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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #250 on: December 04, 2013, 04:27:16 PM »
Semis pinned up on billboards. How did they do that? Flying, how is it possible (when i'm in the air)? How did we start with like rocks and stuff and now we have HD TV's and iPhones?

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #251 on: December 04, 2013, 04:27:56 PM »
http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/



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Has it been a year already? Wow! I guess that's what 8 hours a day of immersive TV will do for you! Many of you have expressed your eagerness for an update. Well, here goes.

Generally, the Samsung has held up beautifully. We have noticed a little bit of lag, mostly in multi-player gaming--but not enough to cost us any firefights. There have been some issues up-imaging low rez content, but that's to be expected when you early-adopt--we're still "waiting on the world to change," as John Mayer would say (gosh he's talented.) On the plus side, we feel like we are now officially part of the cast of GOT. The other night Peg almost had to open a window to let Daenerys' dragons fly out!

And you'll all be happy to know our darling Amanda is back with us, safe and sound. She has changed a little. She's less talkative than before (though she had some choice words for me when I asked her to clean her room). And she's started wearing eye make-up, which has Peg a bit concerned. But welcome to thirteen, I guess. We're just glad to have her home. And she loves the TV. That's the main thing. In fact, she spends so much time in front of it lately, you'd swear she owns it.

You left out the rest of the review. Kudos to James T. for following up. Glad to hear that he's still enjoying the TV after the 1-year warranty expired.

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #252 on: December 04, 2013, 04:38:47 PM »
Farting etiquette in a office/cube workplace? The smell can't go over cube walls, right?
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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #253 on: December 04, 2013, 04:40:17 PM »
i don't fart at work and am grossed out by people that do

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #254 on: December 04, 2013, 05:20:34 PM »
I swear to eff if I happen to fart someone shows up 5 seconds later.  Every rough ridin' time.

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #255 on: December 04, 2013, 05:23:53 PM »
I swear to eff if I happen to fart someone shows up 5 seconds later.  Every rough ridin' time.

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #256 on: December 04, 2013, 06:52:09 PM »
we might just need a fart master thread boys!


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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #257 on: December 04, 2013, 07:01:28 PM »
still lots of great topics in this thread worthy of their own thread that I miss because I never check this thread because the title makes me think they're all worthless.

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #258 on: December 04, 2013, 07:28:23 PM »
still lots of great topics in this thread worthy of their own thread that I miss because I never check this thread because the title makes me think they're all worthless.
I'll rename it the michigancat thread so everyone will feel this way

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #259 on: December 05, 2013, 09:32:43 AM »
I'm still not sure if "used pie" is some sort of euphemism.

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #260 on: December 05, 2013, 09:40:42 AM »
still lots of great topics in this thread worthy of their own thread that I miss because I never check this thread because the title makes me think they're all worthless.
I'll rename it the michigancat thread so everyone will feel this way

   
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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #261 on: December 05, 2013, 11:26:35 PM »
I love it when I'm pak'd/hungry and go to the freezer and in my infinite wisdom I had bought a Red Baron Rising Crust pizza the last time I was at the store. I'm so happy right now.
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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #262 on: December 06, 2013, 08:51:42 AM »
Guys who wear shorts in freezing balls weather.  Went to Dillons before work this morning and a guy who was parked next to me had a pained look on his face as he jogged to his car.  Gee i wonder what could have prevented that?

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #263 on: December 06, 2013, 10:43:28 AM »
Obese people wear shorts year round I think.

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #264 on: December 06, 2013, 10:49:58 AM »
Guys who wear shorts in freezing balls weather.  Went to Dillons before work this morning and a guy who was parked next to me had a pained look on his face as he jogged to his car.  Gee i wonder what could have prevented that?
I swear this must be a Nebraska thing.

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #265 on: December 06, 2013, 11:30:44 AM »
I listen to dubstep when working out because its loud and gets my juices flowing but its really awful outside of that..
reminds me of two transformers making sex

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #266 on: December 06, 2013, 11:43:53 AM »
jmlynch, your name popped up in salina over t-giving at a party via a fellow you know whose name rhymes with gorilla

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #267 on: December 06, 2013, 11:45:40 AM »
what was Freddy doing in Salina??

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #268 on: December 06, 2013, 11:53:06 AM »
I listen to dubstep when working out because its loud and gets my juices flowing but its really awful outside of that..
reminds me of two transformers making sex


I may start listening to dubstep simply because of this description.

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #269 on: December 06, 2013, 11:56:00 AM »
I listen to dubstep when working out because its loud and gets my juices flowing but its really awful outside of that..
reminds me of two transformers making sex

I don't know what dubstep is and don't want to know badly enough to google it. 
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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #270 on: December 06, 2013, 12:00:52 PM »
Obese people wear shorts year round I think.

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Re: A thread for random things/thoughts that don't warrant a thread
« Reply #271 on: December 06, 2013, 04:00:32 PM »
tickets arrived from saulbadguy, thanks saul.

Got me thinking though.. Wouldve been hilarious if gf y-l_a wouldve got the mail and said who the hell is yoga-like_abana
soo does your significant other know that you post on a message board or to what extent?
Ive never really told mine, doesn't bother me to tell her but idk just kinda "my thing"

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Re: The Most Exciting and Sexy Thread of ALL Time
« Reply #272 on: December 06, 2013, 04:21:28 PM »
reminds me of the story Trim told of fatty sending something to Trim's office that said ATTN: Trim

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Re: The Most Exciting and Sexy Thread of ALL Time
« Reply #273 on: December 06, 2013, 04:24:25 PM »
Hello fellow westsider.   
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Re: The Most Exciting and Sexy Thread of ALL Time
« Reply #274 on: December 06, 2013, 04:27:48 PM »
reminds me of the story Trim told of fatty sending something to Trim's office that said ATTN: Trim

 :lol: gets me every time