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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2150 on: July 22, 2019, 01:20:55 PM »
Cucumber scene with the dean's wife in Animal House kind of thing.

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« Reply #2151 on: July 22, 2019, 01:29:12 PM »
As far as I'm concerned, I got off the hook because I've been on vacation. I saw her this morning, though. She gave an extra giggly response when I asked her how she was doing. lol.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2152 on: July 22, 2019, 08:39:47 PM »
She wants to do bone


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« Reply #2153 on: July 22, 2019, 09:28:43 PM »
she wants to hump you chum1
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« Reply #2154 on: July 22, 2019, 10:15:52 PM »
Can’t wait to hear about chum1 slaying this coug
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2155 on: July 22, 2019, 10:23:39 PM »
Just gonna be another notch on his belt but a real treat for the board
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« Reply #2156 on: July 22, 2019, 10:50:00 PM »
just another one for chum's pelt belt
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2157 on: July 23, 2019, 05:31:52 AM »
put your P in her V chum

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2158 on: July 23, 2019, 06:26:10 AM »
what the hell is going on with Ted?
Been way too long without an update.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2159 on: July 23, 2019, 07:45:13 AM »
Definitely need a Ted update. People are wanting me to be new Ted.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2160 on: July 23, 2019, 08:55:13 AM »
Ted sucks  :jerk:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2161 on: August 01, 2019, 12:13:14 PM »
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I brought in a Vanilla cake with banana cream filling and buttercream frosting for anyone wanting a slice.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2162 on: August 07, 2019, 02:49:22 PM »
I have a front row seat to an astounding contest involving a supervisor, two secretaries,and a police detective.  The supervisor tried to bone this detective for months, but her secretary beat her to the mark.  After the secretary landed the detective, the supervisor found out and started spreading rumors that the secretary was psycho, creating a horrible work environment for her.  She quit.

The next secretary was also an attractive female, who promptly seduced and boned the detective that was the apple of the supervisor's eye.  Supervisor found out, and it turns out this secretary is psycho too.  She had to go, and after the supervisor created a hostile environment for the second secretary, and she quit too.

How was this problem solved?  Third secretary is lesbian.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2163 on: August 07, 2019, 02:53:43 PM »
unrelated to deputy dawg's story: chum1, are you a detective?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2164 on: August 07, 2019, 02:59:49 PM »
so you just got a detective hanging out at your office, or you work at a police station, or what?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2165 on: August 07, 2019, 03:00:37 PM »
That guy has investigated some slayings if you know what I mean.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2166 on: August 07, 2019, 03:02:58 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2167 on: August 07, 2019, 04:27:48 PM »
i was really proud of Pelt Detective guys

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2168 on: August 07, 2019, 04:37:42 PM »
It's only been an hour, m2. Give it a bit to build.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2169 on: August 07, 2019, 04:38:37 PM »
It was good, MM, even better than the slayings pun I made. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2170 on: August 07, 2019, 04:43:22 PM »
the slayings comment was out of sight

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2171 on: August 07, 2019, 07:43:05 PM »
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I enjoyed it. I was just too busy to ess your dee over it at the time. However, I find your shameful solicitation of affirmation distasteful.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2172 on: August 07, 2019, 07:43:49 PM »
i was really proud of Pelt Detective guys

i’m sorry if I don’t think that it’s cool when you compare a woman’s pelt to a movie about animals
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2173 on: August 07, 2019, 09:16:34 PM »
i was really proud of Pelt Detective guys

i’m sorry if I don’t think that it’s cool when you compare a woman’s pelt to a movie about animals
a woman is not an animal and her pelt should be shown respect

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2174 on: August 08, 2019, 08:11:24 AM »
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