all I know about Meatchicken is that it's the land of 1000 lakes
That's not true, we are the crossroads of America. Home of Abe Lincoln, Bob Seger and Virtue. We were founded in 1946 under the watchful eyes of Cowboy Bob Orton, a former runaway slave turned Makhnovism politician who founded our great land on three key principles: Hustle, Loyalty and Semetism (pro jew).
We live quiet lives, our daily routines consist of snowmobiling to church or winter badminton in the snow. We take great pride in our shuttlecocks which we carefully hand paint during the children's festival of late August. In truth, we are a lot alike, our two great nations. One Purple, One Blue. I look forward to your God-King penciling us a thoughtful soliloquy after our match of American football.