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Offline Shooter Jones

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2100 on: June 27, 2019, 02:03:35 PM »
Seriously, they used new DNA technology to catch him and arrest him about 2 weeks ago.

Dude has got away with it for 32 years. Too soon to be hilarious?
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« Reply #2101 on: June 27, 2019, 03:19:01 PM »
I feel like everybody has killed somebody. Meh
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« Reply #2102 on: June 27, 2019, 03:23:13 PM »
If he's gone 32 years without killing anyone else, I don't see what the big deal is.
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« Reply #2103 on: June 27, 2019, 03:34:09 PM »
How did he kill the person?
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« Reply #2104 on: June 27, 2019, 03:37:51 PM »
Shooter, that is fascinating and all but I’m honestly just here for the 55ish year old baker that wants to romance chum at this point.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2105 on: June 27, 2019, 03:41:15 PM »
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« Reply #2106 on: June 27, 2019, 03:43:32 PM »
Geez

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At the time, authorities had revealed that she was beaten, raped and strangled to death with a coat hanger and leather straps.

Her autopsy also indicated that her body might have been thrown from a moving vehicle.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2107 on: June 27, 2019, 03:46:53 PM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2108 on: June 27, 2019, 04:11:15 PM »
He was arrested 2 weeks ago, but his company skype shows him being "Away" for 7 days..  :ohno:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2109 on: June 27, 2019, 04:31:16 PM »
Quote from: Shooter Jones on June 27, 2019, 02:03:35 PM
Seriously, they used new DNA technology to catch him and arrest him about 2 weeks ago.

Dude has got away with it for 32 years. Too soon to be hilarious?

i cannot wait for the dateline episode on this, i love dateline.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2110 on: June 27, 2019, 04:36:24 PM »
Chum how did you respond? 
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« Reply #2111 on: June 27, 2019, 04:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on June 27, 2019, 04:36:24 PM
Chum how did you respond?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2112 on: June 27, 2019, 04:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Dlew12 on June 27, 2019, 04:36:24 PM
Chum how did you respond?

Totally normal office talk.

Me: Hey. How are you?
Her: Something about mistakenly thinking it was Friday. Bummer.
Me: Well, it's almost Friday!
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2113 on: June 27, 2019, 06:04:20 PM »
Were you wearing your trifocals when this occurred?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2114 on: June 27, 2019, 07:34:51 PM »
Next time she brings in cake; what’s the play?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2115 on: June 27, 2019, 07:35:54 PM »
Suggestion: “oh mama!” while looking at the cake.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2116 on: June 27, 2019, 07:37:52 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on June 27, 2019, 07:34:51 PM
Next time she brings in cake; what’s the play?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2117 on: June 27, 2019, 08:07:49 PM »
Quote from: bucket on June 27, 2019, 07:37:52 PM
Quote from: steve dave on June 27, 2019, 07:34:51 PM
Next time she brings in cake; what’s the play?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2118 on: June 27, 2019, 08:19:34 PM »
Quote from: bucket on June 27, 2019, 07:37:52 PM
Quote from: steve dave on June 27, 2019, 07:34:51 PM
Next time she brings in cake; what’s the play?


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“Daddy like”

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2119 on: June 28, 2019, 07:23:44 AM »
Quote from: Shooter Jones on June 27, 2019, 04:11:15 PM
He was arrested 2 weeks ago, but his company skype shows him being "Away" for 7 days..  :ohno:

I would be more surprised to learn this guy hadn't ever murdered anyone.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2120 on: June 28, 2019, 08:07:38 AM »
Quote from: Batt BcKee on June 28, 2019, 07:23:44 AM
Quote from: Shooter Jones on June 27, 2019, 04:11:15 PM
He was arrested 2 weeks ago, but his company skype shows him being "Away" for 7 days..  :ohno:

I would be more surprised to learn this guy hadn't ever murdered anyone.







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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2121 on: June 28, 2019, 08:17:15 AM »
The 80s were a crazy time.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2122 on: June 28, 2019, 08:39:48 AM »
I don't think police should be able to match DNA by grabbing a fast food drink cup out of the trash. Get a warrant, you cowards.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2123 on: June 28, 2019, 09:18:59 AM »
Makes you think
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #2124 on: June 28, 2019, 09:52:07 AM »
i bet a couple years ago his fam was all like hey! lets do ancestry.com and he was like "hahahahahahah yeaaaaahhhhhh sounds good..."
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