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Close up on a pensive Ben Heeney wearing a disgusting, way too tight, typical Adidas, nasty pits Jayhawk football jersey with shoulders half visible. Some weird, horror movie like cuts to him in full uniform and his name in black and white flash across the screen so people know who he is. Back to Heeney in full color slowly nodding, looking at the ground. Heeney voiceover, "We've had this game circled since the beginning of the season." Same horror cut with the date ticking to November 30 and a weird beeping sound followed by a car crash sound effect and Heeney tackling Brandon Carter, some announcer: DOWN HE GOES. Horror cut of Heeney clapping. Color Heeney mad nod voiceover, "and now is the time to rally together the Jayhawks." Close up horror cut of some football players fingers in the turf in a three point stance, then Heeney ankle tackling Rice's Charles Ross, and Heeney against a wall flexing. Color Heeney mad nod voiceover, "this is our biggest rival." Horror cut state of Kansas map, a sunflower, and the words 'sunflower showdown in front of scary Heeney in front of the Kansas map. Color Heeney mad nod voiceover, "loyalty, pride, passion. we unite for this game." Horror cut Heeney interception against West Virginia and crown jumping up and down in the middle of the field, Bob Davis: INTERCEPTED BEN HEENEY. Color Heeney stops nodding and stares into the camera and speaks, "our team, our school, our state, rock chalk." Cut to KU logo and out.

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Seems much easier to watch a 30 second video.

Good work, Hank.

Can't imagine how that production won't rally the troops.

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im mean wow. warm up the dvd player i guess

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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's

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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's
That's not a cold sore. That's from skanky ass Lawrence bitches. :frown:

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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's
That's not a cold sore. That's from skanky ass Lawrence bitches. :frown:

Cold sores are herpes.  If you get cold sores congrats, you've got face herpes. 
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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's
That's not a cold sore. That's from skanky ass Lawrence bitches. :frown:

Cold sores are herpes.  If you get cold sores congrats, you've got face herpes.
Is this the same as fever blisters?

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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's
That's not a cold sore. That's from skanky ass Lawrence bitches. :frown:

Cold sores are herpes.  If you get cold sores congrats, you've got face herpes.
I get cold sores :dunno:
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Yes, need a ruling on fever blisters.

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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's
That's not a cold sore. That's from skanky ass Lawrence bitches. :frown:

Cold sores are herpes.  If you get cold sores congrats, you've got face herpes.
I get cold sores :dunno:

Face herpes.

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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's
That's not a cold sore. That's from skanky ass Lawrence bitches. :frown:

Cold sores are herpes.  If you get cold sores congrats, you've got face herpes.
I get cold sores :dunno:
Yep, you got the herps. Good news though! Well, maybe not good, but possibly comforting....roughly 80% of all people have oral herpes, but most of which don't get the blisters. The sad part of that is they can still spread the virus. So kissing or blow Js from seemingly clean girls/guys can give it to you in either place! Enjoy
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What happens if a chick/dude with the face virus kisses a taint?

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I always assumed I had something, but this news cuts deep today.

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What happens if a chick/dude with the face virus kisses a taint?
See my post above.
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Stevedave is two seconds away from telling everyone to shut up. Cool out for a second, bros. :whistle1:

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http://publications.usa.gov/epublications/fever-blister/fever-canker.html

Fever blisters are cold sores are oral herpes!  :runaway:

However, there are types 1 and 2...  :pray:

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RUN!!!  :runaway: :buh-bye:

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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's
That's not a cold sore. That's from skanky ass Lawrence bitches. :frown:

Cold sores are herpes.  If you get cold sores congrats, you've got face herpes.
I get cold sores :dunno:
Yep, you got the herps. Good news though! Well, maybe not good, but possibly comforting....roughly 80% of all people have oral herpes, but most of which don't get the blisters. The sad part of that is they can still spread the virus. So kissing or blow Js from seemingly clean girls/guys can give it to you in either place! Enjoy

I think passing the virus to the genitalia orally is fairly unlikely when no symptoms are showing. Otherwise, about 80% of the population would have genital herpes, too.

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What happens if a chick/dude with the face virus kisses a taint?


Asking for a friend, right?

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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's
That's not a cold sore. That's from skanky ass Lawrence bitches. :frown:

Cold sores are herpes.  If you get cold sores congrats, you've got face herpes.
I get cold sores :dunno:
Yep, you got the herps. Good news though! Well, maybe not good, but possibly comforting....roughly 80% of all people have oral herpes, but most of which don't get the blisters. The sad part of that is they can still spread the virus. So kissing or blow Js from seemingly clean girls/guys can give it to you in either place! Enjoy

I think passing the virus to the genitalia orally is fairly unlikely when no symptoms are showing. Otherwise, about 80% of the population would have genital herpes, too.

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HSV-1 is often acquired orally during childhood.  It may also be sexually transmitted, including contact with saliva, such as kissing and mouth-to-genital contact (oral sex).  HSV-2 is primarily a sexually transmitted infection but rates of HSV-1 genital infections are increasing.

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Blood tests for herpes may differentiate between type 1 and type 2. When a person is not experiencing any symptoms, a blood test alone does not reveal the site of infection. Genital herpes infections occurred with almost equal frequency as type 1 or 2 in younger adults when samples were taken from genital lesions. Herpes in the mouth is more likely to be caused by type 1, but (see above) also can be type 2. The only way to know for certain if a positive blood test for herpes is due to infection of the mouth, genitals, or elsewhere, is to sample from lesions. This is not possible if the afflicted individual is asymptomatic.

If you say so. 
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very fitting topic for the ku thread.
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Since we're talking about it. Todd Reesing.

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He has a pretty serious cold sore on his upper lip.  T's & P's

I just wonder if he was as drunk when he recorded that video as he was the night he got pulled over and arrested for drunk driving.

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seems to be an epidemic in lawrence.. wouldn't be surprised if that young man got it from a water bottle formerly used by todd reesing

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