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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2175 on: August 08, 2019, 08:26:28 AM »
i was really proud of Pelt Detective guys

i’m sorry if I don’t think that it’s cool when you compare a woman’s pelt to a movie about animals
a woman is not an animal and her pelt should be shown respect

guess i won't be using Pelt Cemetery then

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« Reply #2176 on: August 08, 2019, 08:31:15 AM »
Man, that's gross.

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« Reply #2177 on: August 08, 2019, 08:39:07 AM »
i was really proud of Pelt Detective guys

i’m sorry if I don’t think that it’s cool when you compare a woman’s pelt to a movie about animals
a woman is not an animal and her pelt should be shown respect

guess i won't be using Pelt Cemetery then

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« Reply #2178 on: August 08, 2019, 08:43:16 AM »
starting to think Ted found out about this thread while doing an internet search of "ted" and now big apple cat is held hostage somewhere or worse.  it's the only thing that makes sense for the lack of ted updates and the lack of bac posting.  also, hi ted.

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« Reply #2179 on: September 12, 2019, 07:47:47 AM »
Got a wink in the hallway from cake lady this morning.  :fatty:

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« Reply #2180 on: September 30, 2019, 11:25:17 AM »
guys it was a mostly uneventful summer for Ted but i have some huge news...

First, a quick summary of the lesser events that happened since the last Ted update:
*Ted's gf (we will call her Nikki) did, in fact, get the teaching gig at the school near Ted's house
*She has since officially moved in. No word on if she was able to sell her house or what her plans were for it.
*They now have a family cell phone plan that Ted pays for. This plan includes Ted, Nikki, and Nikki's 20 yr old daughter who works at Hooters. Still unclear whether or not the daughter has moved in under Ted's roof as well, but best intelligence we have suggests she does not live there but does spend a lot of time there.
*Yes, katdaddy, Nikki's daughter does actually work at Hooters and no, I have not seen her i have no idea if she is  :fatty:

okay, now for the huge news, you guessed it...this past weekend TED AND NIKKI GOT ENGAGED. This is a bit later than I had originally expected, although still well within the margins of "this is going to end in a supernova disaster"

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« Reply #2181 on: September 30, 2019, 11:26:55 AM »
I, for one, am very happy for Ted.

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« Reply #2182 on: September 30, 2019, 11:30:41 AM »
Congratulations, Ted and Nikki!!!  :party:

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« Reply #2183 on: September 30, 2019, 11:33:47 AM »
it's been so long, i kind of forgotten the backstory, will need to reread.

also, congrats ted and nikki if you are reading this

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2184 on: September 30, 2019, 11:39:46 AM »
Are you going to the wedding
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2185 on: September 30, 2019, 11:41:45 AM »
Looks like Ted and Nikki met about four months ago.  :thumbs:

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« Reply #2186 on: September 30, 2019, 11:55:22 AM »
does ted's dad still live with them?

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« Reply #2187 on: September 30, 2019, 11:56:53 AM »
Is Nikki still of childbearing age?

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« Reply #2188 on: September 30, 2019, 12:11:04 PM »
Looks like Ted and Nikki met about four months ago.  :thumbs:

correct. Around april Ted was vaguely mentioning some dates he'd been on with girls he'd met via bumble and i think tinder. Mostly just venting frustration that a lot of girls on there just accept a date b/c they want a free dinner etc etc. Around Memorial Day he got a little more specific about Nikki...not 100% that she was one of the girls he had gone out with in April but good chance she was.  Basically things really started to pick up around memorial day.

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« Reply #2189 on: September 30, 2019, 12:11:47 PM »
Are you going to the wedding

I hope i'm not invited b/c i don't want to have to make that decision.

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« Reply #2190 on: September 30, 2019, 12:13:51 PM »
does ted's dad still live with them?

yes and i haven't heard anything to indicate he's getting kicked out any time soon.

Is Nikki still of childbearing age?

man i hope so b/c i know Ted really wants children of his own but i mean...we're pretty sure she has to be pretty close to 40. at some point its going to be dangerous for her to have more babies.

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« Reply #2191 on: September 30, 2019, 12:15:02 PM »
Are you going to the wedding

I hope i'm not invited b/c i don't want to have to make that decision.

sounds like the easiest decision of your life......ABSOLUTELY YES!

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« Reply #2192 on: September 30, 2019, 02:25:35 PM »
Are you going to the wedding

I hope i'm not invited b/c i don't want to have to make that decision.

sounds like the easiest decision of your life......ABSOLUTELY YES!

Sounds like they are having a destination wedding and are planning to keep the ceremony VERY small

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« Reply #2193 on: September 30, 2019, 02:28:20 PM »
probably saving up for their 4th weddings, smart

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« Reply #2194 on: September 30, 2019, 02:54:19 PM »
so basically, they have been together somewhere between 4-5 months, and the wedding date is 10 months from now. So. Probably safe to call this one a stone cold lock.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2195 on: September 30, 2019, 02:57:15 PM »
When's the office bridal shower?

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« Reply #2196 on: September 30, 2019, 03:12:38 PM »
i would spearhead this effort but that's just going to put me even more at the top of the list of people he shoots first when this relationship goes into the toilet.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2197 on: September 30, 2019, 03:13:33 PM »
why are you so cynical?  i for one am thrilled he's found his swolemate

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2198 on: September 30, 2019, 04:53:23 PM »
i'm worried they've maxed out their line of credit at swells fargo and how many relationships fail under the stress of money problems?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2199 on: September 30, 2019, 06:00:24 PM »
Wow this is great news for Ted.