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Offline Frankenklein

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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #100 on: October 30, 2013, 10:27:22 PM »
Willie runs through some drywall
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #101 on: October 31, 2013, 12:09:43 AM »
Quote from: _33 on October 30, 2013, 06:51:30 PM
Willie runs up to the opposing mascot at midfield and extends his hand to shake hands, but when the opposing mascot goes to shake his hand he pulls it away and runs it through his hair (fur).

This, but instead Willie lets the opposing mascot shake his hand which is totally a fake arm with fake blood and everything.  The opposing mascot faints.
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« Reply #102 on: October 31, 2013, 08:24:09 AM »
It could start off with pre-recorded footage of the opposing team's mascot going in for an interview with big shot Willie. They could be all nervous and stuff and probably trip or something when they came in to meet him. Willie would probably find it adorable and a bit endearing and decide to help them out. After the awkward interview Willie would ask them to dinner at his place. He'd pick them up in his helicopter.

That's when the real helicopter would enter BSFS with Willie and the other mascot and land at midfield. Then Willie would take his shirt and tie off and lead them to the purple room of pain. He'd probably tie the other mascot up with his tie and bar its legs with a block of wood that said "family" on it. During this sordid ordeal, we'd play old footage on the jumbotron of other teams just dominating the cats portrayed as Willie's suppressed memories. Then Willie would finally untie the other mascot and they could hug and then they'd get married. The end.

Oh yeah, song is "no more tears."
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #103 on: October 31, 2013, 08:31:43 AM »
Hand buzzers and whoopee cushions...timeless classics.
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #104 on: October 31, 2013, 08:41:54 AM »
Quote from: yoEMAW on October 31, 2013, 08:24:09 AM
It could start off with pre-recorded footage of the opposing team's mascot going in for an interview with big shot Willie. They could be all nervous and stuff and probably trip or something when they came in to meet him. Willie would probably find it adorable and a bit endearing and decide to help them out. After the awkward interview Willie would ask them to dinner at his place. He'd pick them up in his helicopter.

That's when the real helicopter would enter BSFS with Willie and the other mascot and land at midfield. Then Willie would take his shirt and tie off and lead them to the purple room of pain. He'd probably tie the other mascot up with his tie and bar its legs with a block of wood that said "family" on it. During this sordid ordeal, we'd play old footage on the jumbotron of other teams just dominating the cats portrayed as Willie's suppressed memories. Then Willie would finally untie the other mascot and they could hug and then they'd get married. The end.

Oh yeah, song is "no more tears."

50 shades o' purp? is this spoilers?
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #105 on: October 31, 2013, 09:05:11 AM »
Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2013, 08:41:54 AM
Quote from: yoEMAW on October 31, 2013, 08:24:09 AM
It could start off with pre-recorded footage of the opposing team's mascot going in for an interview with big shot Willie. They could be all nervous and stuff and probably trip or something when they came in to meet him. Willie would probably find it adorable and a bit endearing and decide to help them out. After the awkward interview Willie would ask them to dinner at his place. He'd pick them up in his helicopter.

That's when the real helicopter would enter BSFS with Willie and the other mascot and land at midfield. Then Willie would take his shirt and tie off and lead them to the purple room of pain. He'd probably tie the other mascot up with his tie and bar its legs with a block of wood that said "family" on it. During this sordid ordeal, we'd play old footage on the jumbotron of other teams just dominating the cats portrayed as Willie's suppressed memories. Then Willie would finally untie the other mascot and they could hug and then they'd get married. The end.

Oh yeah, song is "no more tears."

50 shades o' purp? is this spoilers?

No worries, puni. This skit is based on a work of twilight fan fiction.
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #106 on: October 31, 2013, 09:31:41 AM »
I actually really like the slapstick angle.  Would love to see. 
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #107 on: October 31, 2013, 09:38:42 AM »
Willie mimes the minutes from the last K-State Athletics Inc. Board Meeting.

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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #108 on: October 31, 2013, 10:45:08 AM »
Quote from: sonofdaxjones on October 31, 2013, 09:38:42 AM
Willie mimes the minutes from the last K-State Athletics Inc. Board Meeting.

Would be 8 minutes of:   :kstategrad:

Ozzy song:  Flying High Again.
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #109 on: October 31, 2013, 11:23:19 AM »
Staring contest.  Video to come.
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #110 on: October 31, 2013, 01:22:22 PM »
Quote from: yoEMAW on October 31, 2013, 08:24:09 AM
It could start off with pre-recorded footage of the opposing team's mascot going in for an interview with big shot Willie. They could be all nervous and stuff and probably trip or something when they came in to meet him. Willie would probably find it adorable and a bit endearing and decide to help them out. After the awkward interview Willie would ask them to dinner at his place. He'd pick them up in his helicopter.

