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wrestling not wrasslin...
« on: February 21, 2014, 10:39:50 PM »
is super gross. Cauliflower ear, herpes on the mat :Yuck: its all bad. They har having the state championship here in Iowa this weekend and seeing these wrestlers all over my tv makes me wanna :barf: I've taught my daughter's that wrestlers are gross and they aren't allowed to bring a wrestler home, ever, not even as the help.


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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2014, 10:41:30 PM »
chaw dips for all tho

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2014, 10:41:51 PM »
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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2014, 10:42:31 PM »
metalhead bait thread

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2014, 10:51:13 PM »
Agree. 100%

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2014, 12:01:22 AM »
Wrestling is one of the worst things in the world.  Remember in high school when all the wrestlers would talk about how wrestling was way harder than basketball and all the basketball players didn't know who the wrestlers were or that we even had a wrestling team?

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2014, 12:12:38 AM »
Get bent.

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2014, 12:17:05 AM »
those skin diseases

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2014, 12:20:21 AM »
Hey guys, let's all go and not eat and sweat a lot and lose some weight.

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2014, 12:25:54 AM »
Man. Sorry you guys are so butt hurt about wrestling. :frown:

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2014, 12:28:23 AM »
I ran track and cross country, and played BB in my high school years. A day or two before their matches, the wrestlers would miss class while they dressed in what looked like rubber suits and headed for the high school boiler room, where they stayed for hours.

They emerged alive, but with mixed results on the mats.
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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2014, 12:32:50 AM »
I ran track and cross country, and played BB in my high school years. A day or two before their matches, the wrestlers would miss class while they dressed in what looked like rubber suits and headed for the high school boiler room, where they stayed for hours.

They emerged alive, but with mixed reults on the mats.

Two days before the matches?? :sdeek:

Also, wearing rubber suits and crap was not allowed where I wrestled.

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2014, 12:36:04 AM »
I ran track and cross country, and played BB in my high school years. A day or two before their matches, the wrestlers would miss class while they dressed in what looked like rubber suits and headed for the high school boiler room, where they stayed for hours.

They emerged alive, but with mixed reults on the mats.

Two days before the matches?? :sdeek:

Also, wearing rubber suits and crap was not allowed where I wrestled.

I remember it well. Well kept secret.

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2014, 06:46:33 AM »
"You got a bloody nose? Here is a cool trick I learned in wrestling: cut a tampon in half and shove it up your nose."

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2014, 08:34:44 AM »
Let's all wear tight wrestling unis and rub each other's balls on our faces

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2014, 08:40:33 AM »
Let's all wear tight wrestling unis and rub each other's balls on our faces

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2014, 10:04:55 PM »
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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2014, 10:21:33 PM »
lot's of lwiq in this thread, or a damn good troll job. not sure.

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2014, 02:21:40 AM »
Wrestling is by far the toughest sport a HS kid can play

When you consider all the dieting, training, pain, and technique it's a pretty large order for a young developing person.


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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2014, 04:47:44 AM »
Wrestling is by far the toughest sport a HS kid can play

When you consider all the dieting, training, pain, and technique it's a pretty large order for a young developing person.
Throw in a bunch of diseases, and ball rubbing/grabbing, and you really have a point. The one saving grace is that they think it is so funny to call the basketball players "pumpkin pushers".

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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2014, 01:47:48 PM »
Wrestling is by far the toughest dumbest sport a HS kid can play

When you consider all the dieting eating disorders, training chewing tobacco, pain transferrable diseases, and technique steroid use it's a pretty large order pretty rough ridin' stupid for a young developing person.
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Re: wrestling not wrasslin...
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2014, 04:15:16 PM »
Wrestling is by far the toughest dumbest sport a HS kid can play

When you consider all the dieting eating disorders, training chewing tobacco, pain transferrable diseases, and technique steroid use it's a pretty large order pretty rough ridin' stupid for a young developing person.

you don't know what you are talking about. you should take a break for a while.