Schlitterbahn

[Mrs. Gooch]

My coworker has been calling the net around the slide "the human cheese grater" before the incident for quite some time. He feels like a jackass now.

 

More like a prophet of death.

[420seriouscat69]

My coworker has been calling the net around the slide "the human cheese grater" before the incident for quite some time. He feels like a jackass now.

 

More like a prophet of death.

He said after it happened, he had like 15 texts from friends saying "Holy eff, man! You called it!"

[Mrs. Gooch]

My coworker has been calling the net around the slide "the human cheese grater" before the incident for quite some time. He feels like a jackass now.

 

More like a prophet of death.

He said after it happened, he had like 15 texts from friends saying "Holy eff, man! You called it!"

Ask him what other amusement park rides he thinks are unsafe.

[420seriouscat69]

Will do.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Somebody's going to die on that thing this year, right?

Stevesie was a little premature on his prediction.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

I'm choosing to believe that he was internally decapitated and not what you guys are visualizing.

I don't think the bystanders would report it as decapitated if that were the case.

unfortunately the reports I heard and the photo of the tarps over the slide lead me to believe it was not an internal decap.    Plus the blood.

[MakeItRain]

uuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhh

[puniraptor]

The park reopening article in the star is really rough ridin' stupid and full of idiots.

"Accidents happen" gmafb

"God has a plan for everything"

[mocat]

i was supposed to go to a bday party this saturday but assumed it would be cancelled. apparently it's still on 

[Rage Against the McKee]

i was supposed to go to a bday party this saturday but assumed it would be cancelled. apparently it's still on 

I bet the lines are pretty short.

[catastrophe]

Might take awhile to get across the picket line though.

[Dr Rick Daris]

They should close that park and bulldoze it. I know I'll never go now. The picture of that kid and knowing what happened. crap man. 

[420seriouscat69]

Mrs. Wacky just told me one of the first responders who were there (family), said the one of the brothers were waiting for him to come down. First thing that showed was his head, then the girl riders, and his body after that.

[The Big Train]

http://abc7ny.com/news/gruesome-details-revealed-in-boys-water-slide-death/1461927/

[Phil Titola]

They should close that park and bulldoze it. I know I'll never go now. The picture of that kid and knowing what happened. crap man. 

Here...now you won't be able to go to Worlds of Fun either

http://fox4kc.com/2016/08/09/mom-of-girl-who-died-at-worlds-of-fun-in-1995-empathizes-with-family-of-boy-killed-at-schlitterbahn/

[Dr Rick Daris]

They should close that park and bulldoze it. I know I'll never go now. The picture of that kid and knowing what happened. crap man. 

Here...now you won't be able to go to Worlds of Fun either

http://fox4kc.com/2016/08/09/mom-of-girl-who-died-at-worlds-of-fun-in-1995-empathizes-with-family-of-boy-killed-at-schlitterbahn/

That sounds like a sad story too, but the kid that just died is the same age as my son and played traveling baseball for a team that I've seen at tournaments that we've been at. Two very different stories for me.

[Mrs. Gooch]

This is just another reason not to have kids. If you don't have any kids then they can't get killed at an amusement park.

[Phil Titola]

This is just another reason not to have kids. If you don't have any kids then they can't get killed at an amusement park.

Wasn't in my reasoning but pretty airtight argument here.

[eastcat]

It reopened?? It's like a nazi grave site or something.

[Mrs. Gooch]

http://herviewfromhome.com/to-the-parents-of-caleb-schwab-the-boy-who-was-killed-on-the-worlds-tallest-waterslide/

WTF lady, they don't need you using this tragedy to attract traffic to your blogsite.

[Emo EMAW]

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[Mikeyis4dcats]

Mrs. Wacky just told me one of the first responders who were there (family), said the one of the brothers were waiting for him to come down. First thing that showed was his head, then the girl riders, and his body after that.

that matches the photo available of the scene

[mhkpasa]

Mrs. Wacky just told me one of the first responders who were there (family), said the one of the brothers were waiting for him to come down. First thing that showed was his head, then the girl riders, and his body after that.

that matches the photo available of the scene

 

[chum1]

I may be a bad person, but I'm not going to stop imagining of ways that would be physically possible.

[puniraptor]

It's not. No way the head came down first. Pure imagination. *also not a bad person*