Hilarious Things At Your Office

[IPA4Me]

I'm glad you're FB friends with Ted because this story is entertaining.

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[bucket]

Sounds like you need to start a happy hour with Ted.

[chum1]

I'd guess that the bar regulars won't be seeing much of Ted until his divorce from the new Mrs. Ted.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

guys Ted is the king the of the cryptic facebook status.  His most recent update was a photo of him and the g/f from when they went to top golf this weekend and the caption "the day my life changed forever"

i suspect we might have some big news

[steve dave]

christ, they'll be divorced before the weekend gets here

[chum1]

OMG LOL

[kslim]

eff yeah, great news for combo season

[meow meow]

post the comments

[dmartin]

Ted knocked her up in the Top Golf bathroom

[kslim]

Ted knocked her up in the Top Golf bathroom

great now ill think of that every time i piss at top golf

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Ted knocked her up in the Top Golf bathroom

great now ill think of that every time i piss at top golf

I wish i could say there is no way Ted would do that but this actually seems like exactly the kind of thing that would happen.

[star seed 7]

Honestly, I don't think I'd be friends with someone if they wouldn't knock up the love of their life in a top golf rest room.

[chum1]

It's fun to try to figure out the exact day you knocked up your girl.

[kslim]

so Ted is kinda wild? do you guys have an office christmas party BAC?

[BIG APPLE CAT]

so Ted is kinda wild? do you guys have an office christmas party BAC?

we do, but i think his crippling anxiety gets the better of him. last year our party was at a reception hall and he pretty much just stood around quietly the whole time, didn't say much, and then made the irish exit around 10:00. (Event didn't officially end until midnight but usually the boss is feeling festive and ppl are kind of expected to go to a nearby bar for after party until the bar closes) I believe he is a totally different person when he is in more comfortable environs.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

post the comments

only 1 comment so far! "Happy you for, buddy!" lame. 15 likes tho!

[kslim]

so Ted is kinda wild? do you guys have an office christmas party BAC?

we do, but i think his crippling anxiety gets the better of him. last year our party was at a reception hall and he pretty much just stood around quietly the whole time, didn't say much, and then made the irish exit around 10:00. (Event didn't officially end until midnight but usually the boss is feeling festive and ppl are kind of expected to go to a nearby bar for after party until the bar closes) I believe he is a totally different person when he is in more comfortable environs.

you have two options here, get him to a solid 6 or slip a zany or two and get him to relax

seriously tho, dont slip the guy that might want to kill everyone drugs

[dmartin]

It's fun to try to figure out the exact day you knocked up your girl.

Valentines Day 2002 and 2005... both kids born in Mid October.....

[steve dave]

Hey babe, it’s love day. Time for our annual sex having.


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[dmartin]

Hey babe, it’s love day. Time for our annual sex having.


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It's all those damn cupids!!

[meow meow]

better 1 days a year than 0 days, that's what d-mart always says

[8manpick]

It's fun to try to figure out the exact day you knocked up your girl.

Valentines Day 2002 and 2005... both kids born in Mid October.....

Both a month early?

[KST8FAN]

It's fun to try to figure out the exact day you knocked up your girl.

Valentines Day 2002 and 2005... both kids born in Mid October.....

Both a month early?

93 copper bowl to my 2nd child's birthday... 37 weeks on the nose.


Tom

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[WonderMeal]

It's fun to try to figure out the exact day you knocked up your girl.

93 copper bowl to my 2nd child's birthday... 37 weeks on the nose.


Tom

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Tom continues to be the best poster on this blog by a million miles.

[kslim]