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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2013, 03:08:06 PM »
you guys are being real dicks about this go-bot thing

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2013, 03:11:14 PM »
you guys are being real dicks about this go-bot thing

whoa there pardner. between you and me and the fencepost, just how nice would you be if someone said they were gonna serve you a filet and then plopped down some livers and gizzards instead? just some food (food) for thought, cowpoke.

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2013, 03:12:40 PM »
you guys are being real dicks about this go-bot thing

whoa there pardner. between you and me and the fencepost, just how nice would you be if someone said they were gonna serve you a filet and then plopped down some livers and gizzards instead? just some food (food) for thought, cowpoke.

what about the dinosparker, thats real, right????

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2013, 03:23:53 PM »
Your Mom was sweet to take you to McDonald's so much when you were just a wee lad.

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2013, 03:28:10 PM »
OK HOWS THIS FOR A FILET:

this is a cybernetic rough ridin' dinosaur. Living tissue with a metal transformerstm endoskeleton.



binary trans dino mode:


dude mode:


you cant tell me this is gibblets and not hundo's. will not listen if you tried to tell me that

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2013, 04:09:19 PM »
that looks like cheap, Chinese bologna

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2013, 05:09:10 PM »
This was a great thread puniraptor.  Well done.
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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2013, 08:44:05 PM »
This was a great thread puniraptor.  Well done.
agreed. but now I'm worried blumpz has left us.  :frown:
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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2013, 11:57:27 PM »
time to reboot combo season

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2013, 12:19:29 PM »
OK HOWS THIS FOR A FILET:

this is a cybernetic rough ridin' dinosaur. Living tissue with a metal transformerstm endoskeleton.



binary trans dino mode:


dude mode:


you cant tell me this is gibblets and not hundo's. will not listen if you tried to tell me that

Worst transformer ever.

TRANSFORMS INTO A DINOSAUR WHEN YOU PUT IT IN A DINOSAUR!!!!

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2013, 01:39:59 PM »
Holy crap I have been busy with work and getting hammered following Thursday's game.  Looks like I have my work cut out for me!!!
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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2013, 01:41:21 PM »
:horrorsurprise:

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2013, 01:41:27 PM »
This mother rough rider is a garbage truck that transforms into a dude.

Mostly die cast metal.

Prolly worth thousands?

garbage truck mode:



dude mode:



$$$$$$$$???????

This looks like a Go-Bot.  I don't know Go-Bots very well.  I do know that Go-Bots are worth a few dollars.  This toy is probably in the 1 to 2 dollar range on ebay.
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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2013, 01:44:27 PM »
This son of a bitching dinosaur shoots rough ridin' sparks out of his mouth



then turns into a dude



prolly thousands?

This bad ass mother sparker is a spark bot!  It is indeed a transfomer.  It's name is cindersaur.  In this condition probably 5 to 7 bucks.  Here is one listed on ebay.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformers-G1-Cindersaur-Spark-shooting-Monsterbot-Firecon-vintage1980s-/221270168179?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item3384bad273#ht_783wt_904
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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2013, 01:49:16 PM »
This bad ass mother sparker is a spark bot!  It is indeed a transfomer.  It's name is cindersaur.  In this condition probably 5 to 7 bucks.  Here is one listed on ebay.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformers-G1-Cindersaur-Spark-shooting-Monsterbot-Firecon-vintage1980s-/221270168179?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item3384bad273#ht_783wt_904

sorry blumpz, but you're wrong here. rick daris, m.d. said they were all go bots.

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2013, 01:50:22 PM »
ok these little bastards are SMALL. like bigger than micro machines but smaller than hot wheels.

then turn from CARS and JEEPS and MINIVANS and crap into rough ridin' dudes. see below:

car mode


rough ridin' dudes mode


hundreds each? thousands total?

This is a pretty solid micromasters Transformers pod here.  It looks as though you have a few from the Off-road patrol and the Sports Car Patrol.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Off-Road-Patrol-Micromaster-100-Complete-1989-Hasbro-G1-Transformers-/121161710441?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item1c35ccfb69#ht_367wt_1170

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sports-Car-Patrol-Micromaster-100-Complete-1989-Vintage-G1-Transformers-/200959281258?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item2eca1b486a#ht_1863wt_932

With these figures...you should get between 10 to 20 bucks for them.  Usually they range at about 2 to 3 dollars a piece.  There are a few of these micromasters that are really rare and worth more, but these are fairly common (but in great shape).
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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2013, 01:52:41 PM »
O K i think this punk might be some kind of poser. no hasbro indicators.

hardly transforms, more like bikram yogas down into a rolling machine of some sort.





possibly some kind of japanese hentai superstar though right? highly sought after probably?

This is a go-bot.  This dude was a henchmen to Cy-Kill and was in the cartoon quite a bit.  Looks like it is missing a few parts as a complete one in great shape is worth around 30 to 40 dollars.  In it's current shape...I'd say 5 to 10 bucks.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Gobots-TANK-machine-robo-MR-02-go-bots-renegade-robot-transformer-complete-/111159515806?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item19e19f9a9e#ht_157wt_932
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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2013, 01:56:53 PM »
OK HOWS THIS FOR A FILET:

this is a cybernetic rough ridin' dinosaur. Living tissue with a metal transformerstm endoskeleton.



binary trans dino mode:


dude mode:


you cant tell me this is gibblets and not hundo's. will not listen if you tried to tell me that

This one is really special believe it or not.  It is part of a pretender monstor that combines to form Monstructor.  This is a super rare toy.  The toy's name is Bristleback and has some good value to it.  Just the gray part that goes on the monster's back is worth about 15 bucks.  With everything in this picture...I'd value this at 35 to 45 bucks.  Booya dude!  Cash in!
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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2013, 01:58:24 PM »
holy crap i love this thread and i know nothing about transformers/gobots/micromachines/whatevs

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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2013, 02:00:45 PM »
this really is pretty fantastic and the speed at which blumpkin is knocking them out is hilarious

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« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2013, 02:01:24 PM »
Here is a complete Monstructor.  It is freaking awesome.  I had one of these opened and one where each of the toys were sealed on their cards.  It is worth huge dollars to us rough ridin' nerds (aka Japanese boys that look like girls that are really boys).

http://www.ebay.com/itm/transformers-g1-monstructor-100-complete-/151096891144?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item232e139708#ht_64wt_1170
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« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2013, 02:03:20 PM »
this really is pretty fantastic and the speed at which blumpkin is knocking them out is hilarious

I studied up on these things hardcore pre-masturbation phase of my adolescence.  I don't know if I should be proud or hang my head in shame.  eff it...I'll have a drink either way.
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Re: In Which Dr Blumpkin PhD Identifies and Appraises YOUR Transformers
« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2013, 02:06:05 PM »
This mother rough rider is a garbage truck that transforms into a dude.

Mostly die cast metal.

Prolly worth thousands?

garbage truck mode:



dude mode:



$$$$$$$$???????

Gobot   http://www.ebay.com/itm/1983-Bandai-FLYTRAP-Fly-Trap-GoBot-Transformer-Trash-Collection-Truck-Robot-/151089321057

Nice work!  9.99 isn't bad, but I doubt you will get that much for it.  Ones like these typically end up selling for 1.50 to 2.50 plus shipping and handling.  Not bad though.
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