Hilarious Things At Your Office

[Emo EMAW]

Someone must have explosive shits on a pretty regular basis because the rear of the toilet always has a healthy dose of debris.

[Katpappy]

Someone must have explosive shits on a pretty regular basis because the rear of the toilet always has a healthy dose of debris.

This should be in a separate thread. 

[ShellShock]

I rolled forward and gently nudged a lady at the stop sign at 87th and Antioch a couple years ago...she got out and was making a huge scene. I walked up to the front of my car and my front grille was cracked (stupid plastic) and her hitch on the SUV had the grease rubbed off...she was still raising a scene and complaining about how she needed to see a doctor because I hit her too hard...blah blah blah

Luckily, a police officer was in the parking lot watching that intersection (because people rarely actually stop there) and saw the whole thing. He walked up and told the lady to calm down. She was freaking out on both of us saying she was going to sue and that she was hurt and that i'd be paying for all the damage to her shitty old Kia. GMAFB lady! After I told her I was an attorney that deals with this stuff every day and the cop said that he saw the whole thing as well, she realized her BS wouldn't work on us, she just got in her car and drove off without saying anything. Haven't heard anything else about it since that day.

Jokingly, the cop said, should I follow her and arrest her for fleeing the scene of an accident? 

The beauty of this whole deal is that i'm not an even an attorney

In the future, if I ever get pulled over in OP/Lenexa, I hope it's the same police officer. Then I can joke with him about remembering that time with the car accident and the lady freaked out...it will be great!

[Kat Kid]

I rolled forward and gently nudged a lady at the stop sign at 87th and Antioch a couple years ago...she got out and was making a huge scene. I walked up to the front of my car and my front grille was cracked (stupid plastic) and her hitch on the SUV had the grease rubbed off...she was still raising a scene and complaining about how she needed to see a doctor because I hit her too hard...blah blah blah

Luckily, a police officer was in the parking lot watching that intersection (because people rarely actually stop there) and saw the whole thing. He walked up and told the lady to calm down. She was freaking out on both of us saying she was going to sue and that she was hurt and that i'd be paying for all the damage to her shitty old Kia. GMAFB lady! After I told her I was an attorney that deals with this stuff every day and the cop said that he saw the whole thing as well, she realized her BS wouldn't work on us, she just got in her car and drove off without saying anything. Haven't heard anything else about it since that day.

Jokingly, the cop said, should I follow her and arrest her for fleeing the scene of an accident? 

The beauty of this whole deal is that i'm not an even an attorney

In the future, if I ever get pulled over in OP/Lenexa, I hope it's the same police officer. Then I can joke with him about remembering that time with the car accident and the lady freaked out...it will be great!

Pretty sure impersonating an attorney is a crime too. 

KAT KID (NOT) ESQ.

[Dr Rick Daris]

It's a good thing nobody is on here impersonating a cop

[The Big Train]

[wetwillie]

I rolled forward and gently nudged a lady at the stop sign at 87th and Antioch a couple years ago...she got out and was making a huge scene. I walked up to the front of my car and my front grille was cracked (stupid plastic) and her hitch on the SUV had the grease rubbed off...she was still raising a scene and complaining about how she needed to see a doctor because I hit her too hard...blah blah blah

Luckily, a police officer was in the parking lot watching that intersection (because people rarely actually stop there) and saw the whole thing. He walked up and told the lady to calm down. She was freaking out on both of us saying she was going to sue and that she was hurt and that i'd be paying for all the damage to her shitty old Kia. GMAFB lady! After I told her I was an attorney that deals with this stuff every day and the cop said that he saw the whole thing as well, she realized her BS wouldn't work on us, she just got in her car and drove off without saying anything. Haven't heard anything else about it since that day.

Jokingly, the cop said, should I follow her and arrest her for fleeing the scene of an accident? 

The beauty of this whole deal is that i'm not an even an attorney

In the future, if I ever get pulled over in OP/Lenexa, I hope it's the same police officer. Then I can joke with him about remembering that time with the car accident and the lady freaked out...it will be great!

The best part of this whole story is that none of it is true

[Asteriskhead]

i think that i hate shellshock.

[michigancat]

i think that i hate shellshock.

He doesn't seem like a good person

[The Big Train]

these last 3 posts weren't very hilarious

[Asteriskhead]

i think that i hate shellshock.

He doesn't seem like a good person

he seems like a pretty awful person, to be honest.

these last 3 posts weren't very hilarious

i'm being serious.

[michigancat]

these last 3 posts weren't very hilarious

Are we not allowed to comment you friggin dweeb?

