealina) and can only afford so many new BSFS suites.

Going with conventional family planning methods is out of the question, due to the aforementioned potency blessing/curse that runs in the family. (Fool me three times...) So this post is about reaching out to other PotentCats about The Big V.

-How terrible was it?
-Was it worth it?
-What was the anesthetic/pain relief situation?
-What was recovery like?
-Any regrets?
-Did you do the traditional or the newfangled "no scalpel" procedure? (aka The Puncture)

Thanks to all mature Cat_FANs for helping out another Cat_FAN here. Leave your jokes on GPC.



PS. If there is already a vasectomy thread, please merge, TIA.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 03, 2014, 02:08:21 PM
As a 'Cats fan, I am cursed with being both irresistible to the Fairer Sex and incredibly virile/fertile. This has presented a problem in the WonderMeal household, as I'm running out of gE names for future offspring (WonderMealette, WonderMeal Jr., WonderMealina) and can only afford so many new BSFS suites.

Going with conventional family planning methods is out of the question, due to the aforementioned potency blessing/curse that runs in the family. (Fool me three times...) So this post is about reaching out to other PotentCats about The Big V.

-How terrible was it? It wasn't.
-Was it worth it?  Yes
-What was the anesthetic/pain relief situation?  Hydrocodone and whiskey
-What was recovery like?  See above with Xbox for the weekend
-Any regrets?  No
-Did you do the traditional or the newfangled "no scalpel" procedure? (aka The Puncture)  :dunno:

Thanks to all mature Cat_FANs for helping out another Cat_FAN here. Leave your jokes on GPC.



PS. If there is already a vasectomy thread, please merge, TIA.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Cire on March 03, 2014, 02:08:56 PM
heard from my dad's friends they are pud.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: kso_FAN on March 03, 2014, 02:09:16 PM
Pud.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Gooch on March 03, 2014, 02:10:32 PM
As a 'Cats fan, I am cursed with being both irresistible to the Fairer Sex and incredibly virile/fertile. This has presented a problem in the WonderMeal household, as I'm running out of gE names for future offspring (WonderMealette, WonderMeal Jr., WonderMealina) and can only afford so many new BSFS suites.

Going with conventional family planning methods is out of the question, due to the aforementioned potency blessing/curse that runs in the family. (Fool me three times...) So this post is about reaching out to other PotentCats about The Big V.

-How terrible was it?
-Was it worth it?
-What was the anesthetic/pain relief situation?
-What was recovery like?
-Any regrets?
-Did you do the traditional or the newfangled "no scalpel" procedure? (aka The Puncture)

Thanks to all mature Cat_FANs for helping out another Cat_FAN here. Leave your jokes on GPC.



PS. If there is already a vasectomy thread, please merge, TIA.
Ditto to what cats2win said. I didn't get any Hydrocodone tho :frown:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 03, 2014, 02:15:25 PM
As a 'Cats fan, I am cursed with being both irresistible to the Fairer Sex and incredibly virile/fertile. This has presented a problem in the WonderMeal household, as I'm running out of gE names for future offspring (WonderMealette, WonderMeal Jr., WonderMealina) and can only afford so many new BSFS suites.

Going with conventional family planning methods is out of the question, due to the aforementioned potency blessing/curse that runs in the family. (Fool me three times...) So this post is about reaching out to other PotentCats about The Big V.

-How terrible was it?
-Was it worth it?
-What was the anesthetic/pain relief situation?
-What was recovery like?
-Any regrets?
-Did you do the traditional or the newfangled "no scalpel" procedure? (aka The Puncture)

Thanks to all mature Cat_FANs for helping out another Cat_FAN here. Leave your jokes on GPC.



PS. If there is already a vasectomy thread, please merge, TIA.
Ditto to what cats2win said. I didn't get any Hydrocodone tho :frown:

They didn't prescribe it to me.  It was from my private stash....
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 03, 2014, 02:16:19 PM
:users:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Bloodfart on March 03, 2014, 02:17:41 PM
Take care when jumping off your tractor for at least a week.  Feels like your balls hit the ground when you land.  What I've been told by others.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on March 03, 2014, 02:21:08 PM
Is this type of procedure only considered once birth control is off the table? Why would birth control be taken off the table?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 03, 2014, 02:22:20 PM
Is this type of procedure only considered once birth control is off the table? Why would birth control be taken off the table?

Some people think of the increased cancer risk as a bad thing.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: CNS on March 03, 2014, 02:23:42 PM
pud.  Tylenol and ice. 


Never heard of the no scalpel thing but assuming it is a con man that will take your money and kick you in the balls.


Also, to address Mocat: birth control pills cause a certain percentage of crazy in the population, in my experience. 
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Tobias on March 03, 2014, 02:25:11 PM
this all sounds too good to be true
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 03, 2014, 02:25:43 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: slobber on March 03, 2014, 02:25:59 PM
Take care when jumping off your tractor for at least a week.  Feels like your balls hit the ground when you land.  What I've been told by others.
Has it been established where your farm is? I am always looking to get my kids back out to a farm for a few hours when we travel back to KS. I am thinking a dobber family outting to Bloodfart Acres would be real treat. I'd bring the beer or whiskey if we could get the details worked out.

On topic and not GPCy, I had a buddy (non Canadian) who told me it was great. Evidently they want you to come back in 60 days for testing to make certain no swimmers can get past. I think it took 2 weeks or so before he was back in the saddle, and then they want you to ejaculate daily or something for at least 30 days. Anyway, the point of the story is that his wife said he wasn't doing that all by himself, so they had lots of fun for 30 days...made a game of it or something.

(That is not a GPCy posts. Your responses to that post could be GPCy, but original poster asked you to refrain, so please don't.)
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 03, 2014, 02:26:38 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: CNS on March 03, 2014, 02:30:39 PM
this all sounds too good to be true

Only drawback is that they aren't reversible more than like 60% of the time(as of 6yrs ago anyway).
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on March 03, 2014, 02:31:38 PM
this all sounds too good to be true

Only drawback is that they aren't reversible more than like 60% of the time(as of 6yrs ago anyway).
Microsurgery advances have success rate of reversal at 99%. I've been considering getting it done as well.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: XocolateThundarr on March 03, 2014, 02:31:42 PM
Take care when jumping off your tractor for at least a week.  Feels like your balls hit the ground when you land.  What I've been told by others.
Has it been established where your farm is? I am always looking to get my kids back out to a farm for a few hours when we travel back to KS. I am thinking a dobber family outting to Bloodfart Acres would be real treat. I'd bring the beer or whiskey if we could get the details worked out.

On topic and not GPCy, I had a buddy (non Canadian) who told me it was great. Evidently they want you to come back in 60 days for testing to make certain no swimmers can get past. I think it took 2 weeks or so before he was back in the saddle, and then they want you to ejaculate daily or something for at least 30 days. Anyway, the point of the story is that his wife said he wasn't doing that all by himself, so they had lots of fun for 30 days...made a game of it or something.

(That is not a GPCy posts. Your responses to that post could be GPCy, but original poster asked you to refrain, so please don't.)

I did share drinks with a guy who was Canadian and that type of doctor who told me there are rare instances that things can "re-attach" over time after the procedure.....FWIW.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 03, 2014, 02:32:33 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself

Sounds like I've got a semester and a half to avoid WackSquawking myself.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Institutional Control on March 03, 2014, 02:33:19 PM
I had my wife get a tubal.  My next wife will likely be very young and want kids of her own, not second hand ones.

Best decision I ever made.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: CNS on March 03, 2014, 02:35:57 PM
this all sounds too good to be true

Only drawback is that they aren't reversible more than like 60% of the time(as of 6yrs ago anyway).
Microsurgery advances have success rate of reversal at 99%. I've been considering getting it done as well.

As long as that surgery isn't crazy expensive, everyone should get one at age 15 or something.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Gooch on March 03, 2014, 02:36:48 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself

Sounds like I've got a semester and a half to avoid WackSquawking myself.
Given your age and marital status it will be a tough sell to the Dr. The only reason I was able to get mine done so early in life without having any kids already was that my family Dr did it and was also Mrs. Gooch's Dr so he was well aware of her views on having kids.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: CNS on March 03, 2014, 02:40:20 PM
The whole "doc approving it" thing makes me want to hurt someone.  You can have a doc shove plastic balloons inside a high school girl's chest and call it a graduation gift from her parents, but you can't take surgery as a form of birth control unless the doc understands your sitch.  That is just absolute bullshit.

I didn't remember this until now, but I did have to have my wife sign something stating she knew what I was doing and agreed to it.  Like it is against the law if a guy would get snipped and not tell his wife.  WTF?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 03, 2014, 02:41:18 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself

Sounds like I've got a semester and a half to avoid WackSquawking myself.
Given your age and marital status it will be a tough sell to the Dr. The only reason I was able to get mine done so early in life without having any kids already was that my family Dr did it and was also Mrs. Gooch's Dr so he was well aware of her views on having kids.

