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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #925 on: October 12, 2015, 11:23:11 AM »
those are all pretty good hiliarious things at your office posts, EMAWican.

they really are great

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #926 on: October 20, 2015, 09:04:27 AM »
This just got sent to the entire American embassy:

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« Reply #927 on: October 20, 2015, 09:05:58 AM »
Perhaps it is a trojan horse shawl, with integrated listening devices. 

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« Reply #928 on: October 20, 2015, 09:21:14 AM »
LL Cairo I would make a great egyptian rapper name


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #929 on: October 30, 2015, 12:54:11 PM »
have you guys ever had a coworker do the geico humpday camel commercial imitation but for a day that wasnt even humpday?

at first i was quietly exasperated, but now i think its kind of funny.

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« Reply #930 on: October 30, 2015, 12:55:47 PM »
Maybe this is the day that person has sex
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« Reply #931 on: October 30, 2015, 12:58:53 PM »
Maybe this is the day that person has sex

that would be interesting and funny i guess but they dont even say "hump day"

they do the name name name name name name name guess what day it is?
THURSDAY [friday, etc]

im starting to think this person may have never seen the geico commercial and is just copying other people who were doing it despite having no understanding?

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« Reply #932 on: October 30, 2015, 01:00:18 PM »
Oh, ok, your first post did not properly express the situation
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« Reply #933 on: October 30, 2015, 01:01:17 PM »
Oh, ok, your first post did not properly express the situation

I'll keep trying  :Carl:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #934 on: October 30, 2015, 01:29:47 PM »
Halloween costume day! This may be the nerdiest costume I've ever seen. This guy has a shark's head coming out of the front of his shirt with fake blood and all and he has a toy chainsaw as a prop. Sharknado, right? But GET THIS. He also has, hanging from around his neck, a photo of himself talking to Ian Ziering at a comic book convention in front of a Sharknado backdrop. Haha.

The photo is terrible, too, because he didn't buy the official $100 promo photo, but had someone else take it from a distance on their phone. You can't even see his face in it - just the back of his head.

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« Reply #935 on: October 30, 2015, 01:31:56 PM »
My goodness  :lol:
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« Reply #936 on: October 30, 2015, 02:06:49 PM »
I never saw any of the Sharknado movies. Was there a photo of Ian Ziering talking to a fan caught up in the tornado in the movie? If not, that costume doesn't make sense.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #938 on: November 02, 2015, 11:26:59 AM »
Company wide email. 3 people have responded to everyone that they will not attend or should not be included. 6 people have replied all telling us not to reply all. I am considering sending a "Royals won the World Series" message. I think our friends overseas need to be alerted of this.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #939 on: November 02, 2015, 12:31:21 PM »
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This is going to sound really racist, but the worst fans and Niners and Raiders games are the Latinos

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« Reply #940 on: November 02, 2015, 12:34:34 PM »
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This is going to sound really racist, but the worst fans and Niners and Raiders games are the Latinos

New indiana guy  :excited:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #941 on: November 02, 2015, 12:40:59 PM »
there was also a funny halloween exchange about inappropriate parties. Another coworker who went to probably the WASP-iest school in the world was like, "so the sailing team can no longer have gangster parties" and the original guy (who did the niners fan quote) was like, "well, there's not any black students on the sailing team, right? So when would they have an opportunity to have a gangster party" or something like that. I had trouble following his logic.

Really nice guy though!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #942 on: November 02, 2015, 01:14:00 PM »
Probably no black guys to offend?

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« Reply #943 on: November 02, 2015, 01:32:23 PM »
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This is going to sound really racist, but the worst fans and Niners and Raiders games are the Latinos

New indiana guy  :excited:

Indiana is super racist

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #944 on: November 02, 2015, 01:49:38 PM »
He's not from Indiana

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #945 on: November 02, 2015, 02:22:33 PM »
He's probably lived in Indiana at some point.

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« Reply #946 on: November 03, 2015, 05:53:55 AM »
Company wide email. 3 people have responded to everyone that they will not attend or should not be included. 6 people have replied all telling us not to reply all. I am considering sending a "Royals won the World Series" message. I think our friends overseas need to be alerted of this.


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It escalated last evening. I had deleted several of the responses, but I think it is around 40 right now. Lots of
"Please take me off this list."
"Stop replying all and please remove me from this list."
"Me, too."

Of course, a couple of people are just furious and have went to all caps: "PLEASE STOP REPLYING ALL!"

At least one helpful person did a tutorial on how to filter email so it goes directly into your deleted folder.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #947 on: November 03, 2015, 11:44:06 AM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #949 on: November 06, 2015, 12:18:30 PM »
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