Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 227448 times)

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1550 on:** June 07, 2017, 01:06:12 PM »

Not really hilarious, more

, in a meeting a colleague described an interaction with our finance group by quoting Jackie Chan (complete with accent) "dooo you unnnastan the words comeen outa may mouf." With an Asian guy seated directly across from him.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1551 on:** June 07, 2017, 01:37:07 PM »

He was quoting Chris Tucker

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1552 on:** June 07, 2017, 01:38:39 PM »

I think Jackie chan said it too, maybe in a sequel. I have never seen a rush hour movie tho

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1553 on:** June 07, 2017, 01:48:48 PM »

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1554 on:** June 07, 2017, 01:51:41 PM »

so he's quoting Jackie quoting Chris. I'm still right

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1555 on:** June 07, 2017, 02:53:01 PM »

Weird hill to die on.

Tobias · « **Reply #1556 on:** June 07, 2017, 04:31:45 PM »

Emo this is a poor look for you.

meow meow · « **Reply #1557 on:** June 07, 2017, 05:03:51 PM »

SdK · « **Reply #1558 on:** June 07, 2017, 05:14:43 PM »

Hahahaha oh man

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1559 on:** June 08, 2017, 12:43:03 PM »

Had (2) straight "reply all" incidents with inadvertently sent massive group emails. SMDH

Next up, the "Out of the Office" response to every email, including reply/same subject emails.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1560 on:** June 08, 2017, 03:58:39 PM »

We just purchased a list of doctor contacts and I've been calling on candidates all day. However, this last call was quite the humdinger. The guy I was calling for is dead and his widow wasn't happy that she had to tell me this, so she told me to go to a really bad place, that i'm a POS and to eff myself. Anyways, I don't think the guys interested in the opportunity.

SdK · « **Reply #1561 on:** June 08, 2017, 04:31:48 PM »

Take her advice. Meet up with him there. It's a vast untapped market I'd assume.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1562 on:** June 08, 2017, 04:40:46 PM »

SdK · « **Reply #1563 on:** June 08, 2017, 04:45:34 PM »

sys · « **Reply #1564 on:** June 08, 2017, 05:10:25 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on June 08, 2017, 03:58:39 PM

The guy I was calling for is dead and his widow wasn't happy that she had to tell me this.

my doctor just died!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1565 on:** June 08, 2017, 08:45:25 PM »

Not that kind of "Doctor ".

KITNfury · « **Reply #1566 on:** June 09, 2017, 06:15:54 AM »

"Did he kill himself to get away from you? " *click*

Although people that make unsolicited calls to unknown people are clearly sociopathic.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1567 on:** June 09, 2017, 08:40:44 AM »

It's part of the recruiting game, bruh.

NotWackyCat08 · « **Reply #1568 on:** June 13, 2017, 05:06:41 PM »

I have a friend who works at a office that has two sets of butcher knives in the kitchen and I don't think it's safe to have with some of the personalities he has running around the place. What would you do?

SdK · « **Reply #1569 on:** June 13, 2017, 05:07:13 PM »

What is this person?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1570 on:** June 13, 2017, 05:37:26 PM »

Not sure. I might report him/her.

The Big Train · « **Reply #1571 on:** June 16, 2017, 12:44:05 PM »

I have 26 chrome tabs open right now

SdK · « **Reply #1572 on:** June 16, 2017, 01:05:46 PM »

Why don't you use an Apple browser?

The Big Train · « **Reply #1573 on:** June 16, 2017, 01:06:45 PM »

Because I only use Safari on my phone

SdK · « **Reply #1574 on:** June 16, 2017, 02:30:16 PM »

I'll put you down as a closet android fan.

Author Topic: Hilarious Things At Your Office (Read 227448 times)

The Big Train

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