Corporate World (alert IT guru's)

[OK_Cat]

I have no idea what the price of gas is.

yeah, if you actually pay attention to the price of gas i really feel sorry for you.

I'm very conscious of the price of fuel due to the nature of the business that I am in.  Please feel sorry for me now?

the exception that proves the rule.

There are 2 gas stations within a couple of blocks from my house, and they flip-flop on being the cheapest in town.  15-20 cents cheaper each time.  so i pay attention to those 2 particular places so that i fill up at the cheaper of the two each time.  don't feel sorry for me, i enjoy it.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

oh man do you guys laugh as hard as i do when they put the unleaded price and then put like 1st born or arm and then leg like this:

Unleaded: $3.89
Super Unleaded: Arm
Premium: Leg

  oh man gets me every time

[420seriouscat69]

Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.

[OK_Cat]

Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.

finish her, fanning.

[Saulbadguy]

 

[420seriouscat69]

Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.

finish her, fanning.

FATALITY COMPLETE!

[8manpick]

Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.

finish her, fanning.

FATALITY COMPLETE!

She got fired in the six minutes between posts?

[Dugout DickStone]

Late 20's-late 30's

Nice.  Sounds like a sweet set-up.  Just don't send dick pics on your corporate phone and you should be golden.  If you spot any drug addicts, let me know.  I charge 250 an hour and will hook you up with a 10% per hour finder's fee (kidding...maybe).

In all honesty it sounds like a decent work environment for you outside of the "Ummm, wtf" chick.

How many of your patients still know how to score? I'm doing some research for a paper

[420seriouscat69]

Well, I found out why that girl is such a bitch. Apparently she's doing pretty bad & might have a foot out the door. A new guy probably doesn't help her paranoia.

finish her, fanning.

FATALITY COMPLETE!

She got fired in the six minutes between posts?

Why did you have to ruin the mortal combat reference? This is why we can't have nice things around here.

[Dugout DickStone]

What this really means is when I flop down the corp card and buy wacky a round of beers I don't have to be embarassed about who I write down on the receipt so accounting approves it for marketing. 


"Here is my expense report"
"University of who?"

[CNS]

What this really means is when I flop down the corp card and buy wacky a round of beers I don't have to be embarassed about who I write down on the receipt so accounting approves it for marketing. 


"Here is my expense report"
"University of who?"

High tides raise all ships.

[420seriouscat69]

What this really means is when I flop down the corp card and buy wacky a round of beers I don't have to be embarassed about who I write down on the receipt so accounting approves it for marketing. 


"Here is my expense report"
"University of who?"

High tides raise all ships.

"He's all growns up!"

[420seriouscat69]

So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now?

[CNS]

Get a little better each day.  Also, run, catch, block, tackle, or whatevs.

[Emo EMAW]

Guise post your phone number in this thread and Wackycat can practice some cold calling.

[raquetcat]

Enjoy it wacky, once you know what you're doing you'll get really busy and not have as much time to spend with your gE friends

[Institutional Control]

Guise post your phone number in this thread and Wackycat can practice some cold calling.

Cold calling is the best.

[Emo EMAW]

Guise post your phone number in this thread and Wackycat can practice some cold calling.

Cold calling is the best.

eff, I'd rather hit on girls I have no chance with (sober).

[420seriouscat69]

No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it.

[Emo EMAW]

No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it.

Are you talking about work or #fanningbrag?   

[ben ji]

So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now?

Tell your boss you are going to explore the building then drive out to ben ji's business park on your lunch break and do some fishing

[Institutional Control]

No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it.

That's a pretty awesome business model, "only sell to existing customers".

[420seriouscat69]

So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now?

Tell your boss you are going to explore the building then drive out to ben ji's business park on your lunch break and do some fishing

Also, I have a confession, your place of business is out there! We need to share a beer sometime soon so I can tell you how I backed out of the interview there. Short story, I drove all the way out there, my stomach went off and I needed to take a massive crap, so I called to reschedule and never did since this op came knocking.

[420seriouscat69]

No need to cold call when you only work with existing clients and they call you to reup an order and you sit back and collect the commissions on it.

That's a pretty awesome business model, "only sell to existing customers".

We have a team for new business. I think it's a easier way to start for a n00b.

[ben ji]

So training doesn't start till June 9th and I'm starting to get bored at work. There's no daily agenda for me. He told me to try and get acclimated to all of their systems and read up on the product. I've been doing that since last Wednesday. What now?

Tell your boss you are going to explore the building then drive out to ben ji's business park on your lunch break and do some fishing

Also, I have a confession, your place of business is out there! We need to share a beer sometime soon so I can tell you how I backed out of the interview there. Short story, I drove all the way out there, my stomach went off and I needed to take a massive crap, so I called to reschedule and never did since this op came knocking.

AWESOME