Author Topic: Prepare thy anus (Read 14364 times)

kslim · « **Reply #75 on:** October 11, 2013, 09:36:20 PM »

Has anyone else here used rape as a metaphor? Seems awful to joke about

Tobias · « **Reply #76 on:** October 11, 2013, 09:38:24 PM »

Quote from: kslimlb3 on October 11, 2013, 09:36:20 PM

Has anyone else here used rape as a metaphor? Seems awful to joke about

it's definitely near the top of my list of quick ways to tell if someone is a gigantic piece of crap

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #77 on:** October 11, 2013, 09:42:40 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on October 11, 2013, 09:38:24 PM

Quote from: kslimlb3 on October 11, 2013, 09:36:20 PM
Has anyone else here used rape as a metaphor? Seems awful to joke about

it's definitely near the top of my list of quick ways to tell if someone is a gigantic piece of crap

using the word "thy" is on my list too. so two big strikes is what i'm saying.

steve dave · « **Reply #78 on:** October 11, 2013, 09:43:46 PM »

this baylor guy loves telling us about his rapes and about how to get ready to have them. disgusting.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #79 on:** October 11, 2013, 09:49:31 PM »

My 7 year old daughter got on here to look up some pictures of Tyler Lockett, her favorite player. Well guess what. Now she won't stop asking me about rapes and anuses. What am I supposed to tell her?

meow meow · « **Reply #80 on:** October 11, 2013, 09:50:47 PM »

I don't know what's harder to get my head around...

1. The realization that Baylor has an actual team that could rape us

Or

2. That Baylor has fans

Trim · « **Reply #81 on:** October 11, 2013, 10:05:28 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 11, 2013, 09:49:31 PM

My 7 year old daughter got on here to look up some pictures of Tyler Lockett, her favorite player. Well guess what. Now she won't stop asking me about rapes and anuses. What am I supposed to tell her?

No idea. That's the tough thing about kids. They're not like houses where when a faucet leaks or something you can just move to a new one.

MadCat · « **Reply #82 on:** October 11, 2013, 10:12:06 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 11, 2013, 10:05:28 PM

Quote from: Stevesie60 on October 11, 2013, 09:49:31 PM
My 7 year old daughter got on here to look up some pictures of Tyler Lockett, her favorite player. Well guess what. Now she won't stop asking me about rapes and anuses. What am I supposed to tell her?

No idea. That's the tough thing about kids. They're not like houses where when a faucet leaks or something you can just move to a new one.

I think the onus is on El Oso to explain what he posted and why it is wrong...community service and all.

nicname · « **Reply #83 on:** October 11, 2013, 10:16:14 PM »

El Oso's church website.

Quote

Raped women are whores

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/tags.php?tag=raped+women+are+whores

These Baptists disgust me.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #84 on:** October 11, 2013, 10:51:47 PM »

We
Are raping
Conductors
Or something

Manalive1 · « **Reply #85 on:** October 12, 2013, 03:06:58 AM »

This whole thread is ridiculous.
No, El Oso should not have used rape as a metaphor.
No, he does not represent all Baylor fans. Just himself, like every other poster on any site does.
No, Landmark Baptist or whatever its name was is not a Baptist church, despite it's name. It appears to be a cult that's really messed up...much like Westboro.
Stop it with the Christian university stuff...religion is not considered regarding admittance to Baylor, and less than a third of Baylor students go to church anyway. It's a good place with plenty of great and not so great people, like anywhere else.

I think KState is awesome. I have a few friends from there and its my 2nd favorite school to root for in the Big 12. Cheers, and here's to a good game tomorrow!
Sic 'em.

Winters · « **Reply #86 on:** October 12, 2013, 04:51:00 AM »

Quote from: Manalive1 on October 12, 2013, 03:06:58 AM

This whole thread is ridiculous.
No, El Oso should not have used rape as a metaphor.
No, he does not represent all Baylor fans. Just himself, like every other poster on any site does.
No, Landmark Baptist or whatever its name was is not a Baptist church, despite it's name. It appears to be a cult that's really messed up...much like Westboro.
Stop it with the Christian university stuff...religion is not considered regarding admittance to Baylor, and less than a third of Baylor students go to church anyway. It's a good place with plenty of great and not so great people, like anywhere else.

