Pitch Your NEW Willie Skit Ideas Here!

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

hey guys, just got off the phone with currie over at the ath departo. i was complaining about my dear friend (dressed as mountain man for wvu on saturday) getting drilled like rihanna at midfield by willie the wildcat. he said basically the system is in the process of being changed but there are some limitations as to what he and his staff can do because everyone loves watching a dude get tackled at midfield and its the number one ticket seller. he basically asked "what would you have me do? what skit can we replace the tackling with?" anyways, i couldnt think of much so i figured id come here for help because i saw some ideas in another thread. here are the guidelines for the skit:

1- 8 minutes max for the duration of the skit (not including willie traveling into stadium on train on jumbotron)
2- must include willie the wildcat and another person/prop that represents the visiting team
3- oscar weber has to remain the head basketball coach for the duration of the skit
4- an ozzy osbourne song must be playing before and after the skit. it doesnt have to be crazy train...
5- willies costume can change but he still has to wear the helmet otherwise his true identity (spoiler: hes not a real cat) will be revealed
6- willie has to win. the other teams representative has to lose
7- willie cant cause physical harm to the other teams representative unless both parties are wearing helmet

thats pretty much it, you guys. 7 rules.

post here your skit ideas and then ill pitch the top 3 to the athletic department so my friend doesnt end up with less brain cells than collin klein (just some insider kstate humor there. i like collin!)

[slobber]

Eight minutes of Chess, ending in CHECKMATE MOTHER ROUGH RIDER!

[ShellShock]

Willie runs out from Vanier and tackles a fake mascot.

[The Big Train]

Willie runs out from Vanier and tackles a fake mascot.

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Willie runs out from Vanier and tackles a fake mascot.

helmets?

[pissclams]

willie's meatloaf session

every week, join willie at midfield while he prepares a unique and interesting new meatloaf recipe.  the week's opposing mascot will participate as well by preparing a side dish to be served with willie's meatloaf!  put on your seatbelt though because the fun is just beginning- upon completion of the meatloaf dinner, willie will serve the loaf and side dish to one pair of lucky Cat fans before the game! 

submit your recipe ideas to @williesloaf, maybe one day willie will be making your meatloaf for the wildcat nation to salivate over!  go cats!

[Cartierfor3]

Two words: Bolloywood Dancing.

[MadCat]

POWL tribute to Earth, Wind and Fire with Willie guitar solo and power towels.

[steve dave]

harley day err'day

[slobber]

Two words: Bolloywood Dancing. CHECK MATE

[kso_FAN]

Build a track around the field and have Willie compete against the opposing mascot in a 1600 meter run.

[pissclams]

Two words: Bolloywood Dancing.

i like the idea of dancing.  and i like taking it beyond bollywood. 

WILLIE'S DANCE CREW
each week, join willie at midfield as he and the pride of wildcat land attempt to set the Guinness book of world's record for simultaneous participants in the macarena dance during a pregame skit!  but hold on because the fun doesn't stop there- when willie's dance crew does break the record, they will continue each week to continue and try to break their own record, in the following weeks!

HEEEEEYYYYYY MACARENA!!!!

[XocolateThundarr]

Willie zip lining down from the press box with fireworks, smoke, and lasers (pew pew pew).  While zipping toward the midfield powercat, War Pigs blares as loud as possible.  Upon reaching the field, Willie instantly starts the K-S-U chant.  Aww, who am I kidding......Clams' meatloaf idea is where it's at. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

007 goldeneye off-

willie and other mascot go to midfield with n64 controllers in their hand. boom. base drops.

da da dunn dunn da dun dunnnnn. da be da ba... ba da baaaaaa. james bond 007 goldeye plays over the loud speakers. willie choosers his character (007 james bond) and the opposing mascot is forced to choose natasha. the two play an 8 minute game (long as allowed by adjc). except heres the kicker! natasha is rigged to do slaps only a willie has got a glock and body armor. no way he loses!!

do a different level every time to switch it up so the fans dont get bored.

[hatingfrancisco]

Meat Goat bulldogging competition.  All wear helmets (including meatgoats)

[Emo EMAW]

Laser tag and when the opposing mascot gets hit he falls to the ground and convulses like in that scene from Big.  Then, CHOPSTICKS!

[hatingfrancisco]

Laser tag and when the opposing mascot gets hit he falls to the ground and convulses like in that scene from Big.  Then, CHOPSTICKS!

too soon

[The Big Train]

Chipotle burrito eating contest where willie always wins(probably because his mouth is much bigger) then he shoves the other mascot over(onto a really big pillow) and then he throws the remainder of the other mascots burrito at him.  Then K-S-U Wildcats chant.

[Cartierfor3]

Guys, we should get rid of the awkward human body/mascot head Willie and go back to a live mascot, that just sits on the sideline looking intimidatingly at the other team.

And a "Wildcat" is limitless. Is a lion a wildcat? It's wild, its a cat, so yes. Tiger? You bet. Wild and cat.

Maybe build cages (open air on top, dug in about 8 feet into the track) in the South End Zone for 6 species of Wildcat that become our new mascot team.

We can keep the KSU cheer but let one of the big cat stilt guys take over it.

[puniraptor]

video board training montage of kung fu willie carrying water buckets on a stick up his back up the hill to recieve training the mystical arts by all powerful sensei arthur brown

in stadium remote controlled giant effigy of enemy mascot

willie flys into stadium on a wire and slices enemy mascot in half with a katana

[sonofdaxjones]

Reenactment of the Discovery of Manhattan and the Founding of Bluemont College that was to become The Kansas State University.  Faux Lazy River serving as the Kansas (Kaw) River.

Issac Goodnow:  Willie Wildcat

Joe Denison:  Kirk Schulz

Sam Pomeroy:  John Currie

Other cast members TBD

[Cartierfor3]

Reenactment of the Discovery of Manhattan and the Founding of Bluemont College and was to become The Kansas State University at midfield.  Faux Lazy River serving as the Kansas (Kaw) River.

Issac Goodnow:  Willie Wildcat

Joe Denison:  Kirk Schulz

Sam Pomeroy:  John Currie

Other cast members TBD

Include Bosco as like the smartest professor at Bluemont College or something

[hatingfrancisco]

Reenactment of the Discovery of Manhattan and the Founding of Bluemont College that was to become The Kansas State University.  Faux Lazy River serving as the Kansas (Kaw) River.

Issac Goodnow:  Willie Wildcat

Joe Denison:  Kirk Schulz

Sam Pomeroy:  John Currie

Other cast members TBD

Nice to see you put some thought into this.  But seriously, what Ozzie song is going to play over this?  Mama I'm coming home maybe.  but that's a stretch.

[pissclams]

we should just all recite the #1Cat pledge for our pregame skit instead of hurting others

[puniraptor]

video board skit of lab coated willie inventing shrink ray over in the basement of cardwell hall

willie shrinks enemy mascot to 3.75' gi joe figure size

in the stadium willie loads the miniature enemy mascot (just a fake one of course!) into a rocket then the rocket blasts off and out of the stadium

K S U Wildcats Cheer!
ozzy song!