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Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on July 20, 2013, 07:12:21 PM
I am a Caucasian individual and I have taken notice of a recent development in the white community.  Crazy white people names.

We've always had some wacky ones like Lawrence or Herb, but many white couples in their child bearing years are choosing some real head scratchers.

Now I've always been about personal responsibility, but I also think it is important to stand up and call out behavior in your own community that you find objectionable.  So today I take a stand.  It has gone too far.

I was at a social function with the wife recently and was informed that a young white couple was planning on naming their son Aryan.  I was so pissed I did not even ask for their stupid naming scheme which I am sure was some sort of excuse.  The only positive is that my wife and I were successful in talking this shameful name from getting scribbled down on some birth certificate somewhere.

This thread is to monitor stupid white people names and shame the stupid parents naming their stupid white children stupid names.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: felix rex on July 20, 2013, 07:26:01 PM
Was it at least Aryan Lynn? Because that could work.
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Post by: steve dave on July 20, 2013, 07:26:49 PM
savan
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Post by: DeVere Kalmar on July 20, 2013, 08:22:20 PM
Met a little kid named Ocn. Pronounced OH-see-in. The mom explained "kind of like Ocean, but unique." Kid later told us that everyone pronounces it Ock'n.
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Post by: Cire on July 20, 2013, 08:32:26 PM
Randon
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Post by: GoodForAnother on July 20, 2013, 08:48:15 PM
last night a friend was telling me about someone he knows who named their kid "Har$"

Harmony.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: felix rex on July 20, 2013, 09:19:29 PM
I am really impressed with how ol DeVere handles all the bullshit swirling around him on a daily basis.
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Post by: sys on July 20, 2013, 09:21:14 PM
r yawn?  that's not a bad name.
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Post by: Frankenklein on July 20, 2013, 09:23:04 PM
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Post by: Winters on July 20, 2013, 10:45:44 PM
Pierce
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Post by: bones129 on July 20, 2013, 10:52:55 PM
Pierce

Pierce Brosnan might take issue with this. Just sayin'.
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Post by: Headinjun on July 20, 2013, 11:05:05 PM
Got a niece named Esme.  Pronounced Ez-me.

I like it though.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 20, 2013, 11:06:21 PM
I know a Fenix. :sdeek:
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Post by: bones129 on July 20, 2013, 11:08:38 PM

Kruize. Don't know why and didn't ask.  :dunno:
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Post by: mocat on July 20, 2013, 11:13:16 PM
Hunter can get his or her fat face the eff out of my face
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Post by: libstradamus on July 20, 2013, 11:19:40 PM
A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".
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Post by: CNS on July 20, 2013, 11:23:00 PM
Old neighbors named their boy Lake.
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Post by: bones129 on July 20, 2013, 11:23:37 PM
A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".

Hope it's a boy. If not, a girl named Maverick is destined to be a stripper, porn star, or mass murderer.
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Post by: Cire on July 20, 2013, 11:24:06 PM
Lake Dawson dude
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Post by: Cire on July 20, 2013, 11:24:48 PM
I hate Kieffer

Every time I hear that I want to say Queefer
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Post by: CNS on July 20, 2013, 11:26:05 PM
Lake Dawson dude

No, it was because dad likes racing boats.
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Post by: Cire on July 20, 2013, 11:32:35 PM
gross
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Post by: jdagg2003 on July 20, 2013, 11:37:01 PM
A friend of mine is naming his son Ryker  :facepalm:
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Post by: EMAWican on July 20, 2013, 11:49:39 PM
Cashew (sp?)   :facepalm:
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Post by: hemmy on July 21, 2013, 12:14:32 AM
what is the point of this thread? people of all races give their kids completely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) names.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 21, 2013, 12:29:44 AM
I know some Ridges, they are named after a character on The Bold and the Beautiful. Or some other soap.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 21, 2013, 12:33:29 AM
I'm in a garage with 9 white people. 7 of them have blue eyes, one of the brown eyes is a woman named Spencer.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 21, 2013, 12:34:46 AM
In before the conversation turns around page 4 and we get to La-A, Orangello, Lemonjello, Shithead, etc.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 21, 2013, 01:07:41 AM
In before the conversation turns around page 4 and we get to La-A, Orangello, Lemonjello, Shithead, etc.

Yeah, that's been a white-people stereotype :rollseyes: what a dumbass.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 21, 2013, 01:14:40 AM
Did you miss the part about where I said "the conversation turns"?
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Post by: sys on July 21, 2013, 01:18:08 AM
Got a niece named Esme.  Pronounced Ez-me.

I like it though.

esmeralda.  that's a normal name.  hunter is a good name too.  some of you have low name iq.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 21, 2013, 01:24:36 AM
Did you miss the part about where I said "the conversation turns"?

yeah, i've drank a lot tonight.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 21, 2013, 01:27:43 AM
Got a niece named Esme.  Pronounced Ez-me.

I like it though.

esmeralda.  that's a normal name.  hunter is a good name too.  some of you have low name iq.

my cousin dates a hunter. she is entering the wharton school at penn in august.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 21, 2013, 01:31:00 AM
no idea why i quoted sys in the above post.  :dance:
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Post by: TheHamburglar on July 21, 2013, 01:33:23 AM
I have a feelings Bubble's kitties didn't get fed tonight.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on July 21, 2013, 01:47:32 AM
I've met a number of hunters in my day and they were all very aryan, fwiw
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Post by: GoodForAnother on July 21, 2013, 01:49:06 AM
for real though, "Har$"
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Post by: Brock Landers on July 21, 2013, 12:03:09 PM
A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".

Guy I know in Maple Hill named his boy Maverick    :D
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Post by: SdK on July 21, 2013, 12:35:49 PM
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: felix rex on July 21, 2013, 12:59:27 PM
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on July 21, 2013, 01:22:31 PM
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?
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Post by: Cire on July 21, 2013, 01:27:53 PM
I know a kid named jacks or jax
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: felix rex on July 21, 2013, 01:51:09 PM
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?

It's pretty common :dunno:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on July 21, 2013, 03:06:16 PM
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?

It's pretty common :dunno:

What do they go by?
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Post by: SdK on July 21, 2013, 03:25:05 PM
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?

It's pretty common :dunno:

What do they go by?
Hopefully they are cool customers and MoHam, because they never have beef.
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Post by: felix rex on July 21, 2013, 04:17:57 PM
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?

It's pretty common :dunno:

What do they go by?

Mo is the usual nickname, and the older one uses it. The "junior" one goes by MJ.
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Post by: Headinjun on July 21, 2013, 06:37:30 PM
Got a niece named Piper and another named Akira.

My bros definitely picked names out of the new millennium baby name book.
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on July 21, 2013, 06:44:08 PM
A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".

so long as he has a sibling named Goose, I'm cool with this
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 21, 2013, 07:39:38 PM
The stupidiest name I've heard for a white boy lately is Decklin. And I know of multiple people who've used it.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 21, 2013, 07:44:03 PM
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: sys on July 21, 2013, 08:37:41 PM
The stupidiest name I've heard for a white boy lately is Decklin. And I know of multiple people who've used it.

declan?
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Post by: CNS on July 21, 2013, 08:50:09 PM
The stupidiest name I've heard for a white boy lately is Decklin. And I know of multiple people who've used it.

declan?

Oh man.  I bet Declan and Aryan are best racist friends.
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Post by: Dlew12 on July 21, 2013, 10:17:41 PM
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.
He's the only guy i've ever met who can pull off "Rowdy" as his christian name. 

And boy does he pull it off...
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Post by: michigancat on July 21, 2013, 10:23:36 PM
Tripp
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Post by: michigancat on July 21, 2013, 10:25:55 PM
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.
He's the only guy i've ever met who can pull off "Rowdy" as his christian name. 

And boy does he pull it off...

My parents claim they almost named me "Ramblin". I think they were stoned. Needless to say, my life would have taken a different path if they'd gone through with it, similar to your friend Rowdy.
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Post by: 8manpick on July 21, 2013, 10:30:00 PM
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.

A Rowdy and a Ridge? Get outta town, that's crazy!
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Post by: ben ji on July 21, 2013, 10:33:41 PM
I have some terribly named cousins in western ks, tinker, trixi, trek, etc.
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Post by: kstatefan11 on July 21, 2013, 10:51:07 PM
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.

A Rowdy and a Ridge? Get outta town, that's crazy!

And they're probably brothers, right?
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Post by: bones129 on July 21, 2013, 11:02:01 PM
I have some terribly named cousins in western ks, tinker, trixi, trek, etc.

Trek??
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Post by: mocat on July 21, 2013, 11:15:40 PM
Tryce. How unbelievably dumb is that
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Post by: CNS on July 21, 2013, 11:18:48 PM
Tryce. How unbelievably dumb is that

"O B Tryce, real name. No gimmicks."

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Post by: Winters on July 22, 2013, 12:46:58 AM
Brently
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Post by: ben ji on July 22, 2013, 08:35:04 AM
I have some terribly named cousins in western ks, tinker, trixi, trek, etc.

Trek??

Yes, will be attending The Kansas State Fighting Wildcats University this fall!!!
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Post by: pissclams on July 22, 2013, 08:40:03 AM
the concept of a singular name is pretty stupid.  a person's name should evolve with that person.
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Post by: hatingfrancisco on July 22, 2013, 09:06:31 AM
My grandparents last name was Day.

The name they gave my Aunt?  Sunny

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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 22, 2013, 09:27:50 AM
My grandparents last name was Day.

The name they gave my Aunt?  Sunny

I know a brother and sister named Shade & Sunny.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: felix rex on July 22, 2013, 10:39:13 AM
the concept of a singular name is pretty stupid.  a person's name should evolve with that person.

Yeah. I'm leaning toward just picking about five names for our kid and seeing which one sticks by the time they start school.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on July 22, 2013, 11:10:41 AM
A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".

Hope you told them to straighten up and fly right.
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Post by: Kat Kid on July 22, 2013, 11:51:07 AM
the concept of a singular name is pretty stupid.  a person's name should evolve with that person.

Yeah. I'm leaning toward just picking about five names for our kid and seeing which one sticks by the time they start school.

we gave our's 3.  The Brazilians have the right strategy.
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Post by: michigancat on July 22, 2013, 11:57:57 AM
the concept of a singular name is pretty stupid.  a person's name should evolve with that person.

I agree, it's a very antiquated concept.
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Post by: mocat on July 22, 2013, 12:00:08 PM
I could not remember until just now the name of the movie that this thread reminded me of:

(http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/white_hunterposter.jpg)
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Post by: AbeFroman on July 22, 2013, 01:12:58 PM
Bianca-Adelayd Corryn

Yes, that is a hyphenated first name followed by middle name. I pulled it off her facebook that her parents run for her.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 22, 2013, 01:37:31 PM
Maximillian. And no, under no circumstance will he go by Max. Pretty badass and pretty  :lol: at the same time, imo.
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Post by: felix rex on July 22, 2013, 02:05:15 PM
I once taught a class with a kid named Rumor in it.

My fave (totally white trash/gypsy-esqye family) was Jerry Christmas. And yes, SkinnyBenny, there is a Jerry Christmas.
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Post by: Skipper44 on July 22, 2013, 02:24:20 PM
Maximillian. And no, under no circumstance will he go by Max. Pretty badass and pretty  :lol: at the same time, imo.
too scary
(http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/assets_c/2008/12/BlackHole03-thumb-400x170.jpg)
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 25, 2013, 01:46:52 PM
i know a guy from kansas who named his daughter dorothy

she also has an auntie em

 :D
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 25, 2013, 02:01:11 PM
Town in western/central Kansas had a family with the last name Dick.  Their daughter's name....Anita.  Their son's name....Richard.  You just can't make this crap up.
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Post by: wabash909 on July 25, 2013, 02:05:41 PM
Grason.  One really dumb name.

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Post by: Cartierfor3 on July 25, 2013, 02:18:28 PM
I think its funny when a white loser uses the letter y where an i usually goes in a name. They probably think they're really clever when they do that.
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Post by: Kat Kid on February 10, 2015, 06:48:25 PM
Cannon. 
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Post by: Kat Kid on February 10, 2015, 06:49:11 PM
Also all Lynn everything.
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Post by: Demo158 on February 10, 2015, 07:19:08 PM
Broxton. Not only did he have a terrible name, he was also a real douchey individual. He owned a lot of tapout and affliction shirts.
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Post by: RickRampus on February 10, 2015, 07:45:35 PM
I had forgotten about this thread.  I know some punchy couples that try to out-punch the others with names. I've seen Reck, Cinch and Wrangler.
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Post by: mocat on February 10, 2015, 10:21:50 PM
Lady at work has a Peyton, Jax, and Tryce. Two male, one female.
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Post by: SdK on February 10, 2015, 10:26:01 PM
Peyton female?

#TheWesIsTheFuture

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Post by: TheHamburglar on February 10, 2015, 10:26:06 PM
Jagger
Dodger
Cougar
Heavenly last name: Lord
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Post by: Tobias on February 10, 2015, 10:29:25 PM
poonhound69 introduced me to cougar lord at the p66 last year
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 10, 2015, 10:32:31 PM
I think Heath takes the cake.
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Post by: TheHamburglar on February 10, 2015, 10:33:05 PM
I could never stand the run of girls born in the 80s with names like Chastity, Charity, ect.  Everyone I met seemed to be from within a 50 radius of Dighton.
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Post by: Panjandrum on February 10, 2015, 10:40:51 PM
My kid knew a Maverick once upon a time.  That's a real name and not a call sign.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 11, 2015, 08:24:33 AM
I met a lady named Starburst.

Also, I know a lady with kids named Sunny & Shade.
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 11, 2015, 09:36:09 AM
I could never stand the run of girls born in the 80s with names like Chastity, Charity, ect.  Everyone I met seemed to be from within a 50 radius of Dighton.

:peek:
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 11, 2015, 10:29:35 AM
I have a friend with 2 children.

Dallan and Sabella.
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Post by: SdK on February 11, 2015, 10:42:48 AM
Please tell me Spanish pronunciation!

#TheWesIsTheFuture

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Post by: mocat on February 11, 2015, 10:47:00 AM
Peyton female?

#TheWesIsTheFuture

correct! (i don't know how it's spelled though)
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Post by: ChiCat on February 11, 2015, 12:23:52 PM
Cannon. 

Its one of those names that you can't picture as an adult.  I can see some toddler called cannon but when he is 40?  No.
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 11, 2015, 12:44:55 PM
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.
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Post by: SdK on February 11, 2015, 01:02:13 PM
I say go for it Rowdy Boy! I toyed with JayLee for a bit when I was younger. Close friends and family call me Jay and my middle name is Lee. But now find it stupid.

My niece is named Kenley and I love the name.

#TheWesIsTheFuture
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 11, 2015, 02:18:42 PM
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.

lmnop sounds like a better name for a girl to me.
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on February 11, 2015, 02:21:54 PM
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.

lmnop sounds like a better name for a girl to me.
i thought so too but i didn't want to question ofc. daris' parenting.
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Post by: slobber on February 11, 2015, 02:26:17 PM

I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.

lmnop sounds like a better name for a girl to me.
seems more suitable for quintuplets.


Gonna win 'em all!
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 11, 2015, 02:28:13 PM

I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.

lmnop sounds like a better name for a girl to me.
seems more suitable for quintuplets.


Gonna win 'em all!

poor p.
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Post by: CNS on February 11, 2015, 02:52:50 PM
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.

lmnop sounds like a better name for a girl to me.
Nope.  Has an I not a y.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 11, 2015, 02:54:24 PM
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.

lmnop sounds like a better name for a girl to me.
Nope.  Has an I not a y.

It doesn't have either.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on February 11, 2015, 02:58:02 PM
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.

lmnop sounds like a better name for a girl to me.
Nope.  Has an I not a y.

It doesn't have either.
The phonic pronunciation did.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 11, 2015, 02:59:26 PM
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.

lmnop sounds like a better name for a girl to me.
Nope.  Has an I not a y.

It doesn't have either.
The phonic pronunciation did.

I just thought the phonic pronunciation sounded kind of like Penelope.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Skipper44 on February 11, 2015, 03:06:20 PM
'nelope, kinda like 'nelephant
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on February 11, 2015, 04:35:30 PM
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

i used to joke that i would name my kid lmnop, obviously pronounced eleminohpee. yep. that's good ol' eleminohpee daris over there. just look at him go.

lmnop sounds like a better name for a girl to me.
Nope.  Has an I not a y.

It doesn't have either.
The phonic pronunciation did.

I just thought the phonic pronunciation sounded kind of like Penelope.

Ricks damn kid is tearing this board apart!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mr Bread on February 11, 2015, 04:43:38 PM
My kid knew a Maverick once upon a time.  That's a real name and not a call sign.

http://www.fightingillini.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/maverick_morgan_849044.html (http://www.fightingillini.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/maverick_morgan_849044.html)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mr Bread on February 11, 2015, 04:52:08 PM
I knew a guy named Blaze.  Girls seemed to like it.  It was bizarre.  Like they liked to know him just so they could say it in casual conversation. 
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Dub on February 11, 2015, 05:29:09 PM
I knew a guy named Blaze.  Girls seemed to like it.  It was bizarre.  Like they liked to know him just so they could say it in casual conversation.

We knew the same person I think.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on February 11, 2015, 06:18:35 PM
Daxton
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: nicname on February 11, 2015, 06:25:12 PM
Avoiding reddickulis misspellings and anything resembling

Jayden
Aiden
Caden
etc.

is a good start to not sucking at names.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: EMAWican on February 11, 2015, 07:04:41 PM
Pake

/thread
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: AppleJack on February 11, 2015, 07:27:53 PM
I named my 2nd of 5 sons Cannon Lynn
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Trim on February 11, 2015, 09:13:14 PM
Pake

/thread

I know that kid.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 12, 2015, 08:53:41 AM
Quote from: Sophie Turner Interview
Speaking of direwolves, I met a guy the other day. He was like driving me around, and then he goes, "My name is Dire Wolf." And he showed me his I.D., and his last name was Wolf and his first name was Dire. I'm not kidding.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Skipper44 on February 12, 2015, 04:56:23 PM
Quote from: Sophie Turner Interview
Speaking of direwolves, I met a guy the other day. He was like driving me around, and then he goes, "My name is Dire Wolf." And he showed me his I.D., and his last name was Wolf and his first name was Dire. I'm not kidding.
I hope his middle name was Straits
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: KCFDcat on February 12, 2015, 05:11:38 PM
KCFD wife's aunts name is Glee. super weird.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on February 12, 2015, 07:10:57 PM
I've met a Beowulf.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on February 12, 2015, 07:12:57 PM
I've met a Beowulf.

me too!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on February 15, 2015, 09:47:42 PM
Tilden
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on February 16, 2015, 07:28:26 PM
Girl named Dorkus.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: 8manpick on February 16, 2015, 08:47:50 PM
Quote from: Sophie Turner Interview
Speaking of direwolves, I met a guy the other day. He was like driving me around, and then he goes, "My name is Dire Wolf." And he showed me his I.D., and his last name was Wolf and his first name was Dire. I'm not kidding.
I hope his middle name was Straits
More likely a Grateful Dead reference than anything else...
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on February 16, 2015, 11:13:30 PM
My grandparents last name was Day.

The name they gave my Aunt?  Sunny

(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/scrubs/images/d/da/9x5_Sunny_Hi_Five_pose.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20091223134902)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Asteriskhead on February 17, 2015, 07:24:00 AM
Keishly
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Katdaddy on February 17, 2015, 09:24:09 AM
Cannon. 

