Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!

[hatingfrancisco]

video board skit of lab coated willie inventing shrink ray over in the basement of cardwell hall

willie shrinks enemy mascot to 3.75' gi joe figure size

in the stadium willie loads the miniature enemy mascot (just a fake one of course!) into a rocket then the rocket blasts off and out of the stadium

K S U Wildcats Cheer!
ozzy song!

Seal the deal!  Which Ozzy song?!?

[yoga-like_abana]

I think they should let a live goat run in the stadium. willie tackles it and then guts that sonuvabitch then 5 lucky fans are picked to go up to the suites where willie will prepare the goat meat and cook it for them

[puniraptor]

video board skit of lab coated willie inventing shrink ray over in the basement of cardwell hall

willie shrinks enemy mascot to 3.75' gi joe figure size

in the stadium willie loads the miniature enemy mascot (just a fake one of course!) into a rocket then the rocket blasts off and out of the stadium

K S U Wildcats Cheer!
ozzy song!

Seal the deal!  Which Ozzy song?!?

BARK AT THE MOON!

[hatingfrancisco]

video board skit of lab coated willie inventing shrink ray over in the basement of cardwell hall

willie shrinks enemy mascot to 3.75' gi joe figure size

in the stadium willie loads the miniature enemy mascot (just a fake one of course!) into a rocket then the rocket blasts off and out of the stadium

K S U Wildcats Cheer!
ozzy song!

Seal the deal!  Which Ozzy song?!?

BARK AT THE MOON!

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

we should just all recite the #1Cat pledge for our pregame skit instead of hurting others

hey idiot clams head- none of your ideas have mascots or one person winning and losing. maybe stick to high school mentoring/pussifying america. this thread is for true ksu visionaries.

[EMAWmeister]

POWL tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire with Willie guitar solo and power towels.

I'm not sure why the mods didn't lock the thread after this post.

BAAAAADEEEEYAAAAAH! SAY DO YOU REMEMBAH

["storm"nut]

Willie zip lining down from the press box with fireworks, smoke, and lasers (pew pew pew).  While zipping toward the midfield powercat, War Pigs blares as loud as possible.  Upon reaching the field, Willie instantly starts the K-S-U chant.  Aww, who am I kidding......Clams' meatloaf idea is where it's at.

two words

Owen Hart

["storm"nut]

Think he should tackle in-animate objects. Start with healthcare.gov web servers.

[The Big Train]

Think he should tackle in-animate objects. Start with healthcare.gov web servers.

Don't you dare bring that crap in here. 

["storm"nut]

Think he should tackle in-animate objects. Start with healthcare.gov web servers.

Don't you dare bring that crap in here. 

Thought it was universally hated so safe?

[ShellShock]

I've actually always wanted to see Willie rappel down onto the powercat on the 50 in BSFS from a blackhawk on Ft. Riley day...

Side note: During the Prince Era, the single most awesome pregame that got me the most jacked up before a game was when the HumV's drove in and just unloaded rounds and rounds of shells before the game down by Vanier. Wish we still were able to pull that one off...

[Cartierfor3]

Have like 500 Willies, all in a royal rumble cage match. Last Willie standing does KSU chant while the other 499 go to the hospital

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Have like 500 Willies, all in a royal rumble cage match. Last Willie standing does KSU chant while the other 499 go to the hospital

8 minutes, cartier. theyre going to need tazers.

[yoEMAW]

They should all start with some stock footage played on the jumbotron of willie blasting the other teams mascot with the crazy train intro. A highlight video of Willie's greatest hits so to speak. Once that's done, load the lifeless body (mannequin/prop) into a giant catapult and tow it out to center field with the champion tiny tractor or whatever the latest champion vehicle is. Then, Willie can get the crowd amped up and taunt them with the big lever until he finally puts the hammer down and launches that son of a bitch into the student section/NEZ or wherever. Probably have "shot in the dark" play at this point and go straight into the K-S-U chant. 

Something like this:

[Cartierfor3]

Have like 500 Willies, all in a royal rumble cage match. Last Willie standing does KSU chant while the other 499 go to the hospital

8 minutes, cartier. theyre going to need tazers.

Ok knock it back to just 6 Willies in a cage match

[chum1]

Shoot Willie in the nuts with a paintball gun whilst two baby alligators dangle from his nipples by their teeth.

[chum1]

And then shoot him with a taser and push him over while he's riding in a shopping cart.

[The Big Train]

Shoot Willie in the nuts with a paintball gun whilst two baby alligators dangle from his nipples by their teeth.

And then shoot him with a taser and push him over while he's riding in a shopping cart.

[star seed 7]

And then shoot him with a taser and push him over while he's riding in a shopping cart.

STAPLE HIS BUTTCHEEKS SHUT 

[Emo EMAW]

And then shoot him with a taser and push him over while he's riding in a shopping cart.

STAPLE HIS BUTTCHEEKS SHUT 

Powercat tattoo whilst riding a John Deere really fast over some terraces!

[DQ12]

Clams should major in marketing next year.  It's threads like these where he really shines.

[SkinnyBenny]

Junction Boys



Travis Reynolds and Quentin Buchanan and Willie the Wildcat operate a Jimmy Johns franchise in their hometown.

[Big Sam]

I am old and thus lack creativity.  However, there must be some things involved to get people revved for the game.

1) Napalm
2) Big-A$$ed Explosions (can involve the Napalm, but don't have to if you want extra insanity).
3) Ozzy song should go back to Sabbath days (Iron Man, War Pigs, something heavy - no MTV Ozzy wearing make-up to look *sexy?* like he did in the 80s/90s).

Carry on.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I am old and thus lack creativity.  However, there must be some things involved to get people revved for the game.

1) Napalm
2) Big-A$$ed Explosions (can involve the Napalm, but don't have to if you want extra insanity).
3) Ozzy song should go back to Sabbath days (Iron Man, War Pigs, something heavy - no MTV Ozzy wearing make-up to look *sexy?* like he did in the 80s/90s).

Carry on.

all v. dumb ideas, imo. i like the chess idea tho.

[Trim]

Rules are made to be broken.

NO opposing mascot or any reference to the other team at all.  We're rough ridin' EMAW.  The opponent is irrelevant and should be discarded as such.

I'm not sure about the skit aspect, but I'd like for the climax to be where "Willie" removes the head to reveal the celebrity guest Willie of the week who then leads the K-S-U chant.  For continuity, first game's celebritEMAW will be the Prince of Darkness himself.