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puniraptor · « **Reply #225 on:** August 10, 2016, 09:23:28 AM »

I think I got a concussion on that toilet bowl slide at Kenwood Cove

ArchE_Cat · « **Reply #226 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:14:49 AM »

Insano in Brazil:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2228551/Insano-Brazil-Worlds-tallest-scariest-water-slide-high-14-storey-building.html
134 ft, 65 mph, no raft

mocat · « **Reply #227 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:18:17 AM »

Quote from: ArchE_Cat on August 10, 2016, 10:14:49 AM

Insano in Brazil:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2228551/Insano-Brazil-Worlds-tallest-scariest-water-slide-high-14-storey-building.html
134 ft, 65 mph, no raft

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Constructed in 1989

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #228 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:20:41 AM »

i can't get this thing out of my minds eye guys.

Tobias · « **Reply #229 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:22:21 AM »

I too am coming to grips with a bearded puni-san being ejected from the bowels of kenwood cove

jeans · « **Reply #230 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:22:35 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 10, 2016, 10:20:41 AM

i can't get this thing out of my minds eye guys.

i don't like water

*jeans*

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #231 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:27:59 AM »

Quote from: CNS on August 10, 2016, 09:19:34 AM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on August 10, 2016, 09:14:59 AM
I've almost died at oceans of fun like 30 times. My dimensions aren't meant for water slides. My legs have come over the ledge on open face slides and my body lifted up on one of those straight down hill slides. eff water parks. I don't do slides ~~unless they're totally enclosed anymore~~ now that I am over the age of 30.

I told Mrs wacky I wanted to stay at great wolf lodge for a night to play in their pool and she called me a pedo. Said we'd have to borrow a kid to make that happen.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #232 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:29:48 AM »

IRL friend WC if you want to take my kids to a water park knock yourself out

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #233 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:30:01 AM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #234 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:32:20 AM »

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #235 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:33:42 AM »

WC you want your water park experience to be a booze filled booby gaze. Kids will slow your roll

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #236 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:35:07 AM »

Good point. Man tho. One of my favorite childhood memories was playing tarzan from rope to rope at one of those parks across the water. I mean, what a rush!

star seed 7 · « **Reply #237 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:35:27 AM »

Like kids don't like booze and boobs, gmafb cf3 smdh

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #238 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:40:22 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on August 10, 2016, 10:35:07 AM

Good point. Man tho. One of my favorite childhood memories was playing tarzan from rope to rope at one of those parks across the water. I mean, what a rush!

WC get your ass to a water park ASAP and relive that memory. That's an order

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #239 on:** August 10, 2016, 10:41:27 AM »

jeans · « **Reply #240 on:** August 10, 2016, 12:10:57 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on August 10, 2016, 10:35:27 AM

Like kids don't like booze and boobs, gmafb cf3 smdh

pussification of the us of a continues

*jeans*

pissclams · « **Reply #241 on:** August 10, 2016, 12:52:25 PM »

water parks, skin cancer, and urine...what's not to like?

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #242 on:** August 10, 2016, 01:00:52 PM »

Well this article is now actually saying he was decapitated.
/news/nation-world/source-boy-was-decapitated-on-waterslide-at-kansas-park-08-10-2016

DQ12 · « **Reply #243 on:** August 10, 2016, 01:09:19 PM »

nailed it, Mrs. Gooch.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #244 on:** August 10, 2016, 01:27:02 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on August 10, 2016, 01:09:19 PM

nailed it, Mrs. Gooch.

That link didn't work for you?

Try this one.
http://ktul.com/news/nation-world/source-boy-was-decapitated-on-waterslide-at-kansas-park-08-10-2016

chum1 · « **Reply #245 on:** August 10, 2016, 01:33:36 PM »

Sounds like a horror movie. Like, the raft came down to the bottom with a bloody, headless body in it and then the head rolled down the slide behind it moments later.

wetwillie · « **Reply #246 on:** August 10, 2016, 01:39:50 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on August 10, 2016, 01:33:36 PM

Sounds like a horror movie. Like, the raft came down to the bottom with a bloody, headless body in it and then the head rolled down the slide behind it moments later.

I don't think I'd ever function properly again if I was his parents at the bottom of that slide

MakeItRain · « **Reply #247 on:** August 10, 2016, 01:50:11 PM »

I'm choosing to believe that he was internally decapitated and not what you guys are visualizing.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #248 on:** August 10, 2016, 01:56:18 PM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on August 10, 2016, 01:50:11 PM

I'm choosing to believe that he was internally decapitated and not what you guys are visualizing.

I don't think the bystanders would report it as decapitated if that were the case.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #249 on:** August 10, 2016, 01:59:41 PM »

My coworker has been calling the net around the slide "the human cheese grater" before the incident for quite some time now. He feels like a jackass now.