Guy Stuff

[Cartierfor3]

Guy stuff I did (and will do) today:

1.  Exercise the dogs
2.  Pinch my wife's ass when she's bent over in the laundry room
3.  Zero in new rifle scope
4.  Help a buddy fix the lights on his new trailer (bad ground)
5.  Teach myself how to use the mill at work without losing life or limb
6.  Meet some bros for some pak'ing because why not?

You make fun of your bros and call them chicks?

[ben ji]

Drove out to a buddies house today at lake lotawana, had only been there once.

Looked at the directions on google before we left and made it there without getting lost.

As I'm pulling up buddy calls me and tells me they are at the bar about 10 minutes away, give me verbal directions and I showed up 10 minutes later.

[Katpappy]

Slapping your wife on the ass and saying "Git back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich."

Is Mr. Gooch your wife? 

[Cartierfor3]

Drove out to a buddies house today at lake lotawana, had only been there once.

Looked at the directions on google before we left and made it there without getting lost.

As I'm pulling up buddy calls me and tells me they are at the bar about 10 minutes away, give me verbal directions and I showed up 10 minutes later.

you probably knew where N, S, E, W was at all times i bet because you're a guy!

[Emo EMAW]

Guy stuff I did (and will do) today:

1.  Exercise the dogs
2.  Pinch my wife's ass when she's bent over in the laundry room
3.  Zero in new rifle scope
4.  Help a buddy fix the lights on his new trailer (bad ground)
5.  Teach myself how to use the mill at work without losing life or limb
6.  Meet some bros for some pak'ing because why not?

You make fun of your bros and call them chicks?

Ya sometimes.  But its out of love.  Not to gay up the guy thread. 

[mocat]

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9

[Cartierfor3]

Sorry, that's not guy stuff.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9

Ask for a salad instead of fries.?

If you're a chick

Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.?

Desserts are for everyone

Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.?

No to both of these if you're a guy

#StopItWithTheHastags

#Don'ttellmewhattodo

Drink outdoors.? And during the day.? And sometimes by yourself.

This one's ok

Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.

that's great advice for lonely losers

Start a wine collection for your kids when they are born.  Add a few cases every year without telling them.  It’ll make a phenomenal gift in twenty years.

That's terrible advice.

People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy. ?

No they aren't. They might be tired of WackySquawk but not CF3

Stop talking about where you went to college.

Stop talking about K-State? Really? Are you freaking kidding me. No. No. No.

[steve dave]

nice breakdown cf3

[Cartierfor3]

nice breakdown cf3

Thanks woman.*










*Calling your bro a chick is what guys do.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

CF3 how about you just grow a pair of balls?



^just some guy talk there. i enjoyed your rebuttals.

[felix rex]

Agreed. I didn't even have to read the article and rationalize things but I already feel better about myself.

[yoga-like_abana]

wow, cf3  (in a manly way of course)

[yoga-like_abana]

that is such a shitty article that links to other shitty articles.. the best part is where he says don't place drop, worse than name dropping but then place drops hong kong.. lol this rough ridin' guy..

[star seed 7]

Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.

that's great advice for lonely losers

 

[pissclams]

that article can lick my balls  <--guy talk

[mocat]

I like this part

Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.

fonts? yep, fonts.

[felix rex]

Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.

that's great advice for lonely losers

 

Seven, I have been eating out alone like a rough ridin' boss almost every day for the past three months. Sometimes twice a day. And doing it on a weird schedule. Fajitas and tequila flights for one at 11 am? Yep, right over here.