That's when the real helicopter would enter BSFS with Willie and the other mascot and land at midfield. Then Willie would take his shirt and tie off and lead them to the purple room of pain. He'd probably tie the other mascot up with his tie and bar its legs with a block of wood that said "family" on it. During this sordid ordeal, we'd play old footage on the jumbotron of other teams just dominating the cats portrayed as Willie's suppressed memories. Then Willie would finally untie the other mascot and they could hug and then they'd get married. The end.

Oh yeah, song is "no more tears."
Same sex marriage.  :surprised:
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #111 on: October 31, 2013, 01:23:49 PM »
just do what KC Wolf does.
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #112 on: November 11, 2013, 08:39:53 AM »
Quote from: yoEMAW on October 31, 2013, 09:05:11 AM
Quote from: puniraptor on October 31, 2013, 08:41:54 AM
Quote from: yoEMAW on October 31, 2013, 08:24:09 AM
It could start off with pre-recorded footage of the opposing team's mascot going in for an interview with big shot Willie. They could be all nervous and stuff and probably trip or something when they came in to meet him. Willie would probably find it adorable and a bit endearing and decide to help them out. After the awkward interview Willie would ask them to dinner at his place. He'd pick them up in his helicopter.

That's when the real helicopter would enter BSFS with Willie and the other mascot and land at midfield. Then Willie would take his shirt and tie off and lead them to the purple room of pain. He'd probably tie the other mascot up with his tie and bar its legs with a block of wood that said "family" on it. During this sordid ordeal, we'd play old footage on the jumbotron of other teams just dominating the cats portrayed as Willie's suppressed memories. Then Willie would finally untie the other mascot and they could hug and then they'd get married. The end.

Oh yeah, song is "no more tears."

50 shades o' purp? is this spoilers?

No worries, puni. This skit is based on a work of twilight fan fiction.

LOL
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #113 on: November 11, 2013, 11:46:44 AM »
Willie goes to midfield to meet the opposing mascot and buys him a cup of chicken nuggets. During this exchange John Currie parachutes in from a helicopter overhead painted like a harley. When JC lands he handcuffs willie and tries to drag him off the field. During the struggle willie takes off his head to reveal he is Nick Lachey. JC immediately releases willie and stomps on the other mascot's head. Everyone parties while "Welcome to the jungle" plays.
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #114 on: November 11, 2013, 12:07:36 PM »
Willie points and laughs at a shirtless Batt BcKee
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #115 on: November 11, 2013, 10:18:05 PM »
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #116 on: November 11, 2013, 10:22:43 PM »
Quote from: _33 on November 11, 2013, 10:18:05 PM
Well…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O4LwRXnAno&feature=youtu.be
It looked pretty safe and the end result is the same (sans seizure), plus it probably costs less than our usual skits (provided the toad didn't gouge us) so that's more of our $11 million profit lining our pockets....
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #117 on: November 11, 2013, 10:37:02 PM »
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #118 on: November 11, 2013, 10:52:34 PM »
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« Reply #119 on: November 11, 2013, 11:00:04 PM »
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #120 on: November 11, 2013, 11:05:29 PM »
Quote from: _33 on November 11, 2013, 10:18:05 PM
Well…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O4LwRXnAno&feature=youtu.be

Just as long as KSU never plays a school with a Weimeraner as a mascot.  That is a staring content you just can't win (well, without cheating, that is).
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #121 on: November 12, 2013, 12:27:17 AM »
that's a really funny idea, _33.  the video was great too.
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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #122 on: November 12, 2013, 07:18:37 AM »
They keep the same skit premise, but Willie sneaks up behind the mascot really quietly, beckoning the entire crowd to be quiet. Willie then taps the mascot on the shoulder and when the mascot turns around.... Oh boy! Willie make it look like he is saying ROAR really loudly and a lion's roar is played at 120 dB over the speakers! The other mascot does his best impression of a fainting goat and then that new song Roar really old awesome Ozzy song starts to play over the speakers for about a minute while one of the vet students stabilizes the other Mascot and then they load the mascot on a stretcher and remove him from the field while Willie runs crazy for a little bit before stopping at midfield and doing the KSU Wildcats cheer!


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Re: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!
« Reply #123 on: November 12, 2013, 09:48:00 AM »
how come none of you idiots can understand it has to be an ozzy song not some stupid katy perry song...?
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