Its one of those names that you can't picture as an adult.  I can see some toddler called cannon but when he is 40?  No.
I take it, you're to young to remember a badass detective show called Cannon.  Who also was the star of the show.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 17, 2015, 01:09:11 PM
Girl named Dorkus.


Gonna win 'em all!

I have heard of this name. A friend of mine had a mother-in-law or something liked that with this name.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on April 11, 2015, 12:54:13 AM
Paighton (girl)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: BringBackEcoKat on April 11, 2015, 02:19:28 AM
I know some bitch named Brittni. Like, with the i, how white could you get?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on April 11, 2015, 07:34:10 AM
I know some bitch named Brittni. Like, with the i, how white could you get?

 :surprised:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: everyone shut up on April 11, 2015, 08:12:38 AM
kenadee
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: BackPayne on April 11, 2015, 11:55:10 AM
I had a female student who was named Diablo. No BS.  :surprised:

She went by her middle name, btw.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on April 11, 2015, 11:55:39 AM
diablo is a great name tho
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on April 11, 2015, 12:32:15 PM
Jaxsyn.    Girl.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: bubbles4ksu on April 19, 2015, 04:07:24 PM
i heard some real doozies this weekend:

Kerosene Phantom [last] - i'm only 99% sure this is white but i couldn't ask
[first] Yoda [last] - the parents had agreed on Owen and then the father asked her permission for Yoda while she was drugged up post-labor.
Justice Trouble [last] - "i named him right, he's in sixth grade now and it's just what he is."
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on April 20, 2015, 11:07:14 AM
Trynadee
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 20, 2015, 11:56:47 AM
diablo is a great name tho

If you are naming a girl, you should never give her a Spanish name that ends in "o". Call her Diabla.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on April 23, 2015, 08:50:35 PM
Rehab Addict Nicole Curtis' niece is named Elwood
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: AppleJack on April 23, 2015, 08:54:35 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on May 04, 2015, 02:36:50 PM
Serenitie Joi

Wonderful newborn Serenitie has a sibling named Memphis.  I'm not sure if Memphis is a boy or a girl.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: BringBackEcoKat on May 04, 2015, 02:40:00 PM
I was watching ESPN earlier and the male anchors name was "Field." I wonder if his parents were hoping for an NFL star.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on May 04, 2015, 02:51:06 PM
Darryl - girl 
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Unruly on May 04, 2015, 02:53:25 PM
My brother and sister in-law are kind of liking the name Stone for their kid if it's a boy. :|
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on May 04, 2015, 02:54:47 PM
My brother and sister in-law are kind of liking the name Stone for their kid if it's a boy. :|

That's a horrible idea, unless you want your son to be a total badass his entire life.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Fedor on May 04, 2015, 03:45:23 PM
My neighbors down the street have 3 daughters; Kynnedy, Lakynn and Brekynn.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on May 04, 2015, 04:16:53 PM
My brother and sister in-law are kind of liking the name Stone for their kid if it's a boy. :|

That's a horrible idea, unless you want your son to be a total badass his entire life.

(http://www.nndb.com/people/401/000025326/stone-phillips.jpg)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 04, 2015, 04:24:45 PM
Icarus, Victor, and Sven. All boys.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on May 04, 2015, 04:29:43 PM
victor isnt really strange. sven is a very normal name in a different part of the world.

kid icarus is rough ridin' doomed.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 04, 2015, 04:43:29 PM
victor is really strange. sven is a very normal name in a different part of the world.

kid icarus is rough ridin' doomed.

Yeah, Icarus is the real WTF there.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on May 04, 2015, 04:46:05 PM
i meant to say victor is not really strange. i apologize to the victors out there for the confusion.

Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 04, 2015, 04:49:30 PM
My brother and sister in-law are kind of liking the name Stone for their kid if it's a boy. :|

I knew a kid in high school named Stoney....and he was  :bigtoke: all the time.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on May 04, 2015, 04:55:58 PM

My neighbors down the street have 3 daughters; Kynnedy, Lakynn and Brekynn.
seems like it should have been Edykynn.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on May 06, 2015, 07:22:59 PM
D'Ann
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on May 06, 2015, 08:44:10 PM
Carol
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on May 07, 2015, 11:29:15 PM
http://deadspin.com/the-future-of-hockey-is-a-bunch-of-kids-with-irritating-1702933861
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on May 07, 2015, 11:43:50 PM
good god, you know it's bad when chase and cole are the respectable 8
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: joda on May 08, 2015, 12:18:27 AM
Not sure on exact spelling but sisters named Taryn and Brynleigh

Also, anyone from from east central KS or that follows pro rodeo remember the Meyers family? Rope, Tye, and Cash
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: KITNfury on May 08, 2015, 06:05:00 AM
Naming a kid after an object is risky because you don't know what future association of that object will be. For instance, how many parents ended up happy they named their kid Steve instead of Rusty (f) Trombone (m) Miller (L)?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on May 08, 2015, 07:32:00 AM
East Central kansas? What the eff is that?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on May 08, 2015, 08:39:48 AM
East Central kansas? What the eff is that?

Western Kansas
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 08, 2015, 08:43:01 AM
East Central kansas? What the eff is that?

Manhattan
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on May 08, 2015, 09:02:43 AM
http://deadspin.com/the-future-of-hockey-is-a-bunch-of-kids-with-irritating-1702933861

Paycen.  Like WTF is that even supposed to be.  Most of their friends and family had pretend to like that name when he was born but the sad thing is a few of their douchey friends really do like it and are kicking themselves for not coming up with it.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: KITNfury on May 08, 2015, 10:26:25 AM
http://deadspin.com/the-future-of-hockey-is-a-bunch-of-kids-with-irritating-1702933861

Paycen.  Like WTF is that even supposed to be.  Most of their friends and family had pretend to like that name when he was born but the sad thing is a few of their douchey friends really do like it and are kicking themselves for not coming up with it.
Rin
Haydn

Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on May 08, 2015, 10:34:27 AM
http://deadspin.com/the-future-of-hockey-is-a-bunch-of-kids-with-irritating-1702933861

Paycen.  Like WTF is that even supposed to be.  Most of their friends and family had pretend to like that name when he was born but the sad thing is a few of their douchey friends really do like it and are kicking themselves for not coming up with it.
Rin
Haydn

Those are bad too but I'm still going with Paycen as the worst name on that list.  It's like the names Payton and Jason made sweet love and then gave birth to a newborn baby name but still managed to spell it weird.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: joda on May 08, 2015, 10:51:45 AM
East Central kansas? What the eff is that?

South of KC, but not yet Southeast. Think Emporia eastward to the MO border.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 08, 2015, 07:55:13 PM
Has "Kynna" been mentioned, yet?

Sent from my SM-G900P using Tapatalk

Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on May 08, 2015, 07:57:23 PM
East Central kansas? What the eff is that?

South of KC, but not yet Southeast. Think Emporia eastward to the MO border.

grat's on being correct mocat
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on May 09, 2015, 02:22:20 PM
Late 40's super white farmer guy cheering on his daughter in soccer this morning,"good job BAE,  YOU GO BAE!"
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on May 09, 2015, 02:22:45 PM
I know it's not a name, but thinks it still belongs here.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: everyone shut up on May 09, 2015, 07:14:08 PM
http://deadspin.com/the-future-of-hockey-is-a-bunch-of-kids-with-irritating-1702933861
35 of the 68 names on that list end with the letter "n". lets get a little more creative folks
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on May 28, 2015, 12:39:49 PM
jayd
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on May 28, 2015, 12:45:05 PM
jayd

I was coming here to post that  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 28, 2015, 12:48:00 PM
http://deadspin.com/the-future-of-hockey-is-a-bunch-of-kids-with-irritating-1702933861
35 of the 68 names on that list end with the letter "n". lets get a little more creative folks

Constandino was pretty good.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: nicname on May 28, 2015, 12:52:19 PM
I keep hoping some of the classics will make a comeback.

The world could use more Dwaynes, Waylons, Bobs, and Bills. Granny names like Gertrude, Ethel and Milfred would be cool too. And Gus. I wouldn't mind cracking beers with a dude named Gus.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on May 28, 2015, 01:08:48 PM
The Wamego Smoke Signal recently had a special insert showing the local towns' recent high school graduates.  Obviously there were plenty of shameful names but oddly enough it seemed like Wamego had a much higher percentage of white-shamey names than the other towns did.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Unruly on May 28, 2015, 01:18:15 PM
My downstairs neighbors got a dog and wanted to name it a super old white dude name.

They went with Walter.

Very solid choice IMO.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on May 28, 2015, 01:19:48 PM
My downstairs neighbors got a dog and wanted to name it a super old white dude name.

They went with Walter.

Very solid choice IMO.

I have a friend who did the same thing.  Went with Gary.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Unruly on May 28, 2015, 01:20:50 PM
My downstairs neighbors got a dog and wanted to name it a super old white dude name.

They went with Walter.

Very solid choice IMO.

I have a friend who did the same thing.  Went with Gary.

Not nearly as solid, or old.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on May 28, 2015, 01:24:22 PM
Alright, Gary  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on May 28, 2015, 01:24:34 PM
I had a dog named gus, he was a teacup poodle
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on May 28, 2015, 01:35:30 PM
Barney and Otto are great names. My neighbor has a four year old named Otto.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 28, 2015, 02:12:05 PM
Gary is a fantastic dog name
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on June 04, 2015, 01:09:00 PM
Grenley (girl)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Unruly on June 04, 2015, 02:23:53 PM
Addy
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on June 04, 2015, 02:47:34 PM
http://www.draplin.com/1998/01/gary_logo.html (http://www.draplin.com/1998/01/gary_logo.html)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 05, 2015, 12:25:07 AM
Gary is a fantastic dog name


I met a dog a few weeks ago whose name was Mr. Hotel.  wtf?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 05, 2015, 12:37:39 AM
Gary is a fantastic dog name


I met a dog a few weeks ago whose name was Mr. Hotel.  wtf?

I don't know if the name Mr. Hotel is weirder than you saying you "met" a dog. Like, I obviously know what you meant, it just sounds weird. Although if he's good at tricks I suppose you could have shaken his hand and exchanged names, but I doubt he retained yours.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 16, 2015, 09:42:39 AM
I feel really stupid when I am talking in my normal midwesterny voice and then I have to change mid-sentence to pronounce a name with a heavy Mexican accent because of how is it pronounced....Is that just me or do other people feel the same way?

There's this kid name Aurel which I thought was named Alron from the way it was pronounced to me until I saw it written out.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on June 16, 2015, 09:47:35 AM
one of my great joys is listening to NPR folk on the radio when they say "nicolas sarkozy".  you can just feel it coming.  "blah blah blah blah NICOLAS SAR-KO-ZEE blah blah blah"
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on June 16, 2015, 10:15:15 AM
Admin at my office who insists on being called rrrrrroxawna instead of just Roxana.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on June 16, 2015, 10:52:51 AM
I feel really stupid when I am talking in my normal midwesterny voice and then I have to change mid-sentence to pronounce a name with a heavy Mexican accent because of how is it pronounced....Is that just me or do other people feel the same way?

There's this kid name Aurel which I thought was named Alron from the way it was pronounced to me until I saw it written out.

You could just do what most white midwesterners do which is butcher the crap out out of Hispanic names while continuing to use your normal midwesterny voice.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on June 16, 2015, 10:54:38 AM
It should surprise none of you that I Trebek the crap out of any/every ethnic word I have the opportunity to pronounce. 
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 16, 2015, 11:02:07 AM
I feel really stupid when I am talking in my normal midwesterny voice and then I have to change mid-sentence to pronounce a name with a heavy Mexican accent because of how is it pronounced....Is that just me or do other people feel the same way?

There's this kid name Aurel which I thought was named Alron from the way it was pronounced to me until I saw it written out.

You could just do what most white midwesterners do which is butcher the crap out out of Hispanic names while continuing to use your normal midwesterny voice.

One kid already gave me a hard time when I pronounced Jesús...He said, "It sounds like you are saying Hey to someone named Seuss."
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on June 16, 2015, 11:10:35 AM
Tell that kid to watch die hard 3
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 16, 2015, 11:13:09 AM
I feel really stupid when I am talking in my normal midwesterny voice and then I have to change mid-sentence to pronounce a name with a heavy Mexican accent because of how is it pronounced....Is that just me or do other people feel the same way?

There's this kid name Aurel which I thought was named Alron from the way it was pronounced to me until I saw it written out.

Actually I thought the kid could be named "L. Ron"....like maybe the family is big into Scientology.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on June 16, 2015, 11:15:00 AM
A Mexican Scientologist?  What would be the chances of that?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 16, 2015, 11:18:22 AM
A Mexican Scientologist?  What would be the chances of that?

I don't know but there is a Scientology center (church?) in Wichita so it could happen.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on June 16, 2015, 11:19:58 AM
A Mexican Scientologist?  What would be the chances of that?

I don't know but there is a Scientology center (church?) in Wichita so it could happen.

Still though... like, juan in a million?






 :Woot: :Woot:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on June 16, 2015, 11:20:16 AM
A Mexican Scientologist?  What would be the chances of that?
https://aidathomas.wordpress.com/2011/07/21/se-esta-quedando-cienciologia-sin-celebridades/
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on June 16, 2015, 11:24:56 AM
there was no denying spracne that one
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on June 16, 2015, 11:32:06 AM
there was no denying spracne that one

You would not believe how satisfied I feel right now. 
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on June 16, 2015, 11:36:00 AM
Congrats, Spracne, on that damn fine post.  I bet your fingers were shaking in anticipation a little bit as you were typing it out.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 16, 2015, 04:04:31 PM
there was no denying spracne that one

You would not believe how satisfied I feel right now.


:dubious: You probably feel as satisfied as I feel when I go to that little breakfast joint in Austin down on Cesar Chavez St., order the Don Juan, and leave satisfied (but not before getting a hearty handshake from Juan himself). :dubious:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on June 24, 2015, 10:55:10 AM
Encountered a person actually named "Jhon". Pronounced "John"
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on June 24, 2015, 10:57:41 AM
Admin at my office who insists on being called rrrrrroxawna instead of just Roxana.


Gonna win 'em all!

Is that a rolled R?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Matt Mckee on June 24, 2015, 10:59:03 AM
My daughter's cheer squad has some really great names. My favorite, Rekkylah.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on June 24, 2015, 11:55:12 AM

Admin at my office who insists on being called rrrrrroxawna instead of just Roxana.


Gonna win 'em all!

Is that a rolled R?
confirmed. Not a stuck key on my typewriter.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on June 24, 2015, 12:09:14 PM

Admin at my office who insists on being called rrrrrroxawna instead of just Roxana.


Gonna win 'em all!

Is that a rolled R?
confirmed. Not a stuck key on my typewriter.


Gonna win 'em all!

I bet that is hilarious watching ppl actually try to follow her wishes and not being able to do it, as well as ppl not GAF and just calling her Roxy or something.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: BackPayne on June 24, 2015, 12:12:45 PM
Addy

 :shakesfist:

My daughter's name is Addyson.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on June 24, 2015, 12:43:29 PM
Why did you spell it wrong?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on June 24, 2015, 01:07:45 PM

Admin at my office who insists on being called rrrrrroxawna instead of just Roxana.


Gonna win 'em all!

Is that a rolled R?
confirmed. Not a stuck key on my typewriter.


Gonna win 'em all!

I bet that is hilarious watching ppl actually try to follow her wishes and not being able to do it, as well as ppl not GAF and just calling her Roxy or something.
I laugh every time I say, "Hi Rrrrrrroxawna."
She loves me. (Figuratively speaking)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: 8manpick on June 24, 2015, 01:25:59 PM

Addy

 :shakesfist:

My daughter's name is Addyson.
white people shame indeed
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SdK on June 24, 2015, 02:24:02 PM
I feel bad for that spelling once she makes it to middle school/high school.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on June 24, 2015, 02:26:20 PM
I feel bad for that spelling once she makes it to middle school/high school.

she is in the age group where all of her peers will be dealing with the same thing most likely
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 24, 2015, 03:09:25 PM
If you have a kid but you call them by a nickname (shortened form of their actual name), at what age should the kid actually know their real name?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on June 24, 2015, 03:15:09 PM
If you have a kid but you call them by a nickname (shortened form of their actual name), at what age should the kid actually know their real name?

Charlie will probably get told his name is Charles when he gets to Kindergarten I guess.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 24, 2015, 04:28:03 PM
If you have a kid but you call them by a nickname (shortened form of their actual name), at what age should the kid actually know their real name?

better question- if you have a kid and name in something but call him something else, why didn't you just name him the thing that you call him?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 24, 2015, 04:29:56 PM
If you have a kid but you call them by a nickname (shortened form of their actual name), at what age should the kid actually know their real name?

better question- if you have a kid and name in something but call him something else, why didn't you just name him the thing that you call him?

my dad should have named me "god damnit, roidhead" then.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on June 24, 2015, 04:50:30 PM
If you have a kid but you call them by a nickname (shortened form of their actual name), at what age should the kid actually know their real name?

better question- if you have a kid and name in something but call him something else, why didn't you just name him the thing that you call him?

What if your dad knew the initials that he wanted to call you and then just filled in the blanks
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on June 24, 2015, 08:59:16 PM

If you have a kid but you call them by a nickname (shortened form of their actual name), at what age should the kid actually know their real name?

better question- if you have a kid and name in something but call him something else, why didn't you just name him the thing that you call him?

Live and learn.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on June 24, 2015, 09:05:12 PM
my parents :curse:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on June 24, 2015, 10:06:45 PM
Quinoa?

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102784783
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: The Big Train on June 24, 2015, 10:20:00 PM
thats sorta at least kind of respectable, i guess
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on June 24, 2015, 10:25:39 PM
There is very little respectable about naming your own child Quinoa to enter  a contest to win 10K in gift certificates to a mediocre restaurant with bad beer.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 24, 2015, 10:29:13 PM
There is very little respectable about naming your own child Quinoa to enter  a contest to win 10K in gift certificates to a mediocre restaurant with bad beer.


There is very little respectable about not acknowledging me calling out your non-acknowledgement of Juan in A Million.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Spracne on June 24, 2015, 10:31:22 PM
There is very little respectable about naming your own child Quinoa to enter  a contest to win 10K in gift certificates to a mediocre restaurant with bad beer.


There is very little respectable about not acknowledging me calling out your non-acknowledgement of Juan in A Million.
SkiB, if it makes you feel any better, I thoroughly enjoyed AND understood the reference. I made the decision not to extend the sequence because I already felt a little embarrassed about how aggressively I pursued the joke.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: BackPayne on June 25, 2015, 07:33:21 AM
Why did you spell it wrong?

Good rough ridin' question!  My wife made that choice.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 25, 2015, 08:29:38 AM
If you have a kid but you call them by a nickname (shortened form of their actual name), at what age should the kid actually know their real name?

better question- if you have a kid and name in something but call him something else, why didn't you just name him the thing that you call him?

