Author Topic: Guy Stuff (Read 16550 times)

ben ji · « **Reply #175 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:44:06 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on June 12, 2013, 02:01:50 PM

4) Tits to you aren't just flesh pillows but a philosophy.

Having multiple names for breasts.

FUN BAGS!

SWEATER KITTENS!

lopakman · « **Reply #176 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:54:33 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on June 12, 2013, 04:44:06 PM

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on June 12, 2013, 02:01:50 PM

4) Tits to you aren't just flesh pillows but a philosophy.

Having multiple names for breasts.

FUN BAGS!

SWEATER KITTENS!

I could see a thread on this topping out at over 15 pages.

mocat · « **Reply #177 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:00:34 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 12, 2013, 04:16:07 PM

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on June 12, 2013, 02:01:50 PM
More guy stuff:

2) Buying magnum condoms just because.

False. Guy stuff is never having anything to do with condoms voluntarily.

yeah Guy Stuff is more like i know she's not on the pill and i know i don't have a condom, oh well

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #178 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:04:35 PM »

Quote from: mocat on June 12, 2013, 05:00:34 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 12, 2013, 04:16:07 PM
Quote from: KSUblumpkin on June 12, 2013, 02:01:50 PM
More guy stuff:

2) Buying magnum condoms just because.

False. Guy stuff is never having anything to do with condoms voluntarily.

yeah Guy Stuff is more like i know she's not on the pill and i know i don't have a condom, oh well

one Plan B omelet coming up..

Shacks · « **Reply #179 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:27:19 PM »

Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it

star seed 7 · « **Reply #180 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:28:21 PM »

Quote from: Shacks on June 12, 2013, 05:27:19 PM

Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it

blowing your nose is a chick thing.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #181 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:30:19 PM »

Quote from: seven on June 12, 2013, 05:28:21 PM

Quote from: Shacks on June 12, 2013, 05:27:19 PM
Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it

blowing your nose is a chick thing.

Guys are supposed to do that thing where you push one nostril closed with your finger and blow the snot out the other side onto the ground.

asava · « **Reply #182 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:31:01 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 12, 2013, 04:10:26 PM

Quote from: asava on June 12, 2013, 02:25:52 PM
Quote from: Shacks on June 12, 2013, 02:03:35 PM
Not believing in the existence of the female orgasm

You're doing it wrong.

Guy stuff is not only acknowledging their existence, but firmly believing that you hand them out left and right.

This. Like an orgasm wizard.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #183 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:32:11 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2013, 05:30:19 PM

Quote from: seven on June 12, 2013, 05:28:21 PM
Quote from: Shacks on June 12, 2013, 05:27:19 PM
Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it

blowing your nose is a chick thing.

Guys are supposed to do that thing where you push one nostril closed with your finger and blow the snot out the other side onto the ground.

it's called a snot rocket mrs gooch

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #184 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:33:26 PM »

Quote from: seven on June 12, 2013, 05:32:11 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 12, 2013, 05:30:19 PM
Quote from: seven on June 12, 2013, 05:28:21 PM
Quote from: Shacks on June 12, 2013, 05:27:19 PM
Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it

blowing your nose is a chick thing.

Guys are supposed to do that thing where you push one nostril closed with your finger and blow the snot out the other side onto the ground.

it's called a snot rocket mrs gooch

Yeah, I'm not a guy so I don't know the name or have the ability to do it.

mocat · « **Reply #185 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:34:54 PM »

I can't do that. It always gets on my shirt and stuff

Shacks · « **Reply #186 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:42:41 PM »

Quote from: seven on June 12, 2013, 05:28:21 PM

Quote from: Shacks on June 12, 2013, 05:27:19 PM
Blowing your nose with paper towels and not giving a eff about the chafing and scratching caused by it

blowing your nose is a chick thing.

It isn't if you use rough paper that's not intended for blowing noses

DQ12 · « **Reply #187 on:** June 12, 2013, 06:09:08 PM »

taking pictures of your BMs and sending them out to your bros

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #188 on:** June 13, 2013, 12:26:52 PM »

Fears: none

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #189 on:** June 13, 2013, 12:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on June 12, 2013, 06:09:08 PM

taking pictures of your BMs and sending them out to your bros

Quote from: Johnny Wichita on June 12, 2013, 09:23:24 AM

Sending your bros pics of your defecations (only the impressive ones).

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #190 on:** June 13, 2013, 02:46:21 PM »

Even more guy stuff:

1) Fires/Firecrackers/Torches
2) Smores
3) Whole milk
4) Destruction derbies
5) Knowing Valentine's day is for pussies
6) The Iditarod and other stud sled dog races
7) Mutton chops and full flopping pubic man bush
8) Indiana Jones and Highlander
9) Ball Park Franks, chili dogs and steaks
10) LHC Bill Snyder
11) Black coffee
12) oscar Lee, Chuck Norris, Liu Kang, Johnny Cage and Kenny Powers
13) Ninja Gaiden
14) "Who's the Boss?" Nope, Tony Danza was a bitch. Angela was the man. John Stamos.
15) Cheerleaders and Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition

I could go on and probably will tomorrow.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #191 on:** June 13, 2013, 02:48:20 PM »

Smores are guy things?

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #192 on:** June 13, 2013, 02:50:59 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 13, 2013, 02:48:20 PM

Smores are guy things?

Yup, smores that are made over campfire requires testicles. Sorry Mrs. Gooch.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #193 on:** June 13, 2013, 02:51:51 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on June 13, 2013, 02:50:59 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 13, 2013, 02:48:20 PM
Smores are guy things?

Yup, smores that are made over campfire requires testicles. Sorry Mrs. Gooch.

Only guys can make them or only guys can eat them?

I'm pretty sure I have eaten some before but I probably didn't make them. Just let the guys do all the work.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #194 on:** June 13, 2013, 02:56:53 PM »

pooping in a box and giving to a bro as a present

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #195 on:** June 13, 2013, 02:59:21 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 13, 2013, 02:51:51 PM

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on June 13, 2013, 02:50:59 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 13, 2013, 02:48:20 PM
Smores are guy things?

Yup, smores that are made over campfire requires testicles. Sorry Mrs. Gooch.

Only guys can make them or only guys can eat them?

I'm pretty sure I have eaten some before but I probably didn't make them. Just let the guys do all the work.

Not to eat them, that is gender neutral. Making them is a dude thing.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #196 on:** June 13, 2013, 03:02:05 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 13, 2013, 02:56:53 PM

pooping in a box and giving to a bro as a present

Best thing I can think of on any Crapmas Eve. Nothing says "you matter to me" than a warm baked freshly wrapped yuletide log.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #197 on:** June 13, 2013, 03:22:26 PM »

chugging gravy to a hoard of cheering bros

mocat · « **Reply #198 on:** June 13, 2013, 03:26:14 PM »

lots of weird stuff being mentioned now. not sure if guy stuff or just weird stuff

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #199 on:** June 13, 2013, 03:27:47 PM »

watching 'the league'