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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2013, 05:30:00 PM »
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2013, 05:32:48 PM »

too bad the human didn't give him one of these guys  :comeatme:

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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2013, 05:35:48 PM »
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #28 on: October 11, 2013, 05:37:18 PM »

too bad the human didn't give him one of these guys  :comeatme:

The human's totally mocking him tho and the bear's too stupid to notice.
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #29 on: October 11, 2013, 05:37:39 PM »
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2013, 05:38:19 PM »
Plus, just look at that fat rough rider.  Do you even lift bear?  Obviously the answer is no. 
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2013, 05:39:13 PM »

:lol: That reminds me when Arthur/Kibble did that that to RGIII at the end of that one game. :lol:
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2013, 05:47:53 PM »


This fits here

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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2013, 06:02:10 PM »


This fits here

Goddamn that's perfect.   I just crap in my Zubaz.  Guess that's as prepared as my anus gets.
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2013, 06:25:39 PM »
You don't tell us what to do! It was already prepared tons anyway rough rider!

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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2013, 06:38:09 PM »
The only thing my anus is more prepared for than an x-rated bear mauling is a wildcat victory field rushing.

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Re: Prepare thy anus
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2013, 06:51:03 PM »

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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2013, 06:58:02 PM »
get a load of this naked dipshit:



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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2013, 06:58:54 PM »
get a load of this naked dipshit:



he was so creepy in donnie darko.
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2013, 06:59:20 PM »
get a load of this naked dipshit:



that's a giant naked black mole rat.  not a bear :nono:

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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2013, 07:01:08 PM »




The angle Barnett took on that play....

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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2013, 07:06:26 PM »
You guys remember that horrible, horrible video that someone posted that one time where the dude and the chick shot that bear and then had sex on it's corpse? 

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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2013, 07:10:59 PM »
You guys remember that horrible, horrible video that someone posted that one time where the dude and the chick shot that bear and then had sex on it's corpse? 

 :frown:

this is a family blog pete.
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2013, 07:12:09 PM »
You guys remember that horrible, horrible video that someone posted that one time where the dude and the chick shot that bear and then had sex on it's corpse? 

 :frown:

this is a family blog pete.

No question about it.   It was a really sad affair, to be certain.

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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2013, 07:33:47 PM »
TightieMcButtholes here, there is a reason I picked this name, no rape here.
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2013, 07:55:17 PM »
You guys remember that horrible, horrible video that someone posted that one time where the dude and the chick shot that bear and then had sex on it's corpse? 

 :frown:
SHAKE THAT BEAR
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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2013, 07:56:44 PM »
@purplebear must be very conflicted this week


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Re: Prepare thy anus
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2013, 08:00:49 PM »
get a load of this naked dipshit:



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