My friend wanted to name her daughter Aly, but she was afraid when the daughter grew up she would think the name was too childish/non-professional so she made her actual name Alyssa. Actually she wanted to spell it Ali (which would then be confusing on how it was pronounced) but went with Aly once she decided on Alyssa.  :dunno:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: ben ji on June 25, 2015, 08:34:40 AM
Coworker just had a boy named Karson
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 25, 2015, 08:36:30 AM
Ryatt
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on June 25, 2015, 11:45:23 AM
Brustin (who am i kidding, it's surely Brustyn)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on June 25, 2015, 11:52:11 AM
my parents :curse:
i dont even want to hear it
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on June 25, 2015, 11:53:23 AM
you can't anyways :lol:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on June 25, 2015, 11:54:24 AM
you can't anyways :lol:
:lol:

ouch
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 25, 2015, 11:55:28 AM
you can't anyways :lol:

 :lol: :Woot:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: 8manpick on July 14, 2015, 09:21:33 PM
Kody Cook's little brother's name is Konner. I only know this because he may be looking to play rugby for the KSUFR Cats and a broken link on the website still sends to my email address.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on July 27, 2015, 12:58:01 PM
Caxton. 

This is a girl's name FWIW although it could just as easily have been given to a boy simply because of how terrible of a name it is.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: XocolateThundarr on July 27, 2015, 01:09:16 PM
Buskin
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on July 27, 2015, 08:32:14 PM
Tayten.  Girl

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Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Canary on July 27, 2015, 08:37:41 PM
My family has lots of unusual names.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: AppleJack on July 27, 2015, 08:39:19 PM
Harvest

white people need to be stopped.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 27, 2015, 08:50:54 PM
Harvest

white people need to be stopped.

This one has some potential, depending on the last name. Harvest Korn would be a great name.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mhkpasa on July 28, 2015, 09:49:35 AM
Credence (boy)
Purity (girl)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on September 29, 2015, 03:34:53 PM
Mabel Bea
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: TownieCat on September 29, 2015, 04:11:12 PM
Kerinn
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: AppleJack on September 29, 2015, 04:12:58 PM
Cannon
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on September 30, 2015, 11:18:04 AM
Mersades
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on September 30, 2015, 11:49:04 AM
Levyn


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: TownieCat on October 03, 2015, 03:23:34 PM
Kody
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on October 05, 2015, 07:13:30 PM
If you have a kid but you call them by a nickname (shortened form of their actual name), at what age should the kid actually know their real name?

Annika is 4 and can spell Annika Helene, no concept on how to spell Kiki.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on October 05, 2015, 07:18:14 PM
Harvest

white people need to be stopped.

No rough ridin' way
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on October 05, 2015, 08:10:28 PM
Kody
denied
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on October 06, 2015, 08:26:09 AM

Levyn


Gonna win 'em all!
(I should add that one of the parent's high school basketball number was...... Can you guess?)


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 06, 2015, 08:44:21 AM
Kody
denied

Definitely counts
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: AppleJack on October 06, 2015, 08:55:31 AM
Harvest

white people need to be stopped.

No rough ridin' way

It's true. It's a middle name but still.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 06, 2015, 08:57:15 AM
Canon/Canen, have seen it spelled both ways
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on October 06, 2015, 09:12:15 AM
Kody
denied

Definitely counts
nope
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: TownieCat on October 06, 2015, 09:15:07 AM


Kody
denied

Definitely counts
nope

Find a non-white person named Kody and I'll retract my submission. I know of multiple Midwestern white people named Kody. I'd even suggest that Cody is an exclusively white name.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 06, 2015, 09:21:19 AM


Kody
denied

Definitely counts
nope

Find a non-white person named Kody and I'll retract my submission. I know of multiple Midwestern white people named Kody. I'd even suggest that Cody is an exclusively white name.

I guess you've never heard of Cody ChestnuTT
http://www.cchesnutt.com/
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: TownieCat on October 06, 2015, 09:22:13 AM


Kody
denied

Definitely counts
nope

Find a non-white person named Kody and I'll retract my submission. I know of multiple Midwestern white people named Kody. I'd even suggest that Cody is an exclusively white name.

I guess you've never heard of Cody ChestnuTT
http://www.cchesnutt.com/
You guessed correctly :D
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on October 06, 2015, 09:49:01 AM


Kody
denied

Definitely counts
nope

Find a non-white person named Kody and I'll retract my submission. I know of multiple Midwestern white people named Kody. I'd even suggest that Cody is an exclusively white name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cudU68Cyptw
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on October 06, 2015, 10:38:31 AM


Kody
denied

Definitely counts
nope

Find a non-white person named Kody and I'll retract my submission. I know of multiple Midwestern white people named Kody. I'd even suggest that Cody is an exclusively white name.

I guess you've never heard of Cody ChestnuTT
http://www.cchesnutt.com/

WTF :sdeek:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on October 06, 2015, 04:37:20 PM
Bunch of dumbassas itt arguing over Kody, meanwhile I have a kid (girl) basically named 11 over here.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SdK on October 06, 2015, 08:00:12 PM


Kody
denied

Definitely counts
nope

Find a non-white person named Kody and I'll retract my submission. I know of multiple Midwestern white people named Kody. I'd even suggest that Cody is an exclusively white name.

I guess you've never heard of Cody ChestnuTT
http://www.cchesnutt.com/
Looking good in leather!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 06, 2015, 11:21:34 PM
had a convo with some a preggo friend. naming the kid Brennan
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on October 07, 2015, 05:50:36 AM
had a convo with some a preggo friend. naming the kid Brennan
Brennan's running all over the east coast. Denied. (Sorry Cf3, I really don't feel good about denying you, but I can't change the facts.)


Go ROYALS!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on October 07, 2015, 07:17:18 AM
doesn't make it less shameful
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 07:38:25 AM
the people denying in this thread don't understand this thread
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on October 07, 2015, 08:59:40 AM
had a convo with some a preggo friend. naming the kid Brennan

what is shameful about Brennan? it's an actual Irish name, not a made up weird spelling name like this thread is designed for.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on October 07, 2015, 09:08:29 AM
come back when you have a Brynnyn
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 07, 2015, 09:09:26 AM
A relative of mine named their kid Sage Thor.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on October 07, 2015, 09:12:09 AM
A relative of mine named their kid Sage Thor.

boy or girl?

sage is a girl name to me.

thor is the final boss boys name
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Cartierfor3 on October 07, 2015, 09:13:23 AM
Brennan totally sounded made up. Like some combo of Brandon and Linen. My bad folks!


Also have a friend with a boy named August. Ruling?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 07, 2015, 09:18:11 AM
A relative of mine named their kid Sage Thor.

boy or girl?

sage is a girl name to me.

thor is the final boss boys name

Boy. 
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Dlew12 on October 07, 2015, 09:25:00 AM
Jacquie
 :blank:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on October 07, 2015, 10:07:16 AM
just met a beckett and destiny duo. i shamed them.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 10:10:29 AM
Brennan totally sounded made up. Like some combo of Brandon and Linen. My bad folks!


Also have a friend with a boy named August. Ruling?

Brennan is made up, don't listen to nonsensecat
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on October 07, 2015, 10:14:21 AM
Brennan totally sounded made up. Like some combo of Brandon and Linen. My bad folks!


Also have a friend with a boy named August. Ruling?

Brennan is made up, don't listen to nonsensecat

it is made up in the sense that every single name and word in the history of human language is made up
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 10:15:29 AM
Exactly
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on October 07, 2015, 10:17:35 AM
well that's not the point of the thread is it?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 10:18:34 AM
It's also a stupid name, stand by it cf3
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on October 07, 2015, 10:19:40 AM
that's not the point of the thread is it?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 10:22:58 AM
This thread is to monitor stupid white people names and shame the stupid parents naming their stupid white children stupid names.

 :dunno:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on October 07, 2015, 10:25:17 AM
listen man it's rough ridin' Enya's IRL last name and it's really old and it just does not go in this thread and it sounds nice and it's spelled the only way you should spell it and if it was spelled Brynnyn or something then i would agree with you. if you think Brennan is a stupid name then why don't we just post the entire baby name book ITT
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Dlew12 on October 07, 2015, 10:26:33 AM
brennan outted  :surprised:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 10:26:47 AM
Sounds fine as a last name.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on October 07, 2015, 10:27:20 AM
Sounds fine as a last name.
lol no that is actually worse
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 10:28:19 AM
Sounds fine as a last name.
lol no that is actually worse

Ok Kody
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on October 07, 2015, 10:33:27 AM
remember Colt Brennan? only one of his two names belongs in this thread
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on October 07, 2015, 10:33:29 AM
Sounds fine as a last name.
lol no that is actually worse

Ok Kody
:love:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on October 07, 2015, 10:33:39 AM
Colt
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on October 07, 2015, 10:35:18 AM
remember Colt Brennan? only one of his two names belongs in this thread
not gonna lie thats why i said that, he was such a douche. i hated him at hawaii

Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 10:36:09 AM
remember Colt Brennan? only one of his two names belongs in this thread

I agree. Same with Brennan Smith
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: TownieCat on October 07, 2015, 11:09:41 AM
Brennan totally sounded made up. Like some combo of Brandon and Linen. My bad folks!


Also have a friend with a boy named August. Ruling?

Brennan is made up, don't listen to nonsensecat
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/g38EuW9envN5e/200_s.gif)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 07, 2015, 12:12:40 PM
just met a beckett and destiny duo. i shamed them.

My nephew's gf is named Destiny
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 12:17:29 PM
just met a beckett and destiny duo. i shamed them.

My nephew's gf is named Destiny

Where does she dance?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 07, 2015, 12:24:18 PM
just met a beckett and destiny duo. i shamed them.

My nephew's gf is named Destiny

Where does she dance?

The only strip club that I knew about in Coffeyville (Club 169) closed, so I am not sure.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on October 07, 2015, 02:08:05 PM
I was going to say "Dumbass", but it sounds fine as liblib's last name, so I guess it doesn't belong here.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2015, 02:13:32 PM
It's pronounced do-mah, slobber  :facepalm:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: The Big Train on October 07, 2015, 02:24:33 PM
gavin
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SdK on October 08, 2015, 03:30:52 AM
A relative of mine named their kid Sage Thor.

boy or girl?

sage is a girl name to me.

thor is the final boss boys name

Boy.
I used to work with a guy named Sage.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SdK on October 08, 2015, 03:31:40 AM
A relative of mine named their kid Sage Thor.

boy or girl?

sage is a girl name to me.

thor is the final boss boys name

Boy.
I used to work with a guy named Sage.
Also a different Sage was a regular at Kites. May still be?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on October 08, 2015, 11:33:58 PM
top 10 "regular at kites" list?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SdK on October 09, 2015, 01:22:31 AM
top 10 "regular at kites" list?
He would sit at the bar and drink wine. Claimed to be an author. May have been.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: TownieCat on October 09, 2015, 09:21:36 AM
Not sure why you guys are talking about him in the past tense. He still does all of those things.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SdK on October 09, 2015, 09:55:10 AM
Not sure why you guys are talking about him in the past tense. He still does all of those things.
It's been 7 years. He could have died.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 09, 2015, 09:56:41 AM
He enjoys mae's now. No idea if he goes to kites because I only go there to cheer on DJamer
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on October 11, 2015, 03:37:49 PM
Dallas
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on October 11, 2015, 04:19:06 PM
Scottlin. Has a sister named Aspin.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on October 11, 2015, 05:08:16 PM
I bet Aspin becomes a porn star.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on October 11, 2015, 05:08:37 PM
(Skips pole dancing completely)


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: everyone shut up on October 13, 2015, 06:26:21 AM
Cambrya Nycole
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 13, 2015, 10:14:12 AM
Cambrya Nycole

Totally normal name.  I'm sure it's probably Welsh or something.  Cut the parents some slack.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: dmartin on October 13, 2015, 10:47:05 AM
Cambrya Nycole

Brother named Coheed?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: everyone shut up on October 13, 2015, 10:49:32 AM
Cambrya Nycole

Brother named Coheed?
If her mother has a son someday, I wouldn't doubt it
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on October 13, 2015, 12:04:23 PM
well, i mean it'll be koheed
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 13, 2015, 01:25:23 PM
Cambrya Nycole

Brother named Coheed?


:thumbs:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on October 13, 2015, 04:21:29 PM
top 10 "regular at kites" list?
He would sit at the bar and drink wine. Claimed to be an author. May have been.

That's "The Sage" that guy was around Aggieville forever. When I was around he had a newsletter that focused mostly on sports but had some news too. He is/was a very smart man, he also, iirc, took very good care of Aggieville Terry, the candle guy.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Asteriskhead on October 13, 2015, 04:36:25 PM
Sage is still around doing Sage things.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on October 13, 2015, 07:08:12 PM
Real name? I don't recall Sage from the '90's


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 13, 2015, 08:57:57 PM
Wasn't he publishing some stuff in the Manhattan Free Press for a while?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: AbeFroman on October 14, 2015, 08:42:36 AM
Kailynn

Hey white people: enough with the y's and double n's
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on October 15, 2015, 12:42:24 AM
Wasn't he publishing some stuff in the Manhattan Free Press for a while?

Yep
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on October 15, 2015, 07:38:43 AM
Mischa Leigh
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on October 18, 2015, 06:03:31 PM
Kaylan.   Boy.



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Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Unruly on October 19, 2015, 10:29:15 AM
Vyky
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on October 19, 2015, 10:35:05 AM
Vyky

no way
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on October 19, 2015, 10:45:02 AM
Pretty great, as far as level of shame and stuff.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Unruly on October 19, 2015, 10:45:50 AM
Vyky

no way

Yep.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 19, 2015, 10:49:40 AM
Vyky

Is it pronounced like Vickie?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: dmartin on October 19, 2015, 11:01:14 AM
Vyky

that is fwckd wp
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on October 19, 2015, 11:11:17 AM
Who names their kid Vicky in 2015? Spelling doesn't matter.


Gonna win 'em all!
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Post by: CNS on October 19, 2015, 11:42:25 AM
Who names their kid Vicky in 2015? Spelling doesn't matter.


Gonna win 'em all!

I think Victoria is popular now.   :dunno:
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 19, 2015, 12:23:33 PM
Who names their kid Vicky in 2015? Spelling doesn't matter.


Gonna win 'em all!

I think Victoria is popular now.   :dunno:

I have a cousin named Victoria but she goes by Tori.
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Post by: CNS on October 19, 2015, 12:26:55 PM
Who names their kid Vicky in 2015? Spelling doesn't matter.


Gonna win 'em all!

I think Victoria is popular now.   :dunno:

I have a cousin named Victoria but she goes by Tori.

Probs doesn't even know about Vyky as an option.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 19, 2015, 12:28:25 PM
Who names their kid Vicky in 2015? Spelling doesn't matter.


Gonna win 'em all!

I think Victoria is popular now.   :dunno:

I have a cousin named Victoria but she goes by Tori.

Probs doesn't even know about Vyky as an option.

Her grandmother's name is Vickie (spelled the right way).
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Post by: puniraptor on October 19, 2015, 12:46:21 PM
today i have dealt via email with a person named "Narmathan". I have no clue as to the cultural/ethnic history of this individual
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Post by: puniraptor on October 19, 2015, 12:47:42 PM
today i have dealt via email with a person named "Narmathan". I have no clue as to the cultural/ethnic history of this individual

self shame. google reveals this to be a fairly normal Indian name. This thread caused me to assume it was a whitening of "Nathan".
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Post by: mocat on October 19, 2015, 12:48:59 PM
pretty strong deja vu going on right now
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Post by: puniraptor on October 19, 2015, 12:55:30 PM
pretty strong deja vu going on right now

do we know the same Narmathan  :runaway:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 19, 2015, 02:07:13 PM
pretty strong deja vu going on right now

do we know the same Narmathan  :runaway:

Probably not. It's a very common name, after all.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 19, 2015, 02:08:39 PM
today i have dealt via email with a person named "Narmathan". I have no clue as to the cultural/ethnic history of this individual

self shame. google reveals this to be a fairly normal Indian name. This thread caused me to assume it was a whitening of "Nathan".

Is that a male or female name?
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Post by: puniraptor on October 19, 2015, 02:10:02 PM
male
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 19, 2015, 02:10:34 PM
Do you guys think Kadence is a boy or girl?
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Post by: Brock Landers on October 19, 2015, 02:25:05 PM
Do you guys think Kadence is a boy or girl?

The spelling is critical.  Kadence should be for a boy IMO.  (Actually it shouldn't be anyone's name but whatever.)

Now if it was spelled Khaidynnse then that would be for a girl.
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Post by: puniraptor on October 19, 2015, 02:37:58 PM
i think girl
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 19, 2015, 02:42:18 PM
Turns out it is a boy.
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Post by: everyone shut up on October 20, 2015, 11:24:55 AM
Haevyn
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 20, 2015, 11:50:24 AM
Haevyn

Is it pronounced Haven or Heaven?
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Post by: everyone shut up on October 20, 2015, 11:56:33 AM
Haevyn

Is it pronounced Haven or Heaven?
Haven
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Post by: 8manpick on October 20, 2015, 12:06:16 PM
One family: Mercedes (Sadie), Maverick, Montana
Their cousins: Derby, Jodeyn (sp?), Brix
Other cousin: Jacob
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Post by: AppleJack on October 20, 2015, 12:08:36 PM
Brix?  :lol:
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Post by: slobber on October 20, 2015, 12:09:08 PM
One family: Mercedes (Sadie), Maverick, Montana
Their cousins: Derby, Jodeyn (sp?), Brix
Other cousin: Jacob
Jacob is totally going to mush those other dumbasses.
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Post by: kslim on October 20, 2015, 12:49:15 PM
Quote from: 8manpick link5=topic=28301.msg1456012#msg1456012 date=1445360776
One family: Mercedes (Sadie), Maverick, Montana
Their cousins: Derby, Jodeyn (sp?), Brix
Other cousin: Jacob
i know of a riddick rowan ryker
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Post by: puniraptor on October 20, 2015, 01:24:48 PM
shianne
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 20, 2015, 01:28:28 PM
Met a kid named Mozart. He's not exactly white though so maybe this is the wrong thread.
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Post by: puniraptor on October 22, 2015, 11:46:16 AM
Andin
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Post by: Unruly on October 22, 2015, 01:01:15 PM
Oh man!

Makes me want to name my kid Andor
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Post by: dmartin on October 22, 2015, 02:16:20 PM
Met a kid named Mozart. He's not exactly white though so maybe this is the wrong thread.

You're looking for the "Minority Name, Minority Creativity" thread.
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Post by: everyone shut up on October 22, 2015, 02:16:30 PM
Brix is the winner
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Post by: MakeItRain on October 22, 2015, 11:34:33 PM
Royal
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2015/10/22/oh-baby-royals-fans-name-newborn-after-team-video.html
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chipper-jones-headshake.gif)
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 23, 2015, 08:12:16 AM
Royal
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2015/10/22/oh-baby-royals-fans-name-newborn-after-team-video.html
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chipper-jones-headshake.gif)

I know an adult man named Royal.
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Post by: CNS on October 23, 2015, 09:22:13 AM
Same.  Really old white guy.

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Post by: spacedog on October 23, 2015, 10:53:20 AM
Zayla
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Post by: everyone shut up on October 23, 2015, 11:00:35 AM
didnt jordy name his kid royal?
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Post by: TownieCat on October 23, 2015, 11:45:51 AM
didnt jordy name his kid royal?
Canco
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Post by: MakeItRain on October 26, 2015, 01:17:49 AM
Heavenly
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Post by: The Big Train on October 26, 2015, 02:38:18 PM

Heavenly

I have a cousin named Nevaeh.  It was intentionally heaven spelled backwards, we don't talk about that aunt/cousin part of my family much
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Post by: CNS on October 26, 2015, 02:49:28 PM

Heavenly

I have a cousin named Nevaeh.  It was intentionally heaven spelled backwards, we don't talk about that aunt/cousin part of my family much

There are like 3 or 4 Naveah's in my kids' school right now.
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Post by: The Big Train on October 26, 2015, 02:50:59 PM


Heavenly

I have a cousin named Nevaeh.  It was intentionally heaven spelled backwards, we don't talk about that aunt/cousin part of my family much

There are like 3 or 4 Naveah's in my kids' school right now.

she lives in Kentucky so I guess it's more common than I thought
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Post by: CNS on October 26, 2015, 02:57:43 PM
Yeah, it surprised me when I found out.  One of my good friends from HS named his kid that.  I asked my kid about her the other day and he asked, "Which Neveah?" then listed off 3 or 4 girls. 

