Author Topic: Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here! (Read 15397 times)

slobber · « **Reply #75 on:** October 30, 2013, 09:38:26 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 29, 2013, 11:08:55 PM

Something raw and very sexual

Naked, blind-folded chess with pottery in the background.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #76 on:** October 30, 2013, 09:41:43 AM »

Quote from: dobber on October 30, 2013, 09:38:26 AM

Quote from: Limestone on October 29, 2013, 11:08:55 PM
Something raw and very sexual
Naked, blind-folded chess with pottery in the background.

Still wet pottery on the spinning table thing. Very Ghost-esque.

massofcatfan · « **Reply #77 on:** October 30, 2013, 09:44:46 AM »

i vote for shrink ray/rocket.

do we still play the walking dead music? if so then start OU game with: STOOPS has eye patch as governor and all other traitors (venzy/baby stoops/mangino) are zombies. disembowelment followed by bonfire to dispose of their bodies followed by Willie peeing on their skulls followed by k-s-u WILDCATS! maybe an OU recruiting helicopter buzzes stadium and goes down in east parking lot for atmosphere (no actual live humans on board maybe effigy of kansan blake bell hanging from copter though)

GRAND FINALE: willie realizes he has been infected! and transforms to new KSU BIOHAZARD mascot!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #78 on:** October 30, 2013, 01:59:03 PM »

Someone brings out a row of corn. The opposing team's mascot looks over them, takes some notes, and hands the notes to a panel of judges. The judges look over his notes, and on the jumbotron they show his (or her) score. It's a 7.

Willie looks over the row of corn, takes some notes, and hands the notes to a panel of judges. The judges look over his notes, and on the jumbotron they show Willie's score........A 10!! HE GOT A 10!!! WILLIE (AND THEREFORE K-STATE) WINS!!!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #79 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:01:05 PM »

Two piles of quarter-sized tractor pieces are on the field. Willie and the opposing team's mascot run out to their respective piles. Willie starts piecing it together with ease while the other mascot looks dumbfounded. After 30 seconds of mayhem, Willie holds up his perfectly constructed quarter-sized tractor. The other mascot holds up a pile of quarter-sized tractor pieces, not even constructed at all. WILLIE (AND THEREFORE K-STATE) WINS!!!!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #80 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:03:11 PM »

Willie and the opposing mascot rush to the field. They meet at the 50 yard line and start having a discussion in front of a panel of judges. Willie really puts the other mascot in his place. After 30 seconds or so of a very intense debate, the judges stop them. They discuss. Everyone in the stands looks at the jumbotron in suspense. The judges share their results. WILLIE (AND THEREFORE K-STATE) WINS!!!

puniraptor · « **Reply #81 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:04:17 PM »

#TITLETOWN

kso_FAN · « **Reply #82 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:07:11 PM »

Stevesie has really good ideas.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #83 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:14:01 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on October 30, 2013, 09:36:38 AM

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on October 30, 2013, 08:16:28 AM
Quote from: Metalhead on October 29, 2013, 11:50:41 PM
i think willie should come out as different professional wrestler personalities every home game. like, say this weekend willie comes out in a purple and white tank that says "EMAWmania" across the chest. and he comes out to "i am a real american" and fake clotheslines a floodaggie who "stolen" the key's to willie's tractor, cuz FARMAGEDON, and then willie leg drops the flood aggie, does the ksu qatz chant, but for the last part puts his foot on the flood aggie's chest for the fist pump wild cats!

and then he exits in to the student section to party rock for SWP.

Can't wait to see The Undertaker skit!

american badass era of the undertaker is for harley day. you're going to love this, erii.

the voice of the POWL asks everyone to stand for our ceremony of allegiance, or whatever that stupid thing is called. then, when it's dead quiet you hear "rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', eff you" over the pa system and all of the harley engines fire up, "vroom, vroom, vroomeo". after all the hawgs circle bsfs, the opposing team's mascot runs out to midfield with a commie flag (doesn't matter what country, the don't even have to practice communism, all that matters is that 'mericans hate them). while the opposing mascot is trying to rile up the crowd, with his back turned to willie, willie dismounts his hawg, struts over to the mascot, calmly taps him on the shoulder and then CHOKESLAM on the powercat. followed by a ksu qatz cheer and then willie lets his babe drive his hawg off because he has party rockin' in the student section to do to SWP.

What about the Stone Cold one where he just crushes a couple Buds and then gives the opposing mascot the stunner before heading to the student section to do SWP?

slobber · « **Reply #84 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:18:14 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on October 30, 2013, 02:07:11 PM

Stevesie has really good ideas.

