Valentines Day.... WTF are we going to do, guys?

[Dugout DickStone]

soooooo the last 2 years my wifes bff has been dumped by her bf on the week leading up to valentines.  it gets worse, same guy.  it gets even worser, her birthday is the 15th

don't be that guy

Your wife's bff is a nuclear powered dumbass for getting back together with him

it's really weird because she's really smart, nurse practitioner that had multiple job offers when she got out of school but her common sense is on a whole nother level

She is ugly/heavy.  Both probably.  Thus, awful self esteem and this dude has it pegged

this is a head scratcher but no, not in the least.  5'6" probably 115 and uncomfortable to go to the pool with with my wife because there's a good chance i'll get caught looking.  truly gifted in all areas except love and common sense

ugly

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Yeah, yeah, yeah... Why you losers are dealing with the chaos of Friday night on the plaza, i'll be kicking back with a fine cigar and some Jameson on the rocks at home. 

"oh hey baby. yeah, its valentines day but I took care of that crap yesterday, today im just going to get a little buzz going and puff on this Cuban by myself. youre welcome to have a hit if you want. oh, you don't want to smoke a cigar because you don't want to smell like an ashtray when were getting it on later? oh, whats that? were not getting it on later because im too big a moron to deliver flowers myself on actual valentines day? hmph. guess theres always next year. lemme know when the laundry is all done so I can piss some of this booze out all over it at 4 am. thanks. love you!"

[420seriouscat69]

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

wackster im just joshing you. do what you want. im sure shell love it, its all about the gesture.

just... do valentines day the cheesy way and if she says she didn't care for it to be such a big deal, take it more casual the next time.

don't be this guy:

[Dugout DickStone]

dump her, see if you can't get someone better friday night (which will be one of the best nights for a single dude on the plaza in decades) and then call her up saturday morning and tell her you think it can work out.

BOOM

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I'm taking my GF to Mexico and leaving on the 24th.  Is this over Valentines Day?

Probs taking the gf to Chipotle on Friday night, maybe Manny's if she's lucky.  Similar!

what time are we going?!

[420seriouscat69]

dump her, see if you can't get someone better friday night (which will be one of the best nights for a single dude on the plaza in decades) and then call her up saturday morning and tell her you think it can work out.

BOOM

[Skipper44]

Recipe for "lets stay in on Vday"

Her favorite bottle of wine
               +
Her favorite finger foods (fancy cheese and crackers, sushi, apps you can reheat from a place she likes)
               +
box of Panache or Christopher Elbow chocolates for dessert
              =
non-stop ticket to poundtown

[slobber]

Recipe for "lets stay in on Vday"

Her favorite bottle of wine
               +
Her favorite finger foods (fancy cheese and crackers, sushi, apps you can reheat from a place she likes)
               +
box of Panache or Christopher Elbow chocolates for dessert
              =
non-stop ticket to poundtown

This is a fool-proof winner! I have executed this exact plan for the last 5 years and all 5 girls said the really loved it! In fact, they were all crying in the last step because they were so overwhelmed!

FYP

[Boom Roasted]

Wacky I think you should do mrs gooch's idea. Good luck

[420seriouscat69]

Wacky I think you should do mrs gooch's idea. Good luck

Oh, I am! Thanks bud!

[Spracne]

Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog.  Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... 

[puniraptor]

Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog.  Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... 

[420seriouscat69]

http://vidcy.com/what-if-guys-and-girls-changed-roles-valentines-day/

[Cartierfor3]

No cupcakes

[DQ12]

My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.

 

[Kat Kid]

so wait, WG actually really did send a barbershop quartet to her fiance's place of business?  i thought that was just a fantastic joke, but if it actually happened then i'm just  about why in the world she would think that was a good idea.

Yes, I did.  I thought it would be original and kind of fun. I was wrong. Originally, I was trying to find a naughty nurse type singing telegram like in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but I came across that group that does singing Valentine's and thought, he likes big band era music (kind of) so it might be cute. He didn't think it was all that cute.

I told my GF I wanted a horn section to follow me around for a day so I could go "Hit me" and they would all play.  Been saying it for years now and still come up empty on valentines day.  Would love to drop some knowledge in a meeting, throw out a "hit me two times" and walk out.

YES!

[ksupamplemousse]

My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.

 

Hey man, $10 for a pizza instead of $100 for a nice restaurant. Could be worse 

[bones129]

My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.

 

Hey man, $10 for a pizza instead of $100 for a nice restaurant. Could be worse 

Pizza. Deal done, and a happy Valentine.

[HerrSonntag]

My valentine just saw a Papa Murphy's commercial and expressed serious interest in the heart shaped pizza.

 

Hey man, $10 for a pizza instead of $100 for a nice restaurant. Could be worse 

Pizza. Deal done, and a happy Valentine.

I was going to say, this sound like an open and shut case  "Hey honey, will you purchase dirt cheap meal for valentine's day and use the leftover cash to buy an extra bottle of wine so we can just stay in and get hammered for our trip to pound town?"

I like to cook, and mumped up my first V-day with FreundinSonntag.  rough ridin' lobster.  Never made it, was kinda excited to try but don't eff with lobster guys.  Got to go pick it up the day of (Cause dillon's is awesome to visit on V-Day) and then you get the joy of having purchased the least ready to eat food in the supermarket.  Plus, expectations are super crazy from then until forever.

Salmon, white wine, hot tub dip.  Thats my plan going in.

[star seed 7]

You're such a dork dlew

[michigancat]

Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog.  Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... 

Where is the painting now?

[Fedor]

Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog.  Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... 

Where is the painting now?

[Spracne]

Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog.  Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... 

Where is the painting now?

Check this, it's on the wall!

[Boom Roasted]

Last year, I commissioned an artist to create a painting of her dog.  Looking back, that was probably a huge mistake... 

Where is the painting now?

Check this, it's on the wall!

Pictures or it didnt happen