I have a front row seat to an astounding contest involving a supervisor, two secretaries,and a police detective. The supervisor tried to bone this detective for months, but her secretary beat her to the mark. After the secretary landed the detective, the supervisor found out and started spreading rumors that the secretary was psycho, creating a horrible work environment for her. She quit.
The next secretary was also an attractive female, who promptly seduced and boned the detective that was the apple of the supervisor's eye. Supervisor found out, and it turns out this secretary is psycho too. She had to go, and after the supervisor created a hostile environment for the second secretary, and she quit too.
How was this problem solved? Third secretary is lesbian.