Crohn's is linked to heredity/ genetics. eff THAT. If I ever want to raise a kid, there are plenty of children without homes out there.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Tobias on March 03, 2014, 02:43:12 PM
i thought you guys were GPC'ing about the whole permission slip from the Dr.  wtf?  as an unmarried person can i just say "i don't want kids" and get a hall pass?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Institutional Control on March 03, 2014, 02:43:37 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself

Sounds like I've got a semester and a half to avoid WackSquawking myself.
Given your age and marital status it will be a tough sell to the Dr. The only reason I was able to get mine done so early in life without having any kids already was that my family Dr did it and was also Mrs. Gooch's Dr so he was well aware of her views on having kids.

Crohn's is linked to heredity/ genetics. eff THAT. If I ever want to raise a kid, there are plenty of children without homes out there.

I would go with a puppy.  You can leave them home alone sooner. 
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Institutional Control on March 03, 2014, 02:48:02 PM
The whole "doc approving it" thing makes me want to hurt someone.  You can have a doc shove plastic balloons inside a high school girl's chest and call it a graduation gift from her parents, but you can't take surgery as a form of birth control unless the doc understands your sitch.  That is just absolute bullshit.

I didn't remember this until now, but I did have to have my wife sign something stating she knew what I was doing and agreed to it.  Like it is against the law if a guy would get snipped and not tell his wife.  WTF?

Urologists and general surgeons are not cut from the same cloth as cosmetic surgeons.  You could find a doctor who would not care about your situation and perform a vasectomy but you'd have to look around.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Brock Landers on March 03, 2014, 02:48:45 PM
The whole "doc approving it" thing makes me want to hurt someone.  You can have a doc shove plastic balloons inside a high school girl's chest and call it a graduation gift from her parents, but you can't take surgery as a form of birth control unless the doc understands your sitch.  That is just absolute bullshit.

I didn't remember this until now, but I did have to have my wife sign something stating she knew what I was doing and agreed to it.  Like it is against the law if a guy would get snipped and not tell his wife.  WTF?

Gronkzongas on a young lady are a beautiful thing, whereas having your balls operated on sounds absolutely terrifying.  Apologies if I crossed the GPC line.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 03, 2014, 02:49:48 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself

Sounds like I've got a semester and a half to avoid WackSquawking myself.
Given your age and marital status it will be a tough sell to the Dr. The only reason I was able to get mine done so early in life without having any kids already was that my family Dr did it and was also Mrs. Gooch's Dr so he was well aware of her views on having kids.

Crohn's is linked to heredity/ genetics. eff THAT. If I ever want to raise a kid, there are plenty of children without homes out there.

I would go with a puppy.  You can leave them home alone sooner.

That was a royal "I". Like, if I ever get married and my partner wants to raise a kid. I'm not against the idea, there are just plenty of reasons I don't want it to be my own offspring (which is unfortunate because I'm fairly intelligent and good looking).
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: steve dave on March 03, 2014, 02:51:36 PM
I've done this to over a million baby cows and medium sized cows. if you need this done I can do this for almost no charge. I keep my chompers (< that's a technical word for the primary tool used) in a 5 gallon bucket of hot soapy blue water in between chomps so there is no risk of infection. there is some cow poop basically all over everything everywhere so just watch what you touch. we have this deal that can squeeze you super tight so you don't jerk around if you are worried about flinching when I engage the chomps.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: steve dave on March 03, 2014, 02:53:42 PM
if you are small enough to fit in the baby cow squeezer it can flip you over onto your side while squeezing you to give me a better angle with the chompers. this is preferred but not required.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: slobber on March 03, 2014, 03:02:04 PM
if you are small enough to fit in the baby cow squeezer it can flip you over onto your side while squeezing you to give me a better angle with the chompers. this is preferred but not required.
And there is no incision. Tell them there is no incision. It's part of the FAB of going this route.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 03, 2014, 03:03:53 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself

Sounds like I've got a semester and a half to avoid WackSquawking myself.
Given your age and marital status it will be a tough sell to the Dr. The only reason I was able to get mine done so early in life without having any kids already was that my family Dr did it and was also Mrs. Gooch's Dr so he was well aware of her views on having kids.

Crohn's is linked to heredity/ genetics. eff THAT. If I ever want to raise a kid, there are plenty of children without homes out there.

Let me know where to find them. TIA.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Bloodfart on March 03, 2014, 03:05:26 PM
@dobber South east Reno county.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on March 03, 2014, 03:07:35 PM
Crohn's is linked to heredity/ genetics. eff THAT. If I ever want to raise a kid, there are plenty of children without homes out there.

Let me know where to find them. TIA.

I'm still trying to get Lil'ERiI for you
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 03, 2014, 03:20:01 PM
these threads are really only fun when you can GPC them up. ill respect your wishes, though. to the low-t thread! :cheese:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Trim on March 03, 2014, 03:21:17 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself

Sounds like I've got a semester and a half to avoid WackSquawking myself.
Given your age and marital status it will be a tough sell to the Dr. The only reason I was able to get mine done so early in life without having any kids already was that my family Dr did it and was also Mrs. Gooch's Dr so he was well aware of her views on having kids.

Crohn's is linked to heredity/ genetics. eff THAT. If I ever want to raise a kid, there are plenty of children without homes out there.

Let me know where to find them. TIA.

Until you reminded me about the top 10 call, this was what I was coming up with as the last time I talked to you on the phone.  Like I knew it wasn't correct, but it's all I could remember.  #booze
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Mr Bread on March 03, 2014, 03:24:07 PM
 :buh-bye:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 03, 2014, 03:37:13 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself

Sounds like I've got a semester and a half to avoid WackSquawking myself.
Given your age and marital status it will be a tough sell to the Dr. The only reason I was able to get mine done so early in life without having any kids already was that my family Dr did it and was also Mrs. Gooch's Dr so he was well aware of her views on having kids.

Crohn's is linked to heredity/ genetics. eff THAT. If I ever want to raise a kid, there are plenty of children without homes out there.

Let me know where to find them. TIA.

Mostly don't care to raise a child. I realize fostering and adoption are both tough processes. Would still rather attempt to go that route if I change my mind.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: steve dave on March 03, 2014, 03:39:39 PM
if you are small enough to fit in the baby cow squeezer it can flip you over onto your side while squeezing you to give me a better angle with the chompers. this is preferred but not required.
And there is no incision. Tell them there is no incision. It's part of the FAB of going this route.

there is definitely an incision. what do you think the chompers do? they incision.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Trim on March 03, 2014, 03:42:04 PM
I have no desire to father littleMH's. I've been thinking about getting this done.

Graduation present to yourself

Sounds like I've got a semester and a half to avoid WackSquawking myself.
Given your age and marital status it will be a tough sell to the Dr. The only reason I was able to get mine done so early in life without having any kids already was that my family Dr did it and was also Mrs. Gooch's Dr so he was well aware of her views on having kids.

Crohn's is linked to heredity/ genetics. eff THAT. If I ever want to raise a kid, there are plenty of children without homes out there.

Let me know where to find them. TIA.

Mostly don't care to raise a child. I realize fostering and adoption are both tough processes. Would still rather attempt to go that route if I change my mind.

In due time, LSOC and I will have a story for you guys about some real fuckwads who are whipping ass on the fostering and adoption process.  Kind of disheartening.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: slobber on March 03, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
if you are small enough to fit in the baby cow squeezer it can flip you over onto your side while squeezing you to give me a better angle with the chompers. this is preferred but not required.
And there is no incision. Tell them there is no incision. It's part of the FAB of going this route.

there is definitely an incision. what do you think the chompers do? they incision.
Okay, I didn't realize which chompers thing you had. We had that chompers as well. We also had a specialized chompers that we used on new born calves. It cut the cord holding the testicle without breaking the skin. You actually tested this chompers with a piece of string that a sheet of paper folded around it. You could cut the string in two without ripping the paper.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Gooch on March 03, 2014, 03:51:53 PM
if you are small enough to fit in the baby cow squeezer it can flip you over onto your side while squeezing you to give me a better angle with the chompers. this is preferred but not required.
And there is no incision. Tell them there is no incision. It's part of the FAB of going this route.

there is definitely an incision. what do you think the chompers do? they incision.
Okay, I didn't realize which chompers thing you had. We had that chompers as well. We also had a specialized chompers that we used on new born calves. It cut the cord holding the testicle without breaking the skin. You actually tested this chompers with a piece of string that a sheet of paper folded around it. You could cut the string in two without ripping the paper.
:dubious: cause of science ya know.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Bloodfart on March 03, 2014, 03:56:05 PM
Use a rubber band, few days later boom new keychain thingy.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 03, 2014, 04:00:27 PM
Use a rubber band, few days later boom new keychain thingy.

