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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2013, 12:29:44 AM »
I know some Ridges, they are named after a character on The Bold and the Beautiful. Or some other soap.

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« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2013, 12:33:29 AM »
I'm in a garage with 9 white people. 7 of them have blue eyes, one of the brown eyes is a woman named Spencer.

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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2013, 12:34:46 AM »
In before the conversation turns around page 4 and we get to La-A, Orangello, Lemonjello, Shithead, etc.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2013, 01:07:41 AM »
In before the conversation turns around page 4 and we get to La-A, Orangello, Lemonjello, Shithead, etc.

Yeah, that's been a white-people stereotype :rollseyes: what a dumbass.

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« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2013, 01:14:40 AM »
Did you miss the part about where I said "the conversation turns"?
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2013, 01:18:08 AM »
Got a niece named Esme.  Pronounced Ez-me.

I like it though.

esmeralda.  that's a normal name.  hunter is a good name too.  some of you have low name iq.
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« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2013, 01:24:36 AM »
Did you miss the part about where I said "the conversation turns"?

yeah, i've drank a lot tonight.

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« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2013, 01:27:43 AM »
Got a niece named Esme.  Pronounced Ez-me.

I like it though.

esmeralda.  that's a normal name.  hunter is a good name too.  some of you have low name iq.

my cousin dates a hunter. she is entering the wharton school at penn in august.

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« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2013, 01:31:00 AM »
no idea why i quoted sys in the above post.  :dance:

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« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2013, 01:33:23 AM »
I have a feelings Bubble's kitties didn't get fed tonight.
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« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2013, 01:47:32 AM »
I've met a number of hunters in my day and they were all very aryan, fwiw

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« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2013, 01:49:06 AM »
for real though, "Har$"
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« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2013, 12:03:09 PM »
A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".

Guy I know in Maple Hill named his boy Maverick    :D

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« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2013, 12:35:49 PM »
I know a kid named Cash. I am on the fence with it. It all depends upon how the kid turns out I guess.

I knew a girl that named her daughter Eve Elle.

Jaxon and all forms was hot for a bit.

I know an ob nurse and she no crap said someone named their kid abcde

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« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2013, 12:59:27 PM »
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).
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« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2013, 01:22:31 PM »
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?

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« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2013, 01:27:53 PM »
I know a kid named jacks or jax

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« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2013, 01:51:09 PM »
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?

It's pretty common :dunno:
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« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2013, 03:06:16 PM »
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?

It's pretty common :dunno:

What do they go by?

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« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2013, 03:25:05 PM »
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?

It's pretty common :dunno:

What do they go by?
Hopefully they are cool customers and MoHam, because they never have beef.

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« Reply #45 on: July 21, 2013, 04:17:57 PM »
My bro-in-law adopted some kids named Gage and Teekan whose parents are in prison for exactly what you'd guess about two white Kansans who'd name their kids Gage and Teekan. As soon as he got legal custody, he changed both names (to Mohammad, so they wouldn't get picked on in school).

He changed BOTH names to Mohammad?

It's pretty common :dunno:

What do they go by?

Mo is the usual nickname, and the older one uses it. The "junior" one goes by MJ.
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« Reply #46 on: July 21, 2013, 06:37:30 PM »
Got a niece named Piper and another named Akira.

My bros definitely picked names out of the new millennium baby name book.

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« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2013, 06:44:08 PM »
A couple I know told me they were going to name a future child "maverick".

so long as he has a sibling named Goose, I'm cool with this

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« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2013, 07:39:38 PM »
The stupidiest name I've heard for a white boy lately is Decklin. And I know of multiple people who've used it.
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« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2013, 07:44:03 PM »
I grew up with a Rowdy. It was very awkward when a lady moved into the neighborhood with a shitzu who was also named Rowdy.