Guy Stuff

[Emo EMAW]

smelling your own farts, even complementing yourself at times

[puniraptor]

rubbin dirt on it

[Johnny Wichita]

Sending your bros pics of your defecations (only the impressive ones). 

[KSUblumpkin]

Additional guy things:

1)  Watching youtube videos of cars hitting animals

2)  Handlebar moustaches

3)  George Brett

4)  Wishing your parents had named you oscar or Burt instead of some nerd name like Hansel.

5)  Getting a box and cutting a hole in that box.

6)  The term "point of view" is a type of porn you desire from your amatuer vids, not some exercise in empathetic listening.

[Emo EMAW]

Thinking about what you'd do if/when the zombies come. 

[Winters]

Additional guy things:

1)  Watching youtube videos of cars hitting animals

2)  Handlebar moustaches

3)  George Brett

4)  Wishing your parents had named you oscar or Burt instead of some nerd name like Hansel.

5)  Getting a box and cutting a hole in that box.

6)  The term "point of view" is a type of porn you desire from your amatuer vids, not some exercise in empathetic listening.

yeah right pal

[KSUblumpkin]

Additional guy things:

1)  Watching youtube videos of cars hitting animals

2)  Handlebar moustaches

3)  George Brett

4)  Wishing your parents had named you oscar or Burt instead of some nerd name like Hansel.

5)  Getting a box and cutting a hole in that box.

6)  The term "point of view" is a type of porn you desire from your amatuer vids, not some exercise in empathetic listening.

yeah right pal

You're right Winters, that one was a stretch.

[asava]

Thinking about what you'd do if/when the zombies come.

Regularly have dreams of the zombie apocalypse and fight those bastards off. 

[Emo EMAW]

Thinking about what you'd do if/when the zombies come.

Regularly have dreams of the zombie apocalypse and fight those bastards off.

My entire fitness regimen is based upon it. 

[KSUblumpkin]

Thinking about what you'd do if/when the zombies come.

Having a plan when the zombies come.

Is it bad if I have a full hockey goalie set ready to roll with multiple katanas for the invasion?

[Asteriskhead]

Trav is gonna Trav.

I love baths way too much to be a man.

[steve dave]

oh man, I guarantee you trav does shitloads of guy stuff

[Winters]

oh man, I guarantee you trav does shitloads of guy stuff

yeah, like own 30 duck calls

[Stevesie60]

RARE STEAKS!!!

[Stevesie60]

Crying every once in a blue moon just to show you're not a robot.

[puniraptor]

Keeping that pinky firmly planted DOWN on the stem of that wine glass.

[mocat]

Keeping that pinky firmly planted DOWN on the stem of that wine glass.

I'm a pinky out guy. Can't help it.

[Shooter Jones]

scratching your dick and balls any and everywhere.

[KSUblumpkin]

More guy stuff:

1) Chanting "Rocky" at the end of Rocky IV.

2)  Buying magnum condoms just because.

3)  You drop that you have an "ATV" in conversation seemlessly and elaborate that "ATV" stands for "all-testicle vehicle."

4)  Tits to you aren't just flesh pillows but a philosophy.

5)  Flannel shirts.

6)  Carhartt clothing.

7)  Google chrome says your 10th most visited website is www.sledgehammer.com

8)  Drinking eggs.

[Shacks]

Not believing in the existence of the female orgasm

[asava]

Not believing in the existence of the female orgasm

You're doing it wrong.

[Mr Bread]

Not believing in the existence of the female orgasm

You're doing it wrong.

Guy stuff is not only acknowledging their existence, but firmly believing that you hand them out left and right. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

t's & p's, shacks.

[Mr Bread]

More guy stuff:

2)  Buying magnum condoms just because.

False.  Guy stuff is never having anything to do with condoms voluntarily. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

next time i have to ask myself "is this super manly or not?" im going to pm mr bread. that or just ask him at fattyfest.