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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1500 on: January 25, 2017, 08:53:30 PM »
I just can't imagine taking my dog to work.  It's like OK I'm at work time to get out of the car oh wait where is my leash because I forgot my dog is with me for some reason WTF?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1501 on: January 25, 2017, 08:59:02 PM »
Michigancat, would any of your colleagues get upset if your work just said 'ok no more dogs, it's more trouble than it's worth'?  Why are they doing this?  I just don't understand it.
Well, the top boss in the office actually has his dog in the office more than anyone. He's also in meetings 100% of the day.


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« Reply #1502 on: January 25, 2017, 08:59:32 PM »
dogs would improve 99% of workplaces.  prolly 75% of michigancat's office humans should be fired though.
Incidentally, the original bad dog owner was fired this week.

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« Reply #1503 on: January 25, 2017, 09:18:28 PM »
Sounds like the boss needs an intern to take care of the dog.

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« Reply #1504 on: January 25, 2017, 09:34:28 PM »
Sounds like the boss needs an intern to take care of the dog.
He kind of does. But not really. Like, he's definitely emailed the office asking for people to watch the dog when he leaves on long trips and people have done it for him. But no one's assigned to walk the dog during the day or anything.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1505 on: January 25, 2017, 10:13:49 PM »
someone needs to bring in their falcon to the office
equality for all pets, that's what i always say.  pound sign #.

oh i can't bring in my pet falcon?  cool enjoy this lawsuit i'm about to drop on dat ass, judge judy.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1506 on: January 25, 2017, 10:20:08 PM »
What part of this is hilarious??

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« Reply #1507 on: January 25, 2017, 10:43:15 PM »
if everyone else's dogs were shitting up the office and my boss wrote a letter to everyone where he included my non-shitting dog in with the shitting dogs i would be furious.  same for if he was like - new rule only two dogs from now on and i'm going to blame it on our lease even though that's obviously complete bullshit because we've had unlimited dogs until now and it's the same building and same lease and also one of the dogs will be mine.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1508 on: January 25, 2017, 10:58:02 PM »


if everyone else's dogs were shitting up the office and my boss wrote a letter to everyone where he included my non-shitting dog in with the shitting dogs i would be furious.  same for if he was like - new rule only two dogs from now on and i'm going to blame it on our lease even though that's obviously complete bullshit because we've had unlimited dogs until now and it's the same building and same lease and also one of the dogs will be mine.

He didn't write the email, someone much more responsible did.

And all the dogs have crap in the office.

And the dogs on the lease thing was always in place at this office - we just moved in December. Shitty dog owner who was also in charge of the lease at the new place said he had to negotiate to allow two dogs

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1510 on: January 25, 2017, 11:31:38 PM »
And all the dogs have crap in the office.

well that's a lie, mine hasn't.

Shitty dog owner who was also in charge of the lease at the new place said he had to negotiate to allow two dogs

thank god that this person has been fired.
we understand it better now that the american century is over and some of us sound more and more like serbs.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1511 on: January 25, 2017, 11:42:08 PM »
I don't believe either of my dogs have had a non-sick accident since they were puppies.  I figured that was normal. 

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« Reply #1512 on: January 26, 2017, 10:45:12 AM »
I don't believe either of my dogs have had a non-sick accident since they were puppies.  I figured that was normal.

When dogs visit unfamiliar places they might have an accident.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1513 on: January 26, 2017, 10:57:52 AM »
I just reread that dog email and noticed that vomits do not count toward the 3 strikes and you're out rule.  Pretty great deal for the dogs!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1514 on: January 26, 2017, 04:05:36 PM »
I don't believe either of my dogs have had a non-sick accident since they were puppies.  I figured that was normal.

When dogs visit unfamiliar places they might have an accident.

especially when other dogs have previously had accidents and the smell it

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1515 on: January 26, 2017, 04:06:44 PM »
one of our owners brings her collie in a couple of mornings a week, no real issue aside from the occasional accident.

I've brought our yorkie in a few times before or after vet visits.   He just quietly sits in my office....

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1516 on: January 26, 2017, 04:08:22 PM »
Just sent an email with "qualify that erection could go up depending on available manpower"  :Keke:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1517 on: January 26, 2017, 04:26:48 PM »
Just sent an email with "qualify that erection could go up depending on available manpower"  :Keke:

HR needs to have a word!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1518 on: March 13, 2017, 11:39:54 AM »
Not really my office but I'm looking at a potential client's website and it was developed by "My Biz niche"  :lol:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1519 on: March 13, 2017, 11:40:24 AM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1520 on: March 24, 2017, 08:00:00 PM »
Today I answered a call from some guy at Initech.  :D

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« Reply #1521 on: March 24, 2017, 08:02:33 PM »
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IniTECH has been serving the Flavor and fragrance industry for more than 12 years with experience of over 150 man-years

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« Reply #1522 on: March 24, 2017, 08:15:58 PM »
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IniTECH has been serving the Flavor and fragrance industry for more than 12 years with experience of over 150 man-years

:dubious:

I'm not so sure that is it. That place is in New Jersey and the guy told me he was on Pacific time.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1523 on: March 24, 2017, 08:16:22 PM »
that sounds more legit

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1524 on: March 24, 2017, 08:42:11 PM »
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