The Big V (vasectomy) thread--for grown-up 'Cat fans ONLY. (No GPCing allowed.)

[MakeItRain]

I don’t think I could ever do this.

Then you're the world's biggest puss. There's no pain outside of getting the shot and the shot literally feels the same way anywhere on your body. The one I got on my balls felt like the ones I got in my mouth, which felt like the one I got in my knee, which felt like the one I got in my ankle. It's a quick pinch sensation followed by a little bit of pressure while the meds start to work. It was 30 minutes of what I would call mild displeasure, but it's not like being hit in the balls pain, it's I'm having a medical procedure pain. Getting a dental filling is worse, getting a crown and root canal are significantly worse and they are tolerable.

If you don't think you can do it, ask your lady about her side effects from an implant, if she has one. Or read about uterine cysts which can be caused by nearly any form of medicated birth control she may use. Ask her to tell you how BCP makes her feel. If you're really up for being shocked, read about tubal ligation.

Trust me, we have it easy and get to be heroes for doing it.

[MakeItRain]

Good drugs though

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  I only got a local

[IPA4Me]

Good drugs though

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  I only got a local

I had some nice painkillers. Took them for the first day or so. As noted, wasn't that big of deal.

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[TheHamburglar]

Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Yes, you should and also make a big deal about it and be a hero. I said "honey, I know you don't like that implant, I'm just gonna get a vasectomy so you don't have to get it again" she cried and told me that I didn't have to do it, I said it's no big deal. Her friends and doctors treated me like I was Harriet Tubman. Dudes are such giant crybabies about getting this done, that we get more credit for this basic ass procedure, without side effects, than the wild crap women have to do to their bodies and mind. I had to deal with a pinching sensation for 30 minutes and had to jackoff in a cup.

I wish I would have saved my snap story of day I went to validate the procedure was a success.  Epic.

It was equal parts funny & cringe.

My guy wants me to validate 1 month & 2 months after. Everyone else I know had to clear a certain number of times, then just one validation.

[TheHamburglar]

Good drugs though

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  I only got a local

I had some nice painkillers. Took them for the first day or so. As noted, wasn't that big of deal.

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I didn’t get any painkillers, but they did give me a Valium to take before.

[steve dave]

Update: talked to the wife and she’s getting a new implant either way because it helps with her cycle. Live rounds for at least another 5 years guys.


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[TheHamburglar]

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2020/aug/12/could-i-feel-what-they-were-doing-yes-rob-delaney-on-the-pain-and-pleasure-of-his-vasectomy

The “if she dies you might meet a younger woman” part was hilarious to me. I’ve been pushing for a few years, but this was always Mrs. Humburg’s response. She’d very frankly say that I needed to plan for all possibilities, including her dying and I needing to be able to get my next (possibly younger) wife pregnant.

[wetwillie]

That’s wild, never heard anything like that.

[Phil Titola]

Also was issued some good street sellable drugs but only stayed regular with advil and that's all I needed

[IPA4Me]

Ex used to say something about younger wife blah blah. Once I turned 40, IDGAF. I was done making babies.

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[Phil Titola]

I was told what she died and found someone new. I was like damn it's not that I don't want kids with you, I don't want kids!

[TheHamburglar]

Ex used to say something about younger wife blah blah. Once I turned 40, IDGAF. I was done making babies.

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I finally won the argument at 36 that by the time I remarried I’d be 39, which is too old.

[TheHamburglar]

I was told what she died and found someone new. I was like damn it's not that I don't want kids with you, I don't want kids!

If anyone knows that you should never have kids, it’s Mrs. Titola.

[Phil Titola]

I was told what she died and found someone new. I was like damn it's not that I don't want kids with you, I don't want kids!

If anyone knows that you should never have kids, it’s Mrs. Titola.

Hey!

[pissclams]

save the seed

[MakeItRain]

Mrs Dave has a 5 year implant that will be due to be replaced in the next year. I should probably go through with it instead of her needing to get a new one.


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Yes, you should and also make a big deal about it and be a hero. I said "honey, I know you don't like that implant, I'm just gonna get a vasectomy so you don't have to get it again" she cried and told me that I didn't have to do it, I said it's no big deal. Her friends and doctors treated me like I was Harriet Tubman. Dudes are such giant crybabies about getting this done, that we get more credit for this basic ass procedure, without side effects, than the wild crap women have to do to their bodies and mind. I had to deal with a pinching sensation for 30 minutes and had to jackoff in a cup.

I wish I would have saved my snap story of day I went to validate the procedure was a success.  Epic.

It was equal parts funny & cringe.

My guy wants me to validate 1 month & 2 months after. Everyone else I know had to clear a certain number of times, then just one validation.

The thirty day one seems unnecessary, get that insurance money. I went once, no earlier than 60 days out. I'm getting the same feeling of anxiety just talking about this.

[MakeItRain]

Update: talked to the wife and she’s getting a new implant either way because it helps with her cycle. Live rounds for at least another 5 years guys.


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  good for the both of you, we tried two different implants for my wife and both gave her systs 

[nicname]

Potential pain isn’t an issue for me. I know it’s only reproductive, but I don’t want to be neutered. Illogical I know.

[wetwillie]

Not sure what kind of vasectomies you have researched but they don’t cut your balls off bro.

[nicname]

Not sure what kind of vasectomies you have researched but they don’t cut your balls off bro.

I understand this.

[MakeItRain]

Not sure what kind of vasectomies you have researched but they don’t cut your balls off bro.

 

Nic, they're also reversible but honestly you're too rough ridin' old for that, it's something gooch could have done a decade ago.

[GregKSU1027]

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Consult on Monday.   

[Phil Titola]

Consult on Monday.   

Heads up, your balls will be exposed during this consult.

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