The internal remote access server we use at my company is called SEAM portal.
When people want to log in from home, often times, they won't say "I'm going to SEAM portal in, when i get home" Or "I'm going to remote in, when..." they say
"I'm going to SEAM in, when i get home"
Say that aloud. And its not a minority of people, most people verbalize this concept in this fashion. I am aghast at this on going double entendre that apparently no one but me notices.