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Nick Saban
« on: November 30, 2013, 11:57:04 PM »
After today, Nick should retire from coaching when he's done with 'Bama's bowl game. He will not win another natty. ESPN should hire him to replace Mark May.


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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2013, 12:02:45 AM »
He has a real rough time with good qbs.  Luckily for him, these are quite rare in the SEC.
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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2013, 12:13:01 AM »
He has a real rough time with good qbs.  Luckily for him, these are quite rare in the SEC.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2013, 01:05:50 AM »
What is this?

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2013, 09:46:47 PM »
HAIL SABAN!

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2013, 10:48:05 PM »
Hot time in Kat town tonight.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 08:50:37 PM »
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MSFHorn has sources that Saban is going to Texas. Outdoes all the local and national guys working this 24 hours. Impressive work.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 10:36:28 PM »
lots of twitter rumors and crap comin out tonight. It sounds too good to be true, but my fingers are crossed.
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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 10:38:24 PM »
Surely Snyder would retire the second he hears of this news. No one else is winning the conference while Saban is here (if he ends up here, which is still a very big if)

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 10:41:40 PM »
I'd like that Big XII would mush SEC

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 10:48:54 PM »
I'd like that Big XII would mush SEC
we will next year regardless

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2013, 10:55:33 PM »
The conference is screwed if he makes the jump

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2013, 10:56:49 PM »
The conference is screwed if he makes the jump
it would have more stability now tho

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2013, 12:01:29 AM »
damn am I glad we go the Dr. Pepper last year. May not see another one until Saban leave.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2013, 02:52:24 AM »
We're going to beat the absolute eff out of a Nick Saban* led Texas team next year.




*he's not going to Texas, you rough ridin' idiots.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2013, 06:25:41 AM »
Anyone not hoping with all the hoping they have that Saban goes to Texas should just leave this message board forever and go be idiots for a paying job at the idiot store.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2013, 09:54:30 AM »
Anyone not hoping with all the hoping they have that Saban goes to Texas should just leave this message board forever and go be idiots for a paying job at the idiot store.

good benefits?

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2013, 09:55:56 AM »
Anyone not hoping with all the hoping they have that Saban goes to Texas should just leave this message board forever and go be idiots for a paying job at the idiot store.

good benefits?

What kind of employee discounts are they offering ?

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2013, 09:56:40 AM »
Saban to the Big 12 would be a dream come true

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2013, 10:00:57 AM »
Saban to the Big 12 would be a dream come true

yes, but he is really, really good and would have the confy title on lock

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2013, 10:07:20 AM »
 
Anyone not hoping with all the hoping they have that Saban goes to Texas should just leave this message board forever and go be idiots for a paying job at the idiot store.
Wise words, Master :Yoda:

For those gnashing teeth over the Big XII title possibilities evaporating - Saban has a track record of struggling in year 1; and he is occasionally susceptible to the upset (witness Auburn's improbable field goal return for a game-winning TD the other day). To me, that means (if our coaching staff can get it together  :crossfingers: ) in '14 or '15 (before Our Guy graduates) we have a chance to win or co-win the Big XII even with Saban in Austin.

If he comes, the CTR will be glorious forever more.  :ksu:
I'm in it purely for the entertainment value.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2013, 11:10:11 AM »
Anyone not hoping with all the hoping they have that Saban goes to Texas should just leave this message board forever and go be idiots for a paying job at the idiot store.
Wise words, Master :Yoda:

For those gnashing teeth over the Big XII title possibilities evaporating - Saban has a track record of struggling in year 1; and he is occasionally susceptible to the upset (witness Auburn's improbable field goal return for a game-winning TD the other day). To me, that means (if our coaching staff can get it together  :crossfingers: ) in '14 or '15 (before Our Guy graduates) we have a chance to win or co-win the Big XII even with Saban in Austin.

If he comes, the CTR will be glorious forever more.   :ksu:
Fools, we'll get our ass kicked.  :dubious:
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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2013, 11:14:17 AM »
It would be good for our ability to hire a next coach, for television money, and eventually for recruiting.  It would be like if Bill Self was KU's football coach instead of hobby sport coach and much better at coaching.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2013, 11:14:44 AM »
What if Saban goes to Texas and then sucks?

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2013, 11:15:24 AM »
It would make Texas' transition to the SEC easier with Saban at the helm.  :buh-bye: