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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1525 on: April 18, 2017, 03:50:50 PM »
Apparently I work with Jake Waters cousin
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1526 on: April 18, 2017, 04:19:30 PM »
Apparently I work with Jake Waters cousin
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« Reply #1527 on: April 18, 2017, 05:32:23 PM »
Apparently I work with Jake Waters cousin
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1528 on: April 19, 2017, 02:41:03 PM »
coworker got a puppy like a month and a half ago. He took a full week off of work when he got it and is still working half-days so he can watch his dog during the day. It's crazy.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1530 on: April 19, 2017, 03:01:43 PM »
coworker got a puppy like a month and a half ago. He took a full week off of work when he got it and is still working half-days so he can watch his dog during the day. It's crazy.

Why doesn't he just bring it to the office like all the other weird people you work with?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1531 on: April 19, 2017, 03:01:56 PM »
I would def get a puppy if I got pawternity leave
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1532 on: April 19, 2017, 03:04:03 PM »
coworker got a puppy like a month and a half ago. He took a full week off of work when he got it and is still working half-days so he can watch his dog during the day. It's crazy.

Why doesn't he just bring it to the office like all the other weird people you work with?
He has. But only after lunch today. That's what reminded me about it. Work completely stopped because everyone had to watch the puppy meet another office dog.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1533 on: April 19, 2017, 03:08:56 PM »
Also, his dog has pissed a lot on things people are working on and he feels kind of bad about that because he has a conscience.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1534 on: April 19, 2017, 03:15:07 PM »
your coworker probably just got the baby dog and not its mother too.  that's why it's so much work for him to take care of it.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1535 on: April 19, 2017, 03:20:01 PM »
humans think baby dogs are cute, that's why your coworkers stopped working to watch the baby dog when they had the opportunity.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1536 on: April 19, 2017, 03:20:52 PM »
renocat and michigancat are so similar

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1537 on: April 19, 2017, 03:32:19 PM »
PUPPY IN THE OFFICE  :love:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1538 on: May 04, 2017, 09:05:57 AM »
My coworkers played a pretty good practical joke on me yesterday.  The details would bore you because it's job related but just know that it was a pretty good practical joke.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1539 on: May 04, 2017, 07:42:22 PM »
I currently work at a Veterinary Clinic and one of our Vetd got a shipment. I brought it to him, amd as he excitedly opened it to reveal a large cryogenic chamber for transporting embryos and whatnot, he blares out "oh man! I can fit a TON of semen in this!"

I could not for the life of me keep a straight face.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1540 on: May 04, 2017, 07:54:54 PM »
is he an Aggie?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1541 on: May 04, 2017, 08:29:14 PM »
Lmao

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1542 on: May 05, 2017, 07:27:28 AM »
Well this is certainly a plot twist

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1543 on: June 01, 2017, 02:51:01 PM »
What the eff?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1544 on: June 01, 2017, 02:55:33 PM »
Mmm, baby, you've got a stew going
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1545 on: June 01, 2017, 03:04:44 PM »
They have some nerve quoting the bible verse and then going ahead and adding blueberries to the holy recipe.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1546 on: June 01, 2017, 03:19:23 PM »
Ezekiel 25:17 Cereal is better.  It's made out of Big Kahuna burgers.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1547 on: June 01, 2017, 03:19:25 PM »
What the eff?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1548 on: June 02, 2017, 09:45:59 AM »
A colleague has changed his default Skype for Business chat avatar to a gym selfie wherein he's in a tanktop flexing his ass off.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1549 on: June 02, 2017, 10:33:17 AM »
A colleague has changed his default Skype for Business chat avatar to a gym selfie wherein he's in a tanktop flexing his ass off.
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