Responsible gun owner protects personal property

[Emo EMAW]

1. How many kids do you think is too many? Why?

2. If King Kong were running rampage in your city, what do you do first? What do you do second?

3. What is your favorite motor sport? Why?

Ok I'll answer your questions and then you tell me why I can't buy the gun.

1.  2 kids is too many.  I considered my family's income and ambitions to come up with that number.
2.  First, consider how safe my family is in our current situation.  The second action would be informed on the former.  If they were safe and I had a reasonable expectation that they would remain safe then I would consider my ability to help others.  If they weren't safe I would take action to make them safe.
3.  I like Formula One, something about the precision engineering and driving speaks to my soul.

You would get a gun.

I meant to say 3 kids is too many.  2 is my ideal number.

Anyway, how can you be sure I'm sincere in my responses?  I think sociopaths are able to fake not being a crazy person.

[Rage Against the McKee]

1. How many kids do you think is too many? Why?

2. If King Kong were running rampage in your city, what do you do first? What do you do second?

3. What is your favorite motor sport? Why?

Ok I'll answer your questions and then you tell me why I can't buy the gun.

1.  2 kids is too many.  I considered my family's income and ambitions to come up with that number.
2.  First, consider how safe my family is in our current situation.  The second action would be informed on the former.  If they were safe and I had a reasonable expectation that they would remain safe then I would consider my ability to help others.  If they weren't safe I would take action to make them safe.
3.  I like Formula One, something about the precision engineering and driving speaks to my soul.

You would get a gun.

I meant to say 3 kids is too many.  2 is my ideal number.

Anyway, how can you be sure I'm sincere in my responses?  I think sociopaths are able to fake not being a crazy person.

You can't be sure, but the intent is to make sure that people who aren't sociopaths can still exercise their second amendment rights, so there are always going to be some sociopaths who slip through the cracks. Asking people to explain "why" to just about any question probably would disqualify more people than you might think.

[steve dave]

the steve dave test is 100% infallible. BUT, it can only be used on people with >500 posts.

[Dugout DickStone]

Did you try really hard to be a policeman but were denied or kicked out of the academy for being too fat/slow/stupid/crazy?

[Bloodfart]

What kind of tractor do you prefer to drive?

[mocat]

Nuts Kicked is the weirdest

[Emo EMAW]

He's fine.  I appreciate his perspective often, but ya sometimes it's like WTF NK?  But then I'm like NK gonna NK so what can ya do?  I'm sure I have a plenty of perspective that others can't reconcile.  Hell sometimes I can't reconcile them myself.

[ben ji]

the steve dave test is 100% infallible. BUT, it can only be used on people with >500 posts.

What about animals?

Lady has been asking for a .22 for her second birthday and I'm kinda torn about whether she is too young. I mean she'll only be 14 in dog years but she's already full grown.

[steve dave]

the steve dave test is 100% infallible. BUT, it can only be used on people with >500 posts.

What about animals?

Lady has been asking for a .22 for her second birthday and I'm kinda torn about whether she is too young. I mean she'll only be 14 in dog years but she's already full grown.

yes, she can have one

[Rage Against the McKee]

Nuts Kicked is the weirdest

Thanks.

[Dugout DickStone]

the steve dave test is 100% infallible. BUT, it can only be used on people with >500 posts.

What about animals?

Lady has been asking for a .22 for her second birthday and I'm kinda torn about whether she is too young. I mean she'll only be 14 in dog years but she's already full grown.

yes, she can have one

you are going to give a gun to someone whop thinks his dog is asking for a gun? 

[ben ji]

the steve dave test is 100% infallible. BUT, it can only be used on people with >500 posts.

What about animals?

Lady has been asking for a .22 for her second birthday and I'm kinda torn about whether she is too young. I mean she'll only be 14 in dog years but she's already full grown.

yes, she can have one

you are going to give a gun to someone whop thinks his dog is asking for a gun?

Pfft, As a 7th grader I spent Y2K on a farm in western ks because my dad thought it was the end of the world. You think I don't already have one?

[Rage Against the McKee]

not much fishing in western Kansas

[Daddy Claxton]

the steve dave test is 100% infallible. BUT, it can only be used on people with >500 posts.

How should I use my next 300 posts to be sure I will be able to exercise my rights?  I'm really not much of a gun guy, but you never know.

[XocolateThundarr]

not much fishing in western Kansas

farm ponds, tho.

[ben ji]

not much fishing in western Kansas

farm ponds, tho.

Droughts, tho.

[sys]

you'd better get her cat a gun too.

[ben ji]

you'd better get her cat a gun too.

The cat weighs like 5lbs, no way it could handle the recoil.

[Emo EMAW]

the steve dave test is 100% infallible. BUT, it can only be used on people with >500 posts.

What about animals?

Lady has been asking for a .22 for her second birthday and I'm kinda torn about whether she is too young. I mean she'll only be 14 in dog years but she's already full grown.

yes, she can have one

you are going to give a gun to someone whop thinks his dog is asking for a gun?

Pfft, As a 7th grader I spent Y2K on a farm in western ks because my dad thought it was the end of the world. You think I don't already have one?

 

[ben ji]

the steve dave test is 100% infallible. BUT, it can only be used on people with >500 posts.

What about animals?

Lady has been asking for a .22 for her second birthday and I'm kinda torn about whether she is too young. I mean she'll only be 14 in dog years but she's already full grown.

yes, she can have one

So coincidence that I come home today and there is a russian WW2 rifle in a case in my garage?

I ask my brother about it and "yeah, dad bought it the other day for $100 and wanted me to test it out"

Whatever, its lady's now.



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[steve dave]

yes, I have that power

[Bloodfart]

I'm not even surprised.

[Katpappy]

what if you sound really gay in your essay to the feds?

Ferking Rasict! 
































JK...

[Katpappy]

A well timed and placed charge of rock salt stopped me from ever again shooting cows with my BB gun. 

Did you use Prep. H to sooth the pain in the ass? 

[Emo EMAW]

That's a Mosin Nagant.   Kicks like a damn mule.  Good luck. 

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