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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #150 on: January 12, 2024, 07:08:07 PM »
Alabama had 25,000 students when he got there, and 80% of them were instate students.  Now Alabama has 40,000 students and 60% of them are out-of-state students. The biggest student recruiting weekends are football weekends. 

Just in core tuition dollars (before fees and other charges) that's $22,000 more per student per academic year for every out-of-state.



 

No doubt that it was a huge economic benefit for the University.  Probably a horrible decision for many of those kids to pay that much for an Alabama degree when almost all of them could have gotten just as good of an education for a fraction of the cost if they had stayed in-state.

Well I bet most of those out of state kids are from Florida and Mississippi, so maybe not.

Clearly you haven't heard about the great things DeSantis is doing with the school in Florida...

I posted about it on KSO earlier this week! crap is wild.


I thought was going to be about baseball

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #151 on: January 12, 2024, 07:16:32 PM »
Alabama had 25,000 students when he got there, and 80% of them were instate students.  Now Alabama has 40,000 students and 60% of them are out-of-state students. The biggest student recruiting weekends are football weekends. 

Just in core tuition dollars (before fees and other charges) that's $22,000 more per student per academic year for every out-of-state.



 

No doubt that it was a huge economic benefit for the University.  Probably a horrible decision for many of those kids to pay that much for an Alabama degree when almost all of them could have gotten just as good of an education for a fraction of the cost if they had stayed in-state.

Well I bet most of those out of state kids are from Florida and Mississippi, so maybe not.

Clearly you haven't heard about the great things DeSantis is doing with the school in Florida...

I posted about it on KSO earlier this week! crap is wild.


I thought was going to be about baseball

Uh, did you watch/listen?

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #152 on: January 12, 2024, 10:47:40 PM »
As a matter of fact, i did.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #153 on: January 13, 2024, 09:59:35 AM »
Ah, so you're doing the thing where you see or read something you don't like or disagree with then you're passive aggressive so we go back and forth until we get to the heart of what you're bothered by? You can have it, that was pretty clearly about the New College baseball team.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #154 on: January 15, 2024, 12:02:16 PM »
Ah, so you're doing the thing where you see or read something you don't like or disagree with then you're passive aggressive so we go back and forth until we get to the heart of what you're bothered by? You can have it, that was pretty clearly about the New College baseball team.

Not at all.

I thought it was going to roast Desantis about lying about being a baseball stud. It was about the culture war. Of course Desantis is being bonkers with his culture war stuff.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #155 on: January 15, 2024, 12:03:43 PM »
Ah, so you're doing the thing where you see or read something you don't like or disagree with then you're passive aggressive so we go back and forth until we get to the heart of what you're bothered by? You can have it, that was pretty clearly about the New College baseball team.

Not at all.

I thought it was going to roast Desantis about lying about being a baseball stud. It was about the culture war. Of course Desantis is being bonkers with his culture war stuff.

Hmm. It kinda sounds like you're just being super woke.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #156 on: January 15, 2024, 02:26:31 PM »
Ah, so you're doing the thing where you see or read something you don't like or disagree with then you're passive aggressive so we go back and forth until we get to the heart of what you're bothered by? You can have it, that was pretty clearly about the New College baseball team.

Not at all.

I thought it was going to roast Desantis about lying about being a baseball stud. It was about the culture war. Of course Desantis is being bonkers with his culture war stuff.

Hmm. It kinda sounds like you're just being super woke.

Another one falls victim to the woke mind virus smdh

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #157 on: January 15, 2024, 02:45:10 PM »
Ah, so you're doing the thing where you see or read something you don't like or disagree with then you're passive aggressive so we go back and forth until we get to the heart of what you're bothered by? You can have it, that was pretty clearly about the New College baseball team.

Not at all.

I thought it was going to roast Desantis about lying about being a baseball stud. It was about the culture war. Of course Desantis is being bonkers with his culture war stuff.

