Nick Saban

[CNS]

I see Saban having a fishing show on the outdoor channel.

I think he's more of a golfer, but I suppose he could pull that off.

A great show idea would be a golf show with an absolute crap golfer. 

[PurpleOil]

Is the one guy missing a leg?

Is the image AI too woke for your tastes?

Not woke enough. Everybody there is white, and if this takes place in Alabama, it should at least have one black person.

[pissclams]

did you find these press photos in hollywood? assuming someone snuck them off of the set of Savin’ with Saban??

[CNS]

No cheap beer.  No dixie anything.  I don't think those pics are real, you guys.

[pissclams]

“Two Sabes Are Better Than One”

What happens when you pair a World Series MVP with a 7 x College Football National Champion?  Tune in to the adventure of a lifetime as Brett Saberhagen joins Nick Saban and the two Sabes travel the country searching for the best town to open up a new breakfast diner!  Real money is on the line as these two are not only business partners but also roommates.  Their living quarters?  A 2024 Kia Telluride!

[Cire]

Is the one guy missing a leg?

It is very common for people in the South to have had a leg/foot amputated from diabetes complications.

Sheesh read a book

[Dugout DickStone]

Is the one guy missing a leg?

It is very common for people in the South to have had a leg/foot amputated from diabetes complications.

Sheesh read a book

The absolute vast majority of shoe stores in alabama sell singles.

[meow meow]

“Two Sabes Are Better Than One”

What happens when you pair a World Series MVP with a 7 x College Football National Champion?  Tune in to the adventure of a lifetime as Brett Saberhagen joins Nick Saban and the two Sabes travel the country searching for the best town to open up a new breakfast diner!  Real money is on the line as these two are not only business partners but also roommates.  Their living quarters?  A 2024 Kia Telluride!

I like this, but an AI pic of the Sabes driving said telluride might put me over the top.

[PurpleOil]

“Two Sabes Are Better Than One”

What happens when you pair a World Series MVP with a 7 x College Football National Champion?  Tune in to the adventure of a lifetime as Brett Saberhagen joins Nick Saban and the two Sabes travel the country searching for the best town to open up a new breakfast diner!  Real money is on the line as these two are not only business partners but also roommates.  Their living quarters?  A 2024 Kia Telluride!

This is beautiful

[BIG APPLE CAT]

alright stay with me on this one. They gather up the entire cast of COACH. The re-shoot the entire show, shot for shot, not changing a single word of dialogue, they just replace the indominable Craig T. Nelson with Nick Saban. CTN can be EP (executive producer for those of you who ARENT in showbiz for some reason)

like basically what i'm saying here is Nick Saban :: COACH : Luke Combs :: Fast Car

[Skipper44]

CTN will need play DC Luther Van Dam

[pissclams]

alright stay with me on this one. They gather up the entire cast of COACH. The re-shoot the entire show, shot for shot, not changing a single word of dialogue, they just replace the indominable Craig T. Nelson with Nick Saban. CTN can be EP (executive producer for those of you who ARENT in showbiz for some reason)

like basically what i'm saying here is Nick Saban :: COACH : Luke Combs :: Fast Car

i never watched coach and feel sabes would be better in a reality series but can you give me some plot ideas for coach redux

[pissclams]

"There is no way you can call that a good flashing install. First of all you didn't install the corner first, awright.  You didn't layer the shingles right on that backside over there, awright, and your kickouts are garbage.  You read those rat poison reviews from your previous jobs and now want me to say it's okay.  It ain't okay, so quit askin!"

as saban enters the kitchen, he looks disgusted.  after turning around and leaving the room, he stares directly into the camera and mutters “total gut job”

[Pete]

I like the reboot idea, but I'd go with Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and let Nick Saban to the voice work for Kenny Blackenship.

[Pete]

Let's not get boxed in.  We've all seen the Aflac commercials, we know the guy can act.  Let's see what kind of range he has.

[Spracne]

I just would like to say, I see the work that 'clams is doing in this thread, and I believe that it's really important work. Keep going, young man.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

"There is no way you can call that a good flashing install. First of all you didn't install the corner first, awright.  You didn't layer the shingles right on that backside over there, awright, and your kickouts are garbage.  You read those rat poison reviews from your previous jobs and now want me to say it's okay.  It ain't okay, so quit askin!"

as saban enters the kitchen, he looks disgusted.  after turning around and leaving the room, he stares directly into the camera and mutters “total gut job”

An intriguing side plot would be watching saban’s character arc as he gradually comes to realize that 100% of his clientele don’t have millions of dollars to spend. Like maybe to drive this point home in the first episode a famished Nick Saban suggests they order a pizza and then when he says to the crew guy “how much do I owe ya for the pie?” The guy jokingly says “20 thou(sand American dollars)” and nicks just like “ok” bc he has absolutely no clue what stuff costs and 20 large is pocket change to him

[BIG APPLE CAT]

I like the reboot idea, but I'd go with Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and let Nick Saban to the voice work for Kenny Blackenship.

Working title: RecklesSABANdon with Nick Saban

[ben ji]

I want a Nick Saban themed farming show like Jeremy Clarkson.

Saban buys some land in bama and tries to make money hobby farming it with some good ole boys doing all the contract work.

Ms Terry opens a restaurant on the property that is a big hit and Nick has to go there most nights to socialize and hob knob with the guests but he absolutely hates it.

"I told you Terry, I have to check on the new process barn for the goats tonight. Jethro says it should be finished and ready for them to move in"

"But niccckkk, Jefferson Cumworthy and Hudson Prumphey will be there tonight with all their friends. And do you remember lil Kayleeiiih, ole Henderson's daughter, well it's her 18th birthday tonight and she wants to see you"

"Alright Ms Terry, keep them entertained until 7:30 and I'll be there"

[wetwillie]

Barge Gas: Return of Saban

[Pete]

Could he do drama?  I suspect he could. 

[BIG APPLE CAT]

WHAT’S SABAN CRAVIN’?

In this series an eclectic mix of aspiring chefs compete each week to prepare the perfect dish for Nick Saban. At the beginning of the episode Nick Saban will give some kind of cryptic statement to the group. Then over the course of the episode each contestant will have the opportunity to go on a 1-on-1 “date” with him where they can ask him any kind of stuff as long as it’s not food or drink related. At the end of the episode each contestant presents their dish to Nick Saban. If by chance a contestant guesses what Nick Saban is cravin’ that week, they automatically advance to the next round (even if the food was awful) and for the non-automatic qualifiers Nick Saban will eliminate the person whose food sucked the worst, and maybe some bonus prize for whoever makes the best dish that week.

Winner gets, I dunno? Executive chef gig at like Cracker Barrel or whatever

[Katpappy]

I see Saban having a fishing show on the outdoor channel.

I think he's more of a golfer, but I suppose he could pull that off.

He loves boating, but I don't think he fish's off it.

[ben ji]

WHAT’S SABAN CRAVIN’?

In this series an eclectic mix of aspiring chefs compete each week to prepare the perfect dish for Nick Saban. At the beginning of the episode Nick Saban will give some kind of cryptic statement to the group. Then over the course of the episode each contestant will have the opportunity to go on a 1-on-1 “date” with him where they can ask him any kind of stuff as long as it’s not food or drink related. At the end of the episode each contestant presents their dish to Nick Saban. If by chance a contestant guesses what Nick Saban is cravin’ that week, they automatically advance to the next round (even if the food was awful) and for the non-automatic qualifiers Nick Saban will eliminate the person whose food sucked the worst, and maybe some bonus prize for whoever makes the best dish that week.

Winner gets, I dunno? Executive chef gig at like Cracker Barrel or whatever

Saban is from WV so the winner will just have to cook pepperoni rolls (or whatever they call them at coal aggie) for all 10 episodes and they win.

[pissclams]

WHAT’S SABAN CRAVIN’?

In this series an eclectic mix of aspiring chefs compete each week to prepare the perfect dish for Nick Saban. At the beginning of the episode Nick Saban will give some kind of cryptic statement to the group. Then over the course of the episode each contestant will have the opportunity to go on a 1-on-1 “date” with him where they can ask him any kind of stuff as long as it’s not food or drink related. At the end of the episode each contestant presents their dish to Nick Saban. If by chance a contestant guesses what Nick Saban is cravin’ that week, they automatically advance to the next round (even if the food was awful) and for the non-automatic qualifiers Nick Saban will eliminate the person whose food sucked the worst, and maybe some bonus prize for whoever makes the best dish that week.

Winner gets, I dunno? Executive chef gig at like Cracker Barrel or whatever

the winner could get a new 2024 Kia Telluride!  shows that give cars away are always well received