can't we find ways to mess w/ them without having to use the phone to deliver the messing w/ part? like we get the address locked down and then every day one of us sends them a post card talking about something they did that day or the previous day.
"oh hi there. greetings from the little apple manhattan, ks. saw you guys had cheddars the other day and just wanted to tell you how much i also enjoy that place. your new pal-daris"