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Post by: mocat on October 26, 2015, 03:21:54 PM
Royal
http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2015/10/22/oh-baby-royals-fans-name-newborn-after-team-video.html
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/chipper-jones-headshake.gif)

sounds like a stud kid

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/khsdrrsldj2in5qxhbxj.jpg)
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Post by: 8manpick on November 08, 2015, 01:14:23 PM
Blaise Royal
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Post by: TownieCat on November 18, 2015, 10:58:04 PM
Snyder
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Post by: CNS on November 19, 2015, 06:42:59 AM
Snyder
Last name: Notacat?

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Post by: everyone shut up on November 25, 2015, 12:26:10 PM
Izak
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Post by: BackPayne on November 26, 2015, 04:55:19 PM
Just saw in the paper a girl's middle name is Queenbee. Not playin'!   :facepalm:
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Post by: slackcat on November 27, 2015, 07:46:06 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgurLvbahVokQBW3N_49tdr5QQ7vGfgID9_BHkH8D8DkORmOSkHw)
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 03, 2015, 07:11:15 PM
Holy crap :lol:

Google Ty Detmer and read his kids' names. :lol: :lol:

I'd post them here but I think you'll have more fun revealing it to yourself
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Post by: libstradamus on December 03, 2015, 07:16:00 PM
stefani
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Post by: MakeItRain on December 03, 2015, 10:36:58 PM
stefani

 :nono:
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Post by: MakeItRain on December 03, 2015, 10:37:45 PM
Rogan
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Post by: libstradamus on December 03, 2015, 10:45:26 PM
stefani

 :nono:

@'bias
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Post by: MakeItRain on December 03, 2015, 10:58:13 PM
stefani

 :nono:

@'bias

I figured that's who you were referencing but I wasn't sure.
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Post by: TownieCat on December 04, 2015, 01:23:43 AM
Holy crap

Google Ty Detmer and read his kids' names.

I'd post them here but I think you'll have more fun revealing it to yourself
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on December 05, 2015, 11:51:12 AM
4th string Baylor quarterback Lynx Hawthorne
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Post by: wetwillie on December 05, 2015, 12:35:08 PM
white people really need to be stopped.  This is out of hand. 
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Post by: Skipper44 on December 05, 2015, 11:09:13 PM
Holy crap :lol:

Google Ty Detmer and read his kids' names. :lol: :lol:

I'd post them here but I think you'll have more fun revealing it to yourself
yes, veri funni
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Post by: Emo EMAW on December 07, 2015, 12:05:10 PM
Jennryl (pronounced like two-syllable general; also a girl)

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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 07, 2015, 12:36:28 PM
Racey
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Post by: everyone shut up on December 07, 2015, 12:39:21 PM
the women who name these kids are surely the same ones who read all the mommyblogs
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Post by: Gooch on December 07, 2015, 04:51:47 PM
Racey
stripper name
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Post by: Emo EMAW on December 09, 2015, 02:16:36 PM
http://magazine.foxnews.com/at-home/babies-now-being-named-after-instagram-filters?intcmp=hphz13

Babies Now Being Named After Instagram Filters
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Post by: MakeItRain on December 09, 2015, 02:26:29 PM
That's pretty misleading
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Post by: mocat on December 09, 2015, 03:01:52 PM
4th string Baylor quarterback Lynx Hawthorne

lynx hawthorne is an amazing name
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 12, 2015, 11:13:56 AM
A guy on the radio just dedicated a song to his girlfriend, Placenta.
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Post by: everyone shut up on December 13, 2015, 08:50:24 PM
Korhy
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Post by: slobber on December 14, 2015, 05:50:57 AM
A guy on the radio just dedicated a song to his girlfriend, Placenta.
Had to be on a dare. I need a birth certificate to believe that one.  :surprised:
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Post by: Harry rex vonner on December 14, 2015, 10:35:12 AM
Cullen

J'Rabb

Pod

Delta

Guv

JimmyB

Douggars

Rev
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Post by: everyone shut up on December 14, 2015, 11:06:43 AM
'grats on all your kids, harry
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 14, 2015, 12:26:07 PM
A guy on the radio just dedicated a song to his girlfriend, Placenta.
Had to be on a dare. I need a birth certificate to believe that one.  :surprised:

parents must have been big live fans.
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Post by: libstradamus on December 14, 2015, 12:32:02 PM
Well now I have to go listen to I alone
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Post by: AbeFroman on December 14, 2015, 01:30:34 PM
Holy crap :lol:

Google Ty Detmer and read his kids' names. :lol: :lol:

I'd post them here but I think you'll have more fun revealing it to yourself

I also enjoyed his brother's name  :D
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Post by: everyone shut up on December 15, 2015, 09:59:03 PM
Alyeus (pronounced like Elias)
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Post by: libstradamus on January 04, 2016, 05:58:01 PM
An adult named tad
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 05, 2016, 08:04:04 AM
Ezekiel Bear
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 05, 2016, 09:26:08 AM
Ezekiel Bear

Is Bear the last name or middle name?
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 05, 2016, 09:31:23 AM
Ezekiel Bear

Is Bear the last name or middle name?

Middle duh.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 05, 2016, 09:32:21 AM
Ezekiel Bear

Is Bear the last name or middle name?

Middle duh.

It sounds like that was the name of a stuffed bear that the mom had when she was a kid.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 05, 2016, 09:45:47 AM
Ezekiel Bear

Is Bear the last name or middle name?

Middle duh.

It sounds like that was the name of a stuffed bear that the mom had when she was a kid.

Can't remember where they got the first name.  "Bear" showed up on a list.  Probably from people watching Alaskan Bush People (which is excellent, BTW, and Bear is my favorite character).
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Post by: mocat on January 05, 2016, 09:46:58 AM
i knew a guy in HS whose name is Israel Bear (first and last)
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Post by: Emo EMAW on January 05, 2016, 09:50:53 AM
American Indian?
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Post by: mocat on January 05, 2016, 09:51:21 AM
American Indian?

maybe
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Post by: slobber on January 05, 2016, 10:37:07 AM

Ezekiel Bear

Is Bear the last name or middle name?

Middle duh.
Ezekiel Bear Bryant.
White Alabama parents?


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Post by: CNS on January 05, 2016, 11:21:22 AM
American Indian?

maybe

May be DQ'ed from the thread.  I mean, I know a 7 year old kid named Brave Eagle, but it doesn't belong here.
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Post by: Brock Landers on January 05, 2016, 11:49:16 AM
Grown ass adult man named Cayenne.
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Post by: CNS on January 05, 2016, 11:51:23 AM
sure it wasn't Cheyenne?
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Post by: Brock Landers on January 05, 2016, 11:56:18 AM
Oh if only he was that lucky.  Nope, it was Cayenne.
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Post by: mocat on January 05, 2016, 12:08:37 PM
American Indian?

maybe

May be DQ'ed from the thread.  I mean, I know a 7 year old kid named Brave Eagle, but it doesn't belong here.

yeah i didn't post it as a shame post, just in reference to the other Bear name ITT
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Post by: SdK on January 05, 2016, 05:17:58 PM
An adult named tad
Works at Best Buy in Topeka. Also used to be be a teacher. Also...has a cap journal article about him. Also is a pederast.
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Post by: slobber on January 05, 2016, 06:52:59 PM
Thatcher


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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 08, 2016, 11:20:40 AM
Davis and Sanders (brothers)
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Post by: everyone shut up on January 08, 2016, 12:25:08 PM
Davis and Sanders (brothers)
would make a studly law firm
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 08, 2016, 01:48:24 PM
Davis and Sanders (brothers)
would make a studly law firm

yes, yes it would.

I also just ran across an adult named jennipher. I mean seriously.  :lol:
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 08, 2016, 02:14:46 PM
Davis and Sanders (brothers)
would make a studly law firm

Yes, I was thinking the same thing when I typed that in.
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Post by: mocat on January 08, 2016, 03:58:24 PM
Davis and Sanders (brothers)
would make a studly law firm

yes, yes it would.

I also just ran across an adult named jennipher. I mean seriously.  :lol:

boomer parents?
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 11, 2016, 09:05:50 PM
Davis and Sanders (brothers)

Davis and Sanders are not twins but they are always dressed identical (well 2/2 times I have seen them) and they do look very much like one another.

Listen parents, if you want me to call your kids by the right name, don't dress them alike and confuse me.
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Post by: Brock Landers on January 13, 2016, 01:02:09 PM
Some 31 year old lady with a couple of kids under 3:  Karsyn - a girl, I think.  Adein - boy.
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Post by: Gooch on January 13, 2016, 02:52:18 PM
White people need to be stopped
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Post by: slobber on January 14, 2016, 07:38:54 AM
Gooch. 30ish. Male.


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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 14, 2016, 09:42:06 AM
Gooch. 30ish. Male.


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he's like 47 at least
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Post by: libstradamus on January 14, 2016, 10:03:20 AM
Gooch. 30ish. Male.


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he's like 47 at least

Wow, younger than he looks
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Post by: mocat on January 14, 2016, 01:49:37 PM
?s=09
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Post by: dmartin on January 14, 2016, 03:06:36 PM
I work with a girl named Brytani

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Post by: Tobias on January 14, 2016, 03:08:51 PM
lamb brytani
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 14, 2016, 09:13:05 PM
Azrael & Aurora  (brother & sister)
Isn't Azrael the angel of death and also Gargamel's cat?
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Post by: dmartin on January 15, 2016, 08:36:38 AM
Azrael & Aurora  (brother & sister)
Isn't Azrael the angel of death and also Gargamel's cat?

I counter with an Azrael and a Fiona
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 15, 2016, 08:50:15 AM
All within the same class of kids that I have to keep straight there are Azrael, Israel, and Aurel.
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Post by: libstradamus on January 15, 2016, 09:25:34 AM
Why do you have a class of kids?
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 15, 2016, 10:32:58 AM
Why do you have a class of kids?

It's at the YMCA. That's all I can say. (See I don't hate children.)
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Post by: Brock Landers on January 20, 2016, 03:21:53 PM
Chick with 3 boys:  Zander, Silas, Phoenix.  Actually not too terrible compared to some of the other offerings here but still thought it was worthy of submission.
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Post by: Gooch on January 20, 2016, 03:39:20 PM
I saw the name Jazzman the other day. Not sure if white tho.
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Post by: libstradamus on January 20, 2016, 03:41:49 PM
Male or female  :surprised:
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Post by: CNS on January 20, 2016, 03:46:16 PM
Macyn.
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Post by: Gooch on January 20, 2016, 03:52:12 PM
Male or female  :surprised:
Female. Super weird spelling
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Post by: AppleJack on January 20, 2016, 03:59:07 PM
Rex Frank (last name)

I love it
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Post by: libstradamus on January 20, 2016, 04:50:32 PM
Yeah, no shame there bro
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Post by: Tobias on January 20, 2016, 04:53:11 PM

I saw the name Jazzman the other day. Not sure if white tho.

that's a superhero dude
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Post by: libstradamus on January 20, 2016, 05:00:37 PM
Xpost with erii kid thread?
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Post by: Tobias on January 20, 2016, 05:04:11 PM
durstlynn laettner roberson
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Post by: SdK on January 20, 2016, 09:56:30 PM
Bryndan Manser
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Post by: puniraptor on January 21, 2016, 02:55:34 AM
Tennyson (girl)
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Post by: slobber on January 21, 2016, 05:26:56 AM

Tennyson (girl)
Ben?


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Post by: Emo EMAW on February 10, 2016, 12:12:47 PM
Maple Honeydew
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 10, 2016, 12:18:07 PM
Maple Honeydew

fake?
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Post by: The Big Train on February 10, 2016, 12:18:13 PM
That sounds like a sweet name
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Post by: mhkpasa on February 10, 2016, 12:38:56 PM
Maple Honeydew

fake?

According to IG, Mac Lethal named his daughter that
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 10, 2016, 12:40:41 PM
Did you guys know that Kevin Smith has a daughter named Harley Quinn? And Gooch doesn't even know who Harley Quinn is.  :lol:
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Post by: kitten_mittons on February 12, 2016, 12:39:15 PM
"Ryvr" pronounced "River."

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Post by: TownieCat on March 17, 2016, 04:35:51 PM
Makai
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Post by: everyone shut up on April 14, 2016, 10:54:36 AM
Saylor Moon
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Post by: CNS on April 14, 2016, 11:17:38 AM
Was at 3&2 in Lenexa twice in the last week for little league games.  Both times were overload on such names.

All popular baseball gear brands were represented multiple times.  Its ridic.
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Post by: meow meow on April 14, 2016, 11:28:54 AM
Ezra
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Post by: CNS on April 14, 2016, 11:47:05 AM
Ezra

I have one in my fam
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Post by: The Big Train on April 14, 2016, 11:50:49 AM
Saylor Moon

Like the cartoon show/character thing :sdeek:
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Post by: meow meow on April 14, 2016, 11:51:15 AM
Ezra

I have one in my fam

 :whistle1:
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Post by: libstradamus on April 14, 2016, 12:12:24 PM
Was at 3&2 in Lenexa twice in the last week for little league games.  Both times were overload on such names.

All popular baseball gear brands were represented multiple times.  Its ridic.

What are the popular baseball gear names?
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 14, 2016, 12:20:49 PM
Russell, Wilson, Spalding, New Era, Easton, Louisville Slugger,
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Post by: CNS on April 14, 2016, 12:37:45 PM
Did not encounter New Era or Slugger.  I wouldn't bet that there isn't a Slugger though.  It has only been two games so far. 
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Post by: everyone shut up on April 14, 2016, 01:42:41 PM
Saylor Moon

Like the cartoon show/character thing :sdeek:
all i can figure. dad's a "rock star"
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Post by: The Big Train on April 17, 2016, 08:01:35 PM
Vallery
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Post by: mocat on April 17, 2016, 10:04:01 PM
Ezra

How does this name belong here?
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Post by: meow meow on April 17, 2016, 10:06:41 PM
Ezra

How does this name belong here?

I don't know man get off my back
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Post by: The Big Train on April 17, 2016, 10:15:11 PM
welp we just figured out mocat's middle name
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Post by: wetwillie on April 17, 2016, 10:16:57 PM
I think it's his fathers name
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Post by: libstradamus on April 17, 2016, 11:20:11 PM
Chode Ezra Cat

Quite the name
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 27, 2016, 01:56:47 PM
How do you pronounce this name...
Deney
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Post by: Emo EMAW on April 27, 2016, 02:01:03 PM
Boy or girl?  As in which do they identify as?
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 27, 2016, 02:01:30 PM
Boy or girl?  As in which do they identify as?

Woman
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Post by: Emo EMAW on April 27, 2016, 02:03:03 PM
Duh-NAY
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Post by: Dlew12 on April 27, 2016, 02:18:59 PM
Becky
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Post by: mocat on April 27, 2016, 03:05:32 PM
Duh-NAY

also Jen-NAY
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Post by: The Big Train on April 27, 2016, 03:15:17 PM
Duh-NAY

also Jen-NAY

Example:

That's my Jen-NAY(forest voice).
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Post by: Brock Landers on April 27, 2016, 04:26:23 PM
Preslee
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Post by: mocat on April 27, 2016, 04:44:07 PM
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Post by: meow meow on April 27, 2016, 04:45:58 PM
Duh-NAY

also Jen-NAY

Example:

That's my Jen-NAY(forest voice).

good one
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Post by: The Big Train on April 27, 2016, 04:46:09 PM
I got Gavin in here first! :Woot:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: The Big Train on April 27, 2016, 04:46:38 PM
It's a girl tho, what is Bill's?
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Post by: mocat on April 27, 2016, 04:52:45 PM
I got Gavin in here first! :Woot:

wow, you're a real quick draw degraw!
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Post by: mocat on April 27, 2016, 04:57:56 PM
i'm on fire right now spracne, wherever you are
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Post by: everyone shut up on May 09, 2016, 10:16:56 AM
Cyierra Mekkala
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Post by: Brock Landers on May 09, 2016, 10:21:07 AM
Tuesday Blu
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 09, 2016, 01:51:42 PM
Cyierra Mekkala

Did they find her dad?!  :sdeek:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: everyone shut up on May 09, 2016, 01:53:34 PM
Cyierra Mekkala

Did they find her dad?!  :sdeek:
yes, motorcycle broke down
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on May 16, 2016, 05:06:18 PM
Fern Keni


Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
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Post by: slobber on May 16, 2016, 05:06:32 PM
You are welcome.


Gonna win 'em all! (using Tapatalk)
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Post by: TCUHornedFrog on May 18, 2016, 12:17:27 PM
A guy I went to high school with named his daughter Khaleesi.   :Yuck:
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Post by: puniraptor on May 26, 2016, 02:44:54 AM
Paiten (girl)
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 26, 2016, 08:10:44 AM
Paiten (girl)

Pronounced like Peyton?
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Post by: puniraptor on May 27, 2016, 12:11:36 AM
Yup
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on May 28, 2016, 08:32:19 AM
I am sure this has been mentioned, but when white people tell you their kid's somewhat normal sounding name and then they spell it for you and it is spelled all stupidly, I want to smack them. WE ARE AT THE PARK, I DON'T GIVE A CRAP HOW YOU ARE A DUMBASS AND COULDN'T JUST SPELL YOUR KIDS NAME NORMALLY!!!!!"


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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 28, 2016, 09:53:51 AM
I am sure this has been mentioned, but when white people tell you their kid's somewhat normal sounding name and then they spell it for you and it is spelled all stupidly, I want to smack them. WE ARE AT THE PARK, I DON'T GIVE A CRAP HOW YOU ARE A DUMBASS AND COULDN'T JUST SPELL YOUR KIDS NAME NORMALLY!!!!!"


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Don't hang out with losers
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Post by: Brock Landers on May 28, 2016, 10:05:16 AM
Who are you to tell someone they can't spell their firstborn son's name Jackson as Jhakxsyn?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: slobber on May 28, 2016, 11:09:13 AM
I am sure this has been mentioned, but when white people tell you their kid's somewhat normal sounding name and then they spell it for you and it is spelled all stupidly, I want to smack them. WE ARE AT THE PARK, I DON'T GIVE A CRAP HOW YOU ARE A DUMBASS AND COULDN'T JUST SPELL YOUR KIDS NAME NORMALLY!!!!!"


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Don't hang out with losers
I don't! I took toddlerdobber to the park. He makes friends with a kid. The kid's parent comes over and tells me how outgoing and awesome toddlerdobber is. Then he/she tells me that Jackson -spelled JHAXSONNE- struggles to make friends.
NO crap! HE IS EMBARRASSED BY HOW YOH ALWAYS TELL EVERYONE HOW HE SPELLS HIS NAME!


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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 03, 2016, 04:21:15 PM
Have we discussed "Kashley" before?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on June 03, 2016, 04:28:12 PM
I know a Cash and a Kash.  No Kashley, though.