Or decoration for your desk.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: slobber on March 03, 2014, 04:01:11 PM
if you are small enough to fit in the baby cow squeezer it can flip you over onto your side while squeezing you to give me a better angle with the chompers. this is preferred but not required.
And there is no incision. Tell them there is no incision. It's part of the FAB of going this route.

there is definitely an incision. what do you think the chompers do? they incision.
Okay, I didn't realize which chompers thing you had. We had that chompers as well. We also had a specialized chompers that we used on new born calves. It cut the cord holding the testicle without breaking the skin. You actually tested this chompers with a piece of string that a sheet of paper folded around it. You could cut the string in two without ripping the paper.
:dubious: cause of science ya know.
Well yeah it's science. I would bet it is still not what people think of when they think about castration.
The tool is called a burdizzo. I had to look it up.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Gooch on March 03, 2014, 04:15:10 PM
if you are small enough to fit in the baby cow squeezer it can flip you over onto your side while squeezing you to give me a better angle with the chompers. this is preferred but not required.
And there is no incision. Tell them there is no incision. It's part of the FAB of going this route.

there is definitely an incision. what do you think the chompers do? they incision.
Okay, I didn't realize which chompers thing you had. We had that chompers as well. We also had a specialized chompers that we used on new born calves. It cut the cord holding the testicle without breaking the skin. You actually tested this chompers with a piece of string that a sheet of paper folded around it. You could cut the string in two without ripping the paper.
:dubious: cause of science ya know.
Well yeah it's science. I would bet it is still not what people think of when they think about castration.
The tool is called a burdizzo. I had to look it up.
I'm not googling that at work.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: puniraptor on March 03, 2014, 04:26:07 PM
Quote from: wiwkiwkwiwkwkwikwikiwikwi
The Burdizzo is a castration device which employs a large clamp designed to break the blood vessels leading into the testicles. Once the blood supply to the testicles is lost, testicular necrosis occurs, and the testicles shrink, soften, and eventually deteriorate completely. When the device is used the operator crushes the spermatic cords one at a time, leaving a space in between in order to maintain an interruption of blood-flow to the scrotum.

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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: puniraptor on March 03, 2014, 04:29:57 PM
Quote from: wiwkiwkwiwkwkwikwikiwikwi
The Burdizzo is a castration device which employs a large clamp designed to break the blood vessels leading into the testicles. Once the blood supply to the testicles is lost, testicular necrosis occurs, and the testicles shrink, soften, and eventually deteriorate completely. When the device is used the operator crushes the spermatic cords one at a time, leaving a space in between in order to maintain an interruption of blood-flow to the scrotum.

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also  :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: star seed 7 on March 03, 2014, 04:32:49 PM
so glad i wasn't a farm kid.  did you barf a million times too sd?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 03, 2014, 04:41:30 PM
The whole "doc approving it" thing makes me want to hurt someone.  You can have a doc shove plastic balloons inside a high school girl's chest and call it a graduation gift from her parents, but you can't take surgery as a form of birth control unless the doc understands your sitch.  That is just absolute bullshit.

I didn't remember this until now, but I did have to have my wife sign something stating she knew what I was doing and agreed to it.  Like it is against the law if a guy would get snipped and not tell his wife.  WTF?

Urologists and general surgeons are not cut from the same cloth as cosmetic surgeons.  You could find a doctor who would not care about your situation and perform a vasectomy but you'd have to look around.

And people wonder why our healthcare costs are out of control. Sheesh.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: The Whale on March 03, 2014, 05:07:29 PM
Take care when jumping off your tractor for at least a week.  Feels like your balls hit the ground when you land.  What I've been told by others.
Has it been established where your farm is? I am always looking to get my kids back out to a farm for a few hours when we travel back to KS. I am thinking a dobber family outting to Bloodfart Acres would be real treat. I'd bring the beer or whiskey if we could get the details worked out.

On topic and not GPCy, I had a buddy (non Canadian) who told me it was great. Evidently they want you to come back in 60 days for testing to make certain no swimmers can get past. I think it took 2 weeks or so before he was back in the saddle, and then they want you to ejaculate daily or something for at least 30 days. Anyway, the point of the story is that his wife said he wasn't doing that all by himself, so they had lots of fun for 30 days...made a game of it or something.

(That is not a GPCy posts. Your responses to that post could be GPCy, but original poster asked you to refrain, so please don't.)

I did share drinks with a guy who was Canadian and that type of doctor who told me there are rare instances that things can "re-attach" over time after the procedure.....FWIW.

Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 03, 2014, 05:12:46 PM
Take care when jumping off your tractor for at least a week.  Feels like your balls hit the ground when you land.  What I've been told by others.
Has it been established where your farm is? I am always looking to get my kids back out to a farm for a few hours when we travel back to KS. I am thinking a dobber family outting to Bloodfart Acres would be real treat. I'd bring the beer or whiskey if we could get the details worked out.

On topic and not GPCy, I had a buddy (non Canadian) who told me it was great. Evidently they want you to come back in 60 days for testing to make certain no swimmers can get past. I think it took 2 weeks or so before he was back in the saddle, and then they want you to ejaculate daily or something for at least 30 days. Anyway, the point of the story is that his wife said he wasn't doing that all by himself, so they had lots of fun for 30 days...made a game of it or something.

(That is not a GPCy posts. Your responses to that post could be GPCy, but original poster asked you to refrain, so please don't.)

I did share drinks with a guy who was Canadian and that type of doctor who told me there are rare instances that things can "re-attach" over time after the procedure.....FWIW.

Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.

Kid will end up being a Navy SEAL.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Gooch on March 03, 2014, 05:22:25 PM
Take care when jumping off your tractor for at least a week.  Feels like your balls hit the ground when you land.  What I've been told by others.
Has it been established where your farm is? I am always looking to get my kids back out to a farm for a few hours when we travel back to KS. I am thinking a dobber family outting to Bloodfart Acres would be real treat. I'd bring the beer or whiskey if we could get the details worked out.

On topic and not GPCy, I had a buddy (non Canadian) who told me it was great. Evidently they want you to come back in 60 days for testing to make certain no swimmers can get past. I think it took 2 weeks or so before he was back in the saddle, and then they want you to ejaculate daily or something for at least 30 days. Anyway, the point of the story is that his wife said he wasn't doing that all by himself, so they had lots of fun for 30 days...made a game of it or something.

(That is not a GPCy posts. Your responses to that post could be GPCy, but original poster asked you to refrain, so please don't.)

I did share drinks with a guy who was Canadian and that type of doctor who told me there are rare instances that things can "re-attach" over time after the procedure.....FWIW.

Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.

Kid will end up being a Navy SEAL.
Or a serial killer. Odds are roughly the same. Mocat can check the math.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SdK on March 03, 2014, 05:24:37 PM
I once thought it would be FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!! to get a vasectomy on Father's Day. Alas, Sundays. :)
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Bloodfart on March 03, 2014, 05:33:09 PM
Use a rubber band, few days later boom new keychain thingy.

Or decoration for your desk.

Like a lucky rabbit's foot.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: slobber on March 03, 2014, 05:43:34 PM
Most of these methods avoid the opportunity for a good ol' Rocky Mountain Oyester Fry.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on March 03, 2014, 05:58:56 PM
So, I told Mrs IPA about the need to clear the pipes daily. She does not believe you Dobber.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: CNS on March 03, 2014, 06:13:06 PM
So, I told Mrs IPA about the need to clear the pipes daily. She does not believe you Dobber.

Dob speaks the truth

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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Stat_Cat on March 03, 2014, 07:33:04 PM
So, I told Mrs IPA about the need to clear the pipes daily. She does not believe you Dobber.

Dob speaks the truth

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I've looked into this, I think daily may be pushing it, but the pipes are recommended to be cleared at least 20 times in a 46 day period (It's actually 60 but most of us can't function for up to two weeks without doubling over in pain...) 
The new process is actually the easiest/safest way to go, instead of cutting they basically poke a small hole in the sack and go in with a laser and pair of micro tweezers and burn, then tie it off.  Recovery time this way is only 48 hours and you are back on your feet with no restrictions, the old way was 2 weeks...

Told the Mrs. this is my birthday present this year... We'll see if it happens...
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on March 03, 2014, 07:35:00 PM
Plenty of rate your urologist sites out there. The internet is amazing. Guess I should call my insurance co and see if they'll pitch in for this elective surgery.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Stat_Cat on March 03, 2014, 07:42:12 PM
Plenty of rate your urologist sites out there. The internet is amazing. Guess I should call my insurance co and see if they'll pitch in for this elective surgery.
Most do, it's cheaper than paying for birth control for the next xx years...
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 03, 2014, 07:49:38 PM
know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: bones129 on March 03, 2014, 07:54:51 PM
know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

This is amazing.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Bloodfart on March 03, 2014, 08:02:51 PM
There's a story from the depths of Bloodfart lore that is still debated to this day.  It makes me cringe every time.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Boom Roasted on March 03, 2014, 08:05:06 PM
What does one cost? I guess I just assumed surgery would be a ton.  Maybe the doc needs the reason to pass it through health insurance?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: everyone shut up on March 03, 2014, 08:21:24 PM
Take care when jumping off your tractor for at least a week.  Feels like your balls hit the ground when you land.  What I've been told by others.
Has it been established where your farm is? I am always looking to get my kids back out to a farm for a few hours when we travel back to KS. I am thinking a dobber family outting to Bloodfart Acres would be real treat. I'd bring the beer or whiskey if we could get the details worked out.

