In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers

[mocat]

Another example of Japan jerking off to Transformers.  Behold the Ultra Magnus Transformers Ipod sound station.

oh my god take my money Japasbro

[Rage Against the McKee]

Well, I looked up those Nike Convoys and you can get them for a reasonable price. Your foot has to fit into a shoe that is only 6" long, though.

[kslim]

Well, I looked up those Nike Convoys and you can get them for a reasonable price. Your foot has to fit into a shoe that is only 6" long, though.

Does Japan still bind feet? if so that makes sense

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i think im gonna buy all of punis toys and then head to blumpz house for a play date.

[KSUblumpkin]

i think im gonna buy all of punis toys and then head to blumpz house for a play date.

Who's house...BLUMPZ house!!!  ***raises roof while BBSing***

[CNS]

Well, I looked up those Nike Convoys and you can get them for a reasonable price. Your foot has to fit into a shoe that is only 6" long, though.

Welp.  Dream killed.

Wouldn't even fit my 6yr old.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Well, I looked up those Nike Convoys and you can get them for a reasonable price. Your foot has to fit into a shoe that is only 6" long, though.

Welp.  Dream killed.

Wouldn't even fit my 6yr old.

Japanese people must have small feet. That's the only reason I can think of for a shoe company like Nike to only make one size of a particular shoe, and to only make it 6" long.

[puniraptor]

i think im gonna buy all of punis toys and then head to blumpz house for a play date.

You are going to have to outbid my 3 year old nephew

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i think im gonna buy all of punis toys and then head to blumpz house for a play date.

You are going to have to outbid my 3 year old nephew

what kind of stack is he sittin on? im looking to pay primo dollar for these bad boys.

[Skipper44]

  My first Transformer was Megatron...a black and silver Walter-P38.  Other kids I knew had those pussy Go-Bots guns that were like blue and red.  I pulled out my Transformers piece and got instant street cred.  Effing A Cotton, I remember hooking up the silencer, scope and arm bar on Megatron and I felt like a pimp ready to slap a sass talking hoe.  Those were the days.

I also had that Megatron, a kid could get shot these days running around the neighborhood with one.

[Rams]

  My first Transformer was Megatron...a black and silver Walter-P38.  Other kids I knew had those pussy Go-Bots guns that were like blue and red.  I pulled out my Transformers piece and got instant street cred.  Effing A Cotton, I remember hooking up the silencer, scope and arm bar on Megatron and I felt like a pimp ready to slap a sass talking hoe.  Those were the days.

I also had that Megatron, a kid could get shot these days running around the neighborhood with one.

 

[Dr Rick Daris]

  My first Transformer was Megatron...a black and silver Walter-P38.  Other kids I knew had those pussy Go-Bots guns that were like blue and red.  I pulled out my Transformers piece and got instant street cred.  Effing A Cotton, I remember hooking up the silencer, scope and arm bar on Megatron and I felt like a pimp ready to slap a sass talking hoe.  Those were the days.

I also had that Megatron, a kid could get shot these days running around the neighborhood with one.

i had some different kind of megatron at least it was megatronesque. purple, turned into a gun but also took batteries and made two different very loud shooting type sounds.

also, my favorite transformer off all time you ask? cosmos. king of recon. total bad ass.

[KSUblumpkin]

i had some different kind of megatron at least it was megatronesque. purple, turned into a gun but also took batteries and made two different very loud shooting type sounds.

also, my favorite transformer off all time you ask? cosmos. king of recon. total bad ass.

You know I got your back rd.  That bad ass gun is Shockwave.  Total pimp.  Name me one other Cyclops robot ever?  Shockwave is so bad ass...he doesn't even have a face.  Just a rough ridin' yellow eye full of eff you.

Also...Cosmos is the best.  They actually made a new Cosmos for the Universe series.  You can find it here.  http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformers-Classics-Universe-Legends-Class-Autobot-COSMOS-New-Legion-mini-rts-/261280338812?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item3cd585937c#ht_3787wt_932  Total bad ass UFO ship that rains truth and awesome (missles).



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[Dr Rick Daris]

i had some different kind of megatron at least it was megatronesque. purple, turned into a gun but also took batteries and made two different very loud shooting type sounds.

also, my favorite transformer off all time you ask? cosmos. king of recon. total bad ass.

You know I got your back rd.  That bad ass gun is Shockwave.  Total pimp.  Name me one other Cyclops robot ever?  Shockwave is so bad ass...he doesn't even have a face.  Just a rough ridin' yellow eye full of eff you.

Also...Cosmos is the best.  They actually made a new Cosmos for the Universe series.  You can find it here.  http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformers-Classics-Universe-Legends-Class-Autobot-COSMOS-New-Legion-mini-rts-/261280338812?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item3cd585937c#ht_3787wt_932  Total bad ass UFO ship that rains truth and awesome (missles).

boom that was him.

man he must've annoyed my parents- "plitterplitterplitterplitterplitterplitterplitter" HEY CAN YOU STOP THAT? sure can. "pewpuewpuewpuewpuewpuewpuew"

 

[Mr Bread]

Shockwave broke pretty easily in my experience with him. 

[Mr Bread]

He also got a little loose when you turned him into a gun after a while.  Like some spacing and play in the legs handle.  Did not have the solid feel that child Bread liked in his sidearms. 

[DQ12]

How about micro machines, Blumps?  Do we have transformers to thank for those too?

SPOILER: YES

[puniraptor]

Aaaaaack my nephew broke the telescopic dick cannon jet guy and my parents threw it away

Time to repo all the transformers and retire.

[puniraptor]

Also have lots of gi joe stuff, can you appraise that too?

[puniraptor]

Also Dino riders?

[Skipper44]

Also have lots of gi joe stuff, can you appraise that too?

one of my bigger regrets was taking my vast collection of GI Joes and picking them off sniper style with the M-16 bb gun I got for my 11th birthday.  That and not knowing what happened to my completely awesome Millennium Falcon.

[puniraptor]

Steel yourselves for the future struggle as you will not have access to enough sticks to beat away the fine young women that will be chasing after you in your Nissan Fairlady 280Z.



But wait. It dude transforms into a walking man with arms that is not technically a transformer obviously! 



So rad. So valuable.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Also have lots of gi joe stuff, can you appraise that too?

one of my bigger regrets was taking my vast collection of GI Joes and picking them off sniper style with the M-16 bb gun I got for my 11th birthday.  That and not knowing what happened to my completely awesome Millennium Falcon.

yeah, I had 50+ of the 3" Joes and tons of vehicles and stuff that I sold in a garage sale for 75 cents each as a teen.   Probably lost a lot of cash.

[steve dave]

Steel yourselves for the future struggle as you will not have access to enough sticks to beat away the fine young women that will be chasing after you in your Nissan Fairlady 280Z.



But wait. It dude transforms into a walking man with arms that is not technically a transformer obviously! 



So rad. So valuable.

 

[hatingfrancisco]

Love this thread.  Makes me want to break out my Voltron/Inhumanoids/Transformers and battle it out!