Author Topic: The KU Rayhawks are NOT going through a rough patch. They make Raytown, Missouri proud!  (Read 3995462 times)

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whatever happened to him has him in a bad way over there and non existent here

What happened was Beems went to school during the high point of KU athletics(07 fball season/08 championship in bball).

It reminds me of a buddy of mine who won 3k playing blackjack on his senior cruise in HS. It completely warped his perception about what should happen when you play blackjack, he just keeps chasing it because everything went his way the first time.

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whatever happened to him has him in a bad way over there and non existent here

What happened was Beems went to school during the high point of KU athletics(07 fball season/08 championship in bball).

It reminds me of a buddy of mine who won 3k playing blackjack on his senior cruise in HS. It completely warped his perception about what should happen when you play blackjack, he just keeps chasing it because everything went his way the first time.

so beems is chasing the dragon.  :frown:

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whatever happened to him has him in a bad way over there and non existent here

What happened was Beems went to school during the high point of KU athletics(07 fball season/08 championship in bball).

It reminds me of a buddy of mine who won 3k playing blackjack on his senior cruise in HS. It completely warped his perception about what should happen when you play blackjack, he just keeps chasing it because everything went his way the first time.
yeah i know that, i just wanted a good bye ya know

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whatever happened to him has him in a bad way over there and non existent here

What happened was Beems went to school during the high point of KU athletics(07 fball season/08 championship in bball).

It reminds me of a buddy of mine who won 3k playing blackjack on his senior cruise in HS. It completely warped his perception about what should happen when you play blackjack, he just keeps chasing it because everything went his way the first time.

This happened to me the first, second and third time I played blackjack, so I'm really mumped now.   :frown:
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whatever happened to him has him in a bad way over there and non existent here

What happened was Beems went to school during the high point of KU athletics(07 fball season/08 championship in bball).

It reminds me of a buddy of mine who won 3k playing blackjack on his senior cruise in HS. It completely warped his perception about what should happen when you play blackjack, he just keeps chasing it because everything went his way the first time.

poor beems.   :frown:
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I'm leading the Thanksgiving prayer this year with the FAM. I'll make sure to put beems at the top of the list for prayer requests.

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“I don’t think so,” Shepherd said. “I think it’s more of a Nike and adidas thing, just the way that they make their cleats.”

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Oh man.  Gotta think Adidas isn't going to like having a team they sponsor blaming their product for the team's poor performance.


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If KU had Snyder, we would probably have multiple national titles by this point.  Instead, Snyder's at K-State, where his ceiling is a Big 12 championship and a trip to the Fiesta Bowl.


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If KU had Snyder, we would probably have multiple national titles by this point.  Instead, Snyder's at K-State, where his ceiling is a Big 12 championship and a trip to the Fiesta Bowl.
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If KU had Snyder, we would probably have multiple national titles by this point.  Instead, Snyder's at K-State, where his ceiling is a Big 12 championship and a trip to the Fiesta Bowl.

Well that's just a troll.  :D

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Would be much more effective if he would come post that here.   :dunno:

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If KU had Snyder, we would probably have multiple national titles by this point.  Instead, Snyder's at K-State, where his ceiling is a Big 12 championship and a trip to the Fiesta Bowl.

Well that's just a troll.  :D

and fantastic. :shy:
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Quote from: beems
If KU had Snyder, we would probably have multiple national titles by this point.  Instead, Snyder's at K-State, where his ceiling is a Big 12 championship and a trip to the Fiesta Bowl.

Well that's just a troll.  :D

and fantastic. :shy:

Really great posting by beems there.  Nearly quoted that and posted it here myself. 
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summarize tia

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Tickets for their Super Bowl are still available. :impatient:

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I wish beems really believed that and wasn't just trolling. That would be amazing bbs material! :love:

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bears are fast...

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If KU had Snyder, we would probably have multiple national titles by this point.  Instead, Snyder's at K-State, where his ceiling is a Big 12 championship and a trip to the Fiesta Bowl.

I can't imagine how big of a smile beems had on his face when he posted this.  Bet he gave a little fist pump and whispered, "yeah, that'll get 'em," to himself.
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If KU had Snyder, we would probably have multiple national titles by this point.  Instead, Snyder's at K-State, where his ceiling is a Big 12 championship and a trip to the Fiesta Bowl.

I can't imagine how big of a smile beems had on his face when he posted this.  Bet he gave a little fist pump and whispered, "yeah, that'll get 'em," to himself.

As he sat there in his argyle sweater-vest sipping on his glass of chardonnay...  Amirite?

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Close up on a pensive Ben Heeney wearing a disgusting, way too tight, typical Adidas, nasty pits Jayhawk football jersey with shoulders half visible. Some weird, horror movie like cuts to him in full uniform and his name in black and white flash across the screen so people know who he is. Back to Heeney in full color slowly nodding, looking at the ground. Heeney voiceover, "We've had this game circled since the beginning of the season." Same horror cut with the date ticking to November 30 and a weird beeping sound followed by a car crash sound effect and Heeney tackling Brandon Carter, some announcer: DOWN HE GOES. Horror cut of Heeney clapping. Color Heeney mad nod voiceover, "and now is the time to rally together the Jayhawks." Close up horror cut of some football players fingers in the turf in a three point stance, then Heeney ankle tackling Rice's Charles Ross, and Heeney against a wall flexing. Color Heeney mad nod voiceover, "this is our biggest rival." Horror cut state of Kansas map, a sunflower, and the words 'sunflower showdown in front of scary Heeney in front of the Kansas map. Color Heeney mad nod voiceover, "loyalty, pride, passion. we unite for this game." Horror cut Heeney interception against West Virginia and crown jumping up and down in the middle of the field, Bob Davis: INTERCEPTED BEN HEENEY. Color Heeney stops nodding and stares into the camera and speaks, "our team, our school, our state, rock chalk." Cut to KU logo and out.

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Seems much easier to watch a 30 second video.