i think willie should come out as different professional wrestler personalities every home game. like, say this weekend willie comes out in a purple and white tank that says "EMAWmania" across the chest. and he comes out to "i am a real american" and fake clotheslines a floodaggie who "stolen" the key's to willie's tractor, cuz FARMAGEDON, and then willie leg drops the flood aggie, does the ksu qatz chant, but for the last part puts his foot on the flood aggie's chest for the fist pump wild cats!
and then he exits in to the student section to party rock for SWP.
Can't wait to see The Undertaker skit! 
american badass era of the undertaker is for harley day. you're going to love this, erii.
the voice of the POWL asks everyone to stand for our ceremony of allegiance, or whatever that stupid thing is called. then, when it's dead quiet you hear "rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', eff you" over the pa system and all of the harley engines fire up, "vroom, vroom, vroomeo". after all the hawgs circle bsfs, the opposing team's mascot runs out to midfield with a commie flag (doesn't matter what country, the don't even have to practice communism, all that matters is that 'mericans hate them). while the opposing mascot is trying to rile up the crowd, with his back turned to willie, willie dismounts his hawg, struts over to the mascot, calmly taps him on the shoulder and then CHOKESLAM on the powercat. followed by a ksu qatz cheer and then willie lets his babe drive his hawg off because he has party rockin' in the student section to do to SWP.