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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 03, 2016, 05:14:06 PM
Cydeny
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Post by: libstradamus on June 03, 2016, 05:18:33 PM
Cydeny

ISU weirdo
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Post by: Brock Landers on June 16, 2016, 04:06:20 PM
:facepalm: :facepalm:

Journey Miracle   
Merope Jubilee

I have no idea on that second name.  Pronounced "MER-o-pee"?
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Post by: Dlew12 on June 16, 2016, 04:11:35 PM
i'm very excited to name my kids something very boring.  good strong Christian names.  Benjamin or Frederick and David or something.  regal sounding.  and then feel superior to people who name their kids new age names like Kadence.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 16, 2016, 04:20:59 PM
I prefer classic, not boring.
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Post by: libstradamus on June 16, 2016, 04:21:37 PM
Menudo EMAW
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Post by: Tobias on June 16, 2016, 04:40:24 PM
Winchester
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Post by: Tobias on June 16, 2016, 04:41:17 PM
Bushmaster EMAW
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Post by: The Big Train on June 16, 2016, 04:42:30 PM
Standergrnd EMAW
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 17, 2016, 12:50:39 AM
Lil SB has a boring name and we feel very very good about that
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 17, 2016, 09:48:26 AM
Winchester

A friend hired a dude named Remington. (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/guns/machine-gun.gif)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on June 17, 2016, 10:21:29 AM
I don't see how that is any worse than baseball ppl naming their kids Easton and other dumb stuff.
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Post by: TCUHornedFrog on June 17, 2016, 10:23:20 AM
One of our key accounts contacts is named Remington.  He's a pretty stereotypical white finance guy.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 17, 2016, 10:25:16 AM
I don't think that's what either of those groups of people are doing.  Pretty ignorant on the baseball people tho.  That can't be a thing.
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Post by: CNS on June 17, 2016, 03:47:23 PM
I don't think that's what either of those groups of people are doing.  Pretty ignorant on the baseball people tho.  That can't be a thing.

I know a guy from HS who did that and heard a rando at the ballpark a month or so ago who did that.  Two instances = A Thing?   :dunno:  I mean, it could be much more prevalent. I don't run in baseball circles much.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 17, 2016, 03:57:26 PM
Damn it might be a thing.
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Post by: KCFDcat on June 17, 2016, 07:40:02 PM
A friend of mine named his sons Kash and Kase. really hoping they don't have another kid,  :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:

Their last names starts with a C so he wanted his kids initials to be KC. yikes.
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Post by: wetwillie on June 17, 2016, 08:25:11 PM
Bill Simmons named his son Benjamin Oakley Simmons for the initials BOS so the precedent was already set.
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Post by: Kat Kid on June 17, 2016, 09:02:18 PM
A friend of mine named his sons Kash and Kase. really hoping they don't have another kid,  :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:

Their last names starts with a C so he wanted his kids initials to be KC. yikes.

 :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:

worlds colliding
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 18, 2016, 06:09:12 PM
Tenlee


Marielle (mari part is pronounced like calamari)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: sys on June 18, 2016, 06:13:43 PM
Marielle (mari part is pronounced like calamari)

that's a normal french name, and quite charming too, i might add.
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Post by: gatoveintisiete on June 18, 2016, 06:40:12 PM
I don't think that's what either of those groups of people are doing.  Pretty ignorant on the baseball people tho.  That can't be a thing.

I know a guy from HS who did that and heard a rando at the ballpark a month or so ago who did that.  Two instances = A Thing?   :dunno:  I mean, it could be much more prevalent. I don't run in baseball circles much.

This is a confirmed thing.
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 18, 2016, 07:00:23 PM
A friend of mine named his sons Kash and Kase. really hoping they don't have another kid,  :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:

Their last names starts with a C so he wanted his kids initials to be KC. yikes.

When Mrs. CF3 was pregs with this last one, people would ask me if I was going to name the baby Casey or KC or Salvy or Gordon or whatever. It always seems v bizarre to me.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: sys on June 18, 2016, 08:34:18 PM
gore cartier43 would be a name a child could wear with pride.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on June 18, 2016, 08:58:53 PM
Lil Speeddo cf3
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on June 18, 2016, 09:26:40 PM
Marielle (mari part is pronounced like calamari)

that's a normal french name, and quite charming too, i might add.

I lived with a French host family for two weeks and they had a daughter named Marielle
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on July 01, 2016, 10:48:11 AM
A couple in my town recently had their 5th, yes I said 5th, child and gave him a name starting with the letter J.  Why is this shameful?  Their other 4 kids all have names that start with J too.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on July 01, 2016, 10:53:54 AM
Brock
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Post by: The Big Train on July 01, 2016, 11:45:51 AM
Sean
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Post by: The Big Train on July 01, 2016, 11:46:05 AM
Jacob
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Post by: Tobias on July 01, 2016, 11:57:13 AM
Brock

i seriously lol every time i hear someone actually named that
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on July 01, 2016, 12:54:15 PM
Brock

i seriously lol every time i hear someone actually named that

Don't even get me started on this guy!

(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/965thefox.com/files/2014/04/Brock-Jensen_Draftnik-Central-214x300.jpg)
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Post by: libstradamus on July 01, 2016, 12:56:12 PM
Brock

i seriously lol every time i hear someone actually named that

Preferable to Chest though
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 01, 2016, 02:02:03 PM
brynlynn
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Post by: mocat on July 01, 2016, 02:24:24 PM
brynlynn

that can't be real
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 01, 2016, 02:29:23 PM
You mean to tell me you've read 22 pages of this thread and you are trying to tell me that Brynlynn is out of the realm of possibility? Get real, Jack.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on July 01, 2016, 02:34:34 PM
i just can't trust you anymore
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Gooch on July 01, 2016, 02:43:46 PM
Laken
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Post by: TownieCat on August 09, 2016, 08:22:00 AM
Maisyn
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Post by: Asteriskhead on August 09, 2016, 09:36:08 AM
Brock

i seriously lol every time i hear someone actually named that

i don't care if it's a month later, we're fighting.
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Post by: mhkpasa on August 09, 2016, 09:42:46 AM
Krew
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Post by: Skipper44 on August 09, 2016, 02:15:01 PM
Krew
needs an umlaut  :Hook'em:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on August 09, 2016, 10:09:10 PM
Okay guys I'm going to shut the thread down with this one, it's so bad I thought about posting a picture of the registration form, but I won't.

You ready...






It's really bad...






I can't believe someone named their daughter...



No bullshit...











Clitori


I wish I were bullshitting :frown:
She's a very cute, sweet girl as well. Thankfully she goes by Tori, but when she writes her name she writes it completely out, totally unsuspecting, for now.
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Post by: libstradamus on August 09, 2016, 10:10:44 PM
those are shithead parents smdh
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Post by: The Big Train on August 09, 2016, 10:11:03 PM
Fake
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Post by: TownieCat on August 09, 2016, 10:11:41 PM
I want an explanation, and it better be a good one.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 09, 2016, 10:19:19 PM
That can't be real. MIR is being punked or something.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on August 09, 2016, 10:55:10 PM
One of my campers, it's mumped up, amazingly she seems like a well adjusted kid.
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Post by: 'taterblast on August 10, 2016, 12:11:02 AM
oh wow
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 10, 2016, 12:16:01 AM
If a mod is able to privately verify, I vote shut it down shut it down now.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on August 10, 2016, 07:40:51 AM
Shame
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 10, 2016, 08:01:59 AM
Is this actually a "white person"? There seem to be a lot of people named Clitoria on Facebook and some of them even look real. Most of the real ones look like they are Middle Eastern and/or Muslim.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on August 10, 2016, 08:03:17 AM
A quick Facebook data call reveals at least one more Clitori and several Clitoria and a few Clitorius (!)

Is this really a white person, mir? Or are you trying to sneak in a latin or filipina?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on August 10, 2016, 11:44:44 AM
Is this actually a "white person"?

This is the white people name, white people shame thread, correct?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 10, 2016, 11:56:27 AM
Is this actually a "white person"?

This is the white people name, white people shame thread, correct?

Yes. Just making sure that in your euphoria induced state of seeing that name you didn't accidentally post in the wrong thread.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on August 10, 2016, 01:45:29 PM
Is this actually a "white person"?

This is the white people name, white people shame thread, correct?

Yes. Just making sure that in your euphoria induced state of seeing that name you didn't accidentally post in the wrong thread.

I feel so bad for her I thought about not even posting her name. She's as white as the driven snow.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 10, 2016, 01:59:48 PM
Is this actually a "white person"?

This is the white people name, white people shame thread, correct?

Yes. Just making sure that in your euphoria induced state of seeing that name you didn't accidentally post in the wrong thread.

I feel so bad for her I thought about not even posting her name. She's as white as the driven snow.

Do you have to like call roll and stuff? Like, do you say her name out loud? (At least the first time before you knew she went by Tori.)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Gooch on August 10, 2016, 05:09:22 PM
That girls life is going to turn to crap in Jr. High. :frown:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on August 10, 2016, 05:32:57 PM
Is this actually a "white person"?

This is the white people name, white people shame thread, correct?

Yes. Just making sure that in your euphoria induced state of seeing that name you didn't accidentally post in the wrong thread.

I feel so bad for her I thought about not even posting her name. She's as white as the driven snow.

Do you have to like call roll and stuff? Like, do you say her name out loud? (At least the first time before you knew she went by Tori.)

Her parents wrote Tori parenthetically on her health form, not her registration paperwork though, so I have never and will never call her Clitori. I was surprised that she herself wrote her full name out on a document I needed her to do. As far as I know her counselors do not know her full name, but she may have told them, dunno.

Her parents should legally change her name, it isn't too late. I honestly think her name is a form of abuse.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kitten_mittons on August 12, 2016, 09:27:15 AM
Alyviah
Pronounced Olivia.

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Post by: everyone shut up on August 12, 2016, 12:13:16 PM
lots of special snowflakes ITT
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on August 12, 2016, 12:17:50 PM
OF COURSE A BLACK PERSON WINS THE WHITE NAME, WHITE SHAME THREAD WE JUST DON'T WIN ANYMORE WHITE AMERICA
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on August 12, 2016, 01:04:00 PM
I was about to post Tayten and be happy about it, but damn.....

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Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 14, 2016, 10:07:08 PM
Nice work MIR. :thumbs:

On a similar note, I know a girl named Analaysia, but she doesn't belong in this thread.
 :whistle1:  :Chirp:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on August 14, 2016, 10:43:52 PM
Okie
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Post by: 114Hickory on August 16, 2016, 07:28:00 AM
Karibou
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Post by: libstradamus on August 16, 2016, 07:31:36 AM
Karibou

middle name lou?   :excited:
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Post by: Tobias on August 16, 2016, 07:37:39 AM
that's one of XT's
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Post by: Asteriskhead on August 16, 2016, 09:27:53 AM
most definitely.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: 114Hickory on August 16, 2016, 12:17:29 PM
Karibou

middle name lou?   :excited:

Never heard his middle name.  Last name is Who though.  Plays first base on his t-ball team.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on August 16, 2016, 12:39:57 PM
took my daughter to sneak peek for school last night, her locker mates are liam destiny and truth. yep we are all going to die
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 16, 2016, 12:53:20 PM
took my daughter to sneak peek for school last night, her locker mates are liam destiny and truth. yep we are all going to die

Is that two or three locker mates?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: libstradamus on August 16, 2016, 12:57:46 PM
took my daughter to sneak peek for school last night, her locker mates are liam destiny and truth. yep we are all going to die

Is that two or three locker mates?

Might be just one
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: steve dave on August 16, 2016, 12:59:17 PM
the kids in my kids preschool class have cool names:

Hamsini
Charlie
Liam
Poppy
Henry
Jaxson
Harper
Cadence
Anika

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Post by: TCUHornedFrog on August 16, 2016, 01:36:17 PM
the kids in my kids preschool class have cool names:

Anika

If this kid is Serbian or Bosnian, then this is a normal spelling.  I had a brief stint as a substitute teacher at one point in my life and had a Bosnian girl whose name was Anika (it might have had a c in it though)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on August 16, 2016, 01:38:37 PM
took my daughter to sneak peek for school last night, her locker mates are liam destiny and truth. yep we are all going to die

Is that two or three locker mates?
3 which would make a total of 4 sorry my comma game is spent
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: ChiCat on August 16, 2016, 01:43:52 PM
I like Liam
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on August 16, 2016, 01:44:35 PM
Search function says this perfectly fine name with a stupid spelling hasn't been mentioned yet:

Cevin
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: CNS on August 16, 2016, 01:47:30 PM
Liam Destiny would be awesome as one name.

Liam Destiny and Truth would be the best first name in this thread by a mile.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on August 16, 2016, 02:00:38 PM
Search function says this perfectly fine name with a stupid spelling hasn't been mentioned yet:

Cevin

:users:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on August 16, 2016, 02:20:52 PM
the kids in my kids preschool class have cool names:

Hamsini
Charlie
Liam
Poppy
Henry
Jaxson
Harper
Cadence
Anika

My youngest daughter has a very close variation of one of these names, she's Norwegian.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Gooch on August 16, 2016, 03:03:51 PM
the kids in my kids preschool class have cool names:

Hamsini
Charlie
Liam
Poppy
Henry
Jaxson
Harper
Cadence
Anika

My youngest daughter has a very close variation of one of these names, she's Norwegian.
Also absolutely adorable.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 16, 2016, 03:57:26 PM
Hamsammich?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 16, 2016, 03:59:17 PM
Search function says this perfectly fine name with a stupid spelling hasn't been mentioned yet:

Cevin

Pronounced Seven? Cause that's how I would pronounce it if I saw it.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on August 16, 2016, 04:10:36 PM
Search function says this perfectly fine name with a stupid spelling hasn't been mentioned yet:

Cevin

Pronounced Seven? Cause that's how I would pronounce it if I saw it.

It's supposed to be pronounced like Kevin but yeah to me that's a soft C all day long.  Their kid is gonna get called Seven a lot.
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Post by: libstradamus on August 16, 2016, 04:22:07 PM
Seven is a stud name fwiw
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Post by: mocat on August 16, 2016, 05:45:44 PM
liam is how i imagine skinny benny writes william
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Post by: Gooch on August 17, 2016, 11:15:25 AM
Mr. Seven agrees

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8282/7856484050_b33ca50a8a_b.jpg)
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Post by: kslim on August 17, 2016, 11:47:00 AM
oh crap, slipknot would be king of all names
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Post by: MakeItRain on August 17, 2016, 12:04:08 PM
Hamsammich?

Very close
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Post by: SEK_EMAW on October 06, 2016, 11:57:39 AM
Just saw a Braxtyn and a Daesyn from a mutual friend on FB.  Both boys. 
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Post by: CNS on October 07, 2016, 07:40:27 AM
I know a braxtyn. He was on my kids soccer team.  During practice, he would always go grab as many cones as he could, put them on his head, and run around in circles for like 30min.  Completely oblivious to coaches.  Pretty boss.

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Post by: libstradamus on October 07, 2016, 07:44:30 AM
I know a braxtyn. He was on my kids soccer team.  During practice, he would always go grab as many cones as he could, put them on his head, and run around in circles for like 30min.  Completely oblivious to coaches.  Pretty boss.

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He's so unique!
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Post by: CNS on October 07, 2016, 10:33:08 AM
Evidently, he is a lot less so when he takes his meds.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Gooch on November 17, 2016, 10:17:15 AM
Alix. Guy or girl?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 17, 2016, 10:20:53 AM
Alex is a hot girl name in my experience. 
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on November 17, 2016, 10:22:30 AM
ex-gf named her kid Zeven.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Gooch on November 17, 2016, 10:22:30 AM
Alex is a hot girl name in my experience. 
It is spelled with an I dumb dumb.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on November 17, 2016, 10:23:41 AM
Alex is a hot girl name in my experience. 
It is spelled with an I dumb dumb.

Ya I saw that but I got distracted thinking about hot girls named Alex chill. 
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 17, 2016, 10:24:25 AM
Alix. Guy or girl?

Guy
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 17, 2016, 10:24:50 AM
It's a girl.
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Post by: Gooch on November 17, 2016, 10:28:29 AM
It's a girl.
:thumbs:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on November 17, 2016, 11:30:40 AM
Alix. Guy or girl?

I have a Columbian woman who works for me who spells her name like this, pronounces it Al-leeks
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 17, 2016, 11:38:05 AM
have I ever mentioned Jalisa?
man..
I was with a friend of mine and she said hey lets meet up with my roommate Jalisa at the bar..
She was a short red haired farm girl from Iowa
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Post by: puniraptor on November 23, 2016, 11:58:45 AM
... Azlan
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Post by: Asteriskhead on November 23, 2016, 12:14:44 PM
kinda like that lion-god from Narnia?
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Post by: Gooch on November 23, 2016, 02:34:58 PM
Deo*


*Not sure if actually white but pry
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Post by: Asteriskhead on November 23, 2016, 03:22:13 PM
like the metal-god from Earth?
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 23, 2016, 03:33:19 PM

I'd wanna sing the banana boat song to them all the time
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Post by: Gooch on November 23, 2016, 03:53:02 PM
like the metal-god from Earth?
Maybe they were to stupid to spell Dio correctly?
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Post by: slackcat on November 24, 2016, 06:11:38 AM
Had photographer comment that B-R-I-A-N was an odd way to spell slack jr.'s name.

Dio 

(https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M499585586126782787eefc57a9d2acb0H2&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300)
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Post by: SEK_EMAW on December 02, 2016, 08:48:29 AM
Just heard someone with a baby named Jerzee.   :buh-bye:
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 02, 2016, 08:52:46 AM
I have a friend who named her baby Samara and everytime I see her post the name on Facebook I can only think of the girl in The Ring.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on December 02, 2016, 10:37:42 PM
Paden
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Post by: Tobias on December 03, 2016, 03:19:22 AM
jfc
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: everyone shut up on December 03, 2016, 11:55:29 AM
foster sawyer
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: puniraptor on December 04, 2016, 09:13:40 PM
Kaeis ???
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Post by: libstradamus on December 04, 2016, 09:54:46 PM
I know someone with that last name
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Post by: MakeItRain on December 04, 2016, 10:41:37 PM
Have Megyn Kelly's kids names been discussed?
Yardley Evans Brunt
Edward Yates Brunt
Thatcher Bray Brunt
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Post by: mhkpasa on December 06, 2016, 08:24:07 AM
Just saw a Cashdyn
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Post by: Gooch on December 07, 2016, 01:31:09 PM
Flame
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Post by: mocat on December 07, 2016, 02:24:24 PM
Just saw a Cashdyn

this one got me pretty good, yikes
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Post by: everyone shut up on December 08, 2016, 07:14:01 AM
Maxton
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Post by: Kat Kid on December 08, 2016, 07:35:33 AM
Have Megyn Kelly's kids names been discussed?
Yardley Evans Brunt
Edward Yates Brunt
Thatcher Bray Brunt

Those definitely sound like kids that will go to a polo match.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on December 08, 2016, 08:10:17 AM
Have Megyn Kelly's kids names been discussed?
Yardley Evans Brunt
Edward Yates Brunt
Thatcher Bray Brunt

Those definitely sound like kids that will go to a polo match.

