Author Topic: The Most Exciting and Sexy Thread of ALL Time  (Read 42242 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.


Online yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13506
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #226 on: November 26, 2013, 03:19:37 PM »

Offline AbeFroman

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8330
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #227 on: November 26, 2013, 03:23:06 PM »
http://www.returnofkings.com/16837/24-signs-shes-a-slut
I don't disagree w/ any of this

oh man, every female on my facebook feed today has been LIVID about this. Tons of Jezebel links accompanying their angry posts

Online star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 67453
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #228 on: November 26, 2013, 03:43:47 PM »
http://www.returnofkings.com/16837/24-signs-shes-a-slut
I don't disagree w/ any of this

oh man, every female on my facebook feed today has been LIVID about this. Tons of Jezebel links accompanying their angry posts

same site last week had a list of why bulimic girls make the best girlfriends.  facebook women did not like this one bit.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 38084
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #229 on: November 26, 2013, 07:32:50 PM »
I have grown a beard

Offline TownieCat

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 6993
  • I have no rhythm.
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #230 on: December 02, 2013, 10:36:19 AM »
Didn't know where else to post this...


Offline WillieWatanabe

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 19406
  • We'll always have Salt Lake
    • View Profile
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
- chunkles

Offline TownieCat

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 6993
  • I have no rhythm.
    • View Profile

Online yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13506
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile

Offline Ghost of Stan Parrish

  • I found my password
  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1823
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #234 on: December 02, 2013, 04:28:04 PM »


 :D
"I'm thankful our MHK forefathers had the foresight to lynch white dudes so that we might be able to throw up the mob with a clear conscience."

The Big Train

  • Guest
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #235 on: December 02, 2013, 04:29:15 PM »
 :D

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #236 on: December 02, 2013, 04:41:58 PM »
i was at the health club the other day and one of the TVs had the ARTS channel on that had the wierd ballet playing and tech n9ne sickology 101 came on my pandora and they were totally synchronized and it totally blew my mind to shreds

Offline pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 47951
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.


Online yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13506
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile

Offline Mr Bread

  • We Gave You Bruce
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 7867
  • I've distressing news.
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #240 on: December 02, 2013, 09:49:15 PM »
It's not very practical.  How often do you have one of your bros pick you up by your feet while another bro holds your top up?  Not very.  What is the pretext on that?  What do you tell the guy you're about to ass ram his face to get him to pick your feet up?  What if the bro you do it to gets really pissed during and decides to punch you in the dickandsack as payback?  I'm mean you're wide open there, practically begging for an upper cutty to the bag.  I wouldn't risk it for a little ass to face action.   
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

Offline Stevesie60

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 17843
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #241 on: December 04, 2013, 01:22:05 AM »
Atomic sit-ups seem way easier.

Offline Kat Kid

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20997
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #242 on: December 04, 2013, 06:03:00 AM »

TownieCat needs/deserves trophies under his name for being a FattyFest champion.

Who do I need to talk to about this? It's been 5 1/2 months...  :impatient:

Yeah it usually gets done in time for next years fattyfest.


Online yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13506
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #244 on: December 04, 2013, 09:10:35 AM »
had my headphones in and forgot I was in the public library and just ripped a big fart  :Wha:


Online Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53908
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #246 on: December 04, 2013, 04:23:27 PM »
 Angry Birds shirt on an adult:  are they being ironic or should I steer clear of this person?

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #247 on: December 04, 2013, 04:24:06 PM »
Angry Birds shirt on an adult:  are they being ironic or should I steer clear of this person?

which bird? it matters.

Online Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53908
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #248 on: December 04, 2013, 04:25:18 PM »
Angry Birds shirt on an adult:  are they being ironic or should I steer clear of this person?

which bird? it matters.

The whole flock.  Pigs too

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #249 on: December 04, 2013, 04:26:43 PM »
major freakazoid, walk to other side of the street to avoid