[The Big Train]

these last 3 posts weren't very hilarious

Are we not allowed to comment you friggin dweeb?

am I not either

[michigancat]

the next to last post gave me at least a mild chuckle.

[star seed 7]

He certainly rivals that bigwillie guy

[_33]

I'm pranking a guy at my work right now.  I can't tell you exactly what the prank is but just know that it's hilarious.   

[ShellShock]

I rolled forward and gently nudged a lady at the stop sign at 87th and Antioch a couple years ago...she got out and was making a huge scene. I walked up to the front of my car and my front grille was cracked (stupid plastic) and her hitch on the SUV had the grease rubbed off...she was still raising a scene and complaining about how she needed to see a doctor because I hit her too hard...blah blah blah

Luckily, a police officer was in the parking lot watching that intersection (because people rarely actually stop there) and saw the whole thing. He walked up and told the lady to calm down. She was freaking out on both of us saying she was going to sue and that she was hurt and that i'd be paying for all the damage to her shitty old Kia. GMAFB lady! After I told her I was an attorney that deals with this stuff every day and the cop said that he saw the whole thing as well, she realized her BS wouldn't work on us, she just got in her car and drove off without saying anything. Haven't heard anything else about it since that day.

Jokingly, the cop said, should I follow her and arrest her for fleeing the scene of an accident? 

The beauty of this whole deal is that i'm not an even an attorney

In the future, if I ever get pulled over in OP/Lenexa, I hope it's the same police officer. Then I can joke with him about remembering that time with the car accident and the lady freaked out...it will be great!

The best part of this whole story is that none of it is true

You don't even know me! Haters gonna hate! 

[ShellShock]

I rolled forward and gently nudged a lady at the stop sign at 87th and Antioch a couple years ago...she got out and was making a huge scene. I walked up to the front of my car and my front grille was cracked (stupid plastic) and her hitch on the SUV had the grease rubbed off...she was still raising a scene and complaining about how she needed to see a doctor because I hit her too hard...blah blah blah

Luckily, a police officer was in the parking lot watching that intersection (because people rarely actually stop there) and saw the whole thing. He walked up and told the lady to calm down. She was freaking out on both of us saying she was going to sue and that she was hurt and that i'd be paying for all the damage to her shitty old Kia. GMAFB lady! After I told her I was an attorney that deals with this stuff every day and the cop said that he saw the whole thing as well, she realized her BS wouldn't work on us, she just got in her car and drove off without saying anything. Haven't heard anything else about it since that day.

Jokingly, the cop said, should I follow her and arrest her for fleeing the scene of an accident? 

The beauty of this whole deal is that i'm not an even an attorney

In the future, if I ever get pulled over in OP/Lenexa, I hope it's the same police officer. Then I can joke with him about remembering that time with the car accident and the lady freaked out...it will be great!

Pretty sure impersonating an attorney is a crime too. 

KAT KID (NOT) ESQ.

It actually isn't. If I were to pretend to give legal advice after stating that I was an attorney, or trying to represent someone in court, then yes it would be illegal...but simply calling myself a lawyer in a public passing/conversation isn't.

[ShellShock]

i think that i hate shellshock.

He doesn't seem like a good person

I'm not a very good person, you're right.

[dmartin]

these last 3 posts weren't very hilarious

now imagine they happened in your office....

[EMAWican]

This one time we had some grass sod and scraps left over from one of our projects and we sodded our boss's office floor with it.  Took out his furniture and everything.   

[EMAWican]

The main bossman is out of the office quite a bit and isn't really observant about some things.  So we had this shitty grandma-ey table lamp that no one knew where it came from, but it lived on a table in our office.  We relocated it to a corner table in his office and started an office pool on how long it would take for him to realize he had a new lamp.  "WHERE THE HELL DID THIS LAMP COME FROM?!" 2 weeks later.      

[EMAWican]

There's an oldtimer in our office that is pretty #teamhardcopy by having hard copies of books, references, etc.,  so we rib him about it a little from time to time.  He maintains current copies of phone books still.  When we got the annual supply of Yellow Pages dumped on our front step this last year we snuck a couple dozen of them (mainly the halfsize copies) throughout books on his bookcases and strategically placed some all over his office.  It took him 4 days to realize he had been pranked.        

[Dr Rick Daris]

those are all pretty good hiliarious things at your office posts, EMAWican.

[420seriouscat69]

My coworker keeps showing off this picture of her 5 year old flipping off the camera. She thinks it's adorable and keeps laughing when she shows it off.