OT, but I walked into a liquor store tonight wearing a fashionable retro KU sweater, and I heard a "Rock Chalk" from a gentleman who bore a striking resemblance to Tom Cruise. I said, "Tough loss today." He returned a puzzled glance and replied, "Who'd we play?" I said, "OU," and recounted some of the specifics. He turned to his handsome friends and said, "See? I told you KU would be great in a 15 minute game." I smiled and walked away. As I was purchasing my glenwaaglfitch, he said, "it's almost basketball season!" And I muttered, "go eff yourself." He looked puzzled, and said, "Huh?" To which I replied, "You bet your ass!"
The above is a 100% true story.