Author Topic: Prepare thy anus (Read 11736 times)

El Oso · « **on:** October 11, 2013, 04:57:56 PM »

In case any of you wanted to watch last year's to help get your anus prepared for this year:
First Half:
Second Half:

Mr Bread · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:01:34 PM »

What's a rape train? Maybe brakes would be pointless and that's why there aren't any.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:05:37 PM »

If you ever met a bear irl and were alone with it, it would rough ridin' kill you in a matter of seconds. Think about that.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:07:45 PM »

El Oso, if I ever meet you irl I'm going to kick your dick straight out the back of your bad person. Just because. Also you don't deserve good things.

MadCat · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:07:58 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:05:37 PM

If you ever met a bear irl and were alone with it, it would rough ridin' kill you in a matter of seconds. Think about that.

Would it rape you first?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:08:43 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on October 11, 2013, 05:07:58 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:05:37 PM
If you ever met a bear irl and were alone with it, it would rough ridin' kill you in a matter of seconds. Think about that.
Would it rape you first?

I'm positive it would not.

FranklyFrankYou · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:13:30 PM »

Bears wouldn't rape us you guys. It would just smash/slash us in the face once and we would be dead. No rape. At least no intentional rape

El Oso · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:15:16 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on October 11, 2013, 05:07:58 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:05:37 PM
If you ever met a bear irl and were alone with it, it would rough ridin' kill you in a matter of seconds. Think about that.
Would it rape you first?

yes, but only after it killed you.

As a Bear, the four step process spelling out the acronym R.A.P.E.R is
1. Roar
2. Assassinate
3. Pillage and Plunder Anuses
4. Eat food
5. Rinse and repeat

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:15:26 PM »

Mr Bread · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:17:03 PM »

MadCat · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:18:04 PM »

Mr Bread · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:20:12 PM »

I don't even know what that used to be.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:22:20 PM »

MadCat · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:23:12 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 11, 2013, 05:20:12 PM

I don't even know what that used to be.

Unprepared anus. That's what

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:23:18 PM »

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:24:13 PM »

Mr Bread · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:24:20 PM »

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:24:46 PM »

Brock Landers · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:25:00 PM »

RAWR!!!!!!

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:25:21 PM »

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:27:01 PM »

Mr Bread · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:27:09 PM »

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:27:46 PM »

FIGHT!!

FranklyFrankYou · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:28:45 PM »

Polar bears are the most badass bear by far. They say if a polar bear pursues you in the wild that there really isn't a way to stop them if u don't have a high caliber firearm.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2013, 05:29:52 PM »

Quote from: FranklyFrankYou on October 11, 2013, 05:28:45 PM

Polar bears are the most badass bear by far. They say if a polar bear pursues you in the wild that there really isn't a way to stop them if u don't have a high caliber firearm.

Baylor Polar Bears?