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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2125 on: July 05, 2019, 12:25:52 PM »
No one is here. I haven't done crap all day. Except go work out over lunch like normal. I thought about making it an extra long workout, but then didn't because I'm slightly hungover. I wish July 5th was on Friday every year. This is the BEST!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2126 on: July 05, 2019, 12:53:41 PM »
I am just listening to music and spacing out. Same as most days except much more today.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2127 on: July 05, 2019, 01:06:59 PM »
I took the day off but have two employees working and they keep calling and texting and emailing me and it’s pissing me off. I told them to do that if they needed anything but just assumed they knew it would be a real bad person move.


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« Reply #2128 on: July 05, 2019, 01:14:12 PM »
Maybe they're just doing that so they want their boss to think they're working when they're really not. I invented this game.

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« Reply #2129 on: July 05, 2019, 01:16:11 PM »
They know for a fact IDGAF if they are working or not. That’s like my main thing. I’m not going to babysit you and you will be held accountable for getting results. If it takes 20 hours congrats and go daydrink or golf or whatever. If it takes 100 hours then it takes 100 hours.


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« Reply #2130 on: July 05, 2019, 01:18:27 PM »
 :cheers: :thumbs: :thumbs: My kind of boss.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2131 on: July 05, 2019, 02:05:27 PM »
No one is here. I haven't done crap all day. Except go work out over lunch like normal. I thought about making it an extra long workout, but then didn't because I'm slightly hungover. I wish July 5th was on Friday every year. This is the BEST!

only like 6 people here. One of the SVP's bought us lunch. it's been a great day
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« Reply #2132 on: July 05, 2019, 02:10:11 PM »
what the hell is going on with Ted?

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« Reply #2133 on: July 05, 2019, 02:21:57 PM »
I just stole some weird chocolate off of German girl's desk. It was like a big chocolate bar that was already opened and then the foil was folded back over it. I broke off a couple squares and then left the foil more crumpled than folded. Anyway, it tasted exactly like I bit straight into some super strong coffee bean from Turkey or something.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2134 on: July 05, 2019, 03:07:06 PM »
Working from the golf course, seemed like I got a dumbass email within minutes of getting a birdie or good par. Oh well.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2135 on: July 05, 2019, 03:07:16 PM »
GG set the trap. RIP, Chum1.

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« Reply #2136 on: July 05, 2019, 04:13:59 PM »
What’s cake lady up to these days Trouble?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2137 on: July 05, 2019, 04:16:21 PM »
No one is here. I haven't done crap all day. Except go work out over lunch like normal. I thought about making it an extra long workout, but then didn't because I'm slightly hungover. I wish July 5th was on Friday every year. This is the BEST!

only like 6 people here. One of the SVP's bought us lunch. it's been a great day

I got to Denver yesterday and am working from a hotel room.  I've knocked out a movie and watched that 15 year old win at Wimbledon.  Great day to work.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2138 on: July 05, 2019, 06:43:13 PM »
They know for a fact IDGAF if they are working or not. That’s like my main thing. I’m not going to babysit you and you will be held accountable for getting results. If it takes 20 hours congrats and go daydrink or golf or whatever. If it takes 100 hours then it takes 100 hours.


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« Reply #2139 on: July 06, 2019, 07:32:20 PM »
That’s my move when I get a project from someone I don’t like working with! (except I give zero excuses)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2140 on: July 06, 2019, 07:34:44 PM »
That’s my move when I get a project from someone I don’t like working with! (except I give zero excuses)
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« Reply #2141 on: July 06, 2019, 07:35:05 PM »
(He said, to himself)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2142 on: July 08, 2019, 10:14:00 AM »
what the hell is going on with Ted?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2143 on: July 08, 2019, 11:26:26 AM »
There is a fifty-something woman who started working in our office about two months ago. Last week, we had an office wedding shower for a dude and this woman made a cake. It was a really good cake. So, when I saw her the next day, I told her and went on for a bit about how awesome and delicious it was.

This morning, I walked into the break room, see her in there facing the microwave, and apparently looking at my reflection. Because as I'm entering the room, she, without turning around, says playfully, "hey, trouble."

Uhh.

cake vag update pls?  how was her 4th?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2144 on: July 08, 2019, 11:59:40 AM »
There is a fifty-something woman who started working in our office about two months ago. Last week, we had an office wedding shower for a dude and this woman made a cake. It was a really good cake. So, when I saw her the next day, I told her and went on for a bit about how awesome and delicious it was.

This morning, I walked into the break room, see her in there facing the microwave, and apparently looking at my reflection. Because as I'm entering the room, she, without turning around, says playfully, "hey, trouble."

Uhh.

cake vag update pls?  how was her 4th?

Ugh. I'd forgotten about providing an update. I guess I have to go talk to her sometime for the good of the board.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2145 on: July 08, 2019, 12:03:42 PM »
I think I'll be like, "Hey there. Been baking any goodies lately?"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2146 on: July 08, 2019, 12:23:33 PM »
I think I'll be like, "Hey there. Been baking any goodies lately?"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2147 on: July 08, 2019, 12:40:15 PM »
She will for sure know you’re seeking her out and it will also benefit the board


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2148 on: July 08, 2019, 02:46:19 PM »
I think I'll be like, "Hey there. Been baking any goodies lately?"

Ask her if she would be willing to bake a pound cake.

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« Reply #2149 on: July 08, 2019, 07:09:12 PM »
(Making sure to ask her if baking pound cakes is hard)