On topic and not GPCy, I had a buddy (non Canadian) who told me it was great. Evidently they want you to come back in 60 days for testing to make certain no swimmers can get past. I think it took 2 weeks or so before he was back in the saddle, and then they want you to ejaculate daily or something for at least 30 days. Anyway, the point of the story is that his wife said he wasn't doing that all by himself, so they had lots of fun for 30 days...made a game of it or something.

(That is not a GPCy posts. Your responses to that post could be GPCy, but original poster asked you to refrain, so please don't.)

I did share drinks with a guy who was Canadian and that type of doctor who told me there are rare instances that things can "re-attach" over time after the procedure.....FWIW.

Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.
Probs not his. Has he contacted Maury yet?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Bloodfart on March 03, 2014, 08:26:49 PM
My great uncle (uncle once removed?) had tried for years to conceive a child with his wife.  His in-laws relentlessly questioned and harassed him every time they talked.  After years of being belittled and berated about his inability to get the job done one night during dinner his father-in-law asked him one more time.

 "Why can't you produce a grandchild for me?" Great uncle Bf pushed away from the table and walked calmly to the bathroom.  When he emerged from the bathroom he walked over and slammed his hand on the dining room table and yelled "NOW YOU SHUT UP!" Opened his hand there were his testicles he had cut off in the bathroom.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Stat_Cat on March 03, 2014, 08:34:19 PM
My great uncle (uncle once removed?) had tried for years to conceive a child with his wife.  His in-laws relentlessly questioned and harassed him every time they talked.  After years of being belittled and berated about his inability to get the job done one night during dinner his father-in-law asked him one more time.

 "Why can't you produce a grandchild for me?" Great uncle Bf pushed away from the table and walked calmly to the bathroom.  When he emerged from the bathroom he walked over and slammed his hand on the dining room table and yelled "NOW YOU SHUT UP!" Opened his hand there were his testicles he had cut off in the bathroom.
:ohno: :horrorsurprise: :Crybaby: :frown: That is the thing urban legends are made of... :sdeek:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on March 03, 2014, 08:35:31 PM
What does one cost? I guess I just assumed surgery would be a ton.  Maybe the doc needs the reason to pass it through health insurance?

One inexpensive but very time consuming way to perform this procedure is to sign up for a nuclear boomer patrol and chief a bunch of heaters in the screw room. Cdubya?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Bloodfart on March 03, 2014, 08:37:01 PM
(http://goEMAW.com/forum/Smileys/goEMAW/dancing-emoticon_msnemoticons_org.gif)<----uncle bf no balls tho
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 03, 2014, 09:39:28 PM
have you guys seen anybody with the birth control implants in their arm?

first time I saw it I was thinking  :eek:  :surprised: :emawkid:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: CNS on March 03, 2014, 10:23:44 PM
Plenty of rate your urologist sites out there. The internet is amazing. Guess I should call my insurance co and see if they'll pitch in for this elective surgery.
Most do, it's cheaper than paying for birth control for the next xx years...

My insurance covered all but $70.

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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Tobias on March 03, 2014, 10:25:05 PM
My insurance covered all but $70.

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sweet jesus where's the scalpel
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: kim carnes on March 03, 2014, 10:25:38 PM
know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Asteriskhead on March 03, 2014, 10:34:52 PM
My insurance covered all but $70.

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sweet jesus where's the scalpel

i kno, rite?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Bloodfart on March 03, 2014, 10:35:30 PM
know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

Did you read my story?  This just makes that surgeon look like an incredible cheap skate.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 03, 2014, 10:39:30 PM
know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

of course there is, idiot.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: bones129 on March 03, 2014, 11:32:16 PM
know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

of course there is, idiot.

Anything is possible. Especially with a mirror and textbook.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Rough Rider on March 04, 2014, 06:59:00 AM
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/Russian%20surgeon.jpg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Rogozov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Rogozov)

Got to be easier than performing a self-appendectomy in Antarctica.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: steve dave on March 04, 2014, 07:00:51 AM
that one scientist lady did a self masectomy in Antarctica as well.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 04, 2014, 08:39:08 AM
know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

Did you read my story?  This just makes that surgeon look like an incredible cheap skate.

Think of all the time he saved, though. Plus, he didn't have to bother with telling some dumbass doctor his life story and why he thinks he wants the procedure, and why he thinks he has all the kids that he wants thank you very much, oh, and sure, I guess the kids are doing pretty ok thanks for asking.

If I were him, I would have sent a bill to my home address from the office so I could collect a check from my insurance company as well.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 04, 2014, 08:46:41 AM
know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

Did you read my story?  This just makes that surgeon look like an incredible cheap skate.

if you think that the general surgeon only cut on himself to save money then i would propose that you don't know many general surgeons.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Bloodfart on March 04, 2014, 08:57:42 AM
know of a general surgeon who did his own with a mirror and textbook. must be pud.

there is no way

Did you read my story?  This just makes that surgeon look like an incredible cheap skate.

if you think that the general surgeon only cut on himself to save money then i would propose that you don't know many general surgeons.

Dude I know so many general surgeons.  #sterilehighfive #slice&dice  #insideyou
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: slobber on March 04, 2014, 09:29:04 AM
Those are the best hashtags ever


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Willesgirl on March 04, 2014, 11:57:48 AM
I thought there was some (professional organization) guideline that doctors will perform vasectomies without question under different conditions -- 1. under 25 and  5 or more kids. 2. Under 30 and more than three kids. 3. 40 and whatever.

I read it somewhere. May not be true.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Trogdor on March 04, 2014, 12:12:53 PM
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/science/Russian%20surgeon.jpg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Rogozov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Rogozov)

Got to be easier than performing a self-appendectomy in Antarctica.

This guy has balls o'steel
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: WonderMeal on May 19, 2014, 09:41:57 PM
Initial appointment on Thursday, will probably schedule The Big One after the visit. It's getting real, guys.

 :ohno:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Tobias on May 19, 2014, 09:47:02 PM
don't forget to schedule it for march!
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Tobias on May 19, 2014, 09:47:59 PM
(or world cup if you're into that sort of thing)
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on May 19, 2014, 10:35:50 PM
I was going to pull the trigger last March but Vegas trip got in the way....interested to see how it goes for you WM
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: WonderMeal on July 07, 2014, 10:09:58 PM
It's happening this Friday, guys.   :runaway:

Coincidentally, this podcast popped up on my phone today:
http://www.wnyc.org/story/alpha-dad-gets-vasectomy/ (http://www.wnyc.org/story/alpha-dad-gets-vasectomy/)
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Tobias on July 07, 2014, 10:12:23 PM
just in time for the 3rd place and WC final!
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: deputy dawg on July 08, 2014, 04:41:04 PM
I had a conversation with my doc while he was snippin' and cuttin' my vas deferens about an AI (artificial insemination) hog operation.  To figure out which sows are in heat, the operators put chowder chalk on the bellies of "teaser" bores (they shoot blanks), and set them loose in a pen full of sows. They come back in 15 minutes and AI the sows with chalk on their backs.  We had this discussion for 15 minutes while he performed the procedure.  It kept my mind off the business at hand, which was a good thing.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: puniraptor on July 08, 2014, 04:42:57 PM
I had a conversation with my doc while he was snippin' and cuttin' my vas deferens about an AI (artificial insemination) hog operation.  To figure out which sows are in heat, the operators put chowder chalk on the bellies of "teaser" bores (they shoot blanks), and set them loose in a pen full of sows. They come back in 15 minutes and AI the sows with chalk on their backs.  We had this discussion for 15 minutes while he performed the procedure.  It kept my mind off the business at hand, which was a good thing.

wow this is thread worthy
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 08, 2014, 06:04:44 PM
Ts and Ps Wondermeal. Hopefully someone in whatever town you live in will buy you a nice big stuffed crust Pizza Hut pizza afterwards. That's how me and my friends celebrate things. :dunno:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: WonderMeal on July 11, 2014, 02:06:11 PM
 :gocho: :gocho: :gocho: :gocho: :gocho: :gocho: :gocho:
 :lynchmob:

Other than the 6-8 bee stings on each side, it was pretty pud.

Time to get pak'd and eat food while Mrs. WonderMeal entertains the kids all weekend.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 11, 2014, 02:25:32 PM
:gocho: :gocho: :gocho: :gocho: :gocho: :gocho: :gocho:
 :lynchmob:

Other than the 6-8 bee stings on each side, it was pretty pud.