(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/3/34/Jamesbottomtooth3.png/revision/latest?cb=20101223201803)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: ben ji on December 13, 2016, 09:03:24 PM
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: everyone shut up on December 17, 2016, 10:59:01 PM
Daltyn Jo
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Post by: MakeItRain on December 18, 2016, 12:54:01 AM


Wow, lock this bitch up.
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Post by: gatoveintisiete on December 18, 2016, 02:16:20 AM
Kelly is horrible, it doesn't surprise me that she would choose such terrible names.
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Post by: KST8FAN on December 18, 2016, 12:32:41 PM
Just received a Christmas card from one of my grooms men.  Family pix with his three children and seven grandchildren named as follows:

Phoenix
Paisley
Braxon
Kadence
Talance
Tizzi
Kiara


Tom
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Post by: 114Hickory on December 18, 2016, 04:04:39 PM
Fierce
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Post by: Kat Kid on December 18, 2016, 04:43:20 PM
Just received a Christmas card from one of my grooms men.  Family pix with his three children and seven grandchildren named as follows:

Phoenix
Paisley
Braxon
Kadence
Talance
Tizzi
Kiara


Tom

Small town Kansas claimed another victim Tom.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: TheHamburglar on December 18, 2016, 05:16:06 PM
You guys are just making stuff up now.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: KST8FAN on December 18, 2016, 06:14:29 PM
Just received a Christmas card from one of my grooms men.  Family pix with his three children and seven grandchildren named as follows:

Phoenix
Paisley
Braxon
Kadence
Talance
Tizzi
Kiara


Tom

Small town Kansas claimed another victim Tom.
Oklahoma.

Tom

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Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 20, 2016, 02:02:58 PM
Brother/sis combo in the doctor's office with me right now. Their first and middle names are Mason Tyler and Macey Taylor. Wut
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 20, 2016, 02:04:13 PM
Are they twins?
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 20, 2016, 02:25:37 PM
NOPE
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Post by: everyone shut up on December 21, 2016, 11:17:44 AM
Harleigh
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Post by: TheHamburglar on December 21, 2016, 06:56:21 PM
I feel bad posting this because I read it in an obituary.  I've heard them before, but this is a new twist.

Sisters: Heaven and Nevaeh.
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Post by: everyone shut up on December 30, 2016, 02:45:55 PM
Ryker Fyfe
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Post by: GregKSU1027 on January 01, 2017, 04:46:53 AM
Virgil

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Post by: mocat on January 01, 2017, 09:28:37 AM
Virgil doesn't belong itt
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 01, 2017, 10:34:00 AM
Yeah Virgil is just trying too hard and using old times names
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Post by: IPA4Me on January 01, 2017, 12:02:51 PM
My daughter's bf.... Blayne
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Post by: The Big Train on January 01, 2017, 03:01:14 PM
Easton. Huge baseball fan/player
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Post by: MakeItRain on January 01, 2017, 08:21:38 PM
Yeah Virgil is just trying too hard and using old times names

Also a black name
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Post by: slackcat on January 02, 2017, 09:39:44 AM
Virgil

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I'll see your Virgil and raise you a Brian.
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Post by: GregKSU1027 on January 02, 2017, 10:39:43 AM
Virgil

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I'll see your Virgil and raise you a Brian.
I'll see your Brian and go all in with Dallas

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Post by: libstradamus on January 02, 2017, 10:52:25 AM
First babies of the new year in kc were kaiden and korben, the couples 6th and 7th children
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Post by: mocat on January 02, 2017, 01:00:04 PM
Alix. Guy or girl?

I have a Columbian woman who works for me who spells her name like this, pronounces it Al-leeks

Missouri is pretty trashy
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Post by: mhkpasa on January 04, 2017, 02:16:05 PM
http://www.insidelacrosse.com/article/2017-lacrosse-all-name-team/48030
Quote
Men’s

FIRST TEAM
A – Shackleford Stanwick, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A – Keyveat Postell, Fr. Penn
A – Bear Altemus, Sr., Princeton
M – IV Stucker, Jr., Roanoke
M – Brickman House, Sr., Utica
M – Griffin Woodfinlevine, Sr., Montclair State
D – Sky Dupree, Fr., North Greenville
D – Coy Broderick, So., Hanover
D – Braylen Sampson, Jr., Byrant
G – Fitzhugh Lee, So., Air Force

SECOND TEAM
A – Tate Beason, Sr., Florida Tech
A – Blaine Stottlar, Sr., Lees-McRae
A – Robbie Betchley III, Sr., Furman
M – Brewster Warble, Fr., Brown
M – Broderick Vitalie, So., Holy Cross
M – Holden Rosen Grupp, Jr., Tufts
D – Alistair Berven, Sr., Princeton
D – Rich Mix, Jr., Benedictine
D – Stone Sims, Jr., Albany


THIRD TEAM
A – Breanainn McNeally, Sr., RPI
A – Jameson Buttafuoco, Fr., Bryant
A – Declan Swartwood, Fr., St. John’s
M – Cougar Kirby, Fr. Albany
M – Greyson Torain, So., Navy
M – Joseph Joseph, Jr., York
D – Dallas Creamer, Jr., Stevens
D – Conn Curry, Jr., Roanoke
D – Winston Wenham, Jr., Ithaca
G – Viper Scheele, Fr., Bryant

Women’s
FIRST TEAM
A - Besser Dyson, Sr., Virginia
A - Loring Gearhardt, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A - Posey Valis, Sr., Virginia
M - Cecilia Biagini, Fr., Notre Dame
M - Sinead Brierley, So., St. Joseph’s
M - Harlowe Steele, So., San Diego State
D - Glade Nugent, Sr., USC
D - Hudson Roarick, So., Presbyterian
D - Wyatt Whitley, Sr., Virginia
G - Winnie Brandfield-Harvey, Fr., Princeton

SECOND TEAM
A - Kiwi Comizio, Jr., Yale
A - CeCe Finney, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A - Leighton Yenor, So., Northwestern
M - Barrett Carlson, Fr., Yale
M - Sky Hyatt, R-So., VCU
M - Delaney Muldoon, So., Penn State
D - Tate Green, Fr., Harvard
D - Eliot Schulte, So., Yale
D - Brighton Summers, Sr., Elon
G - Oralee Hespenheide, Jr., Duke

THIRD TEAM
A - Eden Epner, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A - Reagan Newell, So., James Madison
A/M - Sidney Swormstedt, R-Fr., North Carolina
M - Dempsey Arsenault, So., Boston College
M - Savannah Buchanan, Fr., Notre Dame
M - Kennedy Krauss, Jr., Princeton
D - Gigi Packard, Jr., Michigan
D - Gretchen Tarrant, Sr., Yale
D - Palmer Voorhees, Fr., Elon
G - Gussie Johns, Jr., USC
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 04, 2017, 02:31:22 PM
I can't tell if those names are in First Last order or Last First.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on January 04, 2017, 05:43:02 PM
Alix. Guy or girl?

I have a Columbian woman who works for me who spells her name like this, pronounces it Al-leeks

Missouri is pretty trashy

Damnit :curse:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on January 04, 2017, 05:44:41 PM
http://www.insidelacrosse.com/article/2017-lacrosse-all-name-team/48030
Quote
Men’s

FIRST TEAM
A – Shackleford Stanwick, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A – Keyveat Postell, Fr. Penn
A – Bear Altemus, Sr., Princeton
M – IV Stucker, Jr., Roanoke
M – Brickman House, Sr., Utica
M – Griffin Woodfinlevine, Sr., Montclair State
D – Sky Dupree, Fr., North Greenville
D – Coy Broderick, So., Hanover
D – Braylen Sampson, Jr., Byrant
G – Fitzhugh Lee, So., Air Force

SECOND TEAM
A – Tate Beason, Sr., Florida Tech
A – Blaine Stottlar, Sr., Lees-McRae
A – Robbie Betchley III, Sr., Furman
M – Brewster Warble, Fr., Brown
M – Broderick Vitalie, So., Holy Cross
M – Holden Rosen Grupp, Jr., Tufts
D – Alistair Berven, Sr., Princeton
D – Rich Mix, Jr., Benedictine
D – Stone Sims, Jr., Albany


THIRD TEAM
A – Breanainn McNeally, Sr., RPI
A – Jameson Buttafuoco, Fr., Bryant
A – Declan Swartwood, Fr., St. John’s
M – Cougar Kirby, Fr. Albany
M – Greyson Torain, So., Navy
M – Joseph Joseph, Jr., York
D – Dallas Creamer, Jr., Stevens
D – Conn Curry, Jr., Roanoke
D – Winston Wenham, Jr., Ithaca
G – Viper Scheele, Fr., Bryant

Women’s
FIRST TEAM
A - Besser Dyson, Sr., Virginia
A - Loring Gearhardt, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A - Posey Valis, Sr., Virginia
M - Cecilia Biagini, Fr., Notre Dame
M - Sinead Brierley, So., St. Joseph’s
M - Harlowe Steele, So., San Diego State
D - Glade Nugent, Sr., USC
D - Hudson Roarick, So., Presbyterian
D - Wyatt Whitley, Sr., Virginia
G - Winnie Brandfield-Harvey, Fr., Princeton

SECOND TEAM
A - Kiwi Comizio, Jr., Yale
A - CeCe Finney, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A - Leighton Yenor, So., Northwestern
M - Barrett Carlson, Fr., Yale
M - Sky Hyatt, R-So., VCU
M - Delaney Muldoon, So., Penn State
D - Tate Green, Fr., Harvard
D - Eliot Schulte, So., Yale
D - Brighton Summers, Sr., Elon
G - Oralee Hespenheide, Jr., Duke

THIRD TEAM
A - Eden Epner, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A - Reagan Newell, So., James Madison
A/M - Sidney Swormstedt, R-Fr., North Carolina
M - Dempsey Arsenault, So., Boston College
M - Savannah Buchanan, Fr., Notre Dame
M - Kennedy Krauss, Jr., Princeton
D - Gigi Packard, Jr., Michigan
D - Gretchen Tarrant, Sr., Yale
D - Palmer Voorhees, Fr., Elon
G - Gussie Johns, Jr., USC

Sorry but this is fake, can't possibly be real.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: cfbandyman on January 04, 2017, 05:47:09 PM
http://www.insidelacrosse.com/article/2017-lacrosse-all-name-team/48030
Quote
Men’s

FIRST TEAM
A – Shackleford Stanwick, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A – Keyveat Postell, Fr. Penn
A – Bear Altemus, Sr., Princeton
M – IV Stucker, Jr., Roanoke
M – Brickman House, Sr., Utica
M – Griffin Woodfinlevine, Sr., Montclair State
D – Sky Dupree, Fr., North Greenville
D – Coy Broderick, So., Hanover
D – Braylen Sampson, Jr., Byrant
G – Fitzhugh Lee, So., Air Force

SECOND TEAM
A – Tate Beason, Sr., Florida Tech
A – Blaine Stottlar, Sr., Lees-McRae
A – Robbie Betchley III, Sr., Furman
M – Brewster Warble, Fr., Brown
M – Broderick Vitalie, So., Holy Cross
M – Holden Rosen Grupp, Jr., Tufts
D – Alistair Berven, Sr., Princeton
D – Rich Mix, Jr., Benedictine
D – Stone Sims, Jr., Albany


THIRD TEAM
A – Breanainn McNeally, Sr., RPI
A – Jameson Buttafuoco, Fr., Bryant
A – Declan Swartwood, Fr., St. John’s
M – Cougar Kirby, Fr. Albany
M – Greyson Torain, So., Navy
M – Joseph Joseph, Jr., York
D – Dallas Creamer, Jr., Stevens
D – Conn Curry, Jr., Roanoke
D – Winston Wenham, Jr., Ithaca
G – Viper Scheele, Fr., Bryant

Women’s
FIRST TEAM
A - Besser Dyson, Sr., Virginia
A - Loring Gearhardt, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A - Posey Valis, Sr., Virginia
M - Cecilia Biagini, Fr., Notre Dame
M - Sinead Brierley, So., St. Joseph’s
M - Harlowe Steele, So., San Diego State
D - Glade Nugent, Sr., USC
D - Hudson Roarick, So., Presbyterian
D - Wyatt Whitley, Sr., Virginia
G - Winnie Brandfield-Harvey, Fr., Princeton

SECOND TEAM
A - Kiwi Comizio, Jr., Yale
A - CeCe Finney, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A - Leighton Yenor, So., Northwestern
M - Barrett Carlson, Fr., Yale
M - Sky Hyatt, R-So., VCU
M - Delaney Muldoon, So., Penn State
D - Tate Green, Fr., Harvard
D - Eliot Schulte, So., Yale
D - Brighton Summers, Sr., Elon
G - Oralee Hespenheide, Jr., Duke

THIRD TEAM
A - Eden Epner, Jr., Johns Hopkins
A - Reagan Newell, So., James Madison
A/M - Sidney Swormstedt, R-Fr., North Carolina
M - Dempsey Arsenault, So., Boston College
M - Savannah Buchanan, Fr., Notre Dame
M - Kennedy Krauss, Jr., Princeton
D - Gigi Packard, Jr., Michigan
D - Gretchen Tarrant, Sr., Yale
D - Palmer Voorhees, Fr., Elon
G - Gussie Johns, Jr., USC

Sorry but this is fake, can't possibly be real.

agreed, seems almost like the east-west bowl thing Key and Peele did
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Post by: mhkpasa on January 05, 2017, 08:26:13 AM
Griffin Woodfinlevine. I picked one ridiculous name and googled, it's real.

(http://montclairathletics.com/images/2016/1/25//WOODFINLEVINE_Griffin.jpg?width=214&height=250&scale=both&bgcolor=ce1141)

http://montclairathletics.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=7300
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Brock Landers on January 05, 2017, 09:03:31 AM
Oh not at all surprised it's real.  Remember the junior hockey all star roster that was posted ITT a while back?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 05, 2017, 09:19:51 AM
Griffin Woodfinlevine. I picked one ridiculous name and googled, it's real.

(http://montclairathletics.com/images/2016/1/25//WOODFINLEVINE_Griffin.jpg?width=214&height=250&scale=both&bgcolor=ce1141)

http://montclairathletics.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=7300

Yes, they are all real. I Googled several of the girl names.
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Post by: mocat on January 05, 2017, 09:28:31 AM
Sky Hyatt is amazing
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 05, 2017, 09:35:30 AM
Tate seems like a weird name for a girl.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 05, 2017, 10:03:37 AM
Does Desdemona belong in this thread?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on January 05, 2017, 02:22:05 PM
M – IV Stucker, Jr., Roanoke

^^^^punched repeatedly for no good reason^^^
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 05, 2017, 02:31:54 PM
M – IV Stucker, Jr., Roanoke

^^^^punched repeatedly for no good reason^^^

What do you think his name is? I'm thinking probably Ira.
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Post by: puniraptor on January 05, 2017, 06:13:15 PM
Breanainn
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mhkpasa on January 06, 2017, 07:41:13 AM
M – IV Stucker, Jr., Roanoke

^^^^punched repeatedly for no good reason^^^

What do you think his name is? I'm thinking probably Ira.
"Four" Stucker Junior  :crossfingers:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 08, 2017, 01:54:42 PM
Cousin named her daughter Gem.  Is seeking FB advice on middle names.  The one with the most likes is Ima. 
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on January 08, 2017, 02:54:35 PM
Cousin named her daughter Gem.  Is seeking FB advice on middle names.  The one with the most likes is Ima.

I'm sure she's truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 08, 2017, 08:27:09 PM
I'm sure the mom is about 15 years too young to get that reference.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: MakeItRain on January 08, 2017, 08:53:00 PM
well that's too bad
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 08, 2017, 09:35:19 PM
MIR is thinking of Jem, not Gem.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: bubbles4ksu on January 27, 2017, 03:58:48 PM
Caysen
Clayden
Fallon
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 27, 2017, 03:59:35 PM
Caysen
Clayden
Fallon

if the last one is because of the tonight show so help me Mary Joseph and all the saints.....
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: bubbles4ksu on January 27, 2017, 04:05:46 PM
Caysen
Clayden
Fallon

if the last one is because of the tonight show so help me Mary Joseph and all the saints.....
nope, too old for that
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 27, 2017, 04:19:54 PM
still a dumb name
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 27, 2017, 06:13:53 PM
Fallon is a better name than Caysen or Clayden, anyway.
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Post by: Tobias on January 27, 2017, 07:28:56 PM
never been more proud than when clams asked me to be godson to his precious Falloon
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Post by: SEK_EMAW on February 02, 2017, 10:21:43 AM
So yesterday on my FB, I saw a Taxen and an Atticus.  People try way too hard...
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 02, 2017, 10:24:38 AM
Atticus

 :lol: That one is awesome.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on February 02, 2017, 10:38:52 AM
Cubiq.  They say they are going to call him Cub.  Wtf.
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Post by: mocat on February 02, 2017, 10:55:08 AM
Caysen
Clayden
Fallon

if the last one is because of the tonight show so help me Mary Joseph and all the saints.....
nope, too old for that

(http://cdn.chud.com/7/7e/7e04fc94_006PSG_Christian_Bale_108.jpeg)
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 02, 2017, 10:59:36 AM
Cubiq.  They say they are going to call him Cub.  Wtf.

Should have gone with Q'bert.
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Post by: mocat on February 02, 2017, 11:41:02 AM
Brogan


 :lol:
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 02, 2017, 11:46:16 AM
Brogan


 :lol:

I hope he has brothers named Brocephus and Broham and Cheese.
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Post by: mocat on February 02, 2017, 11:51:38 AM
Brogan


 :lol:

I hope he has brothers named Brocephus and Broham and Cheese.

idk, but he does have a mom who complains to the art teacher that he got some paint on his pants
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 02, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
Brogan


 :lol:

I hope he has brothers named Brocephus and Broham and Cheese.

idk, but he does have a mom who complains to the art teacher that he got some paint on his pants

I'm going out on a limb and saying that Mom is on Whole 30 and won't STFU about it
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 02, 2017, 11:54:20 AM
Cubiq.  They say they are going to call him Cub.  Wtf.

in all of my life, I've never understood this. why would you name a kid one thing with active plans to call him/her something different? just name them what you want to call them.
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Post by: Tobias on February 02, 2017, 12:01:47 PM
Cubiq.  They say they are going to call him Cub.  Wtf.

in all of my life, I've never understood this. why would you name a kid one thing with active plans to call him/her something different? just name them what you want to call them.

i have never been called anything but an abbreviated form of my middle name ever since birth.  i think drugs?
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 02, 2017, 12:02:55 PM
Cubiq.  They say they are going to call him Cub.  Wtf.

in all of my life, I've never understood this. why would you name a kid one thing with active plans to call him/her something different? just name them what you want to call them.

i have never been called anything but an abbreviated form of my middle name ever since birth.  i think drugs?

I don't even know your first name if this is true
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 02, 2017, 12:03:38 PM
Cubiq.  They say they are going to call him Cub.  Wtf.

in all of my life, I've never understood this. why would you name a kid one thing with active plans to call him/her something different? just name them what you want to call them.

So you're telling me your name is not Richard Daris? Your parents just straight up named you Rick?
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Post by: libstradamus on February 02, 2017, 12:13:13 PM
Cubiq.  They say they are going to call him Cub.  Wtf.

in all of my life, I've never understood this. why would you name a kid one thing with active plans to call him/her something different? just name them what you want to call them.

i have never been called anything but an abbreviated form of my middle name ever since birth.  i think drugs?

I don't even know your first name if this is true

I found this out at like a lvl 5 and felt betrayed and angry.

However what I've been called since birth is not my legal name either. In fact my legal name was made to fit my nickname  :sdeek:
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Post by: Tobias on February 02, 2017, 12:19:18 PM
I don't even know your first name if this is true

it's a more common bible book than tobias (new testament probs?)
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 02, 2017, 01:53:15 PM
I don't even know your first name if this is true

it's a more common bible book than tobias (new testament probs?)