I think KState is awesome. I have a few friends from there and its my 2nd favorite school to root for in the Big 12. Cheers, and here's to a good game tomorrow!
Sic 'em.

looks like my Baylor cousin made it to gE

steve dave · « **Reply #87 on:** October 12, 2013, 07:04:35 AM »

I think Baylor is disgusting and the color green is an idiot

CNS · « **Reply #88 on:** October 12, 2013, 08:40:28 AM »

I just sat down to play Sorry with my 6yrold and after setting up the game (I am the red plunger thingy) my son got real confrontational and said "Awwwwww yeeeeaaaaahh, time to get raped! Hope you prepared your anus!". Guys, he said he learned it here. What. The. eff!?!?!?!

wetwillie · « **Reply #89 on:** October 12, 2013, 08:43:54 AM »

That's it. I'm going to their blog and posting an off topic GIF of two girls one cup in one of their FB threads. Good luck explaining that to your kids, bears.

hornedfrog86 · « **Reply #90 on:** October 12, 2013, 08:50:17 AM »

They have not faced a defense
Hit their QB
Run the ball on methodical drive
Knock them off!

Go Purple!

I_have_purplewood · « **Reply #91 on:** October 12, 2013, 09:31:19 AM »

Quote from: hornedfrog86 on October 12, 2013, 08:50:17 AM

They have not faced a defense
Hit their QB
Run the ball on methodical drive
Knock them off!

Go Purple!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #92 on:** October 12, 2013, 09:48:37 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 11, 2013, 09:43:46 PM

this baylor guy loves telling us about his rapes and about how to get ready to have them. disgusting.

David Koresh is their most famous alum. Think about that for a minute or two.

Trim · « **Reply #93 on:** October 12, 2013, 10:16:42 AM »

The pitfalls of letting anybody post here.

Meanwhile, I've arranged a reserved spot for all wichipak'rs in tonight's "Take Back The Night" rally downtown. The 2:30 game lines up perfectly for us to grab some dinner on the walk over.

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #94 on:** October 12, 2013, 12:25:08 PM »

My roommate in college used to wake up still drunk from the night before and tell us to watch out because he was putting his rape boots on. I'm still not sure what that meant.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #95 on:** October 12, 2013, 01:30:17 PM »

Quote from: ksudeuce on October 12, 2013, 12:25:08 PM

My roommate in college used to wake up still drunk from the night before and tell us to watch out because he was putting his rape boots on. I'm still not sure what that meant.

you're not fooling anyone,you knew exactly what he meant

DQ12 · « **Reply #96 on:** October 12, 2013, 10:23:23 PM »

Quote from: hornedfrog86 on October 12, 2013, 08:50:17 AM

They have not faced a defense
Hit their QB
Run the ball on methodical drive
Knock them off!

Go Purple!

5-7-5, idiot. and besides, OU is haiku week.

Katpappy · « **Reply #97 on:** October 12, 2013, 10:30:39 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 12, 2013, 07:04:35 AM

I think Baylor is disgusting and the color green is an idiot

but those uni's.

Katpappy · « **Reply #98 on:** October 12, 2013, 10:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on October 12, 2013, 01:30:17 PM

Quote from: ksudeuce on October 12, 2013, 12:25:08 PM
My roommate in college used to wake up still drunk from the night before and tell us to watch out because he was putting his rape boots on. I'm still not sure what that meant.
you're not fooling anyone,you knew exactly what he meant

The boots are good, just in case you fall in and the boots are handy for walking thru crap.

BUFan88 · « **Reply #99 on:** October 13, 2013, 11:09:34 PM »

Quote from: CNS on October 12, 2013, 08:40:28 AM

I just sat down to play Sorry with my 6yrold and after setting up the game (I am the red plunger thingy) my son got real confrontational and said "Awwwwww yeeeeaaaaahh, time to get raped! Hope you prepared your anus!". Guys, he said he learned it here. What. The. eff!?!?!?!

Don't like the rape references or the gal that the camera caught clearly screaming "xxxx off" to the Baylor team after the last touchdown, while giving the middle finger salute. Keep it classy.