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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #50 on: October 16, 2013, 02:15:12 PM »
You wanna see something funny? Look up Ben Ji in 5 years.

5 years ago ben ji was a scrawny 11 year old, currently I'm a starting linebacker on the JV team and in line to be a starter next year. I can only imagine how much awesomer I will be after another 5 years in the weight room. Should be around 220lbs of ripped steel by then.

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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2013, 02:16:12 PM »
fight me, ben ji.

Bruh, I went to state last year in wrestling AS A SOPHMORE. I would toss you around like the trash cans you toss around on your day job as a janitor.

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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #52 on: October 16, 2013, 02:16:31 PM »
You wanna see something funny? Look up Ben Ji in 5 years.

5 years ago ben ji was a scrawny 11 year old, currently I'm a starting linebacker on the JV team and in line to be a starter next year. I can only imagine how much awesomer I will be after another 5 years in the weight room. Should be around 220lbs of ripped steel by then.

I doubt you have the discipline needed.

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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #53 on: October 16, 2013, 02:16:31 PM »
no doubt in my mind ben ji has a std.
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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #54 on: October 16, 2013, 02:21:08 PM »
no doubt in my mind ben ji has a std.

LOL, my step dad Tim tried to tell me the same thing after I boinked my homecoming date.

You old farts are just pissed you only get some action after buying your hag wifes some stupid present for their birthday or anniversary.

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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #55 on: October 16, 2013, 02:22:37 PM »
no doubt in my mind ben ji has a std.

LOL, my step dad Tim tried to tell me the same thing after I boinked my homecoming date.

You old farts are just pissed you only get some action after buying your hag wifes some stupid present for their birthday or anniversary.
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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #56 on: October 16, 2013, 02:26:37 PM »
I weep for the future of this country once little punks like Ben Ji are old enough to vote.


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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #57 on: October 16, 2013, 02:31:34 PM »
I weep for the future of this country once little punks like Ben Ji are old enough to vote.

Maybe if you let Miles throw down some monster Lebron esque dunks he wouldn't secret resent you?

Sheesh, parents are so stupid!

Don't do this! Don't do that! Do your homework! Stop playing video games! BLAH. BLAH. BLAH.

Whatever dudes, school is out and football practice was canceled because of some heat index thing. I'm gonna go play some video games.

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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #58 on: October 16, 2013, 02:43:54 PM »
they need to give you kids some salt pills and send you back onto the gridiron and make men out of you

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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #59 on: October 16, 2013, 02:57:00 PM »
You wanna see something funny? Look up Ben Ji in 5 years.

It won't be funny and it won't be pretty thats for sure. Ben Ji is going to be strung out on dope at some art institute wonderin' why he doesn't have enough money to drive a fancy car. Nobody is going to have the heart to tell him that its because his parents let him play the halo all night and party during his schooling and he doesn't have any drive at all to succeed because of it. And this country will feed him because that's what we do even though he hates those of us who get up and WORK for a living so so he can be a bum. It makes me sick.
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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #60 on: October 16, 2013, 04:40:03 PM »
I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.

Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.
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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #61 on: October 16, 2013, 04:45:36 PM »
I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.

Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.

i remember when golden corral didnt have fat people everywhere. sure was nice...
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #62 on: October 16, 2013, 04:53:12 PM »
I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.

Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.

i remember when golden corral didnt have fat people everywhere. sure was nice...

It sure was. I went to Walmart just last night and there was a big lady driving around the scooter with a child who had to be at least eight years old sitting in the bin. It's bad enough that this lady is too fat and lazy to walk around for a few minutes, but to deprive the child of exercise too should just be criminal.
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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #63 on: October 16, 2013, 06:23:44 PM »
i agree with everything about this thread except the irony.
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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #64 on: October 16, 2013, 07:01:09 PM »
I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.

Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.

i remember when golden corral didnt have fat people everywhere. sure was nice...

It sure was. I went to Walmart just last night and there was a big lady driving around the scooter with a child who had to be at least eight years old sitting in the bin. It's bad enough that this lady is too fat and lazy to walk around for a few minutes, but to deprive the child of exercise too should just be criminal.
I refuse to believe such a time ever existed, this thread has gone too far.

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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #65 on: October 16, 2013, 08:48:05 PM »
My kid has no books in his backpack. Just an ipad you paid for with your taxes.  :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

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« Reply #66 on: October 16, 2013, 08:54:41 PM »
My 5th grader had his final night of CYO basketball tryouts last night, and when his coach called I told him that I couldn't believe my son had made the team.  He suddenly got serious and said "oh, well everyone makes a team. Your son Andrew is on the Double C team". DOUBLE C TEAM?!?!?!? Is that like the wheelchair league? Back in my day, if coach didn't think your fundamentals were sharp enough, he cut your ass and by god you made sure they were better by next year.  You know how Michael Jordan got so good?  He got cut from the team in high school. CUT FROM THE TEAM.


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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #67 on: October 16, 2013, 11:35:16 PM »
I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.

Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.

Fatness is the biggest challenge this country will ever face.

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Re: Kids these days
« Reply #68 on: October 17, 2013, 09:23:06 AM »
I took the family to Golder Corral a few days ago and and there were these fat kids just playing in the chocolate fountain. They had chocolate all over their face, arms, and clothes and they were just a lickin' it up and goin' in for more. And I don't mean fat as in could stand to lose a few pounds, but fat as in had to waddle around. I asked them where their parents were and told them to stop getting their germs all over the food. They told me I wasn't their boss and pointed to their parents. I told them that they had better find a boss soon or they were going to be in for a hard life.

Oh, and sure enough, their parents were fat and walking around in gym shorts and sweat pants. What is America coming to? People have no sense of pride or dignity any more.

How many fat high schoolers do you see these days? hint- NOT AS MANY AS ALL YOU FAT 45 YEAR OLDS.

Fatness is the biggest challenge this country will ever face.