Time to get pak'd and eat food while Mrs. WonderMeal entertains the kids all weekend.

Don't forget the ice my friend.  Lots and lots of ice.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: WonderMeal on July 11, 2014, 02:56:45 PM
(http://www.sports-injury-info.com/images/frozen-peas.jpg) (http://www.sports-injury-info.com/images/frozen-peas.jpg)
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Post by: mocat on July 11, 2014, 02:58:05 PM
wondermeal what are you going to watch this weekend? i would watch tons of stuff
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: WonderMeal on July 11, 2014, 03:32:45 PM
Thanks for asking, friend mocat. I'm probably going to stay in the action movie genre for the most part.

I've already watched Con Air today, will probably check out Hard Target and/or revisit the Rambos later. Maybe a more recent action movie that I haven't seen since most movies I watch now are rated PG and below. (Thus the vasectomy.) To all you #1cats out there--all action movie suggestos are welcome.

I will also be watching every second of both the third place game and the final of the World Cup. Will probably be cheering for Argentina, just because a win will mean much more to their country than it would mean to Germany.

Finally, my hope is to make and eat a batch of peanut butter ice cream w/ my new Cuisinart ICE-21. Those plans are tentative, though.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on July 11, 2014, 03:38:47 PM
actiony:
the new star treks are really good.
Rush is very good.
do not watch Gravity because i assume you are on some meds and it would be too stressful
jack reacher seems up your alley, pretty solid
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 11, 2014, 03:39:13 PM
(http://www.sports-injury-info.com/images/frozen-peas.jpg) (http://www.sports-injury-info.com/images/frozen-peas.jpg)

Pro tip: Put them shits in a gallon Ziploc bag or else you and whatever comes into contact with the bags will turn green.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 11, 2014, 03:42:09 PM
Wondermeal one that's out at redbox and stuff right now is Out of the Furnace with Christian Bale. I liked it.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 11, 2014, 03:46:42 PM
Thanks for asking, friend mocat. I'm probably going to stay in the action movie genre for the most part.

I've already watched Con Air today, will probably check out Hard Target and/or revisit the Rambos later. Maybe a more recent action movie that I haven't seen since most movies I watch now are rated PG and below. (Thus the vasectomy.) To all you #1cats out there--all action movie suggestos are welcome.

I will also be watching every second of both the third place game and the final of the World Cup. Will probably be cheering for Argentina, just because a win will mean much more to their country than it would mean to Germany.

Finally, my hope is to make and eat a batch of peanut butter ice cream w/ my new Cuisinart ICE-21. Those plans are tentative, though.

Try not to get too involved in the game with cheering and stuff - you don't want to make any sudden movements.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 11, 2014, 04:36:21 PM
I need this done.  Little KSUBlumpkin's would bring a reign of terror the world has never seen and I must take care of the hell spawn before they are created.  May God have mercy on all our souls.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: tdaver on July 11, 2014, 08:30:50 PM
Did this 3 weeks ago. Watched a couple seasons of Justified and napped a lot.  I had more pain days 4-6 than the weekend after but was all good by the second weekend.  Also, mrs tdaver had to take an emergency trip the second weekend and I had three lil tdavers by myself.  That removed any sliver of doubt that remained about having it done.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowe
Post by: Mr Bread on July 11, 2014, 09:19:27 PM
Yeah, if you don't get the inside of your nutsack ruined you'll be having kids left and right.  Everybody do it.

Happiest day of my life was when I stopped being a complete man.  Well, top three at least.   
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: WonderMeal on July 11, 2014, 09:36:56 PM
Yeah, if you don't get the inside of your nutsack ruined you'll be having kids left and right.  Everybody do it.

Happiest day of my life was when I stopped being a complete man.  Well, top three at least.   

I like Mr Bread and will #1cat with him all day, but I'll be gosh-darned if I'm going to let someone who only has one kid (aka a "hobby baby") try to make it seem like this wasn't a great idea. I know another Li'l Bread is on the way, and congrats, but you'll begin to understand the pro-V sentiment more when you have a few more Breads running around.

I made three stud kids in less than four years and cheer for the BWW Bowl Champs. I have no self-doubt about being a complete man.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 11, 2014, 09:40:38 PM
when mr. bread has an entire loaf we will all revisit this thread and have a good lol
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowe
Post by: Mr Bread on July 11, 2014, 09:54:02 PM
I'm pro having somebody get in your sack and cut stuff.  I can't be trusted with a wien blasting the diesel sauce 24/7/365.  I'll have a million babies in no time.  Purely coincidence that I don't yet.  #teamcutyernutz
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on September 04, 2014, 03:06:26 PM
Clipped and cauterized today. Time for Netflix binge and a few naps.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 20, 2014, 12:10:18 AM
Clipped and cauterized today. Time for Netflix binge and a few naps.

Updates from WM and IPA? :surprised:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on October 20, 2014, 05:25:31 AM
No pain issues for me. I did one day of pain pills as prescribed (I was flying high). Second day I cut doses in half. On the third and fourth day, I only needed one pill at the end of the day. Test for sperm count in December. Could probably pass now.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on October 20, 2014, 10:38:17 AM
Forgot to mention... Doc was doing the random conversation stuff while tugging on my junk. Turns out he's a KU med grad.

Now I'm concerned. :D
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 19, 2016, 08:44:00 PM
:ohno:

makes sense
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on February 19, 2016, 09:04:46 PM
Get one of those laser ones,  and report back.  Asking for a Canadian friend.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: bones129 on February 20, 2016, 12:39:33 AM
Good thread. Thinking about a Big V myself.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on May 17, 2016, 02:16:50 PM
:ohno:

makes sense

How did it go CF3?  I need one of these.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: star seed 7 on May 17, 2016, 04:31:22 PM
Testicles :Keke:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: WonderMeal on May 17, 2016, 09:06:41 PM
'grats, CF3. Welcome to the club. I hope you got to watch ConAir on your big day.


*note that Bread had a second slice and disappeared from gE altogether.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 18, 2016, 07:46:51 AM
Did you put frozen veggies in your pants?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Pete on May 18, 2016, 09:18:35 PM

:ohno:

makes sense

How did it go CF3?  I need one of these.

procedure is a breeze. recovery kinda sucks. basically every time you move or walk or stand up or sit down it feels like someone is lightly squeezing your testicles. mine was only a week ago and I still feel pretty lousy.

I wore a jock for 3 weeks. 
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 18, 2016, 10:05:35 PM
So you do NOT like it when people lightly squeeze your testicles?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Kat Kid on December 20, 2016, 03:26:06 PM
checking in

have frozen edamame on the guys
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on December 20, 2016, 03:53:51 PM
Laser or scalpel?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Tobias on December 20, 2016, 03:55:41 PM
ain't no chicks
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 20, 2016, 10:30:45 PM
Holy dang KK! T's and P's. What sweet action movies will you be watching?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: bubbles4ksu on December 20, 2016, 11:06:43 PM
Holy dang KK! T's and P's. What sweet action movies will you be watching?

he'll be watching peaky blinders if he knows what's good for him.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on December 07, 2017, 08:27:30 AM
In. Day 5 and 6 (today) worse than Day 0-4 but nothing more than Advil fri-sun and walking to work everyday still so no complaints.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Joker on December 07, 2017, 08:41:39 AM
My bro-in-law had this done after their second child.  Didn't discuss it with his wife, just went and had it done one day.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on December 07, 2017, 08:44:08 AM
It was super pud, filled the pain med script anyway and sold it to the neighbor kid
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on December 07, 2017, 08:52:30 AM
It was super pud, filled the pain med script anyway and sold it to the neighbor kid
Yeah I have a whole thing of those I have no idea what to do with.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Joker on December 07, 2017, 08:54:52 AM
It was super pud, filled the pain med script anyway and sold it to the neighbor kid
Yeah I have a whole thing of those I have no idea what to do with.

