Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 278824 times)

michigancat · « **Reply #1575 on:** June 23, 2017, 08:38:40 PM »

we used to have iced tea in the kitchen. It stopped. I asked the office manager if we could start ordering it again and she said she wouldn't because she's trying to get kombucha on tap.

michigancat · « **Reply #1576 on:** July 18, 2017, 05:37:10 PM »

My boss tries to spell "description"

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1577 on:** October 05, 2017, 09:49:58 AM »

There are 6 guys over in a cubicle discussing "shrinkage of a tool".

michigancat · « **Reply #1578 on:** October 11, 2017, 11:51:44 AM »

Topping for acai breakfast bowl day at the office. (Cross post with San Francisco things)

8manpick · « **Reply #1579 on:** October 12, 2017, 02:57:00 PM »

an architect we are working with has the following slogan on their title block:

"From Imagination...to Completion"

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #1580 on:** October 12, 2017, 03:03:38 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 18, 2017, 05:37:10 PM

My boss tries to spell "description"

are you sure its not despacito

IPA4Me · « **Reply #1581 on:** October 12, 2017, 04:01:29 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on October 12, 2017, 02:57:00 PM

an architect we are working with has the following slogan on their title block:

"From Imagination...to Completion"

I hope they have a great firm name to go with this!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1582 on:** October 13, 2017, 04:49:38 PM »

New coworker is a squawk and noticed I get on the message boards from time to time. She said: "My husband is obsessed with the Phog" and I immediately went

. I told her to ask her husband if he'd ever heard of Wackycat before and he immediately text her "that k-state trolling POS? Yeah, I know him. He goes by AdAstra69 and DreamWheater too".

Then she told him how nice I was and everything and he goes "That doesn't surprise me. Btw, tell him that TaTownBacker is a real POS!"

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1583 on:** October 13, 2017, 05:19:01 PM »

dreamwheater is one of my fav names of all time bud

Institutional Control · « **Reply #1584 on:** October 13, 2017, 05:23:27 PM »

AdAstra69 is a genius name.

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Kat Kid · « **Reply #1585 on:** October 13, 2017, 05:30:29 PM »

Menu today for my school said "Oriental Rice"

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1586 on:** October 13, 2017, 06:12:07 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 13, 2017, 05:19:01 PM

dreamwheater is one of my fav names of all time bud

Yeah, that is really good.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1587 on:** October 13, 2017, 06:13:41 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on October 13, 2017, 05:30:29 PM

Menu today for my school said "Oriental Rice"

It's offensive to call people oriental, but I really don't know if it's offensive to refer to a region as "The Orient".

mocat · « **Reply #1588 on:** October 13, 2017, 06:57:10 PM »

In sure he didnt mean it and it was just an occident

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1589 on:** October 13, 2017, 06:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 13, 2017, 06:12:07 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 13, 2017, 05:19:01 PM
dreamwheater is one of my fav names of all time bud

Yeah, that is really good.

Thanks guys!

Wish it would have lasted longer than a week over there.

sys · « **Reply #1590 on:** October 14, 2017, 04:18:36 PM »

like 10% or so of these new people they are bringing on to try and rush through some physical labor are getting valley fever. one group of three brothers came up from san diego and all three got the fever.

this one guy from nothern california got it after working for like a week. that's more sad though. i hope he had insurance, but he probably didn't.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #1591 on:** October 14, 2017, 04:46:05 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 13, 2017, 06:13:41 PM

Quote from: Kat Kid on October 13, 2017, 05:30:29 PM
Menu today for my school said "Oriental Rice"

It's offensive to call people oriental, but I really don't know if it's offensive to refer to a region as "The Orient".

Fried Rice is the parlance of our times.

meow meow · « **Reply #1592 on:** October 16, 2017, 12:58:58 PM »

so the guy that came up with dreamwheater also came up with wackycat?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1593 on:** October 16, 2017, 01:04:50 PM »

Yeah. I created wacky in college tho.

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Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1594 on:** October 16, 2017, 06:33:57 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on October 13, 2017, 06:59:37 PM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on October 13, 2017, 06:12:07 PM
Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 13, 2017, 05:19:01 PM
dreamwheater is one of my fav names of all time bud

Yeah, that is really good.
Thanks guys! Wish it would have lasted longer than a week over there.

It was only on the board for a week, but it will be in their heads for eternity.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1595 on:** October 16, 2017, 06:42:07 PM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #1596 on:** October 25, 2017, 05:23:35 PM »

Since I don’t really work at an office, I thought I’d put this here.

Dropping my daughter off at school this morning and a girl gets out of the car in front of us wearing an Aaron Hernandez jersey.

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bucket · « **Reply #1597 on:** October 25, 2017, 07:15:30 PM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee on October 25, 2017, 05:23:35 PM

Since I don’t really work at an office, I thought I’d put this here.

Dropping my daughter off at school this morning and a girl gets out of the car in front of us wearing an Aaron Hernandez jersey.

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The Big Train · « **Reply #1598 on:** October 26, 2017, 10:11:18 AM »

Someone left an unopened mini snickers bar in one of the bathroom stalls. Nice try you psychos

Pett · « **Reply #1599 on:** October 26, 2017, 10:14:44 AM »

someone flushed a protein shaker bottle spring in the toilet and clogged it. nobody will own up to it.

Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 278824 times)

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