Author Topic: White people name, White people shame (Read 135731 times)

Kat Kid · « **on:** July 20, 2013, 07:12:21 PM »

I am a Caucasian individual and I have taken notice of a recent development in the white community. Crazy white people names.

We've always had some wacky ones like Lawrence or Herb, but many white couples in their child bearing years are choosing some real head scratchers.

Now I've always been about personal responsibility, but I also think it is important to stand up and call out behavior in your own community that you find objectionable. So today I take a stand. It has gone too far.

I was at a social function with the wife recently and was informed that a young white couple was planning on naming their son Aryan. I was so pissed I did not even ask for their stupid naming scheme which I am sure was some sort of excuse. The only positive is that my wife and I were successful in talking this shameful name from getting scribbled down on some birth certificate somewhere.

This thread is to monitor stupid white people names and shame the stupid parents naming their stupid white children stupid names.

felix rex · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2013, 07:26:01 PM »

Was it at least Aryan Lynn? Because that could work.

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2013, 07:26:49 PM »

savan

DeVere Kalmar · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2013, 08:22:20 PM »

Met a little kid named Ocn. Pronounced OH-see-in. The mom explained "kind of like Ocean, but unique." Kid later told us that everyone pronounces it Ock'n.

Cire · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2013, 08:32:26 PM »

Randon

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2013, 08:48:15 PM »

last night a friend was telling me about someone he knows who named their kid "Har$"

Harmony.

felix rex · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:19:29 PM »

I am really impressed with how ol DeVere handles all the bullshit swirling around him on a daily basis.

sys · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:21:14 PM »

r yawn? that's not a bad name.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2013, 09:23:04 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXn8WKpYaA

Winters · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2013, 10:45:44 PM »

Pierce

bones129 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2013, 10:52:55 PM »

Quote from: Winters on July 20, 2013, 10:45:44 PM

Pierce

Pierce Brosnan might take issue with this. Just sayin'.

Headinjun · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:05:05 PM »

Got a niece named Esme. Pronounced Ez-me.

I like it though.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:06:21 PM »

I know a Fenix.

bones129 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:08:38 PM »

Kruize. Don't know why and didn't ask.

mocat · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:13:16 PM »

Hunter can get his or her fat face the eff out of my face

star seed 7 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:19:40 PM »

A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".

CNS · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:23:00 PM »

Old neighbors named their boy Lake.

bones129 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:23:37 PM »

Quote from: seven on July 20, 2013, 11:19:40 PM

A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".

Hope it's a boy. If not, a girl named Maverick is destined to be a stripper, porn star, or mass murderer.

Cire · « **Reply #18 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:24:06 PM »

Lake Dawson dude

Cire · « **Reply #19 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:24:48 PM »

I hate Kieffer

Every time I hear that I want to say Queefer

CNS · « **Reply #20 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:26:05 PM »

Quote from: Cire on July 20, 2013, 11:24:06 PM

Lake Dawson dude

No, it was because dad likes racing boats.

Cire · « **Reply #21 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:32:35 PM »

gross

jdagg2003 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:37:01 PM »

A friend of mine is naming his son Ryker

EMAWican · « **Reply #23 on:** July 20, 2013, 11:49:39 PM »

Cashew (sp?)

hemmy · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2013, 12:14:32 AM »

what is the point of this thread? people of all races give their kids completely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) names.