Nice sales pitch.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 08:55:45 AM
You're not married, still live downtown like you're a teenager, and you cut it off? Wow!
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on December 07, 2017, 08:57:38 AM
You're not married, still live downtown like you're a teenager, and you cut it off? Wow!
Do you think I need that life of luxury ruined by rugrats?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: The Big Train on December 07, 2017, 08:57:43 AM
Apparently Wacky didn’t read the thread title.  Grown ups only ITT
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 08:59:35 AM
I don't think you know what you want until you fall in love, but if you want to be this guy in your 40's living downtown, you do you.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fc8c2a872e9881cf0b5b13ab0fde3596/tenor.gif?itemid=4421105)
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on December 07, 2017, 09:01:10 AM
I don't think you know what you want until you fall in love, but if you want to be this guy in your 40's living downtown, you do you.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fc8c2a872e9881cf0b5b13ab0fde3596/tenor.gif?itemid=4421105)
Nobody does that.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 09:03:03 AM
About 99% of the population does it honestly.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 09:06:07 AM
I'm just giving you friendly advice. You might meet the love of your life and you're what (early 30's) and tell her you can't have kids? I think you've been sniffing too much of the downtown paint these days.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 09:09:21 AM
Like, I honestly hope you're not in sales, because you just lost your biggest negotiating piece with the fillies.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on December 07, 2017, 09:15:26 AM
You're not married, still live downtown like you're a teenager, and you cut it off? Wow!

irl roughly 0 teenagers live downtown
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 09:17:47 AM
Sarcasm is hard for many on this board.  :frown:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on December 07, 2017, 09:20:44 AM
Sarcasm is hard for many on this board.  :frown:

yes that is definitely true
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: star seed 7 on December 07, 2017, 09:28:08 AM
I always thought slyin phil was like late 40's
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 09:31:24 AM
Pretty sure he's younger than Clams, but big if true. I don't care how single you are, if you want girls to like you, snipping that crap in your 30's on your own is amateur hour.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 07, 2017, 09:33:22 AM
Pretty sure he's younger than Clams, but big if true. I don't care how single you are, if you want girls to like you, snipping that crap in your 30's on your own is amateur hour.

It's pretty misogynistic to think that all girls want to have babies and also that women wouldn't appreciate some no-negative-consequences sex sometimes.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 09:34:25 AM
You're not a real girl, Mrs. Gooch. You were created in made up land.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: meow meow on December 07, 2017, 09:35:39 AM
these days
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 09:36:09 AM
Also, you're like the only girl on this board, so do the math. You're not a normal girl, you're the coolest girl, but not the median here.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on December 07, 2017, 09:37:28 AM
I always thought slyin phil was like late 40's
Damn
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: star seed 7 on December 07, 2017, 09:38:12 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: meow meow on December 07, 2017, 09:42:20 AM
sarcasm, so hard for some these days
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Spracne on December 07, 2017, 09:48:41 AM
Not sure why Wacky is so passionate about this. What's the deferens to you?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 09:50:08 AM
 :lol: Phil always acts like he has all the answers on this board, i'm just here to tell him he air balled on this one.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 09:54:23 AM
Like imagine meeting Megan Fox IRL (My girl) and the only thing keeping you away from sealing the deal with her is her  knowing you're non fertile (because you did it to yourself). OMG! :lol:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: ChiComCat on December 07, 2017, 09:56:14 AM
Also, you're like the only girl on this board, so do the math. You're not a normal girl, you're the coolest girl, but not the median here.

He's coming for your fillie @Gooch
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 07, 2017, 09:58:50 AM
wacks is way off track on this one.. makes no sense.. and never when slaying a fil does someone bring up if they are fertile or not
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Spracne on December 07, 2017, 09:59:49 AM
Wacks, do you realize that you can have a vasectomy reversed?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 10:00:22 AM
Well if you want to be with someone for the rest of your life, that seems like a common conversation you have. Phil isn't getting any younger.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: meow meow on December 07, 2017, 10:02:48 AM
think part of wacks is jelly of phil's single, downtown, snip snip lifestyle
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 07, 2017, 10:03:51 AM
he probably doesnt want to have kids  :dunno:
can still marry someone and not have kids
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: star seed 7 on December 07, 2017, 10:04:16 AM
Slyin phil rn

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTipwJpByvvdEq9r8FOV0S1pOVZU0X1LJvu_cjL-l-Cd4-sEkZrQ)
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on December 07, 2017, 10:32:16 AM
Phil always acts like he has all the answers on this board, i'm just here to tell him he air balled on this one.
I feel bad I've given you this impression. My answers on this blog are v much BS and very targeted to very few things
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 10:35:52 AM
think part of wacks is jelly of phil's single, downtown, snip snip lifestyle
Lived it for about 6 years. Don't miss it. Happily married. Definitely not excited to be changing diapers tho. This blog is for advice and helping each other out. I just want to help my bud. I'm definitely jealous he doesn't have to deal with a kid tho. Just don't want that to ruin a potential future relationship.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on December 07, 2017, 10:36:50 AM
think part of wacks is jelly of phil's single, downtown, snip snip lifestyle
Lived it for about 6 years. Don't miss it. Happily married. Definitely not excited to be changing diapers tho. This blog is for advice and helping each other out. I just want to help my bud. I'm definitely jealous he doesn't have to deal with a kid tho. Just donj't want that to ruin a potential future relationship.
Thanks bud!
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 07, 2017, 10:38:45 AM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: meow meow on December 07, 2017, 10:56:37 AM
case closed
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on December 07, 2017, 01:53:49 PM
had one scheduled then my wife decided she'd just get an IUD instead.   :billdance:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on December 07, 2017, 02:29:36 PM
Get snipped man it's like 2 days of mild discomfort and a lifetime of shooting worry free loads
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on December 07, 2017, 04:33:53 PM
Had a friend do all the research about the best guy to use...he was obsessed with only the best (he's single wacky!) So just followed his lead.

Dr Nangia at KU med if looking...he's a funny dude too.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on December 07, 2017, 04:58:04 PM
sounds like you got tomasquawk chopped
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Post by: mocat on December 07, 2017, 05:05:58 PM
(https://youfoundasecret.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/vlcsnap-2013-03-13-14h35m58s140a.png)
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 07, 2017, 05:15:37 PM
Honestly thanks for the advice, but it's Nunja business who I choose to give me my vasectomies :don'tcare:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: pissclams on December 09, 2017, 04:29:48 PM
mind’s eye this crap-
a man decides to get a vasectomy and he pulls out the yellow pages (lol) and googles best vasectomy doctor and then this son of a bitch books an appointment with the doctor.

then he goes in for the surgery and meets the doctor.  extra mind’s eye this part of the story- the doctor is a smoking hot smoke show like the one from road house, except hotter, and he falls in love with her and they copulate on the surgery table and she gets pregnant and they have triplets and move to new mexico and open a hatch chili farm.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Joker on December 09, 2017, 04:50:55 PM
I think that's a fine alternative to getting a vasectomy, clams.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: star seed 7 on December 09, 2017, 04:51:33 PM
Nicole Kidman in days of thunder hot?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: pissclams on December 09, 2017, 05:31:22 PM
Nicole Kidman in days of thunder hot?
hotter
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: star seed 7 on December 09, 2017, 05:50:43 PM
Whoa
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on December 09, 2017, 06:03:49 PM
Queen Margaery in Rush hawt?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: pissclams on December 09, 2017, 08:50:34 PM
Queen Margaery in Rush hawt?
sounds like a netflix show, never watched it
pics?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on December 09, 2017, 08:52:20 PM
Queen Margaery in Rush hawt?
sounds like a netflix show, never watched it
pics?
It's a movie about race car drivers directed by Ron Howard
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on December 09, 2017, 08:53:05 PM
Rsce car drivers are always getting injured and meeting smoking hawt doctors
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: pissclams on December 09, 2017, 08:53:18 PM
Queen Margaery in Rush hawt?
sounds like a netflix show, never watched it
pics?
It's a movie about race car drivers directed by Ron Howard
pics?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on December 09, 2017, 08:56:49 PM
Family blog bruv
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on December 10, 2017, 08:58:26 AM
mind’s eye this crap-
a man decides to get a vasectomy and he pulls out the yellow pages (lol) and googles best vasectomy doctor and then this son of a bitch books an appointment with the doctor.

then he goes in for the surgery and meets the doctor.  extra mind’s eye this part of the story- the doctor is a smoking hot smoke show like the one from road house, except hotter, and he falls in love with her and they copulate on the surgery table and she gets pregnant and they have triplets and move to new mexico and open a hatch chili farm.
Vasversed

Does he still end up getting the procedure done?  Like season two or something
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Pete on December 10, 2017, 04:05:09 PM
Had a friend do all the research about the best guy to use...he was obsessed with only the best (he's single wacky!) So just followed his lead.

Dr Nangia at KU med if looking...he's a funny dude too.


I shopped around too, but for deals!
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: deputy dawg on December 11, 2017, 04:20:17 PM
My niece's husband got a vasectomy, and she invited all the neighbors over for a weenie roast.  Not a very rewarding experience for him.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on September 19, 2019, 08:36:42 PM
Hello friends, I got my v card today. It was much more unpleasant than I was led to believe it would be. Dude took 22 minutes on my left side :curse: I can auction off my sutures on Saturday.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Kat Kid on September 19, 2019, 09:05:16 PM
Yeah. I definitely did not get enough local on the first snip and was literally sweating and not feeling good at all and so the rest of it was just wincing because I could feel stuff going on and didn’t know if it was going to be another shot of pain.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 19, 2019, 11:53:56 PM
Scheduled my consultation today.  My first question will be if I get a Valium before the procedure.  If he says no I’m going to a different doctor.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on September 20, 2019, 05:03:35 AM
Yeah. I definitely did not get enough local on the first snip and was literally sweating and not feeling good at all and so the rest of it was just wincing because I could feel stuff going on and didn’t know if it was going to be another shot of pain.