Please be Titus.
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Post by: Tobias on February 02, 2017, 01:54:41 PM
oh man i wish
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Post by: SdK on February 02, 2017, 02:02:06 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170202/7225d0779ff7b9cad9ac5268037bf16d.jpg)
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 02, 2017, 02:02:16 PM
Luke?
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Post by: SdK on February 02, 2017, 02:18:38 PM
No. Whenever I hear the name Titus, that is the image that pops into my head.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on February 02, 2017, 02:19:51 PM
sorry guys, it's a very whitebread Matthew
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Post by: SdK on February 02, 2017, 02:21:04 PM
A very wholegrain whitebread.  :thumbsup:
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Post by: mocat on February 02, 2017, 02:37:06 PM
No. Whenever I hear the name Titus, that is the image that pops into my head.

me too! from years of perusing blockbuster as a young lad while dad picked out what was probably lethal weapon or true lies
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Post by: SdK on February 02, 2017, 02:39:23 PM
No. Whenever I hear the name Titus, that is the image that pops into my head.

me too! from years of perusing blockbuster as a young lad while dad picked out what was probably lethal weapon or true lies

Haha it was the dyer's IGA in Wamego for me, but yes yes yes  :cheers:
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 02, 2017, 03:01:32 PM
However what I've been called since birth is not my legal name either. In fact my legal name was made to fit my nickname  :sdeek:

I have a friend who did the same thing. She had picked a name for her daughter but then she made her actual legal name a longer "more professional sounding" name in case she wants to use that when she grows up.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 02, 2017, 04:18:43 PM
whenever I hear "we're going to name him ______ but call him _____" I immediately think whacko nutjob in my head.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Tobias on February 02, 2017, 04:21:36 PM
canco
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 02, 2017, 04:23:29 PM
Well, I'm sure Cubiq will be relieved that he doesn't have to put "Cub" as his name on his resume.
Title: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 02, 2017, 08:40:22 PM
canco

Short for Cannoncord?
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Post by: mocat on February 03, 2017, 06:39:31 AM
Emo ffs
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Post by: mhkpasa on February 03, 2017, 08:34:05 AM
Emo ffs
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Cartierfor3 on February 03, 2017, 11:19:07 AM
whenever I hear "we're going to name him ______ but call him _____" I immediately think whacko nutjob in my head.

So if you wanted to call your kid Joe you'd name him Joe and not Joseph etc?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 03, 2017, 12:44:53 PM
I make jokes guys jeez.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 03, 2017, 12:46:16 PM
whenever I hear "we're going to name him ______ but call him _____" I immediately think whacko nutjob in my head.

So if you wanted to call your kid Joe you'd name him Joe and not Joseph etc?

yes. 100% yes.
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Post by: libstradamus on February 03, 2017, 12:46:56 PM
You do you Emo  :thumbs:
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Post by: SleepFighter on February 19, 2017, 07:10:42 PM
So how about an eight year old Greyson with two plus foot long dreads?
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: pvegs on February 19, 2017, 10:45:53 PM
friend just named his 2nd son hank. 1st is fen. p. solid. way better than all the kayden, kayleb, kileys i encounter in midwest schools.
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Post by: Unruly on March 15, 2017, 01:10:03 PM
Oh man is this a win?

Jazzman Nikecole

First and middle pronounced Jasmine Nicole.
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Post by: SdK on March 15, 2017, 02:14:38 PM
Omg :love: i hope she goes on to be a great basketball player
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Post by: SdK on March 15, 2017, 02:15:00 PM
Should have went with Jazzmen
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 15, 2017, 02:37:10 PM
That is the stupidest way to spell Nicole that I have ever seen.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Kat Kid on March 15, 2017, 02:37:29 PM
whenever I hear "we're going to name him ______ but call him _____" I immediately think whacko nutjob in my head.

So if you wanted to call your kid Joe you'd name him Joe and not Joseph etc?

yes. 100% yes.

Yeah, we learned this is the proper way after doing the super over-the-top traditional first born moves.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 15, 2017, 04:45:59 PM
The nice thing about naming your kid and then calling them something else is that they are free to start going by their real name or a different variation when they get older. Like say you call little Robert "Bobby" and then he grows up and decides he wants to be Robert instead, only to later decide he likes Bob best. If you had named him "Bobby" he'd be stuck with that bullshit name.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 15, 2017, 04:52:54 PM
^ and be destined to a life of jackin' off in the toolshed
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 16, 2017, 09:37:27 PM
I have a cousin named Bobby and some people call him Bob sometimes.  :dunno:
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Post by: The Big Train on March 16, 2017, 09:37:54 PM
I have a cousin named Bobby and some people call him Bob sometimes.  :dunno:

Nice contribution.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 16, 2017, 09:39:48 PM
My point was that you can still go by a shortened or other nickname even if your real name is a nickname type of name.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: The Big Train on March 16, 2017, 09:42:38 PM
I have a friend named Timmy but sometimes people call him Tim.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SdK on March 16, 2017, 09:43:41 PM
I have a friend named Johnny. Sometimes people call him John.
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Post by: SdK on March 16, 2017, 09:45:18 PM
I have a friend named Mikey. Sometimes people call him Canary.
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Post by: SdK on March 16, 2017, 09:45:50 PM
I have a friend named Canary. Sometimes people call him SdK.
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Post by: libstradamus on March 16, 2017, 09:46:37 PM
I have a friend named Matthew but most people call him Tobias
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on March 16, 2017, 09:49:45 PM
Did you guys miss where Rage said that if your name is Bobby you are stuck with that name and cannot go by any other name?
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Post by: The Big Train on March 16, 2017, 09:51:13 PM
Did you guys miss where Rage said that if your name is Bobby you are stuck with that name and cannot go by any other name?

Then how does your cousin go by Bob :confused:
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Post by: The Big Train on March 16, 2017, 09:54:31 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused:
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Post by: libstradamus on March 16, 2017, 09:57:35 PM
Did you guys miss where Rage said that if your name is Bobby you are stuck with that name and cannot go by any other name?

I was agreeing with you
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Post by: puniraptor on March 16, 2017, 10:21:08 PM
OT but I recently met a 40 something black American MALE named "Gertrude"

is this ok?
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Post by: Emo EMAW on March 17, 2017, 08:42:52 AM
Not in this thread it isn't.
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Post by: Muldoon on March 18, 2017, 06:43:47 AM
Karsyn. Female.
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Post by: MakeItRain on March 19, 2017, 02:39:44 PM
Brothers; Blackbird (named after the Beatles song) and Siddhartha (named after the book)
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Post by: cfbandyman on March 19, 2017, 02:55:04 PM
Brothers; Blackbird (named after the Beatles song) and Siddhartha (named after the book)

At least those are more cultured  :dunno:
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Post by: MakeItRain on March 20, 2017, 06:36:21 PM
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Post by: Tobias on March 20, 2017, 06:49:30 PM
i hope somebody cut the host and asked "buck or doe?"
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Post by: libstradamus on March 20, 2017, 07:51:00 PM
that cake looks delicious
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Post by: SdK on March 20, 2017, 07:55:09 PM
i hope somebody cut the host and asked "buck or doe?"
I'd you cut in the right spot there'd be no need to ask....
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Post by: TownieCat on March 23, 2017, 09:45:46 AM
Nixyn (girl)
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Post by: mocat on March 23, 2017, 10:24:35 AM
Nixyn (girl)

GD it, whites  :Yuck:
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Post by: puniraptor on March 29, 2017, 09:18:10 PM
Lundyn, white male, age 5 years
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Post by: puniraptor on April 04, 2017, 04:11:37 AM
Kaeis. I think I already put this, but I still have no idea how to pronounce it. Boy.
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Post by: mocat on April 04, 2017, 06:35:31 AM
This kaeis, this kaeis (it's criminal)
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 04, 2017, 08:43:09 AM
I'd pronounce it like Kaiser without the r.
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Post by: puniraptor on April 04, 2017, 09:02:28 AM
This kaeis, this kaeis (it's criminal)
wow this opens up an incredible new category of potential white names
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Post by: mhkpasa on April 04, 2017, 09:03:26 AM
"Case"?
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Post by: puniraptor on April 04, 2017, 09:05:09 AM
I will of course never talk to this person again, so we may never know.
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Post by: mocat on April 04, 2017, 09:14:55 AM
"Case"?

oh, yeah this is probably it
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Post by: Skipper44 on April 04, 2017, 09:48:56 AM
"Case"?

oh, yeah this is probably it
kaeis klosed
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Post by: Emo EMAW on April 04, 2017, 03:19:54 PM
Kleauxzd?
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Post by: Matt Mckee on April 05, 2017, 08:47:36 AM
Stetsyn
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 06, 2017, 06:04:48 PM
Anastyn. This is the new daughter of the lady who told everyone not to post on Facebook before she did.
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Post by: puniraptor on April 06, 2017, 06:07:34 PM
Anastyn. This is the new daughter of the lady who told everyone not to post on Facebook before she did.

'16 election nasty woman homage  :thumbs:
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Post by: mocat on April 06, 2017, 08:47:44 PM
Anastyn.

The force will be Kong in this boy
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Post by: puniraptor on April 06, 2017, 09:03:14 PM
Anastyn.

The force will be Kong in this boy

 :Yuck:
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Post by: libstradamus on April 10, 2017, 04:50:55 PM
Jacen
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 10, 2017, 05:04:03 PM
Jacen

Macin
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Post by: mhkpasa on April 12, 2017, 11:02:19 AM
Coldyn
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Post by: SdK on April 12, 2017, 11:16:59 AM
What is up with all of the y's?

Learned two names yesterday, unsure of the races of the family, Phattie and Furious. There were more, oh yeah, Female pronounced fem ali
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Post by: SdK on April 12, 2017, 11:17:47 AM
Turki
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Post by: SdK on April 12, 2017, 11:17:58 AM
Maybe is another
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Post by: SdK on April 12, 2017, 11:18:14 AM
Furious has a brother named Fighter
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 12, 2017, 11:20:00 AM
Furious has a brother named Fighter

Does he also have a brother named Fast?
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Post by: SdK on April 12, 2017, 11:20:56 AM
Hahaha not that I'm aware of
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Post by: SdK on April 12, 2017, 11:26:25 AM
Oh and Elocin Nicole. Elocin is Nicole spelled backwards.
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: SdK on April 12, 2017, 11:29:02 AM
Also Eve Elle (evil)
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Post by: puniraptor on April 12, 2017, 03:56:09 PM
SDK, roller derby names don't count.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 12, 2017, 04:03:28 PM
SDK, roller derby names don't count.

 :lol:
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Post by: SdK on April 12, 2017, 04:06:30 PM
I wish i was making them up
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Post by: Tobias on April 25, 2017, 05:48:36 PM
nicklaus daly
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 26, 2017, 10:50:52 AM
Furious has a brother named Fighter

Furious is the name of one of the best movie characters OAT

(http://fampz.abroaderperspect.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/e603bc01d921012baa6640e09fa667cb.500x373x1.jpg)
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Post by: mhkpasa on April 28, 2017, 12:56:49 PM
Treytan
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 28, 2017, 06:15:38 PM
Claymore
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Post by: mocat on April 28, 2017, 09:16:07 PM
Claymore

That one's mine
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 16, 2017, 11:39:20 AM
Rustin Dodd
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Post by: meow meow on May 16, 2017, 12:13:53 PM
Claymore

That one's mine

 :dubious:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 16, 2017, 12:16:04 PM
Jaird (Jared)
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Post by: mocat on May 16, 2017, 12:21:20 PM
Claymore

That one's mine

 :dubious:

 :D
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Post by: meow meow on May 16, 2017, 12:31:47 PM
Claymore

That one's mine

 :dubious:

 :D

it was good
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Post by: Gooch on May 16, 2017, 01:57:15 PM
I forgot to keep the program of my nieces High School graduation on Sunday. That thing was littered with material for this thread.
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Post by: Missouriscribe on May 16, 2017, 11:24:09 PM
stetson
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Post by: kslim on May 17, 2017, 08:40:17 AM
Claymore

That one's mine
just add a B in front of it and its all you man
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Post by: Brock Landers on May 17, 2017, 11:09:44 AM
Jennyffer

"Jennyfer" would be a dumb way to spell it too but the additional F is the cherry on top of a sundae of white name stupidity.
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Post by: Functianalyst on May 24, 2017, 04:51:15 PM
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Post by: puniraptor on May 25, 2017, 07:37:46 AM
Wrenly
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Post by: SdK on May 25, 2017, 09:18:42 AM
Baratheon?
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 25, 2017, 12:03:55 PM
Parents must be show watchers, not book readers.
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Post by: mocat on May 25, 2017, 12:12:07 PM
Parents must be show watchers, not book readers.

 :Yuck:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 25, 2017, 08:34:57 PM
Kenning

Beauden
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Post by: Matt Mckee on May 25, 2017, 10:15:35 PM
David


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Post by: The Big Train on May 25, 2017, 10:21:02 PM
KiLynn
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 26, 2017, 07:55:23 AM
KiLynn

Me softly with his song?
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 26, 2017, 09:09:45 AM
KiLynn

Me softly with his song?

 :thumbsup:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 30, 2017, 10:15:26 AM
Kid Emo's first day of school today.  In his class there are:

Camron
Greyson
Gannon
Maverick

I'm a little disappointed was hoping for better.
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Post by: mocat on May 30, 2017, 10:21:45 AM
You named your kid Maverick
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Post by: libstradamus on May 30, 2017, 10:26:48 AM
I was betting on gunner
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 30, 2017, 10:28:15 AM
Kid Emo has to go to summer school  :frown:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2017, 10:29:57 AM
Kid Emo has to go to summer school  :frown:

It would be better than hanging out at Day Care all day.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 30, 2017, 11:08:37 AM
He's 2. 
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 30, 2017, 11:19:43 AM
What school is there for 2 year olds that starts 5/30?
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 30, 2017, 11:28:49 AM
I'm not sure what it's called.  Like an early childhood development thing or something.  It's basically daycare I guess except we get to pay for all this extra crap I believed to have been included.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 30, 2017, 11:30:49 AM
daycare
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 30, 2017, 11:46:17 AM
Ok.  Are the names submitted not applicable in this context?
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 30, 2017, 05:15:49 PM
Apparently it's called "preschool."
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Post by: wetwillie on May 30, 2017, 09:25:42 PM
Did you nab a roll call list when you dropped little emo off today?
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Post by: MakeItRain on May 30, 2017, 10:30:04 PM


That's dope as eff.
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Post by: Panjandrum on May 31, 2017, 02:34:29 AM
My son apparently had a Huxley in his class this year.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on May 31, 2017, 05:39:20 AM
Did you nab a roll call list when you dropped little emo off today?

My wife sent me a pic of the welcome sign that had all the names of the kids.
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Post by: SEK_EMAW on June 02, 2017, 08:37:39 AM
Just saw a Kharsyn (girl) on FB.  Soon all vowels will be replaced with 'y'.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 02, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
Appreciate your insight SYK_YMYW.
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Post by: puniraptor on June 02, 2017, 08:45:38 AM
Jourdyn

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Post by: SEK_EMAW on June 02, 2017, 11:34:43 AM
Appreciate your insight SYK_YMYW.

You got it, YMŸ
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Post by: Gooch on June 02, 2017, 01:28:51 PM
prly all ready in here but, Ashlei
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Post by: Missouriscribe on June 02, 2017, 08:32:07 PM
Kale
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Post by: Tobias on June 02, 2017, 11:08:54 PM
Kale

congrats, ben ji!
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 03, 2017, 07:07:37 AM
I know a very very white like twenty something year old named Kale.
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Post by: libstradamus on June 03, 2017, 08:25:27 AM
So is this like kal-e, k-lee, or the food
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Post by: Missouriscribe on June 06, 2017, 12:03:39 PM
They pronounced it like you would Cale
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Post by: libstradamus on June 06, 2017, 12:42:55 PM
That doesn't help
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Post by: Missouriscribe on June 06, 2017, 12:56:21 PM
K-Ale
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 06, 2017, 01:18:44 PM
K-Ale

Kay Ale?
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Post by: Missouriscribe on June 06, 2017, 01:32:45 PM
no
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Post by: libstradamus on June 06, 2017, 01:34:45 PM
Scribe is terrible at this
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Post by: meow meow on June 06, 2017, 01:35:01 PM
pronounced Kah-LEE
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Post by: SdK on June 06, 2017, 01:51:06 PM
Collie. Ok I get it.
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Post by: SdK on June 06, 2017, 01:51:53 PM
We had a border collie once. Named him Ace.
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Post by: SdK on June 06, 2017, 01:54:25 PM
So....my mother's brother married a woman(my aunt). Her sister married a now retired NHL player. I was chatting with a friend about it so I thought I'd check out his Wikipedia page. Anywho they have a few kiddos. One is named Lincolin.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 06, 2017, 02:07:28 PM
So....my mother's brother married a woman(my aunt). Her sister married a now retired NHL player. I was chatting with a friend about it so I thought I'd check out his Wikipedia page. Anywho they have a few kiddos. One is named Lincolin.

Lynn Colon?
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Post by: mocat on June 06, 2017, 02:14:42 PM
Scribe is terrible at this

he's never heard of kale (the food)  :lol:
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 06, 2017, 02:32:07 PM
Guaranteed he's heard of a racerback tho. 
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Post by: SdK on June 06, 2017, 02:33:18 PM
So....my mother's brother married a woman(my aunt). Her sister married a now retired NHL player. I was chatting with a friend about it so I thought I'd check out his Wikipedia page. Anywho they have a few kiddos. One is named Lincolin.

Lynn Colon?
I have no idea. I'll ask my Aunt sometime.
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Post by: SdK on June 07, 2017, 09:51:32 AM
So....my mother's brother married a woman(my aunt). Her sister married a now retired NHL player. I was chatting with a friend about it so I thought I'd check out his Wikipedia page. Anywho they have a few kiddos. One is named Lincolin.

Lynn Colon?
I have no idea. I'll ask my Aunt sometime.
Phew. Crisis averted. Talked to mom. The kiddos name is Lincoln. Wikipedia was wrong.
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Post by: mocat on June 07, 2017, 10:38:09 AM
Guaranteed he's heard of a racerback tho.

oh yes, scribe is irl wearing this today for his hometown boy:

(http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/48AAAOSwaB5Xshrr/s-l300.jpg)
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Post by: Missouriscribe on June 07, 2017, 11:03:51 PM
Haha. 

Trustin.
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Post by: Gooch on June 08, 2017, 11:52:59 AM
All this OU talk made me remember Rhett.
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Post by: mocat on June 08, 2017, 11:58:51 AM
Rhett is an IRL white people shame name
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Post by: libstradamus on June 08, 2017, 02:00:19 PM
Talan, boy
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Post by: puniraptor on June 12, 2017, 03:31:55 AM
Caidena
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Post by: TheHamburglar on June 12, 2017, 08:50:28 AM
Ryken
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Post by: Emo EMAW on June 12, 2017, 10:29:32 AM
All you white people should be ashamed.
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Post by: Missouriscribe on June 12, 2017, 10:52:43 PM
Ronan
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Post by: Brock Landers on June 13, 2017, 10:35:36 AM
Stetsyn

Tharrin
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Post by: mocat on June 13, 2017, 11:03:34 AM
Ronan

common irish name
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 21, 2017, 09:34:00 AM
Zebulon
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 10:23:19 AM
have a name I've tossed around if mrs yla and I have a boy that you guys would prob roast me so hard for.. AND I DONT EVEN CARE
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 21, 2017, 10:23:59 AM
have a name I've tossed around if mrs yla and I have a boy that you guys would prob roast me so hard for.. AND I DONT EVEN CARE

probably Braydyn or something
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 10:25:39 AM
have a name I've tossed around if mrs yla and I have a boy that you guys would prob roast me so hard for.. AND I DONT EVEN CARE

probably Braydyn or something
:lol: not even close
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Post by: SdK on June 21, 2017, 10:33:57 AM
What is the name?
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Post by: mhkpasa on June 21, 2017, 10:39:34 AM
Bramlyge

Ayhearn

Andersyn

Claflyn

Kymball

Flynt
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 21, 2017, 10:41:10 AM
Finnlyn
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 21, 2017, 10:43:09 AM
Zebulon

 :love:
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 10:43:47 AM
What is the name?
IDK Im kinda enjoying CF3 guessing
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Post by: mocat on June 21, 2017, 10:44:43 AM
Does it have a y where an i or an e should go?
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 10:57:04 AM
Does it have a y where an i or an e should go?
negatyve
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 10:59:01 AM
I think it's probably more in the gunnar or striker category
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 21, 2017, 10:59:29 AM
I think it's probably more in the gunnar or striker category

Blazer
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 11:01:27 AM
last hint.. it was a characters name in an animated movie that came out between 2008-2014  :zip:
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 11:02:06 AM
Maynard
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 11:03:55 AM
Nemo
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Post by: TownieCat on June 21, 2017, 11:04:08 AM
last hint.. it was a characters name in an animated movie that came out between 2008-2014  :zip:

Puss in Boots
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 21, 2017, 11:04:39 AM
Shrek
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 11:05:32 AM
close all good guesses
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 21, 2017, 11:05:50 AM
Paddington
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 11:05:57 AM
Rango
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 11:06:29 AM
Stitch
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 11:07:21 AM
Big hero 6
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 11:07:40 AM
its a dreamworks movie and to be fair it'd most likely be a middle name
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 11:10:18 AM
Po
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 21, 2017, 11:12:12 AM
Hiccup
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Post by: TownieCat on June 21, 2017, 11:12:56 AM
Sherman
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 11:15:03 AM
someone has the correct movie just the wrong name  :surprised:
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 21, 2017, 11:15:32 AM
its a dreamworks movie and to be fair it'd most likely be a middle name


Peabody
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 21, 2017, 11:16:04 AM
Snotlout
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Post by: TownieCat on June 21, 2017, 11:18:00 AM
Humpty Dumpty
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Post by: TownieCat on June 21, 2017, 11:18:56 AM
Drago
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 11:21:18 AM
Tut
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 11:22:02 AM
get your last guesses in now guys.. answer at 11:30
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Post by: SdK on June 21, 2017, 11:26:58 AM
Dory
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Post by: SdK on June 21, 2017, 11:27:18 AM
Lelo
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Post by: SdK on June 21, 2017, 11:27:24 AM
Stitch
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Post by: SdK on June 21, 2017, 11:28:30 AM
Ralph
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Post by: SdK on June 21, 2017, 11:28:34 AM
Lorax
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Post by: SdK on June 21, 2017, 11:28:42 AM
Silent Bob
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 11:32:28 AM
Stoic
#whitepeoplemiddlenames
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Post by: Tobias on June 21, 2017, 11:35:09 AM
 can we pretend this was a reality tv spoiler and ban y-l_a?
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 11:36:36 AM
no, you'd miss me tobias
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 11:37:00 AM
First I need to know what movie
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Post by: Tobias on June 21, 2017, 11:37:35 AM
no, you'd miss me tobias

this is true.  we just need some sort of punitive measure because you cannot be shamed
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Post by: libstradamus on June 21, 2017, 11:40:04 AM
Also he spelled it wrong so double shame roasting
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 11:44:01 AM
Those jackwagons at dreamworks misspelled it..
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 11:44:38 AM
stoic with a K  :lol:
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Post by: Tobias on June 21, 2017, 11:45:43 AM
sounds perfect :lol:
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Post by: joda on June 21, 2017, 01:34:56 PM
Question, would other cultural alternative spellings count in this? Such as Jakob or Mikel?
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Post by: mocat on June 21, 2017, 03:00:38 PM
What on earth did you find in the trunk that made you land on Stoik?
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 21, 2017, 03:07:58 PM
Stoic bro.. I like it.. Plus no need for those emotional kids
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Post by: mocat on June 21, 2017, 03:16:32 PM
Ooh I see
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Post by: Tobias on July 01, 2017, 02:37:59 PM
can't remember if i ever posted this oldie but goodie

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170701/9871b070cd435f7b041f95b0f0af1bd5.png)
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Post by: mocat on July 01, 2017, 02:45:10 PM
What a garbage family
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Post by: SdK on July 01, 2017, 02:57:47 PM
Known Trumpers
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Post by: cfbandyman on July 01, 2017, 04:16:33 PM
:barf:
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Post by: Brock Landers on July 01, 2017, 06:07:49 PM
Wow. I thought for sure that was fake but after several minutes of extensive internet research it is all too real.

That's borderline child abuse. There has got to be a better way to let the world know you're a moron without using your kids as a prop.
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Post by: SEK_EMAW on July 10, 2017, 03:12:39 PM
Couple having twin boys announced the names on FB...Creed and Crue.  :facepalm:
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on July 10, 2017, 03:27:23 PM
Couple having twin boys announced the names on FB...Creed and Crue.  :facepalm:
that reminds me of Kreux. Also, Taybon. also, how may different consonants can you put in front of an -aden / aydn sound?
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on July 17, 2017, 05:09:29 PM
Kwinlee
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 18, 2017, 09:16:47 AM
Claxtyn
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Post by: Brock Landers on July 18, 2017, 09:58:40 AM
New naming strategy:  Take some some small wood blocks and draw random letters on the sides.  Make sure at least half of the letters are Y and E, probably throw a bunch of K and X in for good measure.  Place into a cup and roll the blocks out on a table and you get 3 rolls to create the best (worst?) name, just like Yahtzee.   
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 18, 2017, 10:09:31 AM
New naming strategy:  Take some some small wood blocks and draw random letters on the sides.  Make sure at least half of the letters are Y and E, probably throw a bunch of K and X in for good measure.  Place into a cup and roll the blocks out on a table and you get 3 rolls to create the best (worst?) name, just like Yahtzee.

Yahtzee sounds like a pretty great name for a kid.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 18, 2017, 10:42:49 AM
New naming strategy:  Take some some small wood blocks and draw random letters on the sides.  Make sure at least half of the letters are Y and E, probably throw a bunch of K and X in for good measure.  Place into a cup and roll the blocks out on a table and you get 3 rolls to create the best (worst?) name, just like Yahtzee.

Yahtzee sounds like a pretty great name for a kid.
that's a hilarious name for a kid.. would make a great middle name
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 18, 2017, 10:43:19 AM
New naming strategy:  Take some some small wood blocks and draw random letters on the sides.  Make sure at least half of the letters are Y and E, probably throw a bunch of K and X in for good measure.  Place into a cup and roll the blocks out on a table and you get 3 rolls to create the best (worst?) name, just like Yahtzee.

Yahtzee sounds like a pretty great name for a kid.

Yeah, but the jackass parents would spell it Yotzy.
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on July 19, 2017, 10:17:23 AM
Claxtyn
Doesn't the Klan have Claxtyn's?
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Post by: SdK on August 19, 2017, 06:48:07 PM
Pistol
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Post by: Shoeless Joe Jackson on August 19, 2017, 07:37:09 PM
Randen Plattner - Supposedly a K-State commit.

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Post by: mhkpasa on August 21, 2017, 08:09:43 AM
saw a Krew yesterday
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Post by: joda on August 22, 2017, 11:44:18 AM
Jorrdyn

College age male
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Post by: Brock Landers on August 22, 2017, 03:35:29 PM
In honor of yesterday's Great American Eclipse:  Eclipse Alizabeth Eubanks. 

http://fox4kc.com/2017/08/21/parents-name-baby-eclipse-after-mom-gives-birth-on-day-of-total-solar-eclipse/ (http://fox4kc.com/2017/08/21/parents-name-baby-eclipse-after-mom-gives-birth-on-day-of-total-solar-eclipse/)

“We’re probably going to call her Clipsey,” Freedom said.
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Post by: puniraptor on August 22, 2017, 08:16:03 PM
Bexley
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Post by: IPA4Me on August 23, 2017, 06:46:03 AM
Jazper
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Post by: The Big Train on August 23, 2017, 07:02:18 AM
Jazper

Wut
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Post by: IPA4Me on August 23, 2017, 07:02:31 AM
Exactly
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Post by: IPA4Me on October 06, 2017, 07:40:37 AM
This seems like the appropriate place for this...

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Post by: Tobias on October 06, 2017, 08:00:32 AM
:cool:
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Post by: libstradamus on October 06, 2017, 10:18:16 AM
Duece gruden
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Post by: Muldoon on November 05, 2017, 08:55:33 PM
Bryiar. Female.
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Post by: pvegs on November 06, 2017, 04:31:32 AM
i've got a jet in my class. he's a wildman. i asked him what he wants to be when he grows up and he said "an anarchist." hayden seems to be almost as common in washington as in kansas. i have  a fayden, which is maybe irish or his parents wanted him to be hayden different. i also have a kid named penguin. that's his real name. no idea there. seattle etc
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Post by: puniraptor on November 09, 2017, 05:27:21 AM
wow!
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Post by: slackcat on November 09, 2017, 05:39:22 AM
Duece gruden

hur, hur, hur
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 09, 2017, 02:43:46 PM
Genesis
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Post by: mhkpasa on November 09, 2017, 03:39:30 PM
Genesis

No 'y's?? That's a big step forward.
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Post by: pvegs on November 11, 2017, 02:05:58 AM
Oh, and best name is Sir'Charles. Real name. He is black, so maybe his name doesn't belong here. But that's a good name. I talked to him about Charles Barkley, and he's like, "Why is everyone always mentioning Charles Barkley to me??" I told him to get back to his ancient Egyptian vocab quiz and to google it.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 11, 2017, 03:14:28 PM
Did he ever live in Louisiana? Because I heard that one too and I'm sure at this point that it's more of a La-a ("....OMG AND SHE PRONOUNCES IT LADASHA CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!") old wives' tale.
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Post by: everyone shut up on November 14, 2017, 06:45:48 PM
Kaderrick
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Post by: pvegs on November 20, 2017, 06:29:33 AM
cameron and skyler. sky is the rough ridin' worst. but, hey, i know a sky in a pretty famous band and have heard of another sky who is not too shabby at qb.

jonah is a good seattle one, too. altho at least that's old school. plus, seattle, water is wet, etc. the fisher fleet is actually kind of hilariously old school/white/biblical names. we're all named noah, pete, paul, jonah, dave, byron, stu, ben, mike, andy, frank, etc.
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Post by: hjfklmor on November 20, 2017, 07:19:23 AM
Hainslei
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Post by: Joker on November 25, 2017, 08:26:21 AM
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Post by: GregKSU1027 on November 29, 2017, 09:47:56 AM
Wow thanks for sharing. This is over the top shame.

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Post by: felix rex on December 02, 2017, 07:35:05 AM
I love roaming around on parent-teacher conference day to scan for great names. My wife assures me that "Noaf" and "Bison" are perfectly normal Arabic names, and apparently "Maria-Ludovica" is the same for Hispanics.

But "Emilija" and "Praetara" are pretty great white people names.

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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on December 11, 2017, 04:20:33 PM
Lynkyn
Oaklyn
Most girls' names ending in -son or syn (instead of son)

Sorry if reposted
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Post by: kitten_mittons on December 16, 2017, 02:47:12 AM
Jash.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171216/f697ed3a6d11ff3424bb2ad6e95e753e.jpg)

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Post by: Joker on December 16, 2017, 07:27:36 AM
Isn't that just the Boston version of Josh?
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Post by: everyone shut up on December 20, 2017, 04:03:33 PM
Beckham Brink
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Post by: puniraptor on February 25, 2018, 05:02:35 PM
Benjermin

I know many people pronounce "Benjamin" like this, but apparently it can be a name too
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 01, 2018, 03:33:53 PM
Canyon

Bladen (rhymes with Jaden)
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Post by: The Big Train on March 03, 2018, 09:19:22 AM
Quinnlee Lova
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Post by: 8manpick on March 08, 2018, 09:41:55 AM
Only saw this because she died and was in the news... Courtlin

Then I clicked on the story and she was shockingly not white.  I would have bet anything she would be
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Post by: mocat on April 01, 2018, 09:40:26 AM
One family in Topeka:

Salem
Saven
Stahlin

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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 03, 2018, 08:36:24 AM
Rayvan
Khaili (ok she's of Vietnamese decent, so maybe she doesn't count)
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Post by: ChiCat on April 03, 2018, 09:54:52 AM
Recently saw a Logyn and Byler in the wild
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Post by: Cire on April 03, 2018, 02:01:38 PM
Korn, 36, and wife, Kristin, have two daughters, Brielyn (6) and Ashtyn (3).
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Post by: dal9 on April 05, 2018, 11:02:42 AM
Recently saw a Logyn and Byler in the wild

pronounced login?
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Post by: kitten_mittons on May 15, 2018, 11:54:14 AM
Lakota

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Post by: mhkpasa on May 17, 2018, 04:37:37 PM
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Post by: TheHamburglar on May 17, 2018, 06:02:18 PM
I need to know more about the parents of Dokken.
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Post by: Brock Landers on May 17, 2018, 07:21:16 PM
Gwenevere's parents missed a golden opportunity to spell that name with some excessive and gratuitous Y's.
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Post by: steve dave on May 24, 2018, 12:17:27 PM
guys, check it (click through obv)

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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2018, 12:28:36 PM
Is Haleigh pronounced like Haley or Holly?
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Post by: chum1 on May 24, 2018, 12:31:24 PM
Mother lode. And all from one school!
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2018, 02:16:24 PM
Mother lode.

That would make a great name.
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 01, 2018, 07:03:28 AM
Deightyn (pronounced Dayton)
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 01, 2018, 07:03:52 AM
nah jk I made that last one up, but you believed it didn't you?
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on June 01, 2018, 02:53:04 PM
nah jk I made that last one up, but you believed it didn't you?

Me =>  :Take the Bait:
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on June 01, 2018, 03:00:02 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd_c4CZV4AAGL0J.jpg)
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Post by: dal9 on June 02, 2018, 07:19:44 PM
^why not stick with Tayloo
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on June 04, 2018, 04:34:16 PM
I think this goes here:

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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 10, 2018, 06:56:48 PM
Wren
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on June 12, 2018, 08:36:45 AM
Wimberley
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Post by: Brock Landers on June 17, 2018, 02:00:02 PM
Wayson
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on June 18, 2018, 11:25:05 AM
Baler (sounds like Baylor). Brother of Combynne and Plantur (just kidding, nobody would really name their kid Combynne or Plantur).

Youth baseball is entertaining on so many levels.
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Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 06, 2018, 08:49:30 AM
Renley
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Post by: DaBigTrain on July 06, 2018, 09:18:07 AM
Renley

Other kids Roberte and Stannes?
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Post by: TheHamburglar on July 06, 2018, 09:34:29 AM
Rebyl
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Post by: bucket on July 31, 2018, 09:24:58 PM
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Post by: libstradamus on July 31, 2018, 09:30:10 PM
GoT fans  :love:
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Post by: wetwillie on July 31, 2018, 09:42:00 PM
Hopefully his genetics evolved to give his son a harder head and tougher shoulder.
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Post by: mocat on July 31, 2018, 09:58:22 PM
In 21 years there will be an epic BAK PAK
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 19, 2018, 06:44:53 PM
Tymber
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Post by: Kat Kid on November 29, 2018, 01:22:35 AM
https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwest-gate-agent-mocks-5-year-old-girls-name/4784236/ (https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwest-gate-agent-mocks-5-year-old-girls-name/4784236/)
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Post by: slackcat on November 29, 2018, 05:56:17 AM
https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwest-gate-agent-mocks-5-year-old-girls-name/4784236/ (https://abc7.com/travel/oc-southwest-gate-agent-mocks-5-year-old-girls-name/4784236/)

 :lol:
Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: mocat on November 29, 2018, 09:29:51 AM
good grief
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Post by: Brock Landers on November 29, 2018, 09:57:28 AM
I don't like that the 5 year old got caught in some mocking crossfire but yeah the mother needs some good public mockings so she can be made fully aware of her stupidity.
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Post by: Kat Kid on November 29, 2018, 10:05:20 AM
I don't like that the 5 year old got caught in some mocking crossfire but yeah the mother needs some good public mockings so she can be made fully aware of her stupidity.

This inevitable situation was 5+ years in the making.
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Post by: slackcat on November 29, 2018, 10:34:02 AM
Pretty sure she lives for the outrage.
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Post by: slackcat on November 29, 2018, 10:35:54 AM
Really, if I'd named slack junior ShitNuts what else should I expect?
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Post by: libstradamus on November 29, 2018, 10:43:18 AM
I believe the UK has a child abuse law against naming them things like abcde or shitnuts

But this is America  :D
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Post by: wetwillie on November 29, 2018, 12:36:34 PM
Did she really post the boarding pass to her social media with commentary? That seems like a fireable offense but I assumed that part of the story was embellished.
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Post by: puniraptor on December 25, 2018, 08:30:50 PM
Elmslie
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Post by: michigancat on January 05, 2019, 09:42:07 AM
?s=19
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Post by: libstradamus on January 05, 2019, 10:39:39 PM
We dodged a huge bullet
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Post by: cas4ksu on January 06, 2019, 01:45:44 PM
?s=19


Dax!
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on January 07, 2019, 04:08:48 PM
Jaxin (sounds like Jackson)
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Post by: Matt Mckee on March 04, 2019, 04:50:28 PM
Locklyn


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Post by: michigancat on March 04, 2019, 06:02:02 PM
Tripp

just found out this kid has a cousin named Bristol
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Post by: Dlew12 on March 05, 2019, 01:11:27 PM
Brynden (football recruit who just committed to ok state)

White people name, black people shame?
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on March 05, 2019, 03:31:19 PM
cultural appropriation  :shakesfist:
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Post by: Chingon on March 05, 2019, 06:22:09 PM
Knoxx
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Post by: Chingon on March 05, 2019, 06:25:16 PM
This one had surely been noted already :
Stryder
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Post by: IPA4Me on March 06, 2019, 09:29:35 AM
Kymberli

Gotta move some vowels and keep em on their toes.

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Post by: DaBigTrain on March 10, 2019, 12:35:52 PM
Guerin
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Post by: Phil Titola on March 31, 2019, 02:44:07 PM
?s=19
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Post by: MakeItRain on March 31, 2019, 11:25:48 PM
Guerin

 :nono:
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Post by: felix rex on April 13, 2019, 03:06:44 AM
Can’t remember if I posted this, but there’s a girl at my daughter’s school named Praetoria.
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Post by: kitten_mittons on June 07, 2019, 08:51:18 AM
Solid(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190607/bc6628e3c1ca2a1c24b47c8055fc8256.jpg)

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Title: Re: White people name, White people shame
Post by: kslim on June 07, 2019, 11:44:57 AM
it is so gratifying to come in here and not see your kids names posted
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Post by: mocat on June 07, 2019, 11:51:51 AM
 :Yuck:
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 10, 2019, 01:58:25 AM
it is so gratifying to come in here and not see your kids names posted

qft. I will never have to even worry when I open the thread. Feels amazing.