Author Topic: KU football is NOT going through a rough patch. Cheer on our hawk brothers here! (Read 3221660 times)

EMAWzified · « **Reply #9350 on:** October 04, 2014, 11:23:53 AM »

He's probably one of only a handful of guys who could get them back to .500 in the next decade, so understand the fantasy.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #9351 on:** October 04, 2014, 11:27:15 AM »

Oh, wow. Hey guys, we don't even need to pay him! I'll the money he'll save by moving to our shitty town will be payment enough. Plus mass street is like ten times better than anything in San Francisco!

EMAWzified · « **Reply #9352 on:** October 04, 2014, 11:32:27 AM »

And a moral victory at KU is like two NFL wins, depending on what Maslow self-actualization rate you use.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9353 on:** October 04, 2014, 11:33:48 AM »

Guys, a credit card has 16 digits. I don't even think KU can pay Harbaugh 100 trillion dollars.

KITNfury · « **Reply #9354 on:** October 04, 2014, 11:46:32 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 04, 2014, 11:33:48 AM

Guys, a credit card has 16 digits. I don't even think KU can pay Harbaugh 100 trillion dollars.

Prolly just would have to take it out of the endowment

Pete · « **Reply #9355 on:** October 04, 2014, 11:59:43 AM »

Where does Zinger rank in the Athletic Director Universe? Does he have the clout to really get out there and secure a big time coach? I honestly don't know.

Maybe his time at Illinois State can provide some insight?

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #9356 on:** October 04, 2014, 12:49:37 PM »

Quote from: 'taterblast on October 04, 2014, 11:02:07 AM

hey guys do you think we could snatch derek fisher away from the knicks??

That fat guy in the suit and sunglasses is me. Phil Jackson told me he was in town to beg Currie for the head coaching gig. A+ source (me). Chew on that

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #9357 on:** October 04, 2014, 12:50:34 PM »

I wouldn't doubt that

joda · « **Reply #9358 on:** October 04, 2014, 01:06:22 PM »

Phil wants to coach at the same place Tex used to, pretty obvs actually

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #9359 on:** October 04, 2014, 03:02:46 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 04, 2014, 10:51:43 AM

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But does anyone wonder why he was here for the basketball game? Does he love KU basketball that much?

Wonder if a big $ donor invited him and during the tour he wanted to show him SZ's office. SZ happened to be in there with a mock-up statue that would be placed outside of the main gate at Memorial. SZ tells him he has a lot on his plate, and that JH would have full control over the program. No big-ego NFL execs to stick their noses in his operation. What's that? A piece of paper with someones credit card number on it? Oh, that's not a credit card number? It's his offer. That's a huge number, but KU is willing to do it. Bill Self walks in and asks what's up boss? Smooth handshake/shoulder slap. Harbaugh is impressed. He looks out the window and see's his wife laughing and hugging her family. He hasn't seen her this happy in years. Zenger walks up beside him. JH says he has to finish this next season.

this makes my heart hurt.

wetwillie · « **Reply #9360 on:** October 04, 2014, 03:14:21 PM »

Phil Jackson wears cargo pants...Hot damn.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #9361 on:** October 04, 2014, 03:26:07 PM »

Probably could have had someone as legendary as Jackson had our AD done more than play with himself in that Dallas hotel room.

CNS · « **Reply #9362 on:** October 04, 2014, 03:29:05 PM »

Its obvs that oscar is the draw and that phil and fisher are being looked at as possible assistants.

BackPayne · « **Reply #9363 on:** October 04, 2014, 04:20:21 PM »

KU stats vs WVU so far?

20 plays for 33 yards

Rushing=4 yards

Passing=29

So sad.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #9364 on:** October 04, 2014, 04:43:36 PM »

I'd call the sqwawks the walking dead until the arrival of harbaugh, except they're not scary.

CHONGS · « **Reply #9365 on:** October 04, 2014, 04:44:53 PM »

You mean squawking dead...

Heeey ohhhhh!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9366 on:** October 04, 2014, 04:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on October 04, 2014, 04:44:53 PM

You mean squawking dead...

Heeey ohhhhh!

EMAWzified · « **Reply #9367 on:** October 04, 2014, 04:47:50 PM »

Well played

bones129 · « **Reply #9368 on:** October 04, 2014, 06:00:28 PM »

Wonder what Weis is doing on his first Saturday off

EMAWzified · « **Reply #9369 on:** October 04, 2014, 06:32:13 PM »

Quote from: bones129 on October 04, 2014, 06:00:28 PM

Wonder what Weis I'd doing on his first Saturday officially off

Fixed your omission

bones129 · « **Reply #9370 on:** October 04, 2014, 06:33:57 PM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on October 04, 2014, 06:32:13 PM

Quote from: bones129 on October 04, 2014, 06:00:28 PM
Wonder what Weis I'd doing on his first Saturday officially off
Fixed your omission

Yeah, that's probably more accurate.

MidnightOil82 · « **Reply #9371 on:** October 04, 2014, 11:23:05 PM »

vs WVU

15 possessions. 14 punts. (More punts than completed passes)

Might take entire season to score more points in B12 play than BB team will in their 1st game. What's the O/U on that?

CNS · « **Reply #9372 on:** October 04, 2014, 11:43:51 PM »

We are going to late '90's them this year.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #9373 on:** October 05, 2014, 12:27:13 AM »

Poor fellas

star seed 7 · « **Reply #9374 on:** October 05, 2014, 12:17:04 PM »

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Re: The positives
We won the second half

They are turning into isu