Can't wait for the fishing and horsing installments!

puniraptor · « **Reply #85 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:19:45 PM »

Quote from: dobber on October 30, 2013, 02:18:14 PM

Quote from: ksu_FAN on October 30, 2013, 02:07:11 PM
Stevesie has really good ideas.
Can't wait for the fishing and horsing installments!

maybe save the soil judging one for next years family reunion

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #86 on:** October 30, 2013, 02:35:58 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on October 30, 2013, 02:07:11 PM

Stevesie has really good ideas.

topical, as well. i like playing to our strengths.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #87 on:** October 30, 2013, 03:01:22 PM »

Two Willies come out and two of the opposing mascots come out. They have fishing poles. John Currie rushes to the field and takes away one of the Willies. Only one is left, but there are still two of the other mascot! He's outnumbered by 200%!! The competition starts. Willie is just reeling in fish after fish. The other dorks are unable to keep up, pulling in a whopping 0. A horn blows. The competition is over. WILLIE (AND THEREFORE K-STATE) WINS!!!

puniraptor · « **Reply #88 on:** October 30, 2013, 03:07:15 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 30, 2013, 03:01:22 PM

Two Willies come out and two of the opposing mascots come out. They have fishing poles. John Currie rushes to the field and takes away one of the Willies. Only one is left, but there are still two of the other mascot! He's outnumbered by 200%!! The competition starts. Willie is just reeling in fish after fish. The other dorks are unable to keep up, pulling in a whopping 0. A horn blows. The competition is over. WILLIE (AND THEREFORE K-STATE) WINS!!!

this one is just totally extra mustard because we get the double your fun pleasure of booing LAD LAD John Currie.

puniraptor · « **Reply #89 on:** October 30, 2013, 03:09:57 PM »

What if one year we don't win as many TITLES in TITLETOWN as we have home football games?!

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #90 on:** October 30, 2013, 03:16:50 PM »

The Bullet Trick as performed by Penn and Teller. Willie and the other mascot shoot a bullet at each other, catching it with their teeth.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #91 on:** October 30, 2013, 03:20:02 PM »

Willie gets told that he can't tackle the Iowa State mascot by some old lady in an "I voted for Obama" t-shirt. Willie decides that the lady is correct and then gives the cyclone person a big hug, then depantses him and everyone in the stadium sees his LHC Bill Snyder boxer briefs.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #92 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:11:38 PM »

The opposing mascot comes out to the crowd's booing. Willie comes in,

's the crowd, hugs the opposing mascot, and offers him a comfortable place with a good view to take in the game. #stopbullying

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #93 on:** October 30, 2013, 04:58:03 PM »

At midfield is a kill room all set up with plastic and the opposing mascot is wrapped up in plastic on the table.
Then Willie walks in wearing his brown henley shirt and black leather gloves and picks up his knife to kill the other mascot....

But suddenly changes his mind and walks out of the stadium...

And then we see on the jumbotron that Willie has gone off to be a lumberjack, staring eerily into the camera.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #94 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:27:05 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 30, 2013, 04:58:03 PM

At midfield is a kill room all set up with plastic and the opposing mascot is wrapped up in plastic on the table.
Then Willie walks in wearing his brown henley shirt and black leather gloves and picks up his knife to kill the other mascot....

But suddenly changes his mind and walks out of the stadium...

And then we see on the jumbotron that Willie has gone off to be a lumberjack, staring eerily into the camera.

I hope this isn't a Dexter spoiler…...

_33 · « **Reply #95 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:51:30 PM »

Willie runs up to the opposing mascot at midfield and extends his hand to shake hands, but when the opposing mascot goes to shake his hand he pulls it away and runs it through his hair (fur).

_33 · « **Reply #96 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:54:38 PM »

Willie points at something on the opposing mascots shirt, as if he has spilled something on his shirt and is unaware, and when the opposing mascot looks down Willie quickly moves his hand upward and lightly bops the opposing mascot on the nose.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #97 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:57:48 PM »

Willie takes a crap in a litter box where the opposing teams mascot is laying. He's laying there cause he thought it was a beach and he was doing snow angels in it, but he was wrong on the beach thing, WAY rough ridin' WRONG!

_33 · « **Reply #98 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:58:44 PM »

Willie and the opposing mascot play catch with a football, then Willie tells the opposing mascot to go long and he does, willie motions with his hand for him to keep going so the opposing mascot is running way out there and then willie doesn't throw it, but instead turns and laughs with some friends.

OlatheWildcat · « **Reply #99 on:** October 30, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »

The opposing mascot runs out to center field, takes a crap on the American flag, and Willie and Ted Nugent run out and shoot the opposing mascot with a crossbow.