Hmm. It kinda sounds like you're just being super woke.

Another one falls victim to the woke mind virus smdh
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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #158 on: January 15, 2024, 06:04:56 PM »
Ah, so you're doing the thing where you see or read something you don't like or disagree with then you're passive aggressive so we go back and forth until we get to the heart of what you're bothered by? You can have it, that was pretty clearly about the New College baseball team.

Not at all.

I thought it was going to roast Desantis about lying about being a baseball stud. It was about the culture war. Of course Desantis is being bonkers with his culture war stuff.

My bad. There was a little of that at the very beginning.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #159 on: January 15, 2024, 08:35:41 PM »
I can’t tell if your back and forth banter is high level satire or not, but at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #160 on: January 16, 2024, 02:08:15 PM »
I can’t tell if your back and forth banter is high level satire or not, but at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

with me and MIR? Anytime I interact with him it's in good faith, he's the same with me. I'm not clever enough for high level satire

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #161 on: January 16, 2024, 09:07:01 PM »
so what’s next for saban?  i’d love for kelly ripa to fire her husband, mark consuelos, from Live with Kelly and Mark, and replace him with Saban.


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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #162 on: January 17, 2024, 07:01:00 AM »
It's a joy to watch Georgia, A&M, FSU, et al, pick on the carcass of the post-Saban Bama like vultures devouring a dead cape buffalo in the hot midday African sun.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #163 on: January 17, 2024, 08:29:51 AM »
so what’s next for saban?  i’d love for kelly ripa to fire her husband, mark consuelos, from Live with Kelly and Mark, and replace him with Saban.

i think he gets a fixer-upper type show on the Magnolia Network

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #164 on: January 17, 2024, 02:02:42 PM »
so what’s next for saban?  i’d love for kelly ripa to fire her husband, mark consuelos, from Live with Kelly and Mark, and replace him with Saban.

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« Reply #165 on: January 17, 2024, 02:58:25 PM »
so what’s next for saban?  i’d love for kelly ripa to fire her husband, mark consuelos, from Live with Kelly and Mark, and replace him with Saban.

i think he gets a fixer-upper type show on the Magnolia Network
“Savin’ with Saban” -join LHC Nick Saban as he works to rehabilitate blighted homes in the Tuscaloosa area.  Each week the legendary former head coach will rehabilitate a home slotted for demo and save a family from being destroyed.
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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #166 on: January 17, 2024, 03:46:02 PM »
so what’s next for saban?  i’d love for kelly ripa to fire her husband, mark consuelos, from Live with Kelly and Mark, and replace him with Saban.

i think he gets a fixer-upper type show on the Magnolia Network
“Savin’ with Saban” -join LHC Nick Saban as he works to rehabilitate blighted homes in the Tuscaloosa area.  Each week the legendary former head coach will rehabilitate a home slotted for demo and save a family from being destroyed.


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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #167 on: January 17, 2024, 05:26:06 PM »
"There is no way you can call that a good flashing install. First of all you didn't install the corner first, awright.  You didn't layer the shingles right on that backside over there, awright, and your kickouts are garbage.  You read those rat poison reviews from your previous jobs and now want me to say it's okay.  It ain't okay, so quit askin!"


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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #168 on: January 17, 2024, 06:13:00 PM »
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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #169 on: January 17, 2024, 09:37:47 PM »



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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #170 on: January 17, 2024, 09:42:30 PM »
Are those the poor residents or workers?
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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #171 on: January 18, 2024, 11:03:48 AM »
Is the one guy missing a leg?

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #172 on: January 18, 2024, 11:29:14 AM »
Is the one guy missing a leg?
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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #173 on: January 18, 2024, 11:46:39 AM »
I see Saban having a fishing show on the outdoor channel.

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Re: Nick Saban
« Reply #174 on: January 18, 2024, 12:03:16 PM »
I see Saban having a fishing show on the outdoor channel.

I think he's more of a golfer, but I suppose he could pull that off.