Robert is an all-timer when it comes to heckling. I remember at a baseball game one time he was just sitting right behind home plate, and the situation was something to the effect of cats were playing defense, there were 2 outs and 2 runners on, and Robert is loudly calling for a triple play. He's telling this batter he wants him to hit a grounder right to the 3rd baseman, so he can get step on 3rd, and then go around the horn for a triple play.
And if i was that batter I would be like omg wtf is this dude even talking about there are 2 outs and would be a total mind eff. legend.
(I don't recall how that plate appearance ended but i'm 100% sure they cats did not turn a triple play)