The second local shot was the worst acute pain I've ever felt in my life, luckily it didn't last long.

If any of you have ever heard of testicular torsion, the lower abdominal pain and pressure you feel in your balls getting a vasectomy is the exact same sensation. I was taken back to 1989 and not in a good way.

All that being said I feel like I'm kind of being a big ol bitch about this. Now the sutures itch really bad  :frown:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on September 20, 2019, 08:59:45 AM
I'd only trust this job to be done by Dr nangia at ku med. Dude is the US expert

He is also hilarious
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Church Creeper on September 20, 2019, 10:12:01 AM
Yeah. I definitely did not get enough local on the first snip and was literally sweating and not feeling good at all and so the rest of it was just wincing because I could feel stuff going on and didn’t know if it was going to be another shot of pain.

The second local shot was the worst acute pain I've ever felt in my life, luckily it didn't last long.

If any of you have ever heard of testicular torsion, the lower abdominal pain and pressure you feel in your balls getting a vasectomy is the exact same sensation. I was taken back to 1989 and not in a good way.

All that being said I feel like I'm kind of being a big ol bitch about this. Now the sutures itch really bad  :frown:

Sounds like you and I had the same doc. My boys were purple for a week and I waddled around during that time afraid to make any sudden movements.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: deputy dawg on September 20, 2019, 10:30:54 AM
When I got the big V, I told the doc about the world's largest hog AI (artificial insemination) breeding facility in the world, and how they ID'd sows in heat by putting chalk on the belly of a boar with a vascectomy and inseminating all the sows with chalk on their back.  The doc laughed so hard he stopped the procedure for a few minutes to regain his composure.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Pete on September 20, 2019, 10:52:02 AM
Scheduled my consultation today.  My first question will be if I get a Valium before the procedure.  If he says no I’m going to a different doctor.

Highly, HIGHLY recommend that.  I would have been a mess of nerves otherwise.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Pete on September 20, 2019, 10:52:30 AM
Hello friends, I got my v card today. It was much more unpleasant than I was led to believe it would be. Dude took 22 minutes on my left side :curse: I can auction off my sutures on Saturday.

The after-care is no joke.  Take it very slow.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on September 20, 2019, 01:51:52 PM
Advil and frozen peas for the day, was able to slowly walk into dinner and Advil a couple more days after and good to go.
 
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on September 20, 2019, 05:34:46 PM
Advil and frozen peas for the day, was able to slowly walk into dinner and Advil a couple more days after and good to go.
 

This was my experience as well, I think we dodged a major bullet now that I hear these horror stories.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 22, 2020, 08:53:34 AM
Gulp. SkinnyBenny bout to get just a tad skinnier in about a month. Requesting T’s and P’s. :frown:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Spracne on January 22, 2020, 01:18:31 PM
Gulp. SkinnyBenny bout to get just a tad skinnier in about a month. Requesting T’s and P’s. :frown:
Godspeed. I've heard some horror stories. You'll be fine though. Just make sure you do your homework and choose a reputable surgeon--it can make a vas deferens.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 01, 2020, 02:10:10 PM
Got postponed from my earlier post but tomorrow :frown:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on July 01, 2020, 06:42:58 PM
Laser or traditional?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: TheHamburglar on July 01, 2020, 06:46:37 PM
I have my consult with my urologist on Monday. What should I ask/watch out for?  :dunno:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: TheHamburglar on July 01, 2020, 06:53:35 PM
Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.

My first question will be how much will it cost to get retested every 3 months.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on July 01, 2020, 06:57:39 PM
I have my consult with my urologist on Monday. What should I ask/watch out for?  :dunno:

Cancel and drive north.  This guy is the best

http://www.kumc.edu/school-of-medicine/irpr/our-researchers/ajay-k-nangia-mbbs.html

but if you must go to a lesser doc, Nangia was all about his method of cutting, folding over both ends, cautarizing both ends AND metal clipping one side so they don't fly back together. 100% not preggers since.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 8manpick on July 01, 2020, 10:54:46 PM
Got postponed from my earlier post but tomorrow :frown:
Dude there is no sports on, push it back
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 02, 2020, 03:21:50 PM
Verdict: Largely pud. Had my headphones in and was blarin’ Rachmaninoff. Take me away, Sergei.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on July 02, 2020, 04:21:48 PM
:buh-bye:Verdict: Largely pud. Had me headphones in and was blarin’ Rachmaninoff. Take me away, Sergei.

My man Nanjia turns on the rock music in the room. 
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 02, 2020, 04:23:28 PM
Got postponed from my earlier post but tomorrow :frown:
Dude there is no sports on, push it back
yeah.. rookie mistake SB.. should get it reversed and then do it again in March
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on July 02, 2020, 07:20:22 PM
Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.

My first question will be how much will it cost to get retested every 3 months.

Don't know how that was even possible because you do get tested, jacking off in a cup was the absolute worst part of the process.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 02, 2020, 08:14:56 PM
Re-watched the entire Super Bowl and now Mrs. SB is going to pick up some sushi. :cool: :love:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Spracne on July 02, 2020, 08:15:08 PM
Wife's friend has a kid who was a result of things slipping through after the surgery.

My first question will be how much will it cost to get retested every 3 months.

Don't know how that was even possible because you do get tested, jacking off in a cup was the absolute worst part of the process.

I assumed he meant for STD's.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2020, 07:10:37 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2020/aug/12/could-i-feel-what-they-were-doing-yes-rob-delaney-on-the-pain-and-pleasure-of-his-vasectomy
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 11, 2020, 08:39:46 AM
Was all set up to have it done, but Mrs. Dax had to have some female issues resolved and so never went through with it.

Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: steve dave on September 11, 2020, 08:45:26 AM
Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: michigancat on September 11, 2020, 08:50:15 AM
Rob Delaney is a delight
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: mocat on September 11, 2020, 12:48:27 PM
Verdict: Largely pud. Had my headphones in and was blarin’ Rachmaninoff. Take me away, Sergei.

very old quote here but have you seen the movie Shine (1996) starring Geoffrey Rush?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on September 11, 2020, 01:05:29 PM
Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Yes, you should and also make a big deal about it and be a hero. I said "honey, I know you don't like that implant, I'm just gonna get a vasectomy so you don't have to get it again" she cried and told me that I didn't have to do it, I said it's no big deal. Her friends and doctors treated me like I was Harriet Tubman. Dudes are such giant crybabies about getting this done, that we get more credit for this basic ass procedure, without side effects, than the wild crap women have to do to their bodies and mind. I had to deal with a pinching sensation for 30 minutes and had to jackoff in a cup. :jerk:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on September 11, 2020, 01:16:42 PM
Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Yes, you should and also make a big deal about it and be a hero. I said "honey, I know you don't like that implant, I'm just gonna get a vasectomy so you don't have to get it again" she cried and told me that I didn't have to do it, I said it's no big deal. Her friends and doctors treated me like I was Harriet Tubman. Dudes are such giant crybabies about getting this done, that we get more credit for this basic ass procedure, without side effects, than the wild crap women have to do to their bodies and mind. I had to deal with a pinching sensation for 30 minutes and had to jackoff in a cup. :jerk:

I wish I would have saved my snap story of day I went to validate the procedure was a success.  Epic.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: tdaver on September 11, 2020, 04:45:45 PM
Verdict: Largely pud. Had my headphones in and was blarin’ Rachmaninoff. Take me away, Sergei.

very old quote here but have you seen the movie Shine (1996) starring Geoffrey Rush?

One of my all time favs.  Love when he bumbles through the bar getting laughed at and then stuns everyone with Rimsky-Korsakov.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: nicname on September 12, 2020, 12:35:22 AM
I don’t think I could ever do this.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: star seed 7 on September 12, 2020, 12:44:10 AM
My guys hurt even thinking about it
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on September 12, 2020, 04:01:55 AM
Good drugs though

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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on September 12, 2020, 04:25:31 AM
I don’t think I could ever do this.

Then you're the world's biggest puss. There's no pain outside of getting the shot and the shot literally feels the same way anywhere on your body. The one I got on my balls felt like the ones I got in my mouth, which felt like the one I got in my knee, which felt like the one I got in my ankle. It's a quick pinch sensation followed by a little bit of pressure while the meds start to work. It was 30 minutes of what I would call mild displeasure, but it's not like being hit in the balls pain, it's I'm having a medical procedure pain. Getting a dental filling is worse, getting a crown and root canal are significantly worse and they are tolerable.

If you don't think you can do it, ask your lady about her side effects from an implant, if she has one. Or read about uterine cysts which can be caused by nearly any form of medicated birth control she may use. Ask her to tell you how BCP makes her feel. If you're really up for being shocked, read about tubal ligation.

Trust me, we have it easy and get to be heroes for doing it.

Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on September 12, 2020, 04:26:12 AM
Good drugs though

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 :confused: I only got a local
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on September 12, 2020, 04:52:28 AM
Good drugs though

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 :confused: I only got a local
I had some nice painkillers. Took them for the first day or so. As noted, wasn't that big of deal.

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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 12, 2020, 08:13:17 AM
Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Yes, you should and also make a big deal about it and be a hero. I said "honey, I know you don't like that implant, I'm just gonna get a vasectomy so you don't have to get it again" she cried and told me that I didn't have to do it, I said it's no big deal. Her friends and doctors treated me like I was Harriet Tubman. Dudes are such giant crybabies about getting this done, that we get more credit for this basic ass procedure, without side effects, than the wild crap women have to do to their bodies and mind. I had to deal with a pinching sensation for 30 minutes and had to jackoff in a cup. :jerk:

I wish I would have saved my snap story of day I went to validate the procedure was a success.  Epic.

It was equal parts funny & cringe.

My guy wants me to validate 1 month & 2 months after. Everyone else I know had to clear a certain number of times, then just one validation.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 12, 2020, 08:16:49 AM
Good drugs though

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 :confused: I only got a local
I had some nice painkillers. Took them for the first day or so. As noted, wasn't that big of deal.

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I didn’t get any painkillers, but they did give me a Valium to take before.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: steve dave on September 12, 2020, 08:31:29 AM
Update: talked to the wife and she’s getting a new implant either way because it helps with her cycle. Live rounds for at least another 5 years guys.


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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 12, 2020, 08:34:39 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2020/aug/12/could-i-feel-what-they-were-doing-yes-rob-delaney-on-the-pain-and-pleasure-of-his-vasectomy

The “if she dies you might meet a younger woman” part was hilarious to me. I’ve been pushing for a few years, but this was always Mrs. Humburg’s response. She’d very frankly say that I needed to plan for all possibilities, including her dying and I needing to be able to get my next (possibly younger) wife pregnant.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on September 12, 2020, 09:36:56 AM
That’s wild, never heard anything like that.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on September 12, 2020, 09:45:31 AM
Also was issued some good street sellable drugs but only stayed regular with advil and that's all I needed
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on September 12, 2020, 12:24:18 PM
Ex used to say something about younger wife blah blah. Once I turned 40, IDGAF. I was done making babies.

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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on September 12, 2020, 12:25:38 PM
I was told what she died and found someone new. I was like damn it's not that I don't want kids with you, I don't want kids!
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 12, 2020, 12:34:52 PM
Ex used to say something about younger wife blah blah. Once I turned 40, IDGAF. I was done making babies.

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I finally won the argument at 36 that by the time I remarried I’d be 39, which is too old.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 12, 2020, 04:13:35 PM
I was told what she died and found someone new. I was like damn it's not that I don't want kids with you, I don't want kids!

If anyone knows that you should never have kids, it’s Mrs. Titola.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on September 12, 2020, 04:18:35 PM


I was told what she died and found someone new. I was like damn it's not that I don't want kids with you, I don't want kids!

If anyone knows that you should never have kids, it’s Mrs. Titola.

Hey!
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: pissclams on September 12, 2020, 07:14:37 PM
save the seed
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on September 12, 2020, 08:34:55 PM
Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Yes, you should and also make a big deal about it and be a hero. I said "honey, I know you don't like that implant, I'm just gonna get a vasectomy so you don't have to get it again" she cried and told me that I didn't have to do it, I said it's no big deal. Her friends and doctors treated me like I was Harriet Tubman. Dudes are such giant crybabies about getting this done, that we get more credit for this basic ass procedure, without side effects, than the wild crap women have to do to their bodies and mind. I had to deal with a pinching sensation for 30 minutes and had to jackoff in a cup. :jerk:

I wish I would have saved my snap story of day I went to validate the procedure was a success.  Epic.

It was equal parts funny & cringe.

My guy wants me to validate 1 month & 2 months after. Everyone else I know had to clear a certain number of times, then just one validation.

The thirty day one seems unnecessary, get that insurance money. I went once, no earlier than 60 days out. I'm getting the same feeling of anxiety just talking about this.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on September 12, 2020, 08:36:30 PM
Update: talked to the wife and she’s getting a new implant either way because it helps with her cycle. Live rounds for at least another 5 years guys.


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 :thumbsup: good for the both of you, we tried two different implants for my wife and both gave her systs  :frown:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: nicname on September 12, 2020, 11:01:08 PM
Potential pain isn’t an issue for me. I know it’s only reproductive, but I don’t want to be neutered. Illogical I know.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on September 12, 2020, 11:10:30 PM
Not sure what kind of vasectomies you have researched but they don’t cut your balls off bro.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: nicname on September 12, 2020, 11:40:05 PM
Not sure what kind of vasectomies you have researched but they don’t cut your balls off bro.

I understand this.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on September 13, 2020, 12:19:27 AM
Not sure what kind of vasectomies you have researched but they don’t cut your balls off bro.

 :ROFL:

Nic, they're also reversible but honestly you're too rough ridin' old for that, it's something gooch could have done a decade ago.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 15, 2020, 10:08:43 AM
https://youtu.be/5bTa1xELxRE


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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: _33 on September 15, 2020, 10:23:57 AM
Consult on Monday.   :comehere:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on September 15, 2020, 10:26:32 AM
Consult on Monday.   :comehere:

Heads up, your balls will be exposed during this consult.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: _33 on September 15, 2020, 09:31:11 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 15, 2020, 09:45:21 PM
Heads up: when you're laying in bed recovering, the entire Super Bowl from last year is on YouTube and you can watch it twice for fun.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: _33 on September 15, 2020, 09:58:30 PM
 :D
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Katpappy on September 15, 2020, 10:00:21 PM
Guys if you want to be sterile, just piss on an electric fence; it will not only do the trick, but will make your dick grow twice the size.  :party:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: _33 on October 29, 2020, 04:23:05 PM
Is it good to have your vasectomy scheduled for Friday the 13th?  :ohno:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: steve dave on October 29, 2020, 05:08:23 PM
I have peed on an electric fence twice (2wice) and I am not sterile, or at least I for sure wasn’t four years ago.


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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Phil Titola on October 29, 2020, 05:09:49 PM
I have peed on an electric fence twice (2wice) and I am not sterile, or at least I for sure wasn’t four years ago.


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"for sure"?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Katpappy on October 29, 2020, 07:14:35 PM
I have peed on an electric fence twice (2wice) and I am not sterile, or at least I for sure wasn’t four years ago.


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Noticed your silence on the penis growth.  Don't be bashful. 
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on October 29, 2020, 09:48:06 PM
I have peed on an electric fence twice


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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: _33 on November 13, 2020, 04:54:59 PM
Procedure was extremely pud. Couldn’t have lasted more than 15 minutes or so total and watched the Masters and chatted about Tiger Woods the whole time. 5/5 would vasectomy again.

Post op pain hasn’t been bad at all so far. Is it worse the next day?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: steve dave on November 13, 2020, 05:00:14 PM
Just spoke to my balls MD. He told me if I have one it’ll hurt bad because of my giant ballsack and boner.


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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on November 13, 2020, 05:03:45 PM
Procedure was extremely pud. Couldn’t have lasted more than 15 minutes or so total and watched the Masters and chatted about Tiger Woods the whole time. 5/5 would vasectomy again.

Post op pain hasn’t been bad at all so far. Is it worse the next day?

Naw it’s pud city
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: MakeItRain on November 13, 2020, 10:23:45 PM
Procedure was extremely pud. Couldn’t have lasted more than 15 minutes or so total and watched the Masters and chatted about Tiger Woods the whole time. 5/5 would vasectomy again.

Post op pain hasn’t been bad at all so far. Is it worse the next day?

Not at all, the worst is the procedure itself, just make sure you're icing your junk. Jealous yours was only 15 minutes.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: pissclams on November 15, 2020, 02:34:17 AM
never get a vasectomy, you don’t know when you might need to plant that seed
this whole idea is because feminists are trying to get you down

keep your seed, gentlemen.  protect the seed.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: IPA4Me on November 15, 2020, 05:03:42 AM
It's protected behind burnt ends and knots.

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Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 16, 2020, 09:48:40 AM
my wife won't let me get one  :don'tcare:
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: wetwillie on November 16, 2020, 09:50:48 AM
Your body your choice
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 16, 2020, 09:59:51 AM
Your body your choice
That's what I told her!
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: _33 on November 16, 2020, 10:15:53 AM
Why won't she let you?
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 16, 2020, 10:16:47 AM
still wants more spawn
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: Trim on November 16, 2020, 11:03:58 AM
Just spoke to my balls MD. He told me if I have one it’ll hurt bad because of my giant ballsack and boner.

That's cancer.
Title: Re: The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)
Post by: 'taterblast on February 26, 2024, 10:08:36 AM
 :peek: