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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2014, 01:54:59 PM »
So they weren't guilty, it was just some phantom? Like I said, don't shoot them but just call the cops and deal with it?

Like everyone else who doesn't want to go spend 20 years in jail.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #51 on: February 19, 2014, 02:49:02 PM »
1. How many kids do you think is too many? Why?

2. If King Kong were running rampage in your city, what do you do first? What do you do second?

3. What is your favorite motor sport? Why?

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #52 on: February 19, 2014, 02:55:17 PM »
So they weren't guilty, it was just some phantom? Like I said, don't shoot them but just call the cops and deal with it?
Um, yes.

EDIT: It was rough ridin' mayo. Mayo. Seriously. If it's such a big deal, run out with a hose or something.
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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #53 on: February 19, 2014, 02:57:55 PM »
So they weren't guilty, it was just some phantom? Like I said, don't shoot them but just call the cops and deal with it?

I really don't think you would pass an essay test for gun ownership.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #54 on: February 19, 2014, 03:06:30 PM »
I really need to spend more time down here in the pit, everyone is so nice down here  :)

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2014, 03:10:28 PM »
So they weren't guilty, it was just some phantom? Like I said, don't shoot them but just call the cops and deal with it?
Um, yes.

EDIT: It was rough ridin' mayo. Mayo. Seriously. If it's such a big deal, run out with a hose or something.

Hose 'em down with an Uzi, right?

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2014, 03:11:47 PM »
My friends and I went through a teen phase where were all mumped up each others cars in the middle of the night. Thankfully none of us got JUDGED even though there were some pretty crazy dads out there.

In fact, I never even considered that someone might want to shoot me for that.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2014, 03:12:48 PM »
A well timed and placed charge of rock salt stopped me from ever again shooting cows with my BB gun.  :dunno:

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2014, 03:13:43 PM »
mayonnaise is really disgusting.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #59 on: February 19, 2014, 03:15:02 PM »
A well timed and placed charge of rock salt stopped me from ever again shooting cows with my BB gun.  :dunno:

a cow would have no idea if you shot it with a bb gun. maybe if you got it right in the eye I guess. or like flick its tail over there or something.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2014, 03:15:51 PM »
My friends and I went through a teen phase where were all mumped up each others cars in the middle of the night. Thankfully none of us got JUDGED even though there were some pretty crazy dads out there.

In fact, I never even considered that someone might want to shoot me for that.

Yikes, me too now that you mention it.  I could have easily been shot at for throwing eggs onto cars from a railroad trestle back in the day.  Never crossed my mind as I launched those eggs.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2014, 03:16:26 PM »
A well timed and placed charge of rock salt stopped me from ever again shooting cows with my BB gun.  :dunno:

a cow would have no idea if you shot it with a bb gun. maybe if you got it right in the eye I guess. or like flick its tail over there or something.

you've got a better chance of taking it down with rick daris' kung fu

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2014, 03:30:28 PM »
This dipshit is far worse than George Zimm. I expect the same national outrage over this.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #63 on: February 19, 2014, 03:32:33 PM »
This dipshit is far worse than George Zimm. I expect the same national outrage over this.

I expect the police to arrest him and for him to be found guilty, so I really don't think the national outrage will be there for this one.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #64 on: February 19, 2014, 03:42:56 PM »
A well timed and placed charge of rock salt stopped me from ever again shooting cows with my BB gun.  :dunno:

a cow would have no idea if you shot it with a bb gun. maybe if you got it right in the eye I guess. or like flick its tail over there or something.

They would twitch and run away. 

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #65 on: February 19, 2014, 03:57:23 PM »
A well timed and placed charge of rock salt stopped me from ever again shooting cows with my BB gun.  :dunno:

a cow would have no idea if you shot it with a bb gun. maybe if you got it right in the eye I guess. or like flick its tail over there or something.

They would twitch and run away walk away slowly.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #66 on: February 19, 2014, 04:14:53 PM »
A well timed and placed charge of rock salt stopped me from ever again shooting cows with my BB gun:dunno:

welp, you failed the gun application.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #67 on: February 19, 2014, 04:25:41 PM »
A well timed and placed charge of rock salt stopped me from ever again shooting cows with my BB gun:dunno:

welp, you failed the gun application.

Like I would ever admit that on a form.  :blah:

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #68 on: February 19, 2014, 04:27:14 PM »
A well timed and placed charge of rock salt stopped me from ever again shooting cows with my BB gun:dunno:

welp, you failed the gun application.

Like I would ever admit that on a form.  :blah:

That's why I designed my essay questions to be tough, hard-thinking questions.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #69 on: February 19, 2014, 04:35:22 PM »
1. How many kids do you think is too many? Why?

2. If King Kong were running rampage in your city, what do you do first? What do you do second?

3. What is your favorite motor sport? Why?

Ok I'll answer your questions and then you tell me why I can't buy the gun.

1.  2 kids is too many.  I considered my family's income and ambitions to come up with that number.
2.  First, consider how safe my family is in our current situation.  The second action would be informed on the former.  If they were safe and I had a reasonable expectation that they would remain safe then I would consider my ability to help others.  If they weren't safe I would take action to make them safe.
3.  I like Formula One, something about the precision engineering and driving speaks to my soul.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #70 on: February 19, 2014, 04:47:55 PM »
F1 is pretty sweet

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #72 on: February 19, 2014, 04:54:07 PM »
1. How many kids do you think is too many? Why?

2. If King Kong were running rampage in your city, what do you do first? What do you do second?

3. What is your favorite motor sport? Why?

4.  Do you ever get bummed out that Red Dawn didn't actually happen and you and your buddies didn't get to hide in the woods and kill russians 24/7?

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #73 on: February 19, 2014, 04:55:51 PM »
1. How many kids do you think is too many? Why?

2. If King Kong were running rampage in your city, what do you do first? What do you do second?

3. What is your favorite motor sport? Why?

4.  Do you ever get bummed out that Red Dawn didn't actually happen and you and your buddies didn't get to hide in the woods and kill russians 24/7?

I totes have a copy of Red Dawn (Patrick Swayze version) in my Go Bag aka Bug Out Kit.

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Re: Responsible gun owner protects personal property
« Reply #74 on: February 19, 2014, 04:58:36 PM »
1. How many kids do you think is too many? Why?

2. If King Kong were running rampage in your city, what do you do first? What do you do second?

3. What is your favorite motor sport? Why?

Ok I'll answer your questions and then you tell me why I can't buy the gun.

1.  2 kids is too many.  I considered my family's income and ambitions to come up with that number.
2.  First, consider how safe my family is in our current situation.  The second action would be informed on the former.  If they were safe and I had a reasonable expectation that they would remain safe then I would consider my ability to help others.  If they weren't safe I would take action to make them safe.
3.  I like Formula One, something about the precision engineering and driving speaks to